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Celebrities / 70 Year Old Man Arrested For Disvirgining His 13 Year Old Daughter by slimdandmuffy: 5:21pm On Oct 05, 2015
One Onwe Bernard who reportedly slept with his daughter in Ukwu-Agba community of Ohaukwu Local Government Area of Ebonyi State, has been sanctioned by elders of the community.

Bernard was alleged to have defiled his 13-year-old daughter severally while threating to kill her if she told anybody.

Luck however ran out on him when his wife caught him defiling their daughter in the middle of the night. On sighting Bernard on top of their daughter, she raised the alarm which attracted neighbours and elders of the community.


While recounting her ordeal to the elders of the community, the 13-year-old girl said her father had slept with her severally, adding that he threatened to stab her to death if she told anyone.

Continue to read more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/10/70-year-old-man-arrested-for.html

Celebrities / Pregnant Mercy Johnson Shows Off Her Baby Bump On A Date Night With Hubby In Dub by slimdandmuffy: 10:02am On Oct 03, 2015
Nollywood actress Mercy Johnson Okojie shared photos of her rocking her baby bump.

She's currently in Dublin with her husband, Prince Okojie and they are pictured above at the Miss Nigeria Ireland beauty pageant - Mercy, her growing baby bump, her hubby and his brother.

Cute Couple

More; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/10/pregnant-mercy-johnson-shows-off-her.html

Celebrities / Currently Happening On Toke Makinwa's Instagram Page Over Video She Posted by slimdandmuffy: 5:12pm On Sep 30, 2015
Women are vexing ohhh...Tempers are high Toke Makinwa's Instagram page is currently on fire as there is an ongoing fight .
Without warning, someone with the Instagram name baby.oku89 made a nasty comment and Toke's page is currently in flames with people cursing each other out.

See more photos ; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/oh-la-la-currently-happening-on-toke.html

Celebrities / How Fake Actress Was Arrested With Hard Drugs At Airport by slimdandmuffy: 11:04am On Sep 30, 2015
The woman believed to be a South African actress – bust for allegedly trying to smuggle drugs worth an estimated R4.6m into the nation at OR Tambo International Airport has appeared in the Kempton Park Magistrate’s Court.

Luther Lebelo, SA Revenue Service spokesperson said the woman named Mmatjatji Malatji, appeared in court on Tuesday. The hearing was postponed to October 7 for her bail application.

Malatji will stay in custody until then. She was arrested on Sunday after 15.4kg of ephedrine was found in her bag. She was on a flight from Abu Dhabi.

Ephedrine is used to manufacture crystal methamphetamine or tik.

Continue to read more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/how-fake-actress-was-arrested-with-hard.html

Celebrities / Check Out 20 Hilarious Excuses Nigerians Give For Absence At Work by slimdandmuffy: 4:13pm On Sep 28, 2015
There are several reasons why some of us do not just want to leave our bed in the morning, These reasons are sometimes reasonable or totally unreasonable...

I woke up today not feeling like going to the office and on my way, I thought of soo many lies I could give...

That is the reason for our MONDAY LAUGH OUT LOUD...


I am sharing 20 silly reasons we Nigerians Tell as excuses to be absent at work

Here are other weird excuses people give for missing work.
1. A can of baked beans landed on my big toe
2. A trailer collapsed on the Island and am coming from Apapa
3. I've been bitten by an insect
4. Today is my wedding anniversary
5. My dog is sick and I don't want to leave him
6. My grandma's best friend daughter's cousin died
7. I've had a sleepless night
8. My mum has died (this was the second time the person used this excuse)
9. I am hallucinating
10. I am stuck in my house because the door's broken

Continue to read; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/bsb-exclusive-check-out-20-hilarious.html

Celebrities / Chika Ike Stuns In Black Plunging Dress To Her New Movie In Cinema by slimdandmuffy: 8:56am On Sep 28, 2015
Stunning Chika Ike is giving every actress a run for their money..The actress is in most film houses in Lagos promoting her new movie, Miss Teacher.

She was at Surulere's Filmhouse yesterday where she joined her fans to see the movie and will be in Apapa today to do the same
She looks beautiful

see more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/chika-ike-stuns-in-black-plunging-dress.html

Celebrities / Watch Hilarious Video Of Comedian Akpororo Riding A Cow by slimdandmuffy: 12:37pm On Sep 25, 2015
Comedian Akpororo is a clown! So he posted hilarious videos on instagram on a cow...

Akpororo aka Akpos said he needed to go to Warri.

Unfortunately, he didn't have money to buy a horse so he bought a cow and took an insane ride on it.

Check out the videos; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/watch-hilarious-video-of-comedian.html

Celebrities / Fayose Shares Sallah Rams To All Muslim Families In Ekiti State by slimdandmuffy: 9:48am On Sep 23, 2015
Whether he is good or not, this is a great move..So Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, on Tuesday distributed rams to Muslims in the state, appealing to them to shun politicians whipping religious sentiment.

A communique signed by the state’s Assistant Secretary, League of Imams and Alfas, Alhaji Quadri Oguntuase, and two others, had earlier ordered Muslims in the state not to collect rams and other food items for Sallah celebration, if presented to them in any form by the government.

However, the General Secretary of the League, Alhaji Abdulrazak Adenipekun, in a counter-statement ordered Muslims in the state to ignore the ban on Sallah’s gift.

Distributing the rams in Government House, Fayose said he won’t allow himself to be dragged into playing politics with religion in the State.

Fayose urged Muslims to continue to live in harmony and always think of one Nigeria regardless of where they stayed or lived.

Continue to see more photos; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/awwgovernor-fayose-shares-sallah-rams.html

Celebrities / Too Sad; Dubai Paramount Ruler's Son Dies At 33 by slimdandmuffy: 9:11am On Sep 21, 2015
Sheikh Rashid bin Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, son of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid, Vice President and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai, is dead.

He died on Saturday morning of heart attack.

The Court of the Ruler of Dubai has declared three days of mourning in Dubai from Saturday, and flags will be at half-mast at government departments and institutions.

State news agency, Wam, reports that President Sheikh Khalifa expressed his heartfelt condolences and solace to Sheikh Mohammed,

Check out more photos; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/too-sad-dubai-paramount-rulers-son-dies.html

Celebrities / Http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/why-i-lost-my-marriage-toke-makinwa.html by slimdandmuffy: 2:10pm On Sep 19, 2015
Tuface Idibia was hosted to a little get together by the Nigerian Red Cross in Lagos. His friends Baskemouth, Bovi, MI Abaga, Sound Sultan were at the party.....

See more photos; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/nigerian-red-cross-gave-2face-surprise.html

Celebrities / Funke Akindele Stuns In New Redcarpet Looks by slimdandmuffy: 3:18pm On Sep 18, 2015
Funke Akindele likes to feel herself sha oo..She literally dressed up for a red carpet like this...This is hotness overload

The Nigerian actress showed off her bouncy curls hair with pink dress.



See another one; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/funke-akindele-stuns-in-new-redcarpet.html

Celebrities / Omotola Jolade & Her 14 Year Old Daughter Step Out In Matching Outfit by slimdandmuffy: 12:24pm On Sep 15, 2015
Screen diva Omotola Jalade Ekeinde and her second daughter Meraiah stepped out together on Sunday night as special guests and Knorr ambassadors at the Elite Model Look 2015.


They coordinated their outfits as they both showed up in crop tops and sat at the front row seat.


See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/stunning-omotola-jolade-her-14-year-old.html

Celebrities / Just in; Tiwa Savage Wants You to See Her Post Baby Bod by slimdandmuffy: 3:43pm On Sep 11, 2015
She posted the picture and captioned it "less than 2 months ".....

What do you guys think mehn?

see more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/just-in-tiwa-savage-wants-you-to-see.html

Celebrities / Comedian I Go Dye Spotted On A Plane With Ex- President Obasanjo by slimdandmuffy: 4:44pm On Sep 07, 2015
Francis Agoda known as I Go Dye actually arrived Nigeria for the Glo laff festival that heald yesterday... The Super excited comedian spotted Nigeria's ex president, Olusegun Obasanjo and popped to get a photo...

See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/comedian-i-go-dye-spotted-on-plane-with.html

Celebrities / Eye Test; What Number Do You See??? by slimdandmuffy: 10:48am On Sep 07, 2015
Question of the day guys....Tell me what number you see


tell us and stand a chance to win big; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/eye-test-what-number-do-you-see.html

Celebrities / Toyin Aimakhu Shares Adorable Photos As She Clocks 30 Today by slimdandmuffy: 9:56am On Sep 05, 2015
Toyin Aimakhu turns the big "THREE-O" today, and the beautiful actress is celebrating by giving her fans some hot new pictures of herself with the caption:

"Happy birthday to me.. "

Happy Birthday TEE!

Check out more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/toyin-aimakhu-shares-adorable-photos-as.html

Celebrities / Newly Married, Gbenro Ajibade Shares New Promo Photos by slimdandmuffy: 2:30pm On Sep 03, 2015
Actor and Model, Gbenro Ajibade is a model and an actor he recently got married and he is just trying to remind you guys of what he used to be, so you guys won't forget him too quickly..

Handsome Bobo


Check out more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/newly-wedded-gbenro-ajibade-shares-new.html

Celebrities / Omotola Jolade, D'banj And The One.org Team Party Hard With Bono by slimdandmuffy: 11:10am On Sep 03, 2015
Bono is an American singer of popular band U2 and the ONE.org team came together with other Nigerian celebrities at the Osborne Foreshore Boat Club in Ikoyi, for a cocktail party in honour of Bono..

Many stars and celebrities were in attendance at this event, and there were musical performances from Waje, Seyi Shay, Victoria Kimani, Diamond Platnumz and the host of the night.

Check out more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/omotola-jolade-dbanj-and-oneorg-team.html

Celebrities / Queen Bey Shares New Angelic White Dress Photos by slimdandmuffy: 8:42am On Sep 02, 2015
Queen Bey shared photos dressed in an Angelic white dress. However, fans think she's pregnant and is conceali.g her bump.
It's no news that even if she is pregnant, she won't announce it till after the first trimester. Jay Z revealed Beyonce lost her first pregnancy before they conceived Blue Ivy.

Beautiful

http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/queen-bey-shares-new-angelic-white.html

Celebrities / Nigeria Copyright Commission Impounds 7,000 Films Due To Piracy by slimdandmuffy: 3:35pm On Sep 01, 2015
At least 26 suspected pirates and 7,000 copies of pirated films, especially pornographic films were confiscated by the Nigeria Copyright Commission and Lagos State Film and Video Censors Board during a three-day anti-piracy raid across the state.

The three-day raid, which was carried out in collaboration with the Yoruba Movie Producers/Marketers Association of Nigeria covered Iyana-Ipaja, Agege, Oshodi, Ijora, Orile Iganmu and Obalende.

Executive Secretary of the LSFVCB, Mr. Bamidele Balogun who disclosed this yesterday, said the raid was part of the continuous effort to rid the State of the sale of pirated and unclassified movies asserting that those that were caught during the raids will be tried and brought to justice.


Continue reading; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/09/nigeria-copyright-commission-impounds.html

Celebrities / Boko Haram Reportedly Kills 56 Persons In Borno by slimdandmuffy: 3:06pm On Aug 31, 2015
The Borno State Governor, Kashim Shettima, has said Boko Haram fighters attacked a village in the state and killed 56 persons.

The governor, who said this during a presentation of gifts on behalf of President Muhammadu Buhari to parents of abducted Chibok schoolgirls on Saturday in Maiduguri, said 56 persons were killed in Baanu village in Nganzai Local Government Area of the state.

Shettima said, “Boko Haram crisis is a calamity that befalls us, as the insurgents do not discriminate against anybody before they kill. They don’t care if somebody is a Christian or a Muslim neither do they respect tribal affiliations. Just yesterday (Friday) they killed 56 people in Baanu village of Nganzai Local Government, as I am speaking to you their corpses still litter the streets of the village.”

Continue to read more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/how-sad-boko-haram-reportedly-kills-56.html

Celebrities / Photo Of The Day; Woman Files For Divorce After 7 Hour Sex by slimdandmuffy: 12:42pm On Aug 25, 2015

Celebrities / 'empire' Sued Again They Stole My Idea ... And I Want $500 Million by slimdandmuffy: 9:24am On Aug 25, 2015
Imagine "Empire" with Shaft in the lead role ... that was the vision one guy had, but it never got made ... and now he believes the creators of the show owe him $500 million for stealing his idea.

A guy named Jon Astor-White is suing EPs Danny Strong and Lee Daniels -- as well as Imagine Entertainment and 21st Century Fox -- claiming he shopped around a show called "King Solomon" back in 2007 ... which bears a lot of similarities to "Empire."

Astor-White claims his show would have starred Richard Roundtree (Shaft said no thanks) and was about a record executive and his family and their battle over control of the company.

Astor-White said he faxed the treatment around, and included a proposed cast list which was aspirational, to say the least. In addition to Roundtree, Astor-White wanted Diahann Carroll, Alicia Keys, Kanye West, John Goodman, George Hamilton and Angie Dickinson.

See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/empire-sued-again-they-stole-my-idea.html

Celebrities / Thief Set On Fire For Stealing Pot Of Soup In Calabar by slimdandmuffy: 7:57am On Aug 24, 2015
A mob in Calabar, Cross River State capital, yesterday, butchered a young man and set the remains on fire beside Atu Secondary School fence along Goldie Street, for allegedly robbing a woman of a pot of soup. His two accomplices escaped.

The hoodlum, in the company of two others, were alleged to have attacked the woman at Mayne Avenue Extension in Calabar South.

They were allegedly attracted by the aroma of the soup the woman was warming for her family’s breakfast before heading for early morning mass at nearby St. Bernard’s Catholic Church.

A young man, who lives in the same premises with the lady, said as the robbers were about to get out of the compound with the pot of soup, the woman raised the alarm, prompting neighbours to go after them. They caught up with the one carrying the pot of soup and dealt him several machete cuts before setting him ablaze.


See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/thief-set-on-fire-for-stealing-pot-of.html

Celebrities / ''body On Me''; Chris Brown And Rita Ora's New Video Tho.... by slimdandmuffy: 3:51pm On Aug 19, 2015
Is it getting hot in here?! We just watched Rita Ora and Chris Brown’s new music video for their jam ‘Body On Me’ and we’re speechless! It’s SO sexy and their chemistry is seriously on point! You have to watch right now!

Chris Brown, 26, and Rita Ora, 24, finally released their music video for “Body On Me” on August 18! The video contains grinding, nudity, face-caressing, kissing — we told you it was steamy! Fans are already crowning this the “hottest video of the year!” Watch and let us know what YOU think!


The video starts off with Chris and Rita taking a casual elevator ride up to their apartments.

More; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/body-on-me-chris-brown-and-rita-oras.html

Celebrities / Skiibii Is A Fool And Kcee Will Still Dress Like Traffic Lights; Check Out Memes by slimdandmuffy: 6:22am On Aug 15, 2015
Skiibii who was the subject of a death hoax I believe was a PR stunt engineered by his team is trending but for all the wrong reasons!

As fans begin to catch on to the fact that this could have been a PR stunt by his label, they have shown their disgust with hilarious memes and tweets.

See more funny ones; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/meanwhile-skiibii-is-fool-and-kcee-will.html

Celebrities / Hehehehe; Nigerian Prostitute Election Buhaha Kills One In Lagos by slimdandmuffy: 1:52pm On Aug 10, 2015
The 2015 election of National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP, has been marred with violence.

We gathered that violence broke out Sunday after former secretary of the association, Jessica Elvis was declared winner of the keenly contested election, which took place at a popular hangout, along Lasu-Iba road on Saturday. It was gathered that Elvis polled 300 votes to defeat the incumbent, Madam Felix Efoyo, who garnered 153 votes as well as Nasarawa State Coordinator, Tamar Tion who got 63 votes. However, the incumbent rejected the outcome of the election, claiming that the election was marred with irregularities.

Shortly after the 2015 electoral committee chairman, Franca ‘Top Up’ Chikam announced Elvis as the winner, the incumbent, Madam Efoyo revolted

Continue to see more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/hehehehe-nigerian-prostitute-election.html

Celebrities / Psycho-facts; Kim Kardashian's Friendship Test by slimdandmuffy: 8:09am On Aug 06, 2015
Oh wow....Be sure to expect something like this from ME..

Na real High Five Kim

Hahahahahhahahahhahhhahahahahha

See what happened; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/psycho-facts-kim-kardashians-friendship.html

Celebrities / Beyonce Can Just Wear Anything And Get Away With It Sha Oo by slimdandmuffy: 5:04pm On Aug 04, 2015
Hehehehehe...This woman slays anything anyhow anywhere.

She may be one of the most popular recording artists in the world, but her daughter Blue Ivy comes first. A sentiment Beyonce cradled the three-year-old while carrying her back to the car following a shopping trip.

She had planned a bit of a mother-daughter bonding day with her little princess as they were spotted out in the Hamptons together and she was rocking a bump short and makes it feel like it is a wedding gown.lol


See more photos'; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/beyonce-can-just-wear-anything-and-get.html

Celebrities / 're-'make Anti Gay Law''; Porn Star, Kemi Olunloyo Tells Nigerian Government by slimdandmuffy: 5:51pm On Aug 03, 2015
This dramatic woman is back again, this time she is advising the Nigerian Gov..

Well below is a press statement sent out by her;

According to her, she has denounced the ongoing onslaught of the Nigerian Homosexual law giving stiff prison penalties to Nigerians who are just being themselves. "The Nigerian government and lawmakers have given themselves the license to represent the people stating that God does not endorse homosexuality. God also does not endorse hate, ritualism, rape, polygamy, suicide bombing girls and baby factories" she said. It is simply hatred. Asked why she never follows her fans on twitter, she blamed it on homophobia stating that she does not follow hate and all Nigerians are "hell bent" on homophobia.


Continue reading; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/re-make-anti-gay-law-porn-star-kemi.html

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Celebrities / Naomi Campbell Sentenced To Six Months In Prison For Photographer Assault She Di by slimdandmuffy: 3:26pm On Aug 01, 2015
Past is back to hunt veteran supermodel, Naomi Campbell..


She seems to have gotten herself into some trouble. Naomi was sentenced to 6 months in prison (via a suspended sentence) by a Sicilian court in Italy, for an offence she committed in August 2009.

According to reports, Naomi assaulted a photographer, Gaetano Di Giovanni, in Italy while on vacation with her then-boyfriend, Russian billionaire, Vladmir Doronin. While the photographer took photographs of the couple touring the city, Naomi suddenly turned around ad hit his face with her purse. The photographer’s eye was scratched badly by Naomi’s action and he had to seek medical treatment and take 3 days to recover from the injury.

Continue reading; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/08/naomi-campbell-sentenced-to-six-months.html

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