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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Hosts Daddy Freeze In Dubai As They Show Off Their Wristwatches (Pics) by slimfairboy(m): 1:51pm On Nov 16, 2017
In many aspect, they're just the same. Birds of a feather...
Education / Re: New UNIOSUN Freshers' School Fees by slimfairboy(m): 1:38pm On Nov 16, 2017
shocked

Na wah o! Man pikin go survive sha!!
Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane Joins Shatta Wale In Shading Wizkid, Fans React by slimfairboy(m): 10:59am On Nov 16, 2017
Just look these useless okirika, aka "bend down select"... Instead of him to raise his hands up make wizkid drag am out of that pit, him dey follow shade person star like wizzy.
Celebrities / Re: I Don't Consider Wizkid As A Superstar - Shatta Wale. by slimfairboy(m): 7:36pm On Nov 15, 2017
Jealousy, kee u there!
Bad belle! tongue

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Reveals Which Countries He Fears At 2018 FIFA World Cup by slimfairboy(m): 7:33pm On Nov 15, 2017
grin So he doesn't fear Naija after what we did to them?

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Politics / Re: Yul Edochie Reacts To Being Left Out Of Anambra 2017 Gubernatorial Debate by slimfairboy(m): 10:12pm On Nov 12, 2017
...i pray this Yul wins! Let's give the youth a chance.

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Stuns At Her Bridal Shower (Photos) by slimfairboy(m): 12:20am On Nov 12, 2017
Days ago, she said..."anything for u" and someone asked "if them tell make she exchange HEADS with Banky, she for gree?". Lwkm that day!!!

Chai, people get mouth sha grin

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Want Miss Sahhara, The Transgender by slimfairboy(m): 12:27am On Nov 08, 2017
shocked But nothing sweet pass real toto na, no matter how beautiful a woman he has turned to...woman toto still sweet pass. (the sweetest food without salt, pepper or maggi...not even sugar sef!) cool
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrested By Police In Lagos Over Fight With Toyin Lawani (Photos) by slimfairboy(m): 12:09am On Nov 08, 2017
grin Hehehehe, make him no worry...by the time e spend 2 more days inside cell, him brain go reset back to factory settings!

See as him don dey change back to the man before bobrisky took over...No worry, by the time corporal Sule don finish with u, u go know naija cell different from yankee! Wow, What A Great News Today! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Infrastructure, Defense Get Bulk Of Buhari's N8.6trillion Budget.. by slimfairboy(m): 11:55pm On Nov 07, 2017
cry ...We use to buy bag of rice N8,000 and petrol N85 per litre with N4.2trillion budget during GEJ regime...but we now buy a bag of rice for N18,000 - N20,000 and petrol N145 per litre and the budget N8+ tritllion,
BTW, what exactly did they do with 2017 budget?


This style is called "the more u look, the less u see"...!

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Politics / Re: Only Few Nigerians Are Complaining About Buhari's Government - Lai Mohammed by slimfairboy(m): 9:30am On Nov 07, 2017
cheesy grin angry
comradespade:
Abi aye eleyi fe baje angry
This man is high on rat poison angry

cheesy[quote author=comradespade post=62144331]Abi aye eleyi fe baje angry
Politics / Re: President Buhari Hosts Saraki And Dogara To A Private Dinner by slimfairboy(m): 11:50pm On Oct 26, 2017
These people really think Nigerians are as dumb as they think! undecided
Politics / Re: Lady Who Used Her Bike To Campaign For Buhari Expresses Her Regret by slimfairboy(m): 10:45pm On Oct 26, 2017
tongue U never chi chumchin, u go chun chi chumchin! grin

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Politics / Re: Saraki, Dogara Denied Access To Aso Rock For A Dinner With President Buhari by slimfairboy(m): 10:35pm On Oct 26, 2017
That's the "saint" people voted for, make una enjoy una chanji!! tongue
Politics / Re: FEC Approves 2018 Budget Today - Leadershipng by slimfairboy(m): 2:18pm On Oct 26, 2017
cry All these budgets na for their pockets e go enter last last.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Reacts To 2 SUVs Gifts From IGP: I Am Still Using My Personal Cars by slimfairboy(m): 2:09pm On Oct 26, 2017
I don't hate Buhari nor the northerners, i can vote for anyone from the north as long as the person will deliver...i only hate the fact that Buhari is clueless and doesn't have any idea on how to create a solution to any problem but some brainless people will still support his inability to perform!!

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Politics / Re: SSS Paid N152M Into Maina’s Secret Account by slimfairboy(m): 1:56pm On Oct 26, 2017
Someone said it's N100billion, and not N2billion...and Bubu blames GEJ, he said uncle JONA secretly smuggled Maina into the country and reinstated him and also promoted him!!

And I asked, under ur watch??
Politics / Re: SSS Paid N152M Into Maina’s Secret Account by slimfairboy(m): 1:56pm On Oct 26, 2017
Someond said it's N100billion, and not N2billion...and Bubu blames GEJ, he said uncle JONA secretly smuggled Maina into the country and reinstated him and also promoted him!!

And I asked, under ur watch??
Politics / Re: SSS Paid N152M Into Maina’s Secret Account by slimfairboy(m): 1:55pm On Oct 26, 2017
Someond said it's N100billion, and not N2billion...and Bubu blames GEJ, he said uncle JONA secretly smuggled Maina into the country and reinstated him and also promoted him!!!
Romance / Re: Help! Should I Visit A Brothel?! by slimfairboy(m): 1:41pm On Oct 26, 2017
cheesy
iamJ:
op read that slowly and understand her msg wink

See what u will do

Send her a pm

Get her number

Call her everynight for 1 week

invite her to ur place

get her to be relaxed

cook a delicious meal for her


remove all the chairs from ur room

while she is on ur bed

make her rest herself on u


start by rubbing her hand slowly

kiss her hair

rub her hand again slowly and hard

then when she is enjoying it

switch to her back


if she is not rolling and pressing her body on u now

Go back to rubbing her hands

Kiss her hair plenty times

If u do it well, she will be kissing u now wink




Materials u need grin
A clean bed
Light, nepa or gen
good perfume u have to smell nice
delicious meal
very sweet film


Should I Say "experience is the best teacher!? grin
Romance / Re: Photos: Woman Proclaims Having Sex With Her Brother On Twitter by slimfairboy(m): 1:32pm On Oct 26, 2017
tongue P***y, na u get... body na u get... brother, na u still get...phone, na u get am too...tweet, na ur own also. So "wetin concern me for wetin no concern me?" undecided
Politics / Re: Jonathan Speaks On Maina’s Return by slimfairboy(m): 11:09pm On Oct 25, 2017
shocked All these holy ITTs. . .una no want leave JONA alone abi?
Romance / Re: Lady Begs Her Ex Who Wants To Leak Her Nudes For Cheating With 2 Of His Friends by slimfairboy(m): 10:45pm On Oct 25, 2017
Lol! cheesy cheesy grin grin
chocnova:
Lol that's what we call.. sit down bitch be humble
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Blasts Timi Dakolo: "You Dingbat, I Never Had Any Respect For You" by slimfairboy(m): 10:33pm On Oct 25, 2017
grin Chai!!, Timi go be like "who send me o?" well, Timi is typing. . . cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Kamalu Is Getting Married To Obi (Pre-Wedding Photo) by slimfairboy(m): 12:45pm On Oct 25, 2017
Settingz321:
We Nigerians in Cambodia do not know her

Watch Ebony Life T.V
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Kamalu Is Getting Married To Obi (Pre-Wedding Photo) by slimfairboy(m): 12:43pm On Oct 25, 2017
Wow!! I wish u a happy n blessed future as u're about to get married.

"Aunty Cynthia" as we use to call her back then, was the crush of most men in our area (custom quarters, Calabar!). This lady fine die!!!
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke: Why Rita Dominic And I Didn't Marry (Video) by slimfairboy(m): 11:48am On Oct 25, 2017
Una matter, na for una head.

I hate it when u tell someone to "come and eat na", and the next thing, u see them coming to eat for real, they can't even say thank u! sad

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Car Talk / Re: Jubilation As Cars Drive To 4 Riverine Communities In Bayelsa For The First Time by slimfairboy(m): 7:49pm On Oct 24, 2017
So, Arsenal will be playing with DICKS out!
Celebrities / Re: Short Video Of Tonto Dikeh "Physically Attacking" Her Ex-Husband Released by slimfairboy(m): 8:07am On Oct 24, 2017
And instead of the camera man to seperate the, he/she is busy taking a video... who video them?

U know, having sex with ur ex is not cheating, it is widely known as "memorial service"!

TODAY'S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY!!
Politics / Re: "Sylvanus Nsofor, Ambassadorial Nominee Too Old" U.S Tells Buhari by slimfairboy(m): 8:49pm On Oct 23, 2017
Oga Bubu, i hail o!
So people will still say Bubu made the right choice!
Crime / Re: Vigilante Shoots Self Dead To Prove Charm by slimfairboy(m): 3:37pm On Oct 23, 2017
This one is due to his foolishness... nobody should accuse his village peopleo o, they're innocent!!
Politics / Re: Press Release: School Feeding Programme Reaches 17 States by slimfairboy(m): 3:20pm On Oct 23, 2017
Campaign strategies!

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