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Events / Re: Lady Buried Few Months After Her Wedding In Akwa Ibom, Friends Mourn (Photos) by slimfairboy(m): 8:00pm On Nov 29, 2017
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As a Nairalander, may we never encounter sudden death in Jesus Name, Amen!! May her soul R.I.P Such A Pretty Lady! embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Visits Mandela House (Photos) by slimfairboy(m): 7:48pm On Nov 29, 2017
cheesy Each time i see her online, i go just remember that Banky ef up! tongue

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun Suspends Mounir Gwarzo, SEC DG & Two Others by slimfairboy(m): 7:19pm On Nov 29, 2017
undecided All these english just to confuse an ordinary guy man like me (us)...make una kuku tell us say him steal money, we go decode!! Haba!! When Hon. Patrick start him own now, una go say make him "speak in english"! grin

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Politics / Re: Hundreds Of Migrants Stranded In Libya Are Returned To Nigeria by slimfairboy(m): 5:00pm On Nov 29, 2017
No place like home
Politics / Re: Hundreds Of Migrants Stranded In Libya Are Returned To Nigeria by slimfairboy(m): 5:00pm On Nov 29, 2017
No place like home o!
Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Petting Cheetahs At Zebula Golf Estate In South Africa by slimfairboy(m): 4:57pm On Nov 29, 2017
shocked

When him wan play with una, make una no run o! grin
Fine people cool

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Politics / Re: Libya Slave Trade: Buhari Finally Speaks, Reveals What His Govt Is Doing by slimfairboy(m): 4:50pm On Nov 29, 2017
Provide the jobs u promised us na...u're talking plenty!
Celebrities / Re: You're Not A Leader -harrysong Blast Delta State Governor(video) by slimfairboy(m): 4:44pm On Nov 29, 2017
All these polithiefians...all they care about is how much is going into their personal akant!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Soldier & Vikings Cult Member In Borno, Vikings Mourn Him (Pic) by slimfairboy(m): 3:35pm On Nov 29, 2017
georgeben205:
that is because guys like you and i refuse to join the army grin

I beg to differ...many guys have like me have tried many times but never succeeded (even with all that's needed to qualify u as one) because in Nigeria, everything is either connection...thus the question "who be ur father?", "who send u?", "how much u get?" (to bribe ur way in), or GOD says yes!! >>First hand experience!!<<

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Abidjan Ahead Of The 5th AU-EU Summit (Photos) by slimfairboy(m): 11:59pm On Nov 28, 2017
grin cheesy
emeijeh:
If he likes let him go and disgrace us by recreating these scenes.
grin cheesy
Crime / Re: Lady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper & Salt On A Man In Calabar (Graphic Pics) by slimfairboy(m): 8:48pm On Nov 28, 2017
embarassed Enik my man, firstly, just get well soon bro...secondly, we shall see the end of it! That's all i've gotta say... embarassed
Education / Re: 10 Cheapest Universities In Nigeria by slimfairboy(m): 5:36pm On Nov 28, 2017
undecided
Politics / Re: FCT Residents To Pay For Infrastructure As Govt Backs Out – Minister by slimfairboy(m): 4:53pm On Nov 28, 2017
cry I, Personally, Still miss GEJ. . .i dunno about u. Nigeria would have been transformed at least in a better way than what am seeing and hearing now but "over sabis" said change is better. Make una enjoy d change there! tongue

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Fashion / Re: Amazing Transformation Of A Plus-Sized Man To A Slim Fit Man by slimfairboy(m): 4:41pm On Nov 28, 2017
This is the real change, not this APC wayo!!

BTW, this has question has always been on my mind...why do most people call a fat hausa man called an "Alhaji" and call a slim hausa man an "aboki"
My observation!
Crime / Re: Angry Mob Burn Armed Robber To Ashes In Front Of Children In Calabar (Graphic) by slimfairboy(m): 2:44pm On Nov 28, 2017
Ikot-Ansa no dey carry last to burn such peeps! This guys tried to kidnapp a lady in her car who was on her way to drop her kids, but this guy was the only one caught and burnt by d angry mob. The police caught one of them and the rest escaped! Good one by the mob, cuz i won't be surprised to see the one who was arrested by d police being released on bail after some time and then he'll still continue his "biz" of stealing & kidnapping!! Estate secondary school, i see u guys...stubborn Students!!!
Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Baby At A Plaza In Uyo (Photos) by slimfairboy(m): 9:37pm On Nov 27, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
That woman is not serious at all. Instead of her to calculate her labour week and get admitted in a hospital shes there giving birth in a plaza. Also she is very foolish. During hard times like this, she is supposed to lock up and avoid pregnancy. Her mates are accumulating money shes there accumulating sp**m. Now I wonder what shes going to feed that poor child after weaning it. Maybe na stone she go give am chop.
Was she going around begging for what to feed the baby with? Just asking...
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Nabila Fash's Wedding Featured On MediaTakeOut by slimfairboy(m): 9:32am On Nov 27, 2017
EWAagoyin:
This life ... Some are getting married...Some are getting engaged...Some are going on romantic holiday...Some are going romantic dates ....I'm here my ex won't take me back despite all my sacrifice on her ... I've given up on love...I don't think i will be able to love anymore embarassed
Sorry bro...this is one of the reasons some guys turn homo, but i hope dnt do that. Instead, just find way go be reverend father, u go see luv there!! Thank me later!!
Car Talk / Re: See This BMW Futuristic Motorcycle That Belongs To Blade Runner by slimfairboy(m): 8:45am On Nov 27, 2017
undecided Ayam so confused! where be front and where be back?
Celebrities / Re: Timaya: "I Don't Know Shatta Wale, Is He A Shoemaker Or A Plumber" (Video) by slimfairboy(m): 11:30pm On Nov 25, 2017
But TBH, i know Sarkodie of Ghana, Diamond Platinum of Tanzania, Fuse of Ghana, Casper, Even Awilo I know...but who is "Scatter Whale?" undecided

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Is Not Corrupt - APC Spokesperson, Bolaji Abdullahi (Video) by slimfairboy(m): 10:36pm On Nov 25, 2017
bigerboy200:
Stealing is not corruption - GEJ


And Abacha never stole. . .Buhari

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Is Not Corrupt - APC Spokesperson, Bolaji Abdullahi (Video) by slimfairboy(m): 10:36pm On Nov 25, 2017
bigerboy200:
Stealing is not corruption - GEJ


And Abach never stole. . .Buhari

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Kneels Down As Groomsmen Pray For Him At His White Wedding (Photo) by slimfairboy(m): 10:26pm On Nov 25, 2017
grin I Just like the guy head.
If Adesua born boy, na to name am "Headward!!" cheesy
I wish una a happy and fruitful marriage!!

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Music/Radio / Re: MC Galaxy Ft Nez – "Jacurb Dance" (video) by slimfairboy(m): 10:18pm On Nov 25, 2017
Seen. . .
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi And Banky W Release New Photos From South Africa by slimfairboy(m): 10:31am On Nov 23, 2017
Being married is not the issue, but staying married is where the main biz starts!!

HAPPY MARRIED LIFE CUTIES
Education / Re: Education Graduates To Start One Year Internship - FG by slimfairboy(m): 10:02am On Nov 23, 2017
About 50 teachers in Lagos State failed the computer based test given to them... So, this will be a nice move, "if" only they will make it come to pass. If i've the opportunity, i'll make teachers the highest paid job, before doctors & the security forces!
Family / Re: Why Do Some Guys Spend Lavishly On Women But Fail To Take Care Of Their Parents? by slimfairboy(m): 7:41pm On Nov 20, 2017
Coldfeet:
Why she no wash the toilet and use? Her bladder for tear sef.

She could have been the one to make him more responsible in taking care of his parents! Breaking off isn't the solution, unless she has tried to make him take better care of his parents and he refused.

Still being his wife could have made a difference in his attitude towards them.

U get better brain. Oya chop knokles. . . grin

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Why I Lost – Chidoka by slimfairboy(m): 10:07am On Nov 20, 2017
In Nigerian politics nowadays if u have no money, no godfather, that means no votes for u!
Therefore, the highest bidder wins.

But wait o...i thought the people of Anambra have been saying on various social media platforms that there will be no election in Anambra
Celebrities / Re: Aremu Afolayan Buys A 4matic Benz (Photos) by slimfairboy(m): 9:48am On Nov 20, 2017
Congrats to him. There are only two cars in the world. . . Benz and other cars!
Mine is coming though! cool

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Crime / Re: Police DPO Brutalised A Lady With His Wooden Baton In Lagos (Graphic Photo) by slimfairboy(m): 12:05pm On Nov 19, 2017
shocked Later they will argue that they're not the worst! embarassed
Useless people! They should just scrap the NPF and let Boys' Scout, Man O War or Peace Corps take over!! sad
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim And Iceberg Slim As Kids (Throwback Photos) by slimfairboy(m): 4:02pm On Nov 16, 2017
This Juliet too fine o shocked...
E be like say this Iceberg's cassava be like "Ice cream" for Juliet! Anyways, I pray make make d tin last sha. cool

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