Nairaland General › Re: I Just Called Mtn's Customer Care No,a Lady Picked& We Had This Convo by Slimdolly(f): 3:01pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
shegsky: Lady: hello, goodevening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are you calling from .
Me: hello, gd evening, my name is shegsky, and i'm calling from ib
Lady: How may i help you, morulebaby?
Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry...
Lady: Is that why you called this customer care service?
Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with
You...you know you have a very nice voice...
Lady: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about your MTN line, owkay...
Me: yes o... This is an issue about my MTN line too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking them about marriage....
Lady: please, i would have to put an end to this call...
Me: Baby don't talk like that now... I promise to make you happy...you would be happy with me...can I have your number...
Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, i think something is wrong with you....
Me: *cutting in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone with daily like say am dating MTN...
*call disconnected* wow I love that style although I dont believe you sha. link to download the recorded convo or you know the rest |
Politics › Re: Jega Says INEC Ready For Free, Fair, Credible Elections by Slimdolly(f): 2:57pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
GOATandYAMtheory: @ the mention of card readers, some pple will be sh*tin in their pants. lolz |
Phones › Re: My Play Store Unable To Connect by Slimdolly(f): 2:55pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: I Call Her And She Comes Running. by Slimdolly(f): 2:46pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
AlfaSeltzer: Make tex no catch you o. Lover snatcher. tell me you are either joking or joking |
Phones › Re: My Play Store Unable To Connect by Slimdolly(f): 2:43pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Ifeanyi4491: check my ss are you using the glo 3gb tweak? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Believe Everything You See -pix by Slimdolly(f): 2:41pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
hahahah! Funny tho |
Phones › Re: My Play Store Unable To Connect by Slimdolly(f): 2:40pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Ifeanyi4491: My play store unable to connect go to settings >> mobile network >> Access Point >> go to the APN that you are using and make sure there is nothing on the proxy and port. |
Romance › Re: I Call Her And She Comes Running. by Slimdolly(f): 2:38pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
mtcheeeew |
Education › Universities That Accepts Lower Credit For D.E? by Slimdolly(op): 2:27pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Pls I need someone to help me on list of Universities that accept lower credit for their Direct entry. I studied Mass Communication and my ND CGPA is 2.98/4.00. Your assistance would be so much appreciated. |
Webmasters › Re: Am Scared When I See This Website {the 10-in-1 Website} by Slimdolly(f): 12:03pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
cbrass: there is no biggie about it, it's even a WordPress Besides why worry your self about other people's sites when they won't pay you for your troubles cos someone else will worry about you when you become a success; without you paying them a dime |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {finals!!!} by Slimdolly(f): 6:02pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Ipledge: you don late dont mind me jare |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {finals!!!} by Slimdolly(f): 5:58pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
ouch! I missed this. who has the best line o? looking for who to too me  |
Romance › Re: Make A Shout-out To Ur Dear Ones by Slimdolly(f): 11:25am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Orijin101: And what if I'm not cool? i am not good at guessing wrong |
Fashion › Re: Fashion Tips For Ladies With Small Boobs by Slimdolly(f): 9:27am On Mar 13, 2015 |
veave: You didn't post pishoooooooor. How do you expect them to understand what you are saying? i second you |
Nairaland General › Re: Stay In This Bathroom For 24 Hours & Get $75million…what Would You Do Guys? by Slimdolly(f): 9:23am On Mar 13, 2015 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Stay In This Bathroom For 24 Hours & Get $75million…what Would You Do Guys? by Slimdolly(f): 9:21am On Mar 13, 2015 |
guys? They would even stay a week |
Romance › Re: Make A Shout-out To Ur Dear Ones by Slimdolly(f): 9:16am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Orijin101: Hmmmm.... xup wif u? I'm as cool as you are |
Webmasters › Re: Am Scared When I See This Website {the 10-in-1 Website} by Slimdolly(f): 9:10am On Mar 13, 2015 |
onyengbu: If you come to this board to make such statements, people will know you are one and same wit OP. those set of people would obviously be the ones that didnt check the website out. |
Nairaland General › Re: To All Those That Have Sent Me Pms by Slimdolly(f): 8:56am On Mar 13, 2015 |
hifaif: Good morning. How was your night? Hope you slept well? Do have a wonderful day ahead. |
Romance › Re: 20 Reasons You Don’t Have A Boyfriend by Slimdolly(f): 8:54am On Mar 13, 2015 |
naijaboiy: Please summarise to me when you're done ok. Remind me to do so |
Romance › Re: Make A Shout-out To Ur Dear Ones by Slimdolly(f): 8:49am On Mar 13, 2015 |
patomalabosan: thanks boo for d complmnt. Ur pix is so cute. Can i get to meet ya?  thanks boo for d complmnt. Ur pix is so cute. Can i get to meet ya? physically? Nah! But thanks for the comp. |
Politics › Re: What Is Wrong With This Outfit Of President Jonathan? by Slimdolly(f): 8:45am On Mar 13, 2015 |
oakson: I actually quoted you last night guess you are just seeing it! Sorry dear... I was worked out yesterday hence my ash comment owk! Am happy this morning so I aint taking it out on you |
Romance › Re: 20 Reasons You Don’t Have A Boyfriend by Slimdolly(f): 8:43am On Mar 13, 2015 |
naijaboiy: This thing long o  heheheh! I'm in No. 4 |
Romance › Re: 20 Reasons You Don’t Have A Boyfriend by Slimdolly(f): 8:42am On Mar 13, 2015 |
saaedlee: Na irony? no! Na complete sentence.  |
Romance › Re: Make A Shout-out To Ur Dear Ones by Slimdolly(f): 8:31am On Mar 13, 2015 |
my S/O goes to the OP. He's so dare to me |
Romance › Re: 20 Reasons You Don’t Have A Boyfriend by Slimdolly(f): 8:29am On Mar 13, 2015 |
thank Goodness I have a bf |
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Christianity Etc › Re: When A Mistakes Becomes A Blessing. by Slimdolly(f): 8:09am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Amen. Thanks for the morning tips. No wonder the mistake of the axe that fell into the river was turned to an avenue for miracle. What a wonderful God |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Beware Of Friday 13th by Slimdolly(f): 8:01am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Ok. We will beware. Thanks but I guess that's a superstition. |
Education › Re: What Will You Do If You Are To Watch Over Such Pupil During An Examination? by Slimdolly(f): 7:27am On Mar 13, 2015 |
bruhahaha! I'll just ask them to tell me the one ifa didn't get so I'll teach them. |