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^^^ but u were the gateman that opened the gate for me to escape or have u forgotten so soon how much i bribed u? 

^^ do u need help?

lari03:
like your initial post man.
If its original,then you are a bundle of talent.thumbs up!

tango yankee

M M M:

hope u re ok?

rokiatu:
Not at all. I am honored.

luv dat

Russialane:
:p :p :p :p :p

it means i posted this topic for u
i dont mean insults, right?

rokiatu:
"It's not special to be special it's special to be ordinary" SRK.

Coming from one of the most loved celebrity on earth.

what are u known for?

Mynd_44:
^^^
actually I laughed over your sickness

u called my joke sickness?
then what will u call ur comment??

^^^ are u a pharmacist? so that i can come nd buy some
but be sincere, didnt u laff over the joke?

pro01:
Lol @ post.

prettyjulie:
joblessness

pls do u have vacancy in ur company so that i can apply?

Mr, Cork*:
skypon2002. Bro did you fall off a chair this morning?

i fell from a match box.

i never intend to offend anyone though,
i was only joking,

oops sorry, i was supposed to post this on joke forum,
moderator, u can help me do that, pls,

meanwhile enjoy the joke,

1-you have a Nairaland account
2-you have a computer
4-you are westing your time on reading this
5-you didn't pay attention no3 does not exist
7-you went to check it
8- i.d.i.o.t!  where is no6??
9-you are now smiling and agreed u are an i.d.i.o.t.
10-where is no1 my friend?
11-you believed and went to check it
12-you are not an ordinary person 

wiat ooo, this match na real abi i dey dream?,


somebody pls come nd wake me up,

chamotex:
This is unfair.

Make I go Arsenal thread

abeg where be their thread?
help me post the link make i go console them
uuuuuuuuuuuup man uuuu,

juventino:
Eminijesufelopolopoofemiyeye. That's the longest name in Ile kaaro Ojire

sues:
ekwakwarakponabrunooghenebikosioemrano, , 38 letters/ words/ figures/sentences, : , the burdens of this world is too much God please remove some

bruno for short

gfarinho:
Abachababangidaobasanjoyaraduagoodluck, beat that lol,

are these names for human beings?

Kasiem2:
Sky, wetin carry u enta hia? Dat mean say i go repent ooo

o boy, how did u get in here too?
im beginning to suspect u.

how re u doing?
good to meet u here,

philip0906:
^^
yes they can. . .make them try unilag

lol. the reverse will be the case

mr.official:
^^ will they even see up to 50?

u are still talking about 50

pappy4real:
i saw somewhere on facebk dat lagos spiritualist were demanding 50 virgins of marriagable age 2 appease yemoja against d on coming terrible down pour, i lolled cos if dats d only condition 2save lagos, then we'll all drown

yep! i saw it on naijapals also.
that the virgins are going to sing and dance in the bar beach to appease the god yemoja.
i think this is absolutely impossible as almost all the lagosians gurls had been deflowered.
God take control.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{Poster>>> i can't still get the reason for this thread  , hot as how? really dunno understand the base-line why u start this whole discussion lol} [/size]

ok! hot as in when u are     h o r n y ,   
how do u tell ur wifey or g/f, 

Mrs.Chima:
I tell hubby I am hot when I ask him to turn on AC or drink hot lemon tea.

chidianan:
I am lost as to what you mean by HOT!
if you are talking about what I am thinking, then you really need to be a human being and it wouldn't be hard for you to communicate away!

if it is what u are thinking, then how do u tell ur wifey?

Mynd_44:
Your words not mine

Mynd_44:
^^^
Does that mean the oil should be changed

no the oil need not be changed,
na the oil u go take service am nah!

M M M:
op
how can a human being be hot
Do u cook your self on fire with cooking gas

hot means when u need to be serviced

Mynd_44:
How about sticking a thermometre in your punny and showing him

the thermometer will read above the highest caliberation,