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upload111:
A lady needs someone to share ride daily from Surulere to Victoria Island every morn.
If you are interested in paying or know someone interested in paying to share rides.
Kindly send mail to upload556@gmail.com and the subject of the mail should be "Share ride".

Why not move to the island,I can help you with affordable accommodation

This thread is gonna show the number of fools in Nigeria

NessieRey:
Why do I have to deal with washing so much dirt from my ball sacs a day after I have ejaculated during sex? Please is this peculiar to just me or are there other guys experiencing it?

It's either you just begun having sex or you have OCD

GreaterFuture:
That's very okay at that price
Do you by chance have any of this Price range for room self in ketu, Ikeja Yaba, Ogudu somewhere Mainland, but an okay calm place

Nope,sorry

princeade86:
where for ibeju lekki.

Abijo

Kaycee9242:
Do you have a room and parlor at eleko junction axis?

Not at eleko,at Abijo though.

lebron7:
Are you am agent?
Got anyone around yaba?

Nope ,not Yaba

This is slavery,for an apartment someone will pay for.

Anyways,if you want to rent an apartment in Ibeju-lekki ,hit me up.

400k total package- Self contain

800k total package -2 bedroom

Tiles,water and security for both apartments.

Rice

Why you go carry phone go dey camera people, be asking stupid questions.The guy is daft.

I don't like how the Ooni is being seen shaking everyone. One day let him not be surprised when a Yoruba man stretches hand to shake him.

The "OONI" title has been existing before him and will exist after him, let him not denigrate the title shaking everybody up and down.

Nigerians for you.

VinnyBaba:
Thanks for ur Comments.

When I see some Nigerian Parents trying to form to Woke or Modern,
I just laugh @them.

Its Because they have NOT met Unruly and Stubborn kids.

You will see a little Child standing by the Roadside and using his hand to touch any Car that zooms past.

Such a Behaviour calls for FLOGGING or any other Displinary measure. 😒

Some people are saying with all the flogging yahoo and rituals exploded.

In fact it's the opposite,since flogging stopped that is when everything exploded. No one really flogs anymore .It's out of fashion and it's why the society is the way it is.

Humans are moved by fear and greed. The best way to pass across a message sometimes is by flogging,hitting ,spanking or anything you want to call it.

When a child about 2 yrs tries to stick their hands in the socket or gas, you can't explain to that child ,you need to spank them right there.

Another example is that of a kid that was playing along the road ,he almost got hit by a bike man,I told his mum to spank him,he cried .Next time he will remember the reason he was spanked ,"don't play beside the road" .

Don't do it too much but yes,you need to whoop kids in their early years. If you do it well within the formative years ,you won't have to worry from around 12yrs.

Long long ago when I was living at my aunt's I'd just started work then .Man wanted some action so I booked this osho, we were sweating it out ,banging real hard ,when I heard "knock -knock" my aunt was back from work.

I peeped through the window ,it was her. I told the hoe to dress up quickly ,she dressed up and forgot her yellow pant ,i had to hand her the pant after she'd worn her jeans .

She passed the parlour out while my aunt was in the kitchen unloading stuff she bought from the market. I was sweating profusely like a goat ,even after cleaning my face with a towel.

Luckily she didn't notice anything.

Had sex once with an albino, she was wet in minutes even with a condom on.

I wish him all the best

ObalendeCMS:
Bro don enter horoscope.

I’m an AIR sign & I 8 people with the WATER sign, because they tend to “suffocate” me.

This is one reason I repel all these marine girls, even though they find me very attractive.

I can always see the lust & desire in their eyes but they just can’t get a hold of me

Good thing you know yourself

Someone being a water person or fire person does not necessarily make them a bad person.

OKOATA:
So fire and water nko bros.

Fire: They're hot tempered ,vengeful,dangerous ,quick ,larger than life persona, the life of the party,popular etc.

Water: beautiful,handsome , cunning , sexy, they have their way in the end, pure,refreshing, you enjoy their company.


On the deeper level ,there are other things but this is the basic .

FREDCLSSICO7:
tell us about the earth and air

Earth: They are reliable ,stable ,they are builders, trust worthy ,they are not very quick to do stuff but when they do its done well.etc

Air: Unstable,mood swings ,unreliable ,they don't like stress. They are not meant to stay in one place or do one thing for long,when they face an obstacle they will move to doing another thing.

imam07:
u be bastard yoruba. When other tribe ridicule your biological father, laugh with them in order to build d bridge that will kill u

Understand what he's saying before you comment

Everyone of us has one or more of the 4 elements strongest which manifests in us.

Earth
Fire
Water
Air

Not necessarily a big deal,you guys make too much a big deal of it.Those guys with hot temperament have more of Fire in them etc.

What is the point of posting something like this on the front page?

J Cole born sinner album

Congratulations ! Idan nla!

Once went out with this Beauty Queen in my University, we went on a date .While we were eating she was just consuming it like a thief,ripping the sausage in her mouth,I never finish the first two ,she was through with everything .She even farted ,I just switch off.