butterflylion:




Even after I said na joke o you came for me Abi?
Dancing to God is part of worship. Prayer itself is worship.

Christians can pray to God anywhere. Be it in church, their homes, etc.

Is it only in mosques that Muslims pray? No be dem dey like block express road in the name of knacking head on the ground to pray thereby causing unneccessary traffic?

What is the difference between that and Mad Men who sit in the middle of the road to show themselves?

Scratch that even Mad Men get sense sometimes as them sabi look road before dem cross but Muslims will look road and sit down on the road.

In Mortal Kombat, this is where u hear that deep voice saying "FINISH HIM!!!"

If it's Mortal Combat, this when u will hear that deep voice saying... "FINISH HIM!!" [quote author=butterflylion post=60807238]


Even after I said na joke o you came for me Abi? Dancing to God is part of worship. Prayer itself is worship.
Chr

Does it mean there was no car coming and going when these photos were taken? or did they stop all the cars from passing as at the time of taking the photo? am curious?

FG declaring support for Akwa Ibom sea Port project, why don't they fully open Calabar Sea Port? Keep deceiving ur selves...
I wonder what kinda lies APC will use for their campaign this time. Just wondering what else they'll promise, after failing woefully to fulfill the previous ones

There is only one "middle finger", sorry, i mean midfielder that bleeped, sorry... i mean did the job well for Nigeria and Africa...Jay Jay

At Firstbank, i checked my bal, they charge me...i recharge through d bank, they charge me...i receive alert, they charge me for sms alert...i withdraw, they still charge me for sms alert...they even charge me for card maintenance,
So one day, i walked into their banking hall...stood there for a while, looked around and saw one of d customer attendant with a very nice pen, i asked him to give me let me jus make some corrections, he did...i picked 28 of the deposit slip, tore them all to pieces, drank their chilled water to my satisfaction, went to their toilet drop a very big shit without flushing, drop another one on the floor and left! Broke the pen and dump it in waste bin, and on my way out, the security said to "thank u for banking with us" as usual, and i replied "you're welcome"! My next stop is UBA, then DIAMOND!

Who knows, it could one of the matches u played during your school days or maybe u played an away match and scored an away goal...just saying

One word..."HYPOCRICY"

This is the younger version of David Luiz, Ampadu!

In as much as i don't support these Igbos, i think the FG is not right on this one too. I mean, how many regions have they terrorised? How many people have they killed? Sometime ago, we heard of how Charley Boy and the #Our Mumu Don Do group were attacked by the NPF and some hausa/fulani groups when they were protesting. But a hausas protested few days later and were escorted by security officials! Is this how a governmemt is suppose to protect its people? Herdsmen are still walking around villages, killing innocent and armless citizens and the best way the FG to tackle the issue is try and divert our attention to the peaceful Eastern region who are wants out. Naija is really a comedy!!

Officialzoe:
nawa o from Carlin cup to carabo cup... dem go soon scrap this tournament

Them wan be like Airtel...From Econet to V-mobile...

Whether it's Carabo cup, Cabo Snoop cup or Qarabak cup...Chelsea need all the cups!! Somebody must to "drinkwater" enough this season (unfortunately, the drinker is injured). KTBFFH!!!

horlakunle25:
bayelsa united! Bt wait ooo! Must u take dis thing everyday?

My mum told me that she was top of her class during her school days...(1st position tro out) i believe her even though i didn't see the results!!

We keep saying "e go better, e go better", but it keep getting worst by the day! GOD, just 10% of that wealth is enough for me o, abeg na...
If we get rich by hard work, am sure bricks layers and wheel barrow pushers/agberos will be millionaires

Dapper ko, Diaper ni

School was fun today though...i just got a job on friday, and ASUU just called off the strike now i want to quit, it's not funny

I met this girl 3 weeks ago at a friend's birthday party, we started calling and texting each other and on monday last week, i asked her out and she accepted, we started dating. She told me about a guy who has been disturbing her for months, but she had refused because she has no feelings for him at all...but d guy kept on coming. Due to the way this guy disturbs and begs her, she had pity on him and decided to say yes (not that she loved him anyways), but so that he'd stop disturbing her, the guy was happy even though she had never been to his house.
So, on sunday (3 days ago), she came to visit me...when she got inside my room, i was with my cousin and the way they looked at each other, i suspected something. They both greeted each other and my cousin left, so i asked this my girl what was that and she said "that's the guy i told you about!" We later made love and she left.
My cousin is now telling me to leave her alone, that the girl is his girlfriend.
Now, i don't know what to do cuz really love her now

Boko haram and fulani herdsmen have killed more than 100,000 people in Nigeria, mostly the northerners...and how many people have IPOB killed?
When Igbos protests for injustice, they do so with posters & not guns, but they will rather be killed by the NA or NPF. I've never heard of Igbos killing anyone in the course of their protest. But boko haram kill at will, like its a game!!
I dnt think that man knows what he is saying. I've never been in support of Biafra, but when i see people trying to protect the develish acts of a particular region, i'm forced to stand with Igbos. I love one NIGERIA, i'm proud to be a NIGERIAN because outside this great nation, people from other African countries want to come down to NIGERIA, they love NIGERIA!

;Dthis one will be the gateman in hell, he's already been given his uniform

most village girls now are more corrupt than the city girls o...forget, all these things u just mentioned are all in the past. not in this 21st century.

Bro, u need to just heave a sigh of relief cuz it's not ur village people! Honestly, being broke is the number one reason why gals run away from u now. knowing that u've screwed dozens of punanies! (that's when u were still an undergraduate). Now u're a grad, all u need to do is engage urself in any little thing that will giving u little pocket money.

My opinion:. . .,

u can beg any of ur family members for a little cash,use it to buy movies (all those korean,philipine, etc series) and many more or, u buy onions and be hawking, no dey form! Girls love real hustlers, and knowing u're a graduate, one day u fit blow cuz d potentials are there!!

Well, If u truly love him, don't rush into a new relationship yet(as they say "the only way to heal a broken heart is to love again") bcus u're heart broken... First, try to find out why he is not yet ready whole heartedly and why he's not sure about u guys (if he has no genuine reason, then u know he's seing someone else. Cuz a guy won't wake up one day and decide to end things jus like dat) But if u already know his reasons, then u know weather to wait for him or move on. But above all, GIVE HIM TIME, BE PATIENT FOR SOME MONTHS, IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK, THEN U KNOW WHERE U STAND AND WHAT NEXT TO DO! I wish u guys good luck.

Up till this moment, i still don't understand how some people think! . I see some comments here say if he was loyal to Don Jazzy n still 2geda, he'd be this and that...was it Don Jazzy that use to write Dbanj's songs

What if i talk wetin dey my mind now...Anyways, make i jus dey laff inside my mind!

As na ordinary thief, them go rush to police and from police to court. . .,evans wey steal, kill and kidnapped, una no rush am to court. now evans do lost! Na only hungry, innocent peti thieves una power fit reach!

As na ordinary thief, them go rush to police and from police to court. . .,evans wey steal, kill and kidnapped, una no rush am to court. now evans do lost! Na only hungry, innocent peti thieves una power fit reach! As na ordinary thief, them go rush to police and from police to court. . .,evans wey steal, kill and kidnapped, una no rush am to court. now evans do lost! Na only hungry, innocent peti thieves una power fit reach!

I tink dat's karma...cuz wen i hear pple saying dat "d gal dat wil sleep wit ur husbands is stil in jss3 learning home econmics!" i'm tempted to beliv. Maybe o, jus maybe d teacher has slept wit sum1's husband b4! Jus saying.

God! What a wicked world...

tolugar:
Police
Road safety
VIO
Task force
NEPA
Army
Gate men
Drivers

Hmmm, go insult Army man first...u'll know how far is Ibadan frm maiduguri!

tolugar:
Police
Road safety
VIO
Task force
NEPA
Army
Gate men
Drivers

Hmmm, go insult Army man first...u'll know how far is Ibadan frm maiduguri!

Shebi d cream go clean all my sins?

Wow, I mean woww!!! he looks younger. I don't doubt it though, cuz am 28+ n if u see me, I luk 22+. forever young