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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Your NNPC Interview Experience (EH & GT) by slayer01: 10:24am On Aug 16, 2011
80% of first class, second class upper applicants failed NNPC exam - GMD



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Written by Gbola Subair, Abuja Tuesday, 16 August 2011

The just concluded recruitment examination conducted by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) recorded abysmal failure as 80 per cent of the applicants, who were mainly first class and second class upper graduates, failed the examination.

Group Managing Director of the NNPC, Mr Austen Oniwon, disclosed this on Monaday while declaring open the 9th NNPC National Quiz Competition in Abuja

Oniwon, who disclosed that the NNPC was currently carrying out a recruitment exercise, stated that the result of the recruitment examination was not as good as expected as 80 per cent of the so-called first class and second class upper graduates scored less than 20 per cent.

Represented by the Group General Manager, Public Affairs Division of the NNPC, Dr Levi Ajuonuma, the NNPC boss disclosed that this abysmal record did not only heighten the NNPC management’s apprehension about the lack of functionality of our education format but goes a long way to underscore the need to shift focus away from mere paper qualification.

Disclosing that it would no longer be business as usual in the NNPC, the Group Managing Director said reliance on people to secure employment in the organisation was now a thing of the past stressing that the NNPC now placed emphasis on brilliance.

Apart from the NNPC examination, the GMD said the recently recorded nationwide mass failure of candidates in WAEC and NECO exams made the call for the urgent review of our school system more pertinent.

He said only a functional education that is skilled-based, that adds value to the nation’s economy and takes into consideration the skill-gap that exists in our nation today is ideal for Nigeria of today.


http://www.tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/26695-80-of-first-class-second-class-upper-applicants-failed-nnpc-exam-gmd
Events2 Fighting: Over Me! by slayer01(op): 10:19am On Aug 16, 2011
abeg nairalanders, come helep me separate this fight!. huh

AutosRe: Harsh Engine Sounds At Speeds Over 40mph:atn Siena by slayer01(op): 9:39am On Aug 16, 2011
CHEKCED ALL THAT NO ERROR.
NOW THE CAR REFUSES TO BUDGE.
DOESNT MOVE FORWARD OR BACKWARDS!.
ANY IDEAS ON WHAT COULD BE THE CAUSE?
AutosHelp! - Car Refuses To Engage Reverse Or Drive Gear - Auto Trans by slayer01(op): 9:38am On Aug 16, 2011
what cud cause a car not to enter gear?, ie either reverse or drive?
the car is a 4wd rav 4 auto 130k miles, problem just developed within 1 day!. it steams and revs fine.
pls help!!!
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by slayer01: 12:16pm On Aug 12, 2011
huh
Jokes EtcRe: This One Stinks!: Lol by slayer01(op): 12:15pm On Aug 12, 2011
Ajibel:
Still searching for the joke slayer
4 real?, u cant see the joke?
anyways, just step up
AutosRe: Vin Check...Vin Check...Car History.Know Everything About That Car.. by slayer01: 10:50am On Aug 09, 2011
@oyibomoses , 300 naira?, if u can charge as low as 300 naira, u might as well do this free grin
Jokes EtcRe: This One Stinks!: Lol by slayer01(op): 3:25pm On Aug 03, 2011
jackpot:
Seun has to start charging money per post cos some people are just misusing the priviledge. . .
dude, guess u r too dense 2 see the joke huh?
grin huh grin
Jokes EtcThis One Stinks!: Lol by slayer01(op): 8:38am On Aug 03, 2011

This One Stinks

Husband and wife are driving along in the car when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the lady gets out, picks it up and brings it back into the car.

"Look" She says "It looks cold and is shivering terribly, what should I do with it?"

"Put it between your legs," her husband replies.

"But What about the smell?" she asks incredulously.

He replies, "Just hold its nose!"
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by slayer01: 6:33pm On Jul 26, 2011
cretin:
you hit the nail on the head, thats what i hv been saying since!.

see the link to my thread
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-655107.288.html#msg8791677
@cretin!, shocked grin shocked, what happened to being ur brothers keeper?
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by slayer01: 6:49am On Jul 23, 2011
oga cretin,
no bonanza this wkend?
u 4 helep us do free checks this wkend grin
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by slayer01: 3:00pm On Jul 21, 2011
thanks for the prompt response.

e don dey reach when u supz gimme discount
AutosRe: Vin Check...Vin Check...Car History.Know Everything About That Car.. by slayer01: 1:52pm On Jul 21, 2011
slayer-01:
chief, abeg helep me check this vin. JTEHH20V130201120
seems oyibomoses has drowned in the red sea, he hasnt responded to my request since.
guys if u need ur vin report urgently, you can try cretin, he sent my report within 1hr of my request.
see his thread below.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-655107.0.html
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Kill 2, Rape Women In Imo by slayer01: 10:57am On Jul 21, 2011
no be only iboland the foolish marauding blood sucking fulanis dey attack, read the tribune story below


Fulani herdsmen sack Benue communities, kill 25
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Written by Johnson Babajide, Makurdi
Wednesday, 22 June 2011

TWENTY-FIVE persons, among them an army officer, identified as Lieu-tenant Chinedu Anyanwu, were feared dead in a renewed three days of sustained attacks by

armed herdsmen on villages and towns in the border communities of Guma Local Government Area of Benue State.

Also, a soldier, including several persons, had been declared missing, while thousands of displaced persons now lived in camps far away from their homes to avoid attacks by the herdsmen.

Nigerian Tribune learnt that the invading herdsmen also burnt down more than 1,000 home-steads in close to 100 compounds in the affected area, close to Udei town, the largest settlement in the area.

Disturbed by the recent attack, the lawmaker representing the constitu-ency, Honourable David Iorhemba, had raised a motion of urgent important at the state House of Assembly, stating that more than 34 persons had been killed by the Fulani herdsmen in a raid.

Hundreds of displaced persons lived in camps situated at Ortese, Daudu and Yelwetta, where the State Emergency Mana-gement Agency (SEMA) had provided relief mate-rials and health care service to them.

An eyewitness, Maureen Tar, who had fled with her children to Makurdi to stay with relatives, told the Nigerian Tribune that the Fulani herdsmen travelled on horseback to get to the villages, where they unleashed terror on them.

The state deputy gover-nor, Steven Lawani, while addresing newsmen after his visit to the troubled areas, said the state government would not condone any breach of peace, adding that gover-nors of Nasarawa and Benue states were expected to meet on Friday, to discuss the issue.

Chief Lawani confirmed the killing of the army officer, adding that the state government had constituted a committee of enquiry into the Fulani/Tiv crisis in Guma Local Government Area of the state.
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by slayer01: 10:03am On Jul 21, 2011
chief, abeg helep me check this vin. JTEHH20V130201120
pls mail to slayer_01@aol.com
AutosRe: Vin Check...Vin Check...Car History.Know Everything About That Car.. by slayer01: 10:42am On Jul 20, 2011
oga oyibo, we are still waiting,
BusinessRe: FG Fails To Deliver On Its Power Target by slayer01: 4:34pm On Jul 19, 2011
i dont know what boko haram is doing wasting bombs on civilians,
mek dem go aso rock naah or at least target some of these fat,lazy,clueless ,idiotic, retarded,deluded,criminally insane poli-thief-cians!!!

by the time boko haram strikes a dozen or more of these fools, the rest will either sit up, resign or flee
AutosRe: Vin Check...Vin Check...Car History.Know Everything About That Car.. by slayer01: 8:45am On Jul 19, 2011
chief, abeg helep me check this vin. JTEHH20V130201120
AutosRe: Harsh Engine Sounds At Speeds Over 40mph:atn Siena by slayer01(op): 3:21pm On Jul 14, 2011
yes, the faster i drive, the more the sound increases.
also i feel a small throbbing/vibration in the accelerator and brake pedal when am speeding and its as if its in sync with the roaring noise,wch am complaining abt
AutosRe: Can She Ask For A Refund? Help by slayer01: 12:01pm On Jul 14, 2011
@siena, am not so sure that recording the sound wud help/be conclusive

hv had the car for about 3yrs now, so i know every lil squeak or sound she makes, hv had some1 drive in the car, and he said he doesnt see any thing bad about the sound!, but i know my car, so i know that the sound has changed, its sounding somewhat like u gat a small hole/leak in ur exhaust system, n its only pronounced at high revs.

like 4 months ago when i went for routine checks in toyota place [the sound hasnt started by then], the technician gave me a bill of 150k, for changing the front bearings and back shock, said they were bad, am wondering if there is a way of checking the bearings myself, note its a 4wd, so the jacking up and rotating the wheels thingy wudnt work, n i dont hv the jack for that particular ops

siena, u cud post ur comments here, dont wanna derail this posters thread
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-713213.0.html#msg8715096
AutosHarsh Engine Sounds At Speeds Over 40mph:atn Siena by slayer01(op): 11:59am On Jul 14, 2011
bearings or engine probs?, what do you think
AutosRe: Can She Ask For A Refund? Help by slayer01: 11:15am On Jul 12, 2011
its a toyota 2002 rav 4,auto, 4wd, 2,0ltr engine,

prior to that noticed that the clips of the air intake box was broken and the air intake box had a slight opening at the side through wch air was entering the engine, i was happy when i saw that, thinking that it was the cause, but alas, after fixing the clips, the noise is still there!
AutosRe: Can She Ask For A Refund? Help by slayer01: 10:04am On Jul 12, 2011
nice thread, siena!

i hv noticed a change in my engine sound, as high speeds above 50mph, the engine roars louder and harsher than it normally does,
what do u think cud be wrong?
i change the oil every 2500miles, so i dont think its oil
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by slayer01: 9:50am On Jul 12, 2011
why dont u guys send ur request to cretin?.he mailed my vin report to me very fast, and his fee is just peanut, saved me 4rm waiting and waiting and pleading for a free vin report.
see his thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-655107.0.html
RomanceRe: Can A Relationship Between Two Lovers Work When They Dont Have Alot In Common? by slayer01: 3:15pm On Jul 01, 2011
i think it can, depending on the 2 individuals an the degree of 'love'
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Women So Vulnerable X (No pun/disrespect intended) by slayer01: 4:17pm On Jun 30, 2011
who needs my bb pin?, as u can see, am hung like a camel!

IMAGE REMOVED!!!.
PoliticsRe: Questions every Nigerian should answer by slayer01: 3:40pm On Jun 29, 2011
the country shud be split, funny thing is, once splitting has started, we might end up with 6 or 8 countries.splitting along the civil war lines wont work anymore,

1. the five SE states will remain as one, major problem is, they will be landlocked!
2. rivers/criver/akwaibom, will want to go their way, prolly rivers and bayelsa one country, then akwaibom and cross river, anoda country.

3. the sw states will remain as one.
4. the north will prolly split into 2, core north and middle belt.

the americans hv prophesied that it will happen b4 2015, am watching and waitnt.

sudan has been able to split into 2 countries succesfully.i hope nigeria shud be next.
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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Always Do This? by slayer01: 8:06pm On Jun 24, 2011
am back o,
been wanking with hotie tima;s pic, since 7pm, i still neva c[i]um[/i] o!!

is anything wrong with me?, or is it cos am a virgin? huh

abeg mzdakskin,,,bring ur picshure, lemme try, i heard u r fine, maybe urs will work shocked
RomanceRe: What Could Be My Problem? by slayer01: 8:57am On Jun 18, 2011
@poster.first things  first
STOP THE CHRONIC M[i]ASTURBATI[/i]ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

its one of your major problems, chronic ma[i]sturb[/i]ation without ever getting the real thing makes u weak/timid/fearful/silly/slow/slow   etc,

pls pls pls.stop it, its not as if am in support of paying 4 p[i]uss[/i]y, but just get a hooker  , pay her some money.tell het u r a virgin, she will help you.after that your confidence level will rise.

women are attracted to confident men.not timid shy dudes!

nb: i said a hooker, hookers  are beautiful uni chicks, who do runs, btw 5k  to 10k  per nite

pro[i]stitut[/i]es on the other hand  are  usually illitrate  and will make fun of u

there could be a spiritual side to this too, , incubus and succubus are real

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