₦airaland Forum

Many Nigerian mothers, daughters and sisters die everyday n its not on FP. So y d f..k is this? Hope nairaland aint turning to cedisland?

Anywayz Majid, accept our condolences. Next thread pls

Sorry to those of you with terrible experiences. For me Atm has been a blessing once. Was very broke and hungry on sunny afternoon and I walked all d way to a machine to retrieve d last 1k in my acct. A guy was der before me n he claimed d machine was nt dispensing and left in annoyance. I was about to slot my card to try my luck wen suddenly N10k came out. I searched for d guy bt he was gone. So I did d normal. Help him kept it in my pocket and left for home. Will pay him back on judgement day if we meet again

Okeikpu: APC & Sahara reporters planned the whole shitt..... just to make way for that old retired boko haram leader (BUHARI)

Rily tot only sane pple patronize NL. Never knew d likes of u still exist. D*ckhead

WHICH OF THESE BOOKS WOULD YOU BUY?
1.How to look Beautiful_by Obasanjo
2.Secret of a Successful Marriage_by Pastor
Chris Oyakhilome
3.Food that will make you grow tall_by Osita
Iheme(pawpaw)
4.My Love for Nigeria_by Abubakar Shekau
5.Tips to get Married_by Genevieve Nnaji
6.The Joy of Poverty_by Aliko Dangote
7.Tips for passing your English
Language_by Patience Jonathan
8.The Nigerian People are my Friends by Patrick Sawyer
9.Why not to involve in corruption and money laundry by Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor
10.The importance of a bachelors degree in a persons future by Tompolo

Sincerely we need to upgrade our syllabus

Hausas. Barbarians who shld be returned to d stone ages
South south. Drunks and touts who do nothing during d day n expect to be worshipped cos of a resource their fore fathers know nothing about.
Yorubas. Cowards since 10bc. Can only fight on social medias or argue till Jesus comes at vendor stands
Ibos. Gullible dat if an ibo politician is d devils vice,they'll rather av him in power than Jesus Christ himself(APGA dumbs)

Inshort d whole country is f**ked.

*Singing Eldees song- I'm leaving, I'm off to yankee, so sure won't come back here again

I don't give a heck who wins I just need a win. Na any team win I carry for bet 1960 oo.

shockwave91: ah ah....y must everything she does be controversieal ....abeg jor make dem free d babe. Beyonce does worse e'ryday and she's deemed radioactive hot. She's a musician whose kind music involves lots of sexyness and dancing. Cut d babe sum slack. If she cover evry evry now, dey will say she's doing holy holy....pfft

Y is Asha still d best in Nigeria. Does she show off her ass n boobs to get fans to like her? Call a spade a spade, and a bi*ch a bi*ch.

romme2u: until nigeria produces a world-class first rated players who can change the dynamics of our game, who can improve and upgrade our game, we will still be in the doldrums.

as far as i am concern mikel is not the kind of player who can control the pace of a game and produce results, that is why he still marry to the bench in chelsea.

moreover, football development in the country is dead because we yet to produce players who are not only regular starters in their clubs but pivotal to their club's successes

Michael Owen had a spectacular outing at France 98 at the age of 17 scoring one of the best goals at that tourney. Let Mikel get d Bleep out n bring in ihenacho. Also Ejide is an apology. Don't we have better options in the local league? Emenike is getting too full of himself probably because he believes he has no replacement and I also tink Oshaniwa is better than echiejile. My opinion though.

Genea: I think say na only me notice am,dose pple are thieving thieves ,I don't usually bother masef abt it again

Don't mind them. displaying used cards on tv for us.

Suarezilla: I don't see any reason they wud scam pple with such tin...abi na dem dey help us recharge? Tho I hv never tried to see how quick my fingers are..If I want to recharge my fone I go n buy recharge card..

I get your point. All I'm trying to saay is they don't need to deceive or make a fool of Nigerians. I went somewhere on sunday n saw a couple of teenagers with their mobile phones at alert just to load recharge cards from ontv and I asked if anyone of them had ever succeeded and u can guess what d reply was. That's what got me thinking if those innocent teenagers were not being made a fool of

Its so unfortunate that everything in Nigeria cannot be trusted. ONTV does the quick fingers recharge card thing but how are we sure its for real when almost all their programs are repeated. Definately, there's a probability that even d recharge cards are stale. Can't say if ders bin a lucky person out der bt pls share ur view.

freecocoa: I don't think all these really apply in the real world o( not all at least).

Any man who is out to deceive a lady will even go as far as giving her an engagement ring, all to continue shining her Kongo or whatever it is he wants her for besides marriage, one just has to keep hoping/praying not to end up in the wrong hands.

I'm not saying "ignore the signs" no, there are definitely red flags but these articles always make it sound like you can outrightly tell a serious/unserious man by following a guidebook.

Most sensible opinion I've seen so far. Nice one

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I have been to your (orderbay.com) site but wasnt patient enough to navigate to where my answers may be.

Incidentally i spent half an hour on the phone (yesterday) speaking with a friend in the U.S trying to figure out safe and secure way of ordering such a low quantity of expensive but fragile items.

Let me know if u can help

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Enough of all these crap politicians joor

Only one way out

www.nairaland.com/1862338/nigerian-youths-way-reasoning

Hmmm. Was to be expected.

Its time for a change in our orientation
www.nairaland.com/1862338/nigerian-youths-way-reasoning

Good develpoment for both parties.

www.nairaland.com/1862338/nigerian-youths-way-reasoning