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dj5naira: What's ILL penning/ no doubt, hes still learning/ Scripts aint rapping/ but scribbin' . Seasons Greetings . . . . in plain writing/
Tis razz talk/ this paralympian lack guts/ got no arms . . . both were sliced off/ as part of Sharia Law/
Summoned clown/ look at his writtens . . . couldn't align a single common noun/
Come on man . . . I didn't say squirt you b.itch/ and when your gone, you'd be remembered ONLY . . . for texts you bit!/
'So so' master . . . Prekky's incarnate/
Busy bitin' styles . . . all over internet/
Truly, your dated/ like yo clothings . . . all outdated/ with the 'current flows' . . . which has been repeatedly restated!/
If verses were weekly hits/ yours won't Top 40 like Rick Dees . . . and that's a beamin' feat/
Your like an unknown element, X . . . but im famous/ mimicin' a bee sound . . . only then he claim 'buzz' !/ and would misfire . . . if he try to aim us/
Plus will take Lead, when he gets shot . . . . with live Metal bullets/
His letter aint d.ope . . . im readin' a mere informal leaflet/
Your scribin' wrong . . . and 'tis not so right/
Cuz the only battle you ever won . . . is a pillow fight/
Got piles of drug lines stuff in ma baggage/ but you . . . quick to drop garbage/
plus the 1's you sketch & lock in luggage/ ma instant frees . . . would cancel out all the pre-writtens you salvage/
This stephen got parthenophobia . . . could only 'See Gal' !/ too scared to close-up, or meet 'em/ 1 touch . . . and he release s.perms/ premature ACT . . . should be stoned to death/
Cuz hes mouth stink/ up stage, when the tout sings/ his fans hold they breath/
I spare no kittens . . . the way I Mar Gays/ legally bound in marriage/
I happily thwack this wack/ till I crack his back/ after I wrap him with bandage/ flippin' through sheep magazine . . . only then we see him on Ram Page!/
Your on a losin' streak/ first you admit, you bit/ im offerin' legs . . . so accept 'defeat' !/
ILLScripts/ the dull chap with a dimwit/ im exposin' ya flaws . . . so they've seen it/ modifyin' your post . . . still won't redeem it/ your too cold . . . to bring Heat/ with your Numb Barz . . . no oNe could feel it/
Errin' in all your alliterations . . . and lyrics/
We disseminatin' facts . . . no hearsay/ and your slow . . . couldn't tell between freestyle raps from essay/
Conveyin' heavy luggages to bus stops? . . . . what a Career/
Still floored/ but im ascendin' way up like incense . . . no gravity barrier/
+ i'll leave you homeless . . . when I spit flood/
No punchlines, no metas . . . boy that was weak/
And the multies . no strikin' effect like . . . a frail d.eek/
I aint MJ . . . but mine would Beat It/ cuz i'd baffle this calf in his studio, and make him quit Hit/
Pastin' digits/ for gays to call you?/ ma index finger up in ya face . . . . . PHOCK YOU!/

Shidddd.. Effin ddope

kerijay: Season's Greetings to ya'al

nice one glad

ILLScripts: AYE! I'll like to replace KUDI

Aite send ya 5bars/10lines to diz email.. Sleakdianam@hotmail.com or sleakdianam@yahoo.com

berg and murphy check
www.nairaland.com/1134140/ice-berg-vs-murphysmalls-bragging-rights

Diz thread will be set ablaze by berg and murphy...
Due to braggin rights, diz folks have decided to settle themselves
KICK IT
HOUSE RULES
-16lines(8bars)
-no biting
-no feeding/flipping
-no recycling
-comments are welcomed
-first five credible votes from ddope netcee
count
-date: wednesday 19th, december 2012
-Both verses should be posted before 5pm wednesday 19th, december 2012.
VOTING CRITERIAS
-imagery 3points
-punchlines 2points
-metsphors 2points
-personals 3points
-multies 2points
-wordplay 2point
-flow 1point
-opener 1point
-closer 1point
-creativity 2point


DO or DIE.........

happy sunday

dj5naira: What am I wearing? : )

You ask me... Smh

ojoawo: Hit me up... Its high time I battled here

Who u wanna battle.. When u've agreed with ya opponent den holla..
Meanwhile flow for rank aint a call out thread...
So next time anyone else wanna call out someone..
Pls abeg abeg abeg biko,.. Goto CALL OUT THREAD and open c/o...

the ciphers where i pen my thoughts...
Beeen a while mehn.. Ima pen sumtin sooner or later..
oNe

e-Iceberg:
dude hu follow dey du dis one, na even u open d topic, no netcee dey 2 juj....no dey flood hia wit topicz abeg

-stay ya lane piko

Ice word..
Murphy be cool else u'l just mess up errtin..
Make shids mature here pls..
If u ready for diz holla

chocckid and illscripts...
Yhu can naw test ya ddopeness..
Just click..

www.nairaland.com/1133594/illscripts-vs-chocckid-lets-settle#13402251

Who's up for a brawl again.. Holla

Due to the eagerness of the thumbs,
illscripts and chocckid, have decided to settle
themselves with an official brawl to see who's ddoper
Leggo
HOUSE RULES
-16lines(8bars)
-no biting
-no feeding/flipping
-no recycling
-comments are welcomed
-first five credible votes from ddope netcee
count
-date: wednesday 19th, december 2012
-Both verses should be posted before 5pm wednesday 19th, december 2012.
VOTING CRITERIAS
-imagery 3points
-punchlines 2points
-metsphors 2points
-personals 3points
-multies 2points
-wordplay 2point
-flow 1point
-opener 1point
-closer 1point
-creativity 2point


SPILL IT or KILL IT.........

dj5naira: [color=#000000]Questions with no answer, ...like a tournament with no official winner.[/color]

Ahahahahaha dj5naira sometin dey do u..
lol i see u

quick one

Wit tha ill scripts i burst/ niqqaz know i come first/
So when we on ciphers/ yhu know na me hiqh-pass/
i culd eat up "ice" and leave niqqaz cold-blooded/
still i amaze vets, the way i murd-nerds/
Me and my crew we tthugs/ we tha real dawgs/
But dis sslugs/ aint worth matchin lyk rugs/
Thus u only come straight if u stop being fuqs/
Straight from my doom where i blast/
Leaving holes on nuccaz at-last/
So a rival with sleak is brutal/
Coz i'l break jaws without acting fatal...
grab it dawg/ we aint just rappers/
In stage we rip raides/ and with dough... We spray as§/
Plus do "as§ kicking" coz we invaders..../ -invade as§
NL is my tenth... So fake nuccas dont test my strength/
Flows wide and so sick ion even knw the length/
Buh if itz gangster / i'l crack heads to prove ur "nut" here/
And leave more "spots" than olympics yeah/
Dis title i own/ if we see amayanabo.. Must be clone..
Coz i've grown dada in dis kingship... am hair to tha throne
oNe

me ball out... Top vets wid clean nicks i see y'all...
-Ibime
-5naira
-mikuz
-nosa
-ema prince
-berg
Seasonal qreetinx mehn...
oNe

dj5naira: Spot the differences.

Smh mehn.. Wats effin happenin to nairaland..
Truth is no diif..
Shid

ya funky-blows culdnt defend my drunken-flows even if yhu chilled wit skunk-and-trolls/
so b4 i liv dz geek-dead, i'l place a "bag of rosary" on hz chick's-head so she can carry yah cross
bbitch

lol safari

ILLScripts: lyk 'shootin satanic movies'i bring 'hell of a scene'/
ma flows xo 'crystal clear'lyk i soaked dem in chlorine/
yea,m ILLSCRIPTS,n m really-ill/I create an illy-scene/
i make'hip hop 'glow' lyk d video of biily-jean/
cz d way i got dz game on a lockdown/i can slap niggas n tell em to calm down/
u frown now?i can make ur chest-bleed...if u test-me/
coz i gat mur 'wicked' intentions dan a west-witch/
i dnt nid demons,flames or Gods/.....bt i 'crushes' niggas wiv ma evil train of thoughts/
leavin em with mur blood dan a woman in labor/
coz am on top of THE GAME,no beefin to JAYCEOH TAYLOR/ dig?
i 'Heat tracks' lyk train/am xo sick in the head,i nid some 'drugs in ma brain'/
coz I once killed a nigga,who just cant spell ma name/and lyk m AKON'm prolly gon take d Blame
I'burn chest' lyk liquors/am d best thing to hip-hop/
i'l definitely show no mercy if u guys dnt leave ma 'bars alone now'/
cz i'l throw rounds,hav y'all niggas blown down/
xo no 'trays' bt i will 'serve' ma purpose in life/
ma rhymes-tight,am destined 2 shine-bright,i leav niggas 'duckin' lyk 'insects' tryin to hide/
xo quit-text-while-I-type/....or risk-less-time-wiv-life
coz lyk am d 'lyrical moses'i take rap 2 d 'promise land'/
u sud know i shoot to kill,d way i ain't shootin blanks/
i bring more 'heat'dan d 'sahara'...m bout to steal 'underworld' 4rm 'hades'/
xo if i bring more 'problems' 2 d doctors,who said i was actualy crazy?/
m a better killer dan a hitman,tz best u believe/
coz m bout 2 pull out ma glockz,just xo the tech can breathe/.......

Wat da eff mehn..
Who yhu?
Mehn ur ffuckin ill.
Welcome to the ddope famm. Yeah

frantik: ma text flow known/wit d best
mojo/ah know am d next to
blow/. .cz ah fhucked ma faith. . . . . . . ..n
qave birth to hope!!/
yes me glow in mirrors/from zero to
hero/makinq d douqhz in kilos/. .euros in europe/. .ah dnt play wit time niggah
lyk. . . . . . . hiro in heroes!/d gee knows
me dhope/studied d maths. . .naw i write
further lines/wit longer
ryhmes/known in my motherland for
sorta crimes/gangstar mugger kind/ stab jordan to d heart. . . . . . . .jxt to
murder mic!
/cz am sick in diz/shit be ill/ripping
gees/leav em pleadinq quick/. . . .cz
ah bring pain to diz dhickz. . . . . lyk syphilis!/
listen gee/been livinq since/in the street/. . .where niggahs take at large/
spray nines fast/stake a cat's
heart/ . . .cut a bitch's arm. . . . . .jxt to
take da hand bag!!/
badman/shut da fuckup and outline
ya/. . Pockets n find da/. .stacks or we blind
ya/cz y'all faker dan aba shits wit da
words 'made in china'!!/. .mind ya/am a
wicked aslan in diz world of narnia/ intimidate u and Bleep ur speech for
riqht/am a thief alright/tie y'al
niqqahz to a stick all tight/. .inside a
cage of lions. . . .n unleash da wild!/am a
beast alright/shoot a priest on
siqht/. .so made of evil got d devil shouting. . . . .JESUS CHRIST!!/Ama king alright?/. . .
Laughing at dz weakz/wen em wack
shits all release/ma spark in rap inflicts/
n leav em shakin lyk. . . . . em qat parkinson
disease/. . .den end em suffrinq wit da lead too/am a blessed dude/wit da
best crew/. . . .next vet to be on d
guiness book/mind so
sharp. . .intelligence tears books!!!/d
street bred too/. .'handling drugz
expertly' wit no . . . . .fuckinq 'med school'/fuckinq hell. . .rollin on 'chicks' lyk tears
too/. .hahah. .mo'fuckerz smokinq d
air/coke in d ware/glocks
talkinq. . .watch it niggah or pow
pow! . . .pistol jxt spoke wit d lead!!/

Sickology...
Mehn yhu good to go..
Yeah

tsw..
Send ya effin bars to sleakdianam@hotmail.com

frantik: open c/o niggahs 20lines! Mikuz fix me a battleopen c/o niggahs 20lines! Mikuz fix me a battleopen c/o niggahs 20lines! Mikuz fix me a battle

Drop something at flow for rank

u both should goto the thread FLOW FOR RANK and drop a cipher before u can take part in any official battle

sleakid: to prove y'all wack.. I'l murd a "HIGH QUALITY CARTOON" just to wreck ya "three diss"

airmark: Dude wrecked 3 diss, mine comes 4th,he has no 5 alive,ended beneath 6 feet/

Wahala dey sha.. Abeg if u no digg the wordplay shut d eff up...

Licensed to kill whenever i script/ the way i drop hits/
Niqqaz knw i maintain my 'burts' like bikinis on big t!ts/
So best know who u effing with/
before ILLmatic give more 'casual T's' than companies sponsoring outfits/
I culd drop one or two bars/ and liv niqqaz/ badly bruised with scars/
Check my spars/ u knw the boy got more spit thans sars/
Must be good at playin girls/ the way i 'handle this game'/
So when i come forth.. All i hear is scream of my name/
Itz no news u niqqaz lame/
so only time y'all take 'shotz' is 'kaikai' rollin down ya throat and frames/
I culdnt go harder than this/ just to rip wanna-be's/
Coz one of my line can kill a million pees/
to prove y'all wack.. I'l murd a "HIGH QUALITY CARTOON" just to wreck ya "three diss"/
Old vets know me... I got the ddopest lines ima head/
And always come prepared like couples about to wed/
But am all bout my chedda...
Be it sunny or rainy weather/
Thus am "blowing money fast" like the paper's been rusty/
And ya chicks' culd testify/ i've gat a bigger "c0ck" than all the fowls in their poultry/
Reason why dey love me/ plus all wanna mate/
So ion needa check calendars to see if i've got all ya dates/
Fact is ILLmatic is a cabinal/ plus throw more 'shots' than arsenal/
Those planning to spar shuld best think twice/
As ILLmatic sees it unwise/
Coz he'l leave niqqaz die before their time/
With just a single rhyme/
So ffuck what u heard bout me../ niqqaz cant beat me/
And if dey ever see 'tie', must be starring at a female's laps.
oNe

dj5naira: Twil be no magistrate . . . the way I Cut down 'up'ponents/ in short moments/ bit by bit into components/ check the barz . . . ma Power Full cuz im Potent!/
Blindfolded . plus board inscribed in fog, covered wif' thick mist/ still I hit the bull's-eye/ . . . but at close range within sight/ even those who claim Pro Misses!/
Im prolific . . . got ma name on ev'ry lip/ but these gays, with they mouth on ev'ry d.eek/ like prom queens/
Y'll claim igwe . . . but im the King of Kings/ and Lord of Lords of the Ring!/
What is 1 to me . . . when I could diss Guys!?/
Most famous . . . could place a dot in ma next post and still get twin Likes!/
Way more than Messi . . . how I rope notes/ with o'er 86 d.ope posts/ and still counting/
Browse ma works, confirm the stats . . . or play Thomas and keep doubting/
Netcees feel ma joint/ close tail on each of my write-ups which they can't avoid/ cuz theirs bland & void/
So 'tis sheer madness . . . for me to Diss a Point!/
Ma name they can't forget/ cuz I run in they minds like olympic athlete/ never retirin' like vulcanizers in traffic/
Don't wanna toy with this rich vet . . . you Poor Pets!/
Twil be no Cupid's Lovenest/ when I pull back and release ma bow to mute these lovebirds/
I neither scribe tact/ nor write trash/ I hurl out achin' facts/ which could pain you inside like . . . runnin' stomach/
Baby rhymes y'all still presentin' . . . but im past that!/
My lines plain like Hearthrow/
Y'all won't flow this crystal . . . not even if they cough and clear throats!/

WORD bruv...
WORD... I feel u/ no h0m0

nosa gold: sleakid is Fly like birds/
Nosa

WORD

mikuz: This dude is weak/ do not know why he calls himself "Doom iz Sick"/
My raps school the Jambite . . like Unizik/
I bruise his cheek/ beat him till he loses his true physique/
With his two-inch d¡ck . . I wonder how he manages to smooch his chic!/
Its' true hes bleak/ the tout is a shame/ Igwe on here . . how could he be shouting ma name?/
I invoke thunder and lightning on him . . If hes doubting ma 'reign'!/

Aahahahaha lol funny sick reply sha...

ILL-BE-THE-MAN, dat WILL-RULE-THIS-CLAN/
Livin 'poor FELLAz' whooped lyk 'stuborn KUTI' in classrooms/
Excuze me if i FLIP-A-LINE Dat'l RIP-YA-SPINE/
makinq bbastards CORD-less lyk church mics/
I'l GROOM-HIS-DDICK so he 'come clean'... If DOOM-IS-SICK,/
i'l break JAWS living d newbie with no ROOM-TO-SPEAK/
FIRST-A-GUEST who feel what Geez spitz../
So BEST-DONT-TEST vets before we rip u and EX-THE-NEXT/
As we picture ya to be a bbitch,/
i'l plant flowers on ya photo to CROP-YA-IMAGE plus DROP-YA-LINAGE/
coz u only 'THE PEE' if we talkin blackberry display pix... Yeah...
HAPPY SUNDAY
oNe

NOSA SICK ONE THEIR MAN...

Aite quicky for the weekend

First, lemme TABLE facts..... ILLmatic still sitting on top/
So ioon needa 'lift legs' to raise this 'HIP-POP'
Lets be 'straight'... You Ffags wack with ya drops/
now letz have an 'air fight' and watch how i'l 'beat you up'/
Coz i stay gangster like americans/
And with verses i script.... U sure knw i gat the 'skillz and ACTs' like itz Biblican/
FAke emcees making attempts of TESTING/
But We never see em do it BIG.. they just the NEXT TEEN/
I'l wreck a crown when i DISS-grace his title/
Killin diz geeks with bars they cant handle/
So like jujus, diz pros still living 'idle'/
coz we knw with pencils and bics dont mean u fakes do it 'right'/
Listen up bbitches,.. I BLAST-FLOWS to CAST-FOES serially KILLING-EM/
And still swagga like JACK when i make KHIM fall like am EMINEM/
diz niqqaz are hungry RAPPERz am only feeding-EM/
Empty skulls making tha loudest noise.. Tell me why i shuld be FEELING-EM/
itz time the truth be told
What y'all offer... I'l spit in ten FOLD...
So bring beef like butchers/ and i'l be quick to 'c0ck' AKs like a male hen/
Coz ya bars pale.. U only 'bbitching around' like female dogs in a circle/
Lol lemme end here...
oNe

Table Leg :
What is this nonsense

My guy pls shutup biko. Fool

Table Leg :
Garbage!

Lol all diz mumu boys wit tripple accounts.. Na wa sha...
Most hated sleak

QUICKY....

Sleak takinq it hiqher wit biq rolls and BIG-BLUNTS/
Dey call my doom the 'kitchen cabinet' coz i dont burn nothing but BIG-POTS/
You sure aint 'gamed like how unprepared gamblers STICK-whots/
Plus all ya pre-written rhymes like granny's attempt to 'strike'.. Call em WEAK-SHOTz/
Listen bbitch, y'all put together cant git me ffucked up like FIENS-WITH-NO-LIGHTERS/
So lay low before the hollows turn ya JEEPS-TO-LOW-RIDERS/
i never forced words out ya mouth but see the trash u came up with/
all ya multies fallen like grandma's t!t/ And ya raps comedy like a clown's outfit/
Talkin bout crocodile and aligators.. Dude like KUTI doing RAP u just a confused FELLA/
Next time u wanna SPEAK OUT YA MIND, 'place ya brains' in ya mouth/
coz if itz spar, sleak will Leave geekz MENTALLY-STRESSED/ like teenagers takinq H.I.V-TEST/
I can blast 'MATTER' and send her to space/
But she wuldnt give u a "ffuck" even if she owns the kitchen/
My cyphers be what niqqaz be craving for /
diz niqqa wack.. CHECKED-YA-FLOW and i see u dnt need 'elastics' to STRETCH-THE-FLOW/
and wit tha 'bullshit' u came up with, u dnt need to tell us ur a FULANI/'
But between u and a female dog,... Mehn dunno which is a bigger BBitch...
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