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RomanceRe: Between My Girlfriend And Toke Makinwa Who Killed It by Slaye: 12:26am On Dec 10, 2017
Lol see as yance long come out like garden hose. Biko so not attractive, too obvious. Don't know what people like in a girls big ass undecided can't yall just be with someone moderate.
RomanceRe: If you were asked to choose a NLder you could marry, who would you choose by Slaye: 10:02pm On Dec 09, 2017
Definitely shinarlaura kiss
RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 9:50pm On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy:
wawu!!finally..

hope the money go reach me embarassed
If you mention me again ehn

TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2018 Audition Overcrowded. Lady's Wig Yanked Off (Photos) by Slaye: 9:12pm On Dec 09, 2017
michael142:
You too greedy, he suppose be 20 percent for you
She didn't ask. She is not interested. I for fit beat am down. I am not greedy if I was wouldn't help anyone.
If anybody ready make he or she come meet me. I don dp level for girls when they use go Italy marry rich whitey. So those ones nor be anything.
RomanceRe: Please Nairalanders Help Us - The Pain Is Too Much! by Slaye: 5:13pm On Dec 09, 2017
CrescentMoon:
What if I say you're the same person as op.
Just add say Everyone one of us on this thread who helped the op is the op. grin

TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2018 Audition Overcrowded. Lady's Wig Yanked Off (Photos) by Slaye: 4:26pm On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy:
slaye you no wan win 45mil shocked
No go for audition. Come I go give you strong traditional charm everybody when go see you for TV go love you like the way Efe own be. You go win. Only say you go swear oath say if you win na 50-50. I nor they do mumu level.
RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 4:25pm On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy:
hahaha. .that makes the both of us undecided

howfar our car wink
I they come owerri tmrw cone carry am from the guy e dey with there. person wan pay 3M so mumsy say make them bring am come warri.
RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 3:06pm On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy:
hhahaha,,I don't want to marry lipsrsealed
Be like you never understand.. you nor wan marry? We nor wan marry you before.

RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 3:02pm On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy:
aww!!unfortunately haven't seen a husby material for here lipsrsealed
Na You come be wife material with your bad mouth. No guy go marry girl when they talk carelessly like you they curse and swear up and down. Change your ways if you need hubby because you are 0% wife material for now. No pun intended. undecided
RomanceRe: Please Nairalanders Help Us - The Pain Is Too Much! by Slaye: 12:37pm On Dec 09, 2017
See them up there, 90% of nairalanders are very useless, you people don't want to help him but you can bad mouth, you guys should leave him for me, I will assist him till he gets a job @ Danal, modify your post and remove account number, no need to beg all these people they will only mock you, I am glad that few people here rendered support that should be enough for you for now. Cuteguy Wil do more if he sees this.
RomanceRe: Please Nairalanders Help Us - The Pain Is Too Much! by Slaye: 11:35am On Dec 09, 2017
Danal:
God bless you so much sir I cannot express my joy right now when I see alert for my phone, may God bless you sir, God will continue to reward you in every way way, the pocket you send this money from will never run dry you will receive this back in thousands in Jesus name! upon thousands God bless you so much sir I am grateful I love you my brother!!! !! !!!!! And thank you so much I will message him, God bless you a million times once again as you have put food on my table after much trouble, you will see success upon success AMEN!
Nah It's alright, glad I could help.
RomanceRe: Please Nairalanders Help Us - The Pain Is Too Much! by Slaye: 11:26am On Dec 09, 2017
@danal sent you 5k, please manage it, i know how it is to be hungry man honestly I feel your pain, I will assist you again if I receive my money, meanwhile message cuteguy123 he will be willing to help.

RomanceRe: Please Nairalanders Help Us - The Pain Is Too Much! by Slaye: 11:18am On Dec 09, 2017
Cc : cry QueenSekxy, lets help this guy cry

Cc: cuteguy123

This is touching!
RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 6:00am On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy:
Lol..now that's funny cheesy

see you later in the daywink

have a great day ahead.
Bye bye.
RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 5:53am On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy:
really, that's scary shocked

Warri witches go catch you one day grin
Those ones they Busy for coven they plan how to spoil transformer. They nor fit see me. My GD they my side if I they OB plane. If I feel
RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 5:49am On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy:
you don't mean it
Yes. Sleep is for the weak minded. Why sleep when there are so many things you can do in the night.?? cheesy Mehn sleep is boring (well most of the time) I just take a stroll outta my body, mehn i enjoy OBE in night hours. So much fun leaving your body strolling round the whole city. Seeing even the very mischievous of the night.
RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 5:43am On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy:
lolcheesy

slayer why up so early??

goodmorning smiley
I'm always up so early all the time.
RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 5:42am On Dec 09, 2017
Gucciqueen38:
Congratulations sis cheesy may God bless your marriage grin cheesy
Cmon will you keep quiet. undecided Who asked you to talk undecided

RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 5:35am On Dec 09, 2017
alexialin:
No mind those guys.

With their bad mouth, which girl go marry them.
Still waiting for your wedding pics o mummy.

RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 5:33am On Dec 09, 2017
DeadRat:
I Have Tasted It... Its Like They Cook With Juju... I No Understand...


Any Way congrates... I Just Pray There Are Still More Wife Materials here For Guys Looking For Wife...
There is no wife for a rat with a face like yours. You will grow old and die lonley. Lmao

RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 5:30am On Dec 09, 2017
QueenSekxy this coulda been us if only you were woman enough to ask me out. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha Celebrates Son's Birthday by Slaye: 4:23am On Dec 09, 2017
andrew444:
Goat like you, try get sense,this thing wey dey happen to you you think say e funny?you get big problem,I no go surprise say na motherless baby home dey adopt you from....Alien like you
Lolz this one touch you well well. grin

RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 11:37pm On Dec 08, 2017
Pidginwhisper:
but she nose too much now grin
Lmao. Savage grin
RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by Slaye: 11:16pm On Dec 08, 2017
makydebbie:
Bibiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii cheesy cheesy

Awwn my ewe sister, quick question tho, do ewe girls dress this way for their weddings or it's just you? cheesy

Bibi you're so so beautiful! Oga crazyygod get eyes biko. Your kids are going to be the bomb mehn! I wish you the best sis, that smile will be permanent on your face. tongue
Marital bliss!! kiss kiss And we're waiting for Atta and Kuma. tongue


So people still find love like this on NL? lipsrsealed
This could be me and somebody but he's vexing for me. cry
This could be us dear.. . Well, if only you had a nose..

CelebritiesRe: Emma Nyra Flashes Her Pants As She Bend Down To Perform On Stage by Slaye: 11:36am On Dec 08, 2017
Jagermeister:
The way these women think so highly of this their body, nothing dey head of fish mehn.

After the ejaculate, you would care very little of who's beside you; whether it's Omotola, toto dike or Emma whareva.. U'd just sleep.

If most guys would be like me and stay focused, these brazen acts of shame and shenanigans would be extinguished.
I'm like you bro. cool
CultureRe: December Culture : What Happened To Knockouts And Bangers? by Slaye: 7:34am On Dec 08, 2017
Weiten we wan use those annoying noise making stuffs do?
RomanceRe: How Can I Break Up With My Girlfriend Without Leaving Her Heart Broken. by Slaye: 4:28am On Dec 08, 2017
cruchenutii:
So this is a real life issue & not some cooked up stories. I've been dating this Girl for 1 Year Plus , she's a sweet girl But Issue is.

We don't have a lot in common. She doesn't like what I like & I don't like what she likes. She's like the total opposite. I just tried to manage this far, but In order not to waste her time, I need to set her free on time. So she can find her other half & settle down on time. As I actually love her & wish her well in a reality.

I need to set her free, But I don't know how to, because she's the very Emotional type that can/may do something drastic because of Heart break.

SO i Just need ideas on how to set her free without being heart broken , And Explain to her nicely why we can't be together & Leave her in peace.

Biko help your guy Abeg. CC Emusmithy mrphysics kimbra tosyne2much ilegendd and pocohantas
Tell her you just found out you have hiv and you don't want to infect her with it.

Works like magic everytime.

grin
RomanceRe: Hey, Guys What Will You Do If You Were Me? by Slaye: 3:54am On Dec 08, 2017
PrinceCEE:
Well, I can't vouch for them girls... But you could be a better comedian with these stories.


I need a friend with benefits on a symbiotic level of sexual satisfaction.


We satisfy each other's sexual urge, hence no need for any party to pay the other 'cause we both enjoyed it grin
Lol. This is naija not America. Money must they involved. Even my ex gf when they friends with benefit wit me after we broke up, she was dating someone else. Na small cash I they give her make her they do am with me. So Goodluck on your search grin
RomanceRe: Hey, Guys What Will You Do If You Were Me? by Slaye: 10:44pm On Dec 07, 2017
PrinceCEE:
You happen to always have a story to tell. This one is also funny but I don't believe...


Back to the discourse, there's just a little margin of difference between those girls and prostitutes. But all in all, as far as they collect money from different guys and sleep with them within the said hood, they're still prostitutes 'cause you wouldn't tell if they have a joint where they hang out in search of patronisers at night grin
My guy the story is truth. You they pay me for the stories when I go come tell you lie? undecided by the way the one I talked with goes to auchi polytechnic in edo state. Infact all of them they school. Lol. Students! You know girls and flashy fake life style. They will do anything just to keep up. Like the girl told me "let it be between us please" cheesy
RomanceRe: Hey, Guys What Will You Do If You Were Me? by Slaye: 10:34pm On Dec 07, 2017
PrinceCEE:
Quite funny grin grin


But I don't want prostitutes...

Thanks anyway...
Not prostitutes. Only within with guys when get the money to pay not like they go stand for one place or anything. Still the same thing most girls when they follow yahoo boys they do. Only difference is that these ones do am openly no time to style cause they need the money.

98.9% naija girls na prostitute FYI.

Na so one of my guy when they friend one Uniport babe, my guy they everything for the babe they take care of her, babe very decent.

My guy go one expensive hotel for lag one day like that, base on say na normal guy man, him friends carry babe so he too just say make him blend in only for that night, he call hotel manager tell am say e need girl. Not long babe show for him room door they knock. Him open. Na he gf for Uniport..

My guy nearly run mad when he see him girl. The girl self surprise. grin
RomanceRe: Hey, Guys What Will You Do If You Were Me? by Slaye: 10:22pm On Dec 07, 2017
PrinceCEE:
Morons everywhere.


You guys could've taken your frustrated lives outta my thread...


I-diots
Lmao..

Like how I got a friend with benefit today.

Went to visit my friend today so we were talking and all that then some area girls walked pass and mehn them make sense wella, slim just the shit I like and I asked my friend "who be these girlshuh" and he was like them be area girls, all of them they line o na money them they find, If you know say you like anyone just call am excuse am tell am say " how far fine girl, she go greet you bass on you soft, reply and tell her say since you they come the area you they see her well well and you they admire her since and you like they with her so how much your short time they go for?

I did exactly as my friend asked me to, called one slim fair one out of them while the others walked away leaving her behind as usual she first make Shakara, I tell her say I like her and I like they with her so how much short time they go, she said "give me 4k"

I said 2k, she said Okay, how is it going to be? I said give me your number I will call you this evening, I collect her control.

Simple o. Although na my friend show me the girl, you can also try this method on a girl when your friend tell you say like money well well and if you give her cash she go follow you.

That's how to get them bro. The world is now civilized beyond where you do boyfriend and girlfriend with any girl just because you wanna Bleep, most now just need the cash. Give it to them they give you what you need, anytime any day.

Hope this was helpful.

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