XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

That guy must be one of the great grandsons of Suarez's great grandfather.

mine always want us to go for doggy on the mango tree behind her house , I almost fell the day her landlady caught us , and she requested I sandwich them together on the tree, guess what? I ended the relationship that night.

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

The Oppressed HOUSEBOY make me laugh eeeh!!!

Me too

Dreyton36:
laugh wan kill me die, I don dey cry join

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

Na Arab babe?

Glad You didnt bro....let one know where is prob originated from.

The one i bleeped 2day,confessed she hasnt had sex 4a Long time tho d entry was tight. I still doubt her.







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Yea bro I no bleep am ooh... It would have been a disaster[/quote]

Truthspoon1:
I was in 300 level and she asked me to buy her dog of 40,000. Me wey dey chop #50 beans with #50 naira bread.

Uniben student?

GeneralPula:


Lol. It’s called Slave and master sex!

it’s nonsense to me o

Wait for 2 years before sex. I broke up. Can't wait that long just to prove I love you.
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Another girl I dated would tell me bite her nipples. While I think I was biting down hard she'll say it's not enough..ah.. I'll bite to the extent I'll have to be like is that not too much but no babe loves the pain. The problem is now that she'll want to return the same energy. I always push her head away when it becomes unbearable

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

I can't laugh abeg....

Bro, this must be in foreign land and not here in Nigeria.

Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

stopeeeeet

Focusingmore:
I bleeped an Hausa girl who acted like she wasn't into sex. I did my first round she just laid there like a log of wood. So I decided to get dressed, next thing i know she locks me by the neck saying i must finish what i started. I had to call my friend to rescue me.

My friend had to beg me to finish the job, which I did under duress.

Administration1:
When the Babcock video surfaced, I was watching it in Church after equipment testing for broadcast of Shiloh, when this young girl caught me watching it even though I reduced screen brightness, she just stared at me laughingly.
On our way home, she openly told all the people I used to drop that she's going to her Aunty's house along my street.

Dude, this girl made me Bleep her in my car as I was cumming, she pulled out my dick and sucked the whole cum. guys you should get a girl to try it out. The feeling is outta this world

Is she a teenager?!?

Just passing by.

Kaamisha:
Have the name tattooed somewhere.

this one is not CRazy na. This ReGUlaR . I got many of my BOy, O.G

Mine eehn was when I wen my galfrind then wul always ask me to put her panties on my shoulder while I bang her

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

BDSM! you people will not kill me with laughter. This thread is so crazy! No matter what shit you think nairaland has become, nairalanders wont just allow you to retire from this forum with their hilarious comments

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

Or deh

Froshhh7:
Mine eehn was when I wen my galfrind then wul always ask me to put her panties on my shoulder while I bang her

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

nosa why are you talking about me likw this on a public forum

DGoldenJenny:
May God have mercy on you all. of all these experiences, What have you got. i mean, of what use are they?
they sound disgusting and horrible. WHAT A STENCH.

Holy holy!!!!

At night, i was Hot and i wanna bleep so badly, she refused but will agree on one condition.. I asked her to voice out... She said, i must gv her head.. I was like wtf.. I have never done dat b4 not even will I try it at gun point.. because her kpekus oozes odour like what yoruba call IRU.. I just turn my back at her getting ready to sleep.. Buh, she later gimme d cookie sha.. Dick for pussy not mouth for pussy.. We broke up later cause she likes someone who will suck d hell outta her, but unfortunately, that's not me.

Choi.!!
Nairaland get people o...
Ah Don laf taya

There was this babe i was so much in love with. Tall chocolate beauty with fine shape. She had spent the first 14 yrs of her life abroad so she was really nice and fun to be with. Conversations wer never dull with her.

I always assumed she a was prim and proper girl till one day we got talking about sex.

To my shock she confessed that she loves being a dominatrix ie. Wear black leather high-heels, tights, gloves, etc , tie up her man and flog and torture him. That the more she inflicts pain on him, the more she gets aroused.

In fact, she said one particular guy was crying and begging her to stop so much that she had a violent orgasm.

She said she can never marry a man who will not allow her to do this.

Me? Tie me up and flog me? For what?

I kee persin?

She never heard from me again.

“Dominatrix” my left yansh. Rubbish.

I once had a girlfriend who said she wanted to know what semen tasted like , so while we were making love she gave me head until I came in her mouth , she then proceeded to kiss me with a mouth full of my jizz. So yeah I've tasted/ swallowed my jizz and it isn't half as bad as I thought it would be but that would be the first and last time I'll do that.


I have another story crazier and more gross than this but I wouldn't want to share that

STREETSAN:
Wait for 2 years before sex. I broke up. Can't wait that long just to prove I love you.

.you can't wait for 2 years,but na your type go want marry virgin at the end.

Why everything cum be about sex

Well one girl asked me to join cultism that she likes to date bad Bois. I ran for my dear life.


Another one a fresher asked me when I was in my penultimate year to impersonate her and help her write a CBT exam. GNS 111 the simplest course in a uni.
I politely declined and when she wanted to make it an issue I politely became scarce.

Monaco2:


Is she a teenager?!?

Nope, she's like 25 now

Dobson43:
I had this weirdest encounter with this crazy girl. Before I can slide into her DM, she began a heavy prayer session. Johnny bravo lost his shine. For like 20minutes she turned to prayer warrior. I even got confused. This is the first time. After she don bind and lose demons and evil spirits.


She smiled and whispered, come f_ck me. Am like who does that. Johnny has grown smaller. Well Johnny has a mind of his own, After some expert touches, johnny rose to the occasion and was ready to bury himself alive in the wet puna.



As the action got under way, she was like slap me, slap me harder. I was like you mean f_uck harder, she slapped me, I needed no second urging I released a couple of singles on her beautiful face. Next shocker............spit on my mouth, I was still wondering, she started spitting on me, I was like where I come catch this big booty craze from? I had to return the favor. Mehn, it was the dirtiest and kinkiest sex ever. See as she dey squirt all over. Next she comot dick mask, ride me raw. God I explode.


Next morning, she was smiling sheepishly. I queried her about the raw action and she had me take her to the lab to run all sorts of test on her. She came clean though. Me, I can't run from such free and fair sex.

Lol

Booked two girls for i and my real gee , we lodge a master suit the bed was large , my girl was hot but has attitude, I mean critical attitude, we were quarreling while having sex , give her doggy , she say no , cowgirl , no , gimme head , no , only missionary, I went only one round and was not feeling her because she was just mumbling all through , I had to sleep off , day break told how I was checking out and gave her just half of the money I was supposed to pay, explained to her why I can’t pay her fully , started the car and about to drive off , the girl dive inside the car through the back door window ,like James Bond movie, mehn see live action film , since she stubborn I will teach her a lesson drove her round the whole city and out of town with my car , mehn , bae fear ooo , come begin beg say she wan come down ,

UNCLEOKORO:


I like your Grammer construction! Can I write you ?

Brother Okoro your wife dey house na leave our south African sister alone