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PoliticsRe: Don’t Allow Fayose Escape From Nigeria, EFCC Urges Customs by Slimmacho: 6:20pm On Sep 16, 2018
coolestchris:
rubbish,utter rubbish .
efcc has reduced itself to a tool of apc
I love that picture pose o, she na for for Modeling?
How about changing that ' Not too young to Rule' to 'Not too young to Vote'
grin
EducationRe: Marilyn Effanga: I Had Sex With Emmanuel Adooh Egerebu - Covenant University Stu by Slimmacho: 9:20pm On Sep 13, 2018
toye440:
sorry a legal terminology.
I knew it was a mistake..
The correct spelling is Duress
EducationRe: Marilyn Effanga: I Had Sex With Emmanuel Adooh Egerebu - Covenant University Stu by Slimmacho: 7:28pm On Sep 13, 2018
toye440:
Rules: without them we r with d animals.
Unfortunately that standard is alien to us.
Welcome to animal farm 101.
Wen in Rome do like d Romans. CU does hv a law that prohibits premarital sex and d penalty was clearly spelt out wch u consented to and not under durex. Bros they hv bin made, if u can commit a crime u should b man enough to do d time.
Under DUREX
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EducationRe: Marilyn Effanga: I Had Sex With Emmanuel Adooh Egerebu - Covenant University Stu by Slimmacho: 7:26pm On Sep 13, 2018
toye440:
Rules: without them we r with d animals.
Unfortunately that standard is alien to us.
Welcome to animal farm 101.
Wen in Rome do like d Romans. CU does hv a law that prohibits premarital sex and d penalty was clearly spelt out wch u consented to and not under durex. Bros they hv bin made, if u can commit a crime u should b man enough to do d time.
Under DUREX
���
EducationRe: Marilyn Effanga: I Had Sex With Emmanuel Adooh Egerebu - Covenant University Stu by Slimmacho: 7:14pm On Sep 13, 2018
Here is the picture of the girl in question

PoliticsBuhari Is Nigerian Problem And Not Solution. by Slimmacho(op): 12:20pm On Sep 13, 2018
In 2016, the ⁦@WSJ⁩ was so prophetic when it declared that ⁦@MBuhari⁩ is “Nigeria’s problem, not its solution”. The Wall Street Journal is not given to frivolous talk. After they gave that verdict, Nigeria went on to became the world’s headquarters for extreme poverty.
Reno Omokri.

CelebritiesRe: Bisola Aiyeola Makeup Free Face (Photos) by Slimmacho: 8:04pm On Sep 12, 2018
Kira290:
Guys please ohh, how much does firstbank take
To activate their online banking?

I heard its 3k ..........is that true?


I want answers from first bank users only please. cry
Not true
CareerUpdate On N-power by Slimmacho(op): 5:27pm On Sep 12, 2018
N-Power Jobs: Federal Government set to Commence payment of monthly stipends in 13 States

As the Federal Government prepares to commence the payment of monthly stipends to the 200,000 graduates engaged under the N-Power job creation
programme of the Buhari administration, 13 states of the federation have now submitted verified lists of the graduates and more expected later this week.
Disclosing this on Sunday while giving a news update on the programme, Mr. Laolu Akande, Senior Special Assistant on Media & Publicity in the Office of the Vice President stated that also in some states the graduates have also been deployed to their primary places of assignment, noting that payment of the N30,000 stipends for the graduates will commence this month once verification and deployment have been done.
Under the N-Power Volunteer Scheme, the Federal Government announced the selection and engagement of 200,000 unemployed graduates as the first batch of the half a million the Buhari administration plans to hire for the 2-year paid volunteer job programme.
In his budget speech Wednesday, President Muhammadu Buhari announced that the Social Investment Programmes would be continuing in 2017 with another allocation of N500,000.
According to him, "the 2017 Budget estimates retains the allocation of N500 billion to the Special Intervention programme consisting of the Home-grown School Feeding Programme, Government Economic Empowerment programme, N-Power Job Creation Programme to provide loans for traders and artisans, Conditional Cash Transfers to the poorest families and the new Family Homes Fund (social housing scheme).
He added that the "N-Power Programme has recently taken off with the employment of 200,000 graduates across the country, while the School Feeding Programme has commenced in a few States, where the verification of caterers has been completed."
While the Federal Government is responsible for their monthly stipends, it is in partnership with state governments to verify the selected unemployed graduates and deploy them to their primary places of assignment since each of the volunteer graduates would be serving in their communities where they are resident, Akande explained.
He disclosed that the states that have completed the verification by weekend are Adamawa, Bauchi, Benue, Cross Rivers, Gombe, Jigawa, Katsina and Kogi states. Others are Niger, Plateau, Sokoto, Taraba and Zamfara States, while verification and deployment have already been completed in Benue, Cross Rivers and Kogi.
According to the SSA, in virtually all the states of the federation, the verification has commenced and there are indications that much progress would be made this week in order to enable the Federal Government process the monthly payments of the already verified graduates before Christmas.
The Buhari administration is keen on ensuring that the selected 200,000 graduates are able to draw their stipends starting this month, as plans have been concluded to release the funds once verification is completed. States have been very cooperative in working with the Federal Government so much that even in states that have not completed verification by weekend, much activities are going on towards attaining that goal.
The FG will pay the graduates their monthly stipends directly into their own bank accounts and 93% of the selected 200,000 graduate volunteers have already been verified based on the Bank Verification Number, BVN
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Attorney General Orders CBN Fines Paid Into Suspicious Account!! by Slimmacho: 8:49pm On Sep 08, 2018
somehow:
So if Buhari appointed him, does that make him Buhari's employee? Can Buhari dictate what he should do and not do to him? Does he do Buhari's biddings or the one the constitution laid down for his office?

If Buhari is inpeached, does he lose his job instantly with Buhari?
Now I know how stupid you are!
Supporters of Buhari never comes with intelligent arguments, always foolish display of ignorance.
He is an Employee of the President because he nominated him. The provision of the constitution has it that the President can also sack him if he wants to.
CareerUpdate On N-power by Slimmacho(op): 7:13pm On Sep 08, 2018
Update on N-Power 2017 Batch..
We are still expecting Deployment Schedules from the following States:
1. Abia
2. Borno
3. Delta
4. Kaduna
5. Kano
6. Katsina
7. Kebbi
8. Lagos
9. Nasarawa
10. Ondo
11. Yobe
As such we would be unable to prepare the volunteers of these States into payroll for August 2017...
Kindly please return your deployment schedules using thesame N-Power Support email by which you received it...
No. 2
For the other (25) States + FCT that we have received, we are in the process of cleaning up, and uploading your submission unto the broad N-Power portal.
To also forestall reoccurrences of the 2016 Batch where in some good number of our volunteers failed to show up at their deployed PPA but commenced receiving stipends simply because they returned on your deployment schedule as deployed..we have introduced a process of validating their uploaded STAMPED OR SIGNED deployment letter at their PPA (as a confirmation of resumption) with your submitted deployment schedules before processing them into payroll.
Now this process takes quite some time hence we are behind in the August 2018 payroll (indeed their first payroll) for the 2017 Batch....coupled with delays in receipt of various States’ deployment schedules
We would however begin processing them in Payroll Batches for payment from next week...
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Son Is Dead! Daniel D'Third Drowns In Swimming Pool by Slimmacho: 7:20am On Jun 25, 2018
Slimmacho:
ILLUMINATI RITUAL TIMES
Not all members of the Illuminati participate in rituals regularly. Some attend only sporadically. Few would attend every ritual listed below. In addition to the rituals listed below the Illuminati calls special meetings to open up new Temple sites, a
mimicue post=68794416:
It’s not going to be easy for them, it’s a critical phase for the couples , this child wasn’t sick , the child drowned , an infant for that matter , so much for negligence, guilty conscience will be all over them, at this moment they will be throwing blames at each other , it will have a strong impact on the relationship as a couple . It’s a really painful experience . They have to be extra strong to pull themselves together as a couple not to talk of start having babies again immediately
nd other special meetings. There are coven level rituals and then hierarchy levels of rituals. As a child grows up at age 3, 9. 13, 16, and 19 he or she will face certain rituals that pertain to oaths, initiations, vows. Hie child must pass certain tests along the way. Failure may result in death. Birthdays are "celebrated" by what normal people describe as Satanic Ahuse. [Vol. 2 on the Illuminati will cover deeper about Illuminati rituals.] In addition to what is below full moons and eclipses arc causes fur rituals. The jewish sabbath from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday is observed. Every 28 years is a special communion year with Satan called the Feast of the Beast (its been called other festival names too.) The major rituals are in caps. Before a major ritual occurs, Illuminati members may spend days in preparatory rituals. II your neighbor is in the Illuminati, chances are high he’ll be gone from home in the evening(s) around Beltaine, Lammas, and All Hallow’s Eve. Those in the Illuminati who have Multiple Personalities will have different alters (personalities) for different rituals.
Date
Jan. 1 Jan. 7 Jan, 17
Jan. 2(1 Jan. 26
Feb. 2 Feb. 25
Mar. 1 Mar. 211 1st Full Moon after Mar. 21
Mar. 24 Apr. 25 Apr. 26-30 Apr. 30 May 1
June 21
June 23
The poor kid died 23, Dbang was awaILLUMINATI RITUAL TIMES
Not all members of the Illuminati participate in rituals regularly. Some attend only sporadically. Few would attend every ritual listed below. In addition to the rituals listed below the Illuminati calls special meetings to open up new Temple sites, and other special meetings. There are coven level rituals and then hierarchy levels of rituals. As a child grows up at age 3, 9. 13, 16, and 19 he or she will face certain rituals that pertain to oaths, initiations, vows. Hie child must pass certain tests along the way. Failure may result in death. Birthdays are "celebrated" by what normal people describe as Satanic Ahuse. [Vol. 2 on the Illuminati will cover deeper about Illuminati rituals.] In addition to what is below full moons and eclipses arc causes fur rituals. The jewish sabbath from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday is observed. Every 28 years is a special communion year with Satan called the Feast of the Beast (its been called other festival names too.) The major rituals are in caps. Before a major ritual occurs, Illuminati members may spend days in preparatory rituals. II your neighbor is in the Illuminati, chances are high he’ll be gone from home in the evening(s) around Beltaine, Lammas, and All Hallow’s Eve. Those in the Illuminati who have Multiple Personalities will have different alters (personalities) for different rituals.
Date
Jan. 1 Jan. 7 Jan, 17
Jan. 2(1 Jan. 26
Feb. 2 Feb. 25
Mar. 1 Mar. 211 1st Full Moon after Mar. 21
Mar. 24 Apr. 25 Apr. 26-30 Apr. 30 May 1
June 21
June 23

mimicue:
It’s not going to be easy for them, it’s a critical phase for the couples , this child wasn’t sick , the child drowned , an infant for that matter , so much for negligence, guilty conscience will be all over them, at this moment they will be throwing blames at each other , it will have a strong impact on the relationship as a couple . It’s a really painful experience . They have to be extra strong to pull themselves together as a couple not to talk of start having babies again immediately
Deltayankeeboi:
I weep for you. You deserve the condolence even more than the dead kid. May God deliver you from your slavery.
Slimmacho:
ILLUMINATI RITUAL TIMES
Not all members of the Illuminati participate in rituals regularly. Some attend only sporadically. Few would attend every ritual listed below. In addition to the rituals listed below the Illuminati calls special meetings to open up new Temple sites, and other special meetings. There are coven level rituals and then hierarchy levels of rituals. As a child grows up at age 3, 9. 13, 16, and 19 he or she will face certain rituals that pertain to oaths, initiations, vows. Hie child must pass certain tests along the way. Failure may result in death. Birthdays are "celebrated" by what normal people describe as Satanic Ahuse. [Vol. 2 on the Illuminati will cover deeper about Illuminati rituals.] In addition to what is below full moons and eclipses arc causes fur rituals. The jewish sabbath from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday is observed. Every 28 years is a special communion year with Satan called the Feast of the Beast (its been called other festival names too.) The major rituals are in caps. Before a major ritual occurs, Illuminati members may spend days in preparatory rituals. II your neighbor is in the Illuminati, chances are high he’ll be gone from home in the evening(s) around Beltaine, Lammas, and All Hallow’s Eve. Those in the Illuminati who have Multiple Personalities will have different alters (personalities) for different rituals.
Date
Jan. 1 Jan. 7 Jan, 17
Jan. 2(1 Jan. 26
Feb. 2 Feb. 25
Mar. 1 Mar. 211 1st Full Moon after Mar. 21
Mar. 24 Apr. 25 Apr. 26-30 Apr. 30 May 1
June 21
June 23
Deltayankeeboi:
I weep for you. You deserve the condolence even more than the dead kid. May God deliver you from your slavery.
Slimmacho:
ILLUMINATI RITUAL TIMES
Not all members of the Illuminati participate in rituals regularly. Some attend only sporadically. Few would attend every ritual listed below. In addition to the rituals listed below the Illuminati calls special meetings to open up new Temple sites, and other special meetings. There are coven level rituals and then hierarchy levels of rituals. As a child grows up at age 3, 9. 13, 16, and 19 he or she will face certain rituals that pertain to oaths, initiations, vows. Hie child must pass certain tests along the way. Failure may result in death. Birthdays are "celebrated" by what normal people describe as Satanic Ahuse. [Vol. 2 on the Illuminati will cover deeper about Illuminati rituals.] In addition to what is below full moons and eclipses arc causes fur rituals. The jewish sabbath from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday is observed. Every 28 years is a special communion year with Satan called the Feast of the Beast (its been called other festival names too.) The major rituals are in caps. Before a major ritual occurs, Illuminati members may spend days in preparatory rituals. II your neighbor is in the Illuminati, chances are high he’ll be gone from home in the evening(s) around Beltaine, Lammas, and All Hallow’s Eve. Those in the Illuminati who have Multiple Personalities will have different alters (personalities) for different rituals.
Date
Jan. 1 Jan. 7 Jan, 17
Jan. 2(1 Jan. 26
Feb. 2 Feb. 25
Mar. 1 Mar. 211 1st Full Moon after Mar. 21
Mar. 24 Apr. 25 Apr. 26-30 Apr. 30 May 1
June 21
June 23
The poor kid died 23 huh
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Son Is Dead! Daniel D'Third Drowns In Swimming Pool by Slimmacho: 7:18am On Jun 25, 2018
Slimmacho:
ILLUMINATI RITUAL TIMES
Not all members of the Illuminati participate in rituals regularly. Some attend only sporadically. Few would attend every ritual listed below. In addition to the rituals listed below the Illuminati calls special meetings to open up new Temple sites, a
mimicue post=68794416:
It’s not going to be easy for them, it’s a critical phase for the couples , this child wasn’t sick , the child drowned , an infant for that matter , so much for negligence, guilty conscience will be all over them, at this moment they will be throwing blames at each other , it will have a strong impact on the relationship as a couple . It’s a really painful experience . They have to be extra strong to pull themselves together as a couple not to talk of start having babies again immediately
nd other special meetings. There are coven level rituals and then hierarchy levels of rituals. As a child grows up at age 3, 9. 13, 16, and 19 he or she will face certain rituals that pertain to oaths, initiations, vows. Hie child must pass certain tests along the way. Failure may result in death. Birthdays are "celebrated" by what normal people describe as Satanic Ahuse. [Vol. 2 on the Illuminati will cover deeper about Illuminati rituals.] In addition to what is below full moons and eclipses arc causes fur rituals. The jewish sabbath from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday is observed. Every 28 years is a special communion year with Satan called the Feast of the Beast (its been called other festival names too.) The major rituals are in caps. Before a major ritual occurs, Illuminati members may spend days in preparatory rituals. II your neighbor is in the Illuminati, chances are high he’ll be gone from home in the evening(s) around Beltaine, Lammas, and All Hallow’s Eve. Those in the Illuminati who have Multiple Personalities will have different alters (personalities) for different rituals.
Date
Jan. 1 Jan. 7 Jan, 17
Jan. 2(1 Jan. 26
Feb. 2 Feb. 25
Mar. 1 Mar. 211 1st Full Moon after Mar. 21
Mar. 24 Apr. 25 Apr. 26-30 Apr. 30 May 1
June 21
June 23
The poor kid died 23, Dbang was away huh
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Son Is Dead! Daniel D'Third Drowns In Swimming Pool by Slimmacho: 7:13am On Jun 25, 2018
ILLUMINATI RITUAL TIMES
Not all members of the Illuminati participate in rituals regularly. Some attend only sporadically. Few would attend every ritual listed below. In addition to the rituals listed below the Illuminati calls special meetings to open up new Temple sites, and other special meetings. There are coven level rituals and then hierarchy levels of rituals. As a child grows up at age 3, 9. 13, 16, and 19 he or she will face certain rituals that pertain to oaths, initiations, vows. Hie child must pass certain tests along the way. Failure may result in death. Birthdays are "celebrated" by what normal people describe as Satanic Ahuse. [Vol. 2 on the Illuminati will cover deeper about Illuminati rituals.] In addition to what is below full moons and eclipses arc causes fur rituals. The jewish sabbath from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday is observed. Every 28 years is a special communion year with Satan called the Feast of the Beast (its been called other festival names too.) The major rituals are in caps. Before a major ritual occurs, Illuminati members may spend days in preparatory rituals. II your neighbor is in the Illuminati, chances are high he’ll be gone from home in the evening(s) around Beltaine, Lammas, and All Hallow’s Eve. Those in the Illuminati who have Multiple Personalities will have different alters (personalities) for different rituals.
Date
Jan. 1 Jan. 7 Jan, 17
Jan. 2(1 Jan. 26
Feb. 2 Feb. 25
Mar. 1 Mar. 211 1st Full Moon after Mar. 21
Mar. 24 Apr. 25 Apr. 26-30 Apr. 30 May 1
June 21
June 23
RomanceRe: My Best Friend Wrongly Accused Me Of Sleeping With His Girlfriend by Slimmacho: 4:38pm On Jun 24, 2018
The guy has a stronger evidence than what he claims. But I think the Lady is the culprit. Maybe he even has a video or photo evidence
CelebritiesRe: If Women Are Supporting Women, There Won’t Be An Epidemic Of Sidechicks - Joro by Slimmacho: 4:33pm On Jun 24, 2018
Exactly!

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