₦airaland Forum

chidindufrank: Maybe dropping atomic bomb in the north wil solve this problem.

If you have one in your house, u can come n drop it urself

adejoro75: 95% of the diseases in Nigeria are in Northern regions. The more they kill innocent citizens in the name of religion, the more nature and fate pay them back in kind with all sorts of pestilence: VVF, guinea worm, TB,eye infections, Polio, leprosy and now, flesh-eating bacteria.

Banza Jahilee "abeg try go school"

Assalamu alaikum..its an arabic lang meanin peace be upon u. Its the isalamis way of greetins

The networks wey we get no go allow use all d gigabyte self.....e go dey f**k up mtswee

Mynd_44: Stale joke.
I saw this about 5 years ago dude

9ja we 2 get wahala.,if u no dey talk beta shot up

SADE...........ALL THE WAY, WHEN EVER AM HEARTBROKEN.......SADE ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY

hmmmmm.............am proud to be a muslim... we tin we muslim come do 2 xtrian wey dem dey envy us like dis.

booqee: Why is dis in jokes section?? Shouldn't this be in d islamic section??

Beht why is andy garcia's head shaped like dat of an ibo man?

@booqee.....ur papa who sperm u 2 dis world, useless maluu

Mary and Gloria after an English
exam.
Mary: How was your paper
Gloria?
Gloria: It was kind of hard;
Ididn't
know the past tenseof 'think'. I
thought and thought and
thought
for along time then finally
wrote'thunk'
Mary: I guess you're right
because
I wrote thunk after I thought 4 a
while. ...
Mary: Shit! And what aboutthe
past
tense of 'write'?
Gloria: I dont know what I wrote;
I
think I wrote 'written'
Mary: That one I didn't even
bother. When I saw the next
number asking for the past tense
of 'go',
I just went out of the Exam
Room.
Gloria: Me too, when I reached
that
number I couldn't take it
anymore.
Those idiots gave us an exam
beyond our scope.

a very successful naija man
parked his new lexus in front of
his office ready to show it off to
his collegues, as he got out a
trailer passed too close and
completety tore off the door, the
man immediately grabbed his
cell phone, called the police, and
they arrived. before the officer
could say anything the man was
scereaming hysteriacally, my
lexus!, my lexus!, will never be
the same again no matter what
the panel -beater did to it, the
officer just loked at the man in
disgust and shook his head, i
cant beleieve how materialistic
you are, he said, you are soo
focused on your possessions that
you dont notice anything else.
how can you say such a thing?
asked the man. dont you know
that your left arm is missing from
your elbow down, it must have
been torn off when the truck hit
you..........., oh my God replied
the man, "MY ROLEX" wrist
watch.

NYSC official: Akpos U ve
been posted to ALUU
Community 4 υr youth
service.. Akpos: God
forbid, Abeg space still dey
4 north?

TEACHER; Akpos wat are
you doing under the
table ..AKPOS: Question 2
said "study the table
below and use it to answer
No 3 and 4

Thank
God it's Friday" if you're
unemployed. what have
you done this week? every
day is friday if you're
unemployed

GIRLS have STRANGE
Characteristics!! They get
WET without bathing, They
BLEED without injury...
They give MILK without
eating grass.

You Lost Your Virginity
Because Of Bold 5, Now
iPhone5 Is Out! See What
Your Impatience Has
Caused You

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omo...........gee dey flex

Na Lie jooooooooooooooooooo, wetin dey worry JTF'ssssssssssssssssssssss