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There was this gurl in my neighbourhood, while i was in school (4th year) i got interested in the babe. i approached her, gisted with her after some days i asked her out but she refused. I told her that i love her and that i want her to be my ''yori-yori''  but she disagreed; she was enticing me with the love i had for her. Within me, i was dying cos she refused to let me into her life. i did buy her gifts and she'll collect. We used to discuss as normal, but each time i ask her out or express my love for her, she will always disagree.
I finished my fourth year and about to for for my NYSC. i was still dying for this babe and she knows of course. I made sure i tried my best to convince her but she will always feel pompus each time i express my love for her.
I had to go for my NYSC and for few months, i was still thinking about the babe while in my service. I used to call her as well as send her text messages. As time goes on, because of the long distance apart, i began to lose interest in her. When my NYSC was over, i came back home only to disccover that she has gone for holidays to an unknown place to me,  But after her holidays, she came back but we dont not see each other frequently as before because i started working.
I started working in one of the terminals in Apapa, and i saw another cute beautiful gurl and i began my parol with her. she gave tough time as usual, but after 4months, she gave me an opportunity. we started dating and by Gods grace, we never had problems. We were just a perfect match, i guess  . All these while she had been coming to my house and vice versa and knowing each other very well. After 9 months, the former girl i wanted to date saw my new girlfriend, and i saw the look of jealousy in her eyes. Shortly, i bought a car, made some upgrade in life and was living more comfortably unlike before.
It wasnt up to 2 months, the former girl came to me and told me that; that stuff i was asking her for, that she has agreed. I looked at her from head to toe and told her that it was late, that i have found another love. Do u know what she said? she asked me to leave the girl and come to her because she was the first person i approached. I made her understand the impossibilities of that, and i excused myself while she was already in tears. The next day, she called me that she will be coming to my house, i did not refuse her request of coming, but i called one of my guy to come and stay with me within that period the girl will visit all incase the girl will do anything funny. unfortunately, the girl came earlier than my guy that i called. Men! come and see the way the girl was crying b4 me, jacking me on my shirts and begging me to be her lover as i requested b4 i found another girl. I did not know what to do. About 30minutes later, my guy came in and she composed herself. After staying in my house and it was getting dark, she decided to go home, and i told my guy the reason why i called him though he came late.

Pls, i would throw this question to the ladies.
Why do you always want a guy to ''kill himself''  b4 u know he is in love with u?

cos i noticed that it was when i found another girl, and i bought a car that was when that mother fuc-king dumb a$$  found interest in me, but i had no option than to coc.k my mother fuc-king AK47  ready to blow off her damned a$$  outter d way  b4 my girlfriend notices her. 

^^^ but u were the gateman that opened the gate for me to escape or have u forgotten so soon how much i bribed u? 

^^ do u need help?

lari03:
like your initial post man.
If its original,then you are a bundle of talent.thumbs up!

tango yankee

M M M:

hope u re ok?

rokiatu:
Not at all. I am honored.

luv dat

Russialane:
:p :p :p :p :p

it means i posted this topic for u
i dont mean insults, right?

rokiatu:
"It's not special to be special it's special to be ordinary" SRK.

Coming from one of the most loved celebrity on earth.

what are u known for?

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=750315.msg9075201#msg9075201 date=1315132336]^^^
actually I laughed over your sickness[/quote]u called my joke sickness?
then what will u call ur comment??

^^^ are u a pharmacist? so that i can come nd buy some
but be sincere, didnt u laff over the joke?

pro01:
Lol @ post.

prettyjulie:
joblessness

pls do u have vacancy in ur company so that i can apply?

[quote author=Mr, Cork* link=topic=750315.msg9063907#msg9063907 date=1314978040]skypon2002. Bro did you fall off a chair this morning? [/quote]i fell from a match box.

i never intend to offend anyone though,
i was only joking,

oops sorry, i was supposed to post this on joke forum,
moderator, u can help me do that, pls,

meanwhile enjoy the joke,

1-you have a Nairaland account
2-you have a computer
4-you are westing your time on reading this
5-you didn't pay attention no3 does not exist
7-you went to check it
8- i.d.i.o.t!  where is no6??
9-you are now smiling and agreed u are an i.d.i.o.t.
10-where is no1 my friend?
11-you believed and went to check it
12-you are not an ordinary person 

wiat ooo, this match na real abi i dey dream?,


somebody pls come nd wake me up,

chamotex:
This is unfair.

Make I go Arsenal thread

abeg where be their thread?
help me post the link make i go console them
uuuuuuuuuuuup man uuuu,

juventino:
Eminijesufelopolopoofemiyeye. That's the longest name in Ile kaaro Ojire

sues:
ekwakwarakponabrunooghenebikosioemrano, , 38 letters/ words/ figures/sentences, : , the burdens of this world is too much God please remove some

bruno for short

gfarinho:
Abachababangidaobasanjoyaraduagoodluck, beat that lol,

are these names for human beings?

Kasiem2:
Sky, wetin carry u enta hia? Dat mean say i go repent ooo

o boy, how did u get in here too?
im beginning to suspect u.

how re u doing?
good to meet u here,

philip0906:
^^
yes they can. . .make them try unilag

lol. the reverse will be the case

[quote author=mr.official link=topic=739448.msg8959784#msg8959784 date=1313748207]^^ will they even see up to 50?[/quote]u are still talking about 50

pappy4real:
i saw somewhere on facebk dat lagos spiritualist were demanding 50 virgins of marriagable age 2 appease yemoja against d on coming terrible down pour, i lolled cos if dats d only condition 2save lagos, then we'll all drown

yep! i saw it on naijapals also.
that the virgins are going to sing and dance in the bar beach to appease the god yemoja.
i think this is absolutely impossible as almost all the lagosians gurls had been deflowered.
God take control.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{Poster>>> i can't still get the reason for this thread  , hot as how? really dunno understand the base-line why u start this whole discussion lol} [/size]

ok! hot as in when u are     h o r n y ,   
how do u tell ur wifey or g/f, 

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=739288.msg8966915#msg8966915 date=1313825535]I tell hubby I am hot when I ask him to turn on AC or drink hot lemon tea.[/quote]

chidianan:
I am lost as to what you mean by HOT!
if you are talking about what I am thinking, then you really need to be a human being and it wouldn't be hard for you to communicate away!

if it is what u are thinking, then how do u tell ur wifey?

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=739288.msg8965928#msg8965928 date=1313798895]Your words not mine[/quote]

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=739288.msg8965909#msg8965909 date=1313798662]^^^
Does that mean the oil should be changed[/quote]no the oil need not be changed,
na the oil u go take service am nah!

M M M:
op
how can a human being be hot
Do u cook your self on fire with cooking gas

hot means when u need to be serviced