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Pets / Re: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by Slimmama(f): 11:31am On Jun 04, 2020
Good narrator. Love the dogs





CrazyCrane:
I love fish but I hate the poop afterwards,my favorite are liver,heart and quarter leg chicken.
one funny fact about me is,I eat whatever i'm given by mom, I'm not a picky eater unlike my sister.
I'm 18weeks old and lately, I figured out that i'm now being protective,my guard instincts are coming out. I started my new job already barking whenever I hear the doorbell,I love hunting lizards and birds with squirrels when i'm allowed to roam the compound.
I made my first territorial marking today (I normally do pee bending down but I saw myself raising my hind leg and dropping a small pee) and it was in front of the compound. I could sense other dogs sexual pee around I guess so since my sis is on estrus.
BTW mom is teaching me how to play the game 'fetch' ...trust me i'm a fast and stubborn learner.

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Family / Re: Are Best Friends Worth It? Mine Abandoned Me In The Streets Of A Foreign Country by Slimmama(f): 10:09pm On May 18, 2020
This is just me. No need sugar coating the situation...just don't chat or pick his calls simple.

cococandy:


No need to remind him. He remembers quite well.
Just tell him no and that’s it.
I wouldn’t even be chatting with him if I were you.

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Politics / Re: Governor Obiano Visits Bridge Head Onitsha. Expresses Dissatisfaction (Pictures) by Slimmama(f): 10:13am On May 14, 2020
grin grin grin ;na our head bridge since i came to life

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Okoroawusa:

The Right Name is Bridge Head.

But to millions of us,Igbos, passing through there everyday it's "Head Bridge Onitsha".
Leave am like that for us.
Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Slimmama(f): 7:51pm On May 08, 2020
grin grin grin grin stopeeeeet

Focusingmore:
I bleeped an Hausa girl who acted like she wasn't into sex. I did my first round she just laid there like a log of wood. So I decided to get dressed, next thing i know she locks me by the neck saying i must finish what i started. I had to call my friend to rescue me.

My friend had to beg me to finish the job, which I did under duress.

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Science/Technology / Re: Pictures Of Zoo Owner In Bed With Snakes by Slimmama(f): 5:42pm On Mar 05, 2013
bedford101: its the same nonsense that will take his life
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bedford101: its the same nonsense that will take his life

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