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Not moderate here in Ife Osun State, the kain harmattan wey dey blow for here fit kill person especially around 6-8 in the morning

globatop:
South west Nigeria has the best climate, every weather seems moderate.

Blackberry Torch 2 and Nokia C3

Very terrible especially at nights

gstuntz:
How has glo Internet network been in your area since Dec 31?
Mine has been terrible, can't even download 1M file

Girl: Hiiiiii.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: What happened?
Boy: Nothing.
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look soo sad.
Boy: I'll ask you something... and you have to tell
me the truth... will you?
Girl: Ok, ask.
Boy: Who is Charles? He liked all your profile
pictures and even your status updates on FB. who
is the dumb idiot?
Girl: Please don't say anything about him.
Boy: Is he your ex boyfriend? Are you still in love
with him?
Girl: Why would I love him... You are my only love...
Boy: Then is he your brother?
Girl: No no... not like that...
Boy: Then who the hell is he?
Girl: Shall we talk something else?
Boy: So you are hiding something from me? You have that much close relationship with him... he's
so much important to you, right? Girl: If I disclose the secret you'll definitely scold me.
Boy: I'm getting irritated now... don't test my patience.
Girl: Pleasssssseee...
Boy: If You don't tell me I'll break our relationship right now.
Girl: Ok, I'll tell you... but promise me that you won't scold me, ok??
Boy: Oh, ok...
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Girl: Hmmm... That is my fake profile... if no one likes my pictures I like my pictures through that account and
also post comments like cute, nice, hot, sexy,
etc.... etc!!!!!....

So true, my elder sis fought me for starting a conversation with 'hi' for her

Evina:
What is I? Didn't even know you meant it as salutation, until I saw the howdy part.

Please learn to write well. It will affect your ability to communicate in writing, in the future especially in corporate settings.

Back to topic. Maybe he was irritated with the poor use of grammar, it ought to be "hi". Or maybe he feels the use of the word is belittling. I know the second reason may seem silly but some people find words like "hi, and how are you", rude when it is spoken by a younger person.

Nice

apparentlylaw:
Wah if dz are her reasons

1 Chatting in resturant - how can u stay alone wif a guy u jez barely met ...Guyz can't be trusted

2 Coming with her fwendz to your apartment - what if she is trying to avert been raped

3 Call - You should be the one calling your babe nah ...no be u want GF , if she wants a new phone vewi simple , jez get a Nokia Torch Light phone for her ..shikkina

4 When she picks up fight with u for been broke - Come on , ur babe is ur responsibility , if she does dat to u for the first time, it would encourage you to hustle hard or u loose her

5 Subscription - Maybe she watches Video on youtube and it gulps her mb ..we all know how doez android device dey swap mb ...No be U want babe , u gas deal wif d responsibilities of having a babe and doze your points above dosent depict if your babe wants to drain you

Ok

Eeeeww

Been using it for a week now, its getting me darker I don't know if I should stop using it or continue

ROTF

Ladies = Complicated beings, try study us I bet you won't graduate

Please pardon my write up, still learning how to correctly post topics here, the Mods should help me modify where necessary.

Oh I have to do that? I just saw it somewhere and decided to share

Silkmoth33:
Cite the author!

1. Whatever. ..Truce. "I don't feel like fighting
with you right now so you and I should just
agree to disagree." We say this when we don't
want to get into whatever it is you're bringing
up.
2. Fine. Our way of ending a fight or preventing
one from starting. When we say "Fine" you
should consider yourself lucky, say "OK" and
walk away. Just expect to hear about it later.
3. Oh, nothing. Definitely something. Except
you are expected to know what that something
is. This is where the mind-reading comes into
play. If you still haven't telepathically figured
out what's wrong by time we bring it up, then
you're in deep shit.
4. Do I look fat in this? Do NOT ever respond
to this question with a "Yes." What we're really
asking is if we're desirable, if you're attracted to
us - not if you like our outfit. This is the
moment you should sweep your lady up in your
arms and tell her how she'd look hot even in a potato sack. 5. Should I wear this... or this? We're asking,
"Which outfit do I look sexier in?" Given a
choice, guys usually go for the get-up that
covers the most skin, (especially if you're off to
lunch with his mother). We know this, and
usually go for the one you don't want us
wearing when it's girls' night out.
6. I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Give us at least 20, and
please don't harass us during this process; it will
only make us nervous and Bleep up our make-up,
leading to at least another 5 minutes. This also
can be code for, "Go pour yourself a drink, have
a seat and put the TV on whatever it is you want
to watch until I'm ready."
7. Can I just blow you? There's something
funky going on downstairs. Whether we're on
our period, there's a yeast thing happening, it's
sore from activity, or we're just not in the mood
to screw - I say take the Mouth Gig boys, and call
it an early night.
8. I'm on my period. "Can't we just cuddle
instead?" Rarely does this mean, "Let's go Bleep."
Period sex does indeed feel good at times, and if
that's what we're looking for, we'll let you know.
Otherwise, please just rub us, pat our tummies
and stop blaming "that time of the month" for
our erratic behavior. It's annoying.
9. Can we cuddle? We're feeling vulnerable and
need reassurance, or we just miss being held by
another person. Either way, sex is the farthest
thing on our minds. What we're craving is the human bonding experience. That, or we're on our period. 10. I love you. "At this moment you make me
very happy." Contrary to popular believe it
doesn't always mean we're "in love" with you.
We say it when we feel safe and satisfied,
usually after orgasm or receiving gifts. Tears
may follow.
11. Tears. Tears are our way of releasing
emotion, bad and good. Yes, annoyingly we cry
when we're happy, too. You guys never know
the difference so here's the barometer; if she's
crying and refuses to talk about it, they're bad
tears. If she's crying and wants to spill her guts,
they're good tears.
12. You're the brother I never had. "I just
want to be friends." She might already have a
boyfriend. In that case, be happy this woman
wants you in her life at all. She could easier
admit to being a lesbian, leaving you no options.
13. I'm a lesbian. 50/50 chance that she really is
one. It's a tough call. (See No. 12.)
14. I think we should get a pet. "Let's have
babies soon!" You've obviously displayed a
natural knack with kids; this is our way of
taking the temperature of the situation. How you
react to this question will determine if you're
daddy material down the line.
15. That guy over there was totally hitting on
me. "Pay attention to me and don't take me for
granted - because that man over there will
happily take your place." When feeling insecure,
we like to remind you of our worth by pointing out its value to others.
16. I'm SORRY. No we're not. We are usually just
placating you to get what we want, or to get out
of some situation. Women also say it right
before we drop a bomb. "I'm sorry; I should've
told you, I just got out of a relationship. And
did I mention I'm a lesbian?"
But don't fret, guys and gals. There are women
out there who, like men, mean what they say.
They're just harder to find. Feel free to add yours

Ladies, I suffer from inferiority complex how can I tackle this

Lmao

harrysterol:
Atiku waiting for Twitter and Nairaland users to vote

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mayapop:
Using a good Moisturizer on your face could help reduce pimples, it's not really advisable to put lotion on your face, you need a good moisturizer. Try "Clean and Clear dual Moisturizer" or "Simple Moisturzer".

Yes I am

djwinnie:
re u also march 2nd

La Liga goals since 2009/2010 season when Ronaldo joined Madrid, Lionel Messi 201 goals, Cristiano Ronaldo 200 goals. These 2 just making each other better

Wow what a transformation, I swear he did a great job and he looks so cute <3

March 2nd Pisces

djwinnie:
march 2 #team piscies

Contestant No1 is my childhood friend and she's indeed 22y/o

I vote Tosyn2much Cc Karchisbabe

I vote for Naijaboiy, Kulboy, Tosyn2much, Chibwike and Kwonder

I vote. Naijaboiy, Kulboy, Tosyn2much, Chibwike and Kwonder

Barcelona

makkitush:
that's funny,esp arsenal. By the way,which club are u supporting. I guess, none.

The best way to support
1: Arsenal is to always watch their matches close to a general hospital (in case of heartbreak u can easily get medical attention)
2:Chelsea is to watch their matches close to a police station( bkus they like fight fight after they lose match)
3: Liverpool is to watch their match with ur girl friend by urside ( else u go walk alone after they lost)
4:Man united is to watch their match in a beer parlour (so dat you just drink away ur sorrow after the lost)
5:Madrid is not to watch it wit ur grl frnd( else she might b carried away with cr7 and James)
6:Barcelona is to watch it at the comfort of ur house(so dat you can hear the record being broken and set by messi each time he scores)

Andyblaze

The same reason a lady bleaches hers.

Kim K

TOSYNE2MUCH and JENDY36

MizMyColi:


CC: Dygeasy

Group 5


1. TOSYNE2MUCH

2. JARIZOD

3. ZIKDOCHI

4. SUNEBANTY

5. JNRPROF

6. EMPERORKING20

7. EMOBOY

8. NOBLEDANDY

9. JENDY36

10. KUDOXS

11.EMYBEN