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Nairaland GeneralRe: I Just Called Mtn's Customer Care No,a Lady Picked& We Had This Convo by Slimdolly(f): 3:01pm On Mar 16, 2015
shegsky:
Lady: hello, goodevening, thanks for calling
MTN customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are you calling from .

Me: hello, gd evening, my name is shegsky,
and i'm calling from ib

Lady: How may i help you, morulebaby?

Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry...

Lady: Is that why you called this customer
care service?

Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with

You...you know you have a very nice voice...

Lady: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about your MTN line, owkay...

Me: yes o... This is an issue about my MTN
line too...because i spend much credit calling so
many girls asking them about marriage....

Lady: please, i would have to put an end to
this call...

Me: Baby don't talk like that now... I promise to
make you happy...you would be happy with
me...can I have your number...

Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, i
think something is wrong with you....

Me: *cutting in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone with daily like say am dating MTN...


*call disconnected*
wow I love that style although I dont believe you sha. link to download the recorded convo or you know the rest
PoliticsRe: Jega Says INEC Ready For Free, Fair, Credible Elections by Slimdolly(f): 2:57pm On Mar 16, 2015
GOATandYAMtheory:
@ the mention of card readers, some pple will be sh*tin in their pants.
lolz
PhonesRe: My Play Store Unable To Connect by Slimdolly(f): 2:55pm On Mar 16, 2015
RomanceRe: I Call Her And She Comes Running. by Slimdolly(f): 2:46pm On Mar 16, 2015
AlfaSeltzer:
Make tex no catch you o. Lover snatcher.
tell me you are either joking or joking
PhonesRe: My Play Store Unable To Connect by Slimdolly(f): 2:43pm On Mar 16, 2015
Ifeanyi4491:
check my ss
are you using the glo 3gb tweak?
Jokes EtcRe: Don't Believe Everything You See -pix by Slimdolly(f): 2:41pm On Mar 16, 2015
hahahah! Funny tho
PhonesRe: My Play Store Unable To Connect by Slimdolly(f): 2:40pm On Mar 16, 2015
Ifeanyi4491:
My play store unable to connect
go to settings >> mobile network >> Access Point >> go to the APN that you are using and make sure there is nothing on the proxy and port.
RomanceRe: I Call Her And She Comes Running. by Slimdolly(f): 2:38pm On Mar 16, 2015
mtcheeeew
EducationUniversities That Accepts Lower Credit For D.E? by Slimdolly(op): 2:27pm On Mar 16, 2015
Pls I need someone to help me on list of Universities that accept lower credit for their Direct entry.
I studied Mass Communication and my ND CGPA is 2.98/4.00.
Your assistance would be so much appreciated.
WebmastersRe: Am Scared When I See This Website {the 10-in-1 Website} by Slimdolly(f): 12:03pm On Mar 16, 2015
cbrass:
there is no biggie about it, it's even a WordPress Besides why worry your self about other people's sites when they won't pay you for your troubles
cos someone else will worry about you when you become a success; without you paying them a dime
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {finals!!!} by Slimdolly(f): 6:02pm On Mar 13, 2015
Ipledge:
you don late
dont mind me jare
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {finals!!!} by Slimdolly(f): 5:58pm On Mar 13, 2015
ouch! I missed this. who has the best line o? looking for who to too me cheesy
RomanceRe: Make A Shout-out To Ur Dear Ones by Slimdolly(f): 11:25am On Mar 13, 2015
Orijin101:
And what if I'm not cool?
i am not good at guessing wrong
FashionRe: Fashion Tips For Ladies With Small Boobs by Slimdolly(f): 9:27am On Mar 13, 2015
veave:
You didn't post pishoooooooor. How do you expect them to understand what you are saying?
i second you
Nairaland GeneralRe: Stay In This Bathroom For 24 Hours & Get $75million…what Would You Do Guys? by Slimdolly(f): 9:23am On Mar 13, 2015
Bolaji89:
Stay In This Bathroom For 24 Hours & Get $75million…What Would You Do Guys?

Kindly comment in the URL below little surprise await you;

http://gallerianews.com/stay-in-this-bathroom-for-24-hours-get-75million-what-would-you-do-guys/
they can even stay a week
Nairaland GeneralRe: Stay In This Bathroom For 24 Hours & Get $75million…what Would You Do Guys? by Slimdolly(f): 9:21am On Mar 13, 2015
guys? They would even stay a week
RomanceRe: Make A Shout-out To Ur Dear Ones by Slimdolly(f): 9:16am On Mar 13, 2015
Orijin101:
Hmmmm.... xup wif u?
I'm as cool as you are
WebmastersRe: Am Scared When I See This Website {the 10-in-1 Website} by Slimdolly(f): 9:10am On Mar 13, 2015
onyengbu:
If you come to this board to make such statements, people will know you are one and same wit OP.
those set of people would obviously be the ones that didnt check the website out.
Nairaland GeneralRe: To All Those That Have Sent Me Pms by Slimdolly(f): 8:56am On Mar 13, 2015
hifaif:
Good morning. How was your night? Hope you slept well? Do have a wonderful day ahead.
RomanceRe: 20 Reasons You Don’t Have A Boyfriend by Slimdolly(f): 8:54am On Mar 13, 2015
naijaboiy:
Please summarise to me when you're done
ok. Remind me to do so
RomanceRe: Make A Shout-out To Ur Dear Ones by Slimdolly(f): 8:49am On Mar 13, 2015
patomalabosan:
thanks boo for d complmnt. Ur pix is so cute. Can i get to meet ya? cool
thanks boo for d complmnt. Ur pix is so cute. Can i get to meet ya?
physically? Nah! But thanks for the comp.
PoliticsRe: What Is Wrong With This Outfit Of President Jonathan? by Slimdolly(f): 8:45am On Mar 13, 2015
oakson:
I actually quoted you last night guess you are just seeing it! Sorry dear... I was worked out yesterday hence my ash comment
owk! Am happy this morning so I aint taking it out on you
RomanceRe: 20 Reasons You Don’t Have A Boyfriend by Slimdolly(f): 8:43am On Mar 13, 2015
naijaboiy:
This thing long o grin
heheheh! I'm in No. 4
RomanceRe: 20 Reasons You Don’t Have A Boyfriend by Slimdolly(f): 8:42am On Mar 13, 2015
saaedlee:
Na irony?
no! Na complete sentence. grin
RomanceRe: Make A Shout-out To Ur Dear Ones by Slimdolly(f): 8:31am On Mar 13, 2015
my S/O goes to the OP. He's so dare to me
RomanceRe: 20 Reasons You Don’t Have A Boyfriend by Slimdolly(f): 8:29am On Mar 13, 2015
thank Goodness I have a bf
Christianity EtcRe: When A Mistakes Becomes A Blessing. by Slimdolly(f): 8:09am On Mar 13, 2015
Amen. Thanks for the morning tips. No wonder the mistake of the axe that fell into the river was turned to an avenue for miracle. What a wonderful God
Christianity EtcRe: Beware Of Friday 13th by Slimdolly(f): 8:01am On Mar 13, 2015
Ok. We will beware. Thanks but I guess that's a superstition.
EducationRe: What Will You Do If You Are To Watch Over Such Pupil During An Examination? by Slimdolly(f): 7:27am On Mar 13, 2015
bruhahaha! I'll just ask them to tell me the one ifa didn't get so I'll teach them.

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