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Michelle55:
smiles.. really? what do you like about them?

Sera360:
That's because am not a hoodlum pikin speaking a$$ like u, i dont give work, enjoy while i nap. Maggot hehehe

Enjoy my the humiliation of ignoring u.

Michelle55:
lolsssss, don't even think about it because you really can't contend with me... I'm very mean with words, so I'll suggest you take a several seats back and cool off. Note: this is my good side typing now. enjoy the rest of your day!! Namaste!!

Viicfuntop:
I was playing along jo. Sorry.

Viicfuntop:
England

Sera360:
Onuku dey browse google

Ape, i dont come make nnamdi kanu by ever giveing u attention

Hehehehe half breed, ur dog pregnant ur mama....born by mistake

Viicfuntop:
No they are white

Viicfuntop:
Genetics is kind of hard. I am studying biotechnology and I had to take classes in Molecular Biology.
So I meant that it’s actually the prettiest girls in the class that are leading

Viicfuntop:
That’s a lie jo. Common that’s just a stereotype. In my class, the girls are actually the smartest(abd these are very pretty women ) and I am talking about genetics class.

Sera360:
Ok the boy, we have heard ur opinion and we know ur still wat? 14? Ya so reserve that another 12-18 yrs or so

Sera360:
Have mercy on who?? Ur stupidity?

Viicfuntop:
. Trust me I am very far from ugly. I accept

Viicfuntop:
Congratulations. Was it a masters in being useless?

Viicfuntop:
Awwwwn, this is cute. I don’t know. Why do people keep saying they can feed one’s family? Why? It’s a question I keep asking.
What’s the evidence that you can? Tell me, what stage are you right now in your miserable life? So fuuucccck what, I am ugly, should I then kill myself?
Are you naturally stupid or you just try to be?

Emmahunk:
You wan try investigative journalism?

Emmahunk:
While Countries and even marketers are rebranding and upgrading in different areas of life, girls, more especially Warri girls are equally rebranding. For those that have not been to Warri, let me quickly tell you that most girls in Warri see their bodies as their own crude oil. So, if you must 'drill' , be ready to pay.
However, since no one wants to be stigmatsed, they have fine tuned their methods of collecting offering. May I quickly add also that unlike Lagos and Abuja, the girls are comparatively cheap.
Now, let's look at their upgraded collection methods:

1. ISUSU: This category are the worst
type and may God help you if you fall into their trap.
They normally come with stories of how it's their turn to "pack" a purpoted monthly Isusu contribution of N50k next week ( mind you, it's always next week) but urgently needs like N10k to pay a creditor.
My, brother, there's no creditor anywhere, she is simply telling you that her fee is N10k

2. ASHEBI: These ones are everywhere. You hear stories like, ' my best friend is wedding next week and the cloth for her Ashebi is out. My problem is that my tailor said I must pay the whole N5k for sewing before he will even touch the cloth. Bros, her price na N5k

3. I don suffer group: This group are sophisticated, speak good English and carry themselves well. They love hanging out at nice eateries. If you end up with any of them, then bro, your village witches have been doing night vigil for you. They generally appear friendly and eager to please. For instance, they can ask you to park the car so they can buy recharge card and when you do, they will surprise you by buying like two N1500 cards. One for her and one for you. Nnaa, don't rejoice, she is not rich, na investment be that.
Her game starts when in the middle of a conversation or while eating she picks her handkerchief and dabs her eyes making sure that you notice. Bros ee, please pretend you did not notice or you are in for a long bumpy ride.
Assuming you make the mistake of asking, then as if reluctantly , she will tell you something like this. "Imagine Ejiro that I housed and fed for years. Imagine, throwing my things out of her house simply because I am owing my landlord ordinary N150k. Nwanne, na scam, just delete yourself from the arena.

4. Colour code: These ones are more homely but guy na the same thing joor. Your calls are not often answered with excuses of church activities. They paint a picture of serious church devotee. Try getting down and you hear. " Please, this one no be my problem now o. Shuu, I still dey think of how to get color blue and you are here trying to do what I don't know" . Mugu, don't make the mistake of asking what color blue means or the response will be " am a chorister and we are using color Blue for next week Sunday Service. You won't believe it, ordinary blue shirt with good quality is now N7k". Bros, pay the price or take a walk.

5. Bad Screen: Once you call and after a few hellos, and she tells you , " hmm, can you imagine? " . This phone enhh. It's your voice I used to recognize that it's you ".
Nwanne, hang the phone or you will be on your way to Robinson Plaza for her boyfriend's bad screen.
Warri Baes, I hail o
Abeg, add yours.

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Puffydon1:
Even baba lawo go reject em

Diso60090:
A least her trend is keeping you busy