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M M M:
op
i will like 2 see dat babe wey just dey cry like small baby

no worry, i go paste her pics make u see her
make i go snap her, 

horny4u:
No intention to trap anyone, Na me they trap sef, I am a free bird in all her splendour.

but not as u think.

na2:
pregnancy or not, who wants to stay with you will stay

bsides , who dey carry the belle?
no be if she tell you you go no say you score goal,
what if d abortion was done bhind your back and she never told you
what if u try score, e no come enter
what abt couples joyfully married and no kids, was it their choice?

if u score and ee no enter, u try again nah!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=760862.msg9160323#msg9160323 date=1316184368](running off the thread while throwing a bomb at the thread)[/quote]bros see my head oo

Sijo01:
Which of d Trap ar we hammering on plz?
its it iron trap, magnet or supper glu gum?

nkapi (rat) trap

Eiregirl:
Thanks Mr.Cork but I'm already "trapped"

lmao

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=760862.msg9159520#msg9159520 date=1316177488]Eiregirl (f). sweeery pls can i trap you? [/quote]

claremont:
Entrapment is a mirage, anyone who doesn't fancy you cannot be trapped regardless of the trap used!

what about using rat trap?

deniyor:
there is no way to trap anyone that doesn't want to be with you permanently.

If you want someone to be trapped, the closest remedy is to treat them right - with love and respect. If they reciprocate, then that makes you the best person available for them.

On a side note, the idea you want to trap someone reeks of lack of self esteem and confidence.

i copy that
but wht if your dream gurl is not responding positively, what do u do?

M M M:
i trap ladies with my legs then chest dem down with my pen

your pen get chest?

it is well:
This guy is very wicked. Leave her if u dont want her.

then what about the pregnancy?

horny4u:
She must born that pickin o.

That guy is crazy so he puma her for 6 years , eka!!!

As for the babe after 2 yrs you for call NEXT , not wise to trap with unwanted belle o

As for the twins maybe when dad sees you , he will want you for now he wishes you were NOT.

Sad case of desperation

now how would u have advised her to trap the guy?
Better still, how will u trap ur guy?

MsDarkSkin:
nope! not yet oo!

i shall spend the next 24 hours trying to do so.

i think 48hrs will do

NubiLove:
What u need to do is to b.an.g her and throw her away_

if she com get belle nko?

hello pals, how una dey?
some couple of months, a girl was bitterly complaining that her guy has dated her close to 6 years and yet no marriage neither is he talking about proposal. The gurl while in tears was saying that she loved the guy and is afraid of loosing him.
We advised her to continue with him and maybe one day her light will shine or if she can no longer bear it, then she should depart from him, afterall there are still tilipia, mackrel, bongafish, catfish and many more fishes in the river rather than dying for one crayfish.
To my greatest surprise, the gurl said she is going to get pregnant for the guy as to trap him to marry her
Still in surprise, this evening, it was the guy himself that was telling us that his girl was pregnant for him and that he wants remedy as per the removal of the baby. He also added that he had told the gurl to abort or terminate the baby but she said ''laye laye'' that she is not gonna terminate the baby that he must marry her, the guy has been trapped,

now how will u trap ur own guy/babe to marry u?
As for me, I go give am belle one time, and if she remove am, i go tell her parents say she do abortion,

MsDarkSkin:
essays.
there IS no escaping.

i hope u read the interesting essay?

it is well:
@OP, hope u have told your GF, cos that NaughtyWoman fit cause trouble for u o.

yep! i just told her three days ago,
nd she loved me the more  

lefulefu:
myguy u just bleep up.the reason wey she dey do shakara to u be say u dey try to be romantic to her.abeg try to wise up and make u no dey slack like dat mumu wey call himself sexkillz .When u want to chat up with a naija babe u put on some swag and also lie to her.If u can lie and tell her that you are a distant nephew to uncle sege(obsanjo) or u are related to the CBN governor a typical naija babe go open her leg wide for u to do and u go do till u tire and u no go spend one naira .Show a naija babe your money but dont be silly enough to spend it on her

lol, thats true anyway, but i no go die untop to-to nah!

toyemz:
@poster




are you determined to keep this thread alive
by all means?

if i had the power to do so, i would have.

merge:
Plus he had the time to make a thread about her. lol If you are really balling as you claim you would just simply move on.

i dont have time for vagabonds like that gurl,
i have a future.

merge:
Because of a "CAR + Girl " she has looked your way. lol

re u surprised? but its true.

who dares try to touch the lions (man u) tail and go scot-free?
man u all the way.

PETERANDRE:
@ poster

u made a really big mistake bro,u would have fuc.ked her up and kick her out of your place afterwards.U really would have had your pound of flesh back for all those months of her shakara.

She is a cheap s, lut and should have been treated like one by u.

yep, i really would have done that, but i wanted to be conscious as not to loose my girlfriend, cos if she notices anything between me and that motherfucker, she will feel bad.

otokx:
smh

smyh for what?

one good turn deserves another.
it was now my own turn to make shakara
and na my own com worst pass her own

^^^^ its not ideal to create a tthread on another thread.
unfortunately, i did not comprehend those yoruba language u poured there.

jakesund:
why on earth would your 17 girlfriends insult you when the know you're a MUGU[s][/s] nice guy

aint there pals on NL?
where re u people?

infact! am hot! any babe around?
come over to my room with immediate effect

lefulefu:
omo the thing don pass me o!
imagine say babe wey no get level(ajepako) na im sabi form pass.i remember back in my skul days in lagos ajepako girls dem really dey boku but then na dem dey form pass and act as if dem no get sh1t for yansh.i remember one babe then wey i carry go amala joint an dis babe sef get big tribal marks for face but come see as she dey form."no darling i dont take all these dirty stuff u know".she come say then i come reply,"but baby these are real african dishes and as a real african lady u should be used to such",then the babe come reply,"darlin if u dont take me to mr biggs or chicken republic then nothing for u o!".i just shake my head and call am yeye ajepako girl for my mind.i remember dis calabar chick name Ekaete Iniobong wey i take go mister biggs after she refuse to go mama put with me.after she don demolish five plates of fried rice,two thick lap of chicken,six huge cups of ice cream and a bottle of small stout she come hug me and say,"oh baby thanks you for gaving me the rices and its chickens".chie! i come wonder,not only is dis babe a proper ajepako she also dey murder d english language die .even den there was this fine very light skinned igbo babe wey i be come dey trip for and as a proper guy man i come track am reach her school for east and there i come lost her hostel address so na im i come ask one babe with K-leg wearing undersized manchester united jersey and tight jeans the address of the hostel wey i dey look for.come see as d babe with duckeyes come dey halla,"shuo!! u no go leave me alone!! u no know say[b] i dey late for crass!(class).[/b]wetin dey do this babe i just come dey wonder.fine u no fine i dey ask u for directions and u dey accuse me of toasting u haba!.anyway sha i be come manage get the direction to the hostel and the babe wey give me d right direction be dey a bit ok only say her collarbones be dey show and she come even wear t-shirt we emphasize her bony shoulders.i come reach d babe hostel and u can imagine my surprise wen i come jam dis igbo chick and her friends dey demolish a huge bowl of akpu and egusi soup and dis one na d same babe wey say im no fit eat heavy food .ajepako naija girls una own don too much sef

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no kill me with laff ooo