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God help we guys nowadays, even some house wives are doing runs

He wan chop him lecturer ,dey make mouth up and down.Foolish boy.

The most beautiful girl I ever saw naked was giving me BJ ,I know know when I kick the stool and unconciously asking igbo's not to go to Biafra cos she's igbo and that was the time the agitation was hot.

HillaryNelo:
my case and ur own are almost d same just that I no gree knack her I pretended to be a virgin, naso I close leg lyk gal they chop fried rice the locozuma gave me after that voom

I dey choosy in terms of pussy since then

During university days ,on 2go ,naso I meet one Redeemers girl .She messaged me that she's the only one at home .Naso I borrow 2h from my roommate ,carry bike to her place .

Lo and behold ,one fat ugly babe (God forgive me) too late ! Big house, na her papa house ,her dad is a pastor. Naso we go room ,she commot cloth ,I sha suck breast and pussy (the pussy dey smell ) I tried fucking ,but she was too fat ,stomach just full everywhere .

As I manage do one round, naso I stand up. I felt like I was raped ,didn't enjoy the sex ,felt like shit. Since then ,if girl no make ,i will not put my cock inside.

Mamijoh:
You tried

Lol,thank you.

jclassiq:
So she didn't collect the 10k or what?

I gave her 10k for the nite

Savedday:
Chai! Now I see y 9ja girls will never stop jumping from one d!ck to another.

This is so terrible!

Lol,the government needs to start taxing these oloshos

10k for a night. She told me she has a bf bla bla bla, she don't do hookup, I invited her over for a drink at a bar closeby. After 3 bottles each and pepper soup I started touching her,I told her if I no fuvk her dis nite na fuvk up.

She reason with me and called the mumu bf and lied to him. We went to hotel,she wanted her breast sucked, I no hesitate. bleeped her 3times from night till morn.

ravensckar:
As a guyman, whatever caused you to impregnate a lady whom you never planned to marry is the biggest sign of foolish.ness. Like you weren't taught how to use a condom or what?

A lady has a child for you, she's living in your house, probably still fucking you, cooking for you, taking care of you and your son. Yet, you tagged her a 'Baby Mama' who doesn't deserved to be married but should be paid a monthly stipend of 5K. Bros, you must have a faulty brain because it's obvious that you're mad but you don't have anyone to tell you. So, if people like Tuface, Wizkid, Davido or even Airforce1 dey claim 'Baby Daddy'. You self wey never chop belle full self go come out?

PS- some women don't mind being called 'Baby Mama' but not by someone who'd be giving them 5K monthly. It shows that even you yourself need to be a 'Sugar Boy' to those Slay Mama. You self need intensive care.

Shut the Bleep up,they are both responsible for the situation they found themselves. Stop making it look like she's an helpless 15yr old whom he impregnated.

She opened her legs dey collect penis, knew how much he collects and decided to have the baby ,now whyning when the situation dawned on her . They should both share the brunt .

Bro,this is the condition men find themselves these times. God help you,I can't say more than that.

If you will take my advice. ..

Man -UP ! She is manipulating you. She needs you more than you need her,free her like 3 months and see the result. If she contacts you take her back,she would have understood the message.

Open shop for her when she comes back. If after she returns,her behaviour nor change,start thinking of marrying another girl with good behaviour this time that will born for you.

What is going on is not your fault,you only hooked up with the wrong girl.

Bro,this is the condition men find themselves these times. God help you,I can't say more than that.

If you will take my advice. ..

Man -UP ! She is manipulating you. She needs you more than you need her,free her like 3 months and see the result. If she contacts you take her back,she would have understood the message.

Open shop for her when she comes back. If after she returns,her behaviour nor change,start thinking of marrying another girl with good behaviour this time that will born for you.

What is going on is not your fault,you only married the wrong girl.

I feel everyone is under rating AJ . He doesn't need to do anything spectacular,just turn it to a street fight.

JackDaAlienz:
What if she says no do you think im a prostitute?

She's probably the kind of girl worth getting close to .Get close to her without any intention of getting laid.

Na before you need too much calculation ,now it's just money "can we hook up" is the catch phrase.

rippa:
Oga I live in surulere and prior to living there I served in Lagos water co-operation so I dey pass there everytime. Nothing u fit tell me.
Make him step down for another person to go.
That place nor belong to him alone

If you say he spent a long time there.That is a fact and your opinion is valid;but to say he didn't do anything ,forget nobody will support you on that.

rippa:
Lolzzz
So for the past 20years na laptop and textbooks he done fit buy
Nawa oo
We celebrate our oppressors too much in this country

I don't need to argue with you,some of you online just want to argue aimlessly. I am not an APC member or supporter but do not slander Gbaja.

Take time and go to Surulere yourself and ask about Gbaja.

rippa:
You are the one saying what you don't know now.
Gbajia is not a senator but a house of rep member and I having been living in surulere for 2years now. Apart from useless boreholes, name a good project he has executed

Laptops ,notes and textbooks for secondary school students

rippa:
Gbajia have been in that house for only God knows when and don't have a single project in surulere and u are hear clapping and displaying your foolishness.
These people are just lucky that Lagos was once the capital of Nigeria for over 77years so they loot and loot.
Can u mention one constituency project gbajia has successfully executed for that number of years he has spent there?
Let them make river state or akwa ibom or anambra capital for just 30years, Lagos will be a playground

I am not from Surulere but I once worked there. Never say Gbaja doesn't have single project ,don't say what you don't know.

Gbaja is one of the most performing reps in Lagos ,he constantly holds meeting with his people .

The more interviews you attend,the better you get

MediMedi:
A dude at 24 very good at communicating with opposite gender.

From my actions and how we talk you wount assume we're not in relationship but soon I hear things like I love you, I miss you all that I start lossing interest till we part ways then bounce back, some wount.

Please, am I normal?

You are normal, there is nothing wrong with you.Most men will not admit ,but this is our nature. When a woman succumbs finally ,there's no thrill ,nothing to chase / get you excited.

The only thing is commitment, at that stage you just make a commitment that you will stay with her no matter what.

Any man that disagrees with me ,I will ask you only one question. Are married guys not tired of their wives? Only commitment is keeping them ,nothing else.

One penis nor do most of naija girls of today

SHINJA:
Feel like using you for ritual ..

Even gods no go accept gay person for sacrifice...

Gay na waste of oxygen ,land and water. Not even fit for the gods.

Agbaka1997:
Just leave our LGBT community brother alone as long as he's not in anyway trampling on your privacy

Stay in your damn lane and your neighbor's sexuality is none of anybody's business

He's gay and that's it let him breathe our society can be so homophobic

Homosexuals are amazing individuals

Nonsense,this is Africa and in Africa we do not tolerate this abnormality. Go take asylum where it is allowed .

Slayar:
Arrange boys and burst in on them with camera for mid night

Don't forget to beat them

Arrange boys and burst in on them with camera for mid night

Felimax:
Another primary reason why Obi will not win. The Ibos will learn by force.

This election will certainly be dragged along tribal, regional and religious lines. They will be the yardstick with which the winner will emerge.

It will be very obvious and will be very interesting and dramatic when campaign starts.

It is already. I have people who are going to vote solely on religious and tribal lines. They dont give a f*uck about development ,manisfesto or whatever.

I am not Igbo nor from South East ,but I have made up my mind to vote Obi.

I must say this nevertheless. I do not like how some people are making it look like other candidates cannot campaign in the South East.

Even as far as a youth group threatening Tinubu and APC. There are many OBIDIENTS in the South West and nobody ever threatened them from campaigning.

No matter how bad you think a person or candidate is,they have rights to campaign and speak freely ;just know that you will not vote them .

Obidients are going to campaign in Lagos and no one is saying "dont" ,same way it was held in Nassarawa etc.

Threatening other parties does not look and sound good and will only deter more people from becoming OBIdient. Politics is about numbers and you need every single vote you can get.

hardbody:
You people are just insatiable. Order and discipline is still you complain. Rank and file take steps that offend the Force Order, you blame the police hierarchy. What do you people actually want? Its tiring honestly

Leave am make e dey yarn dust. People like him nor go believe anything if e nor happen to them.

Maynman:
And what about the indoctrinated ones that think they understand it but they don’t.
They are even the worse.

Problem with most people is that they do not have the courage to question their own beliefs.Their whole lives,they are quick to defend what they've been taught

I just laugh at all these brain-washed guys that think they're woke .Just because you do not understand something doesn't mean its wrong or does not exist.

aikyg:
Do you live alone? Looks like a woman came to the house.

A woman came like three days ago but I'm sure it's not her because where the hair is ...I've passed there and didn't see hair.

Besides,sometimes I see strands etc ,I'm just curious and would like to know it's significance this time around.