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Fashion / Groceries And Luxury Concierge Shopping by slimmyfunke: 10:54am On Feb 27 |
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Fashion / Luxury by slimmyfunke: 10:08pm On Jan 27 |
Affordable shoes
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Fashion / Fashion Items Wholesale Deals by slimmyfunke: 9:59pm On Jan 27 |
Style is a wayto say who you are without having to speak or break a bank. Everything you need on a budget. Shop from our numerous fashion items, from mens shoes and sneakers, watches, female shoes, bags and kiddies wears. We sell in both wholesale and retail prices. Call or send a message for more information. Zibar Luxury and Style
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Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by slimmyfunke: 4:09pm On Feb 03, 2022 |
Sylviadegold96: I've dropped messages for you on whatsapp |
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by slimmyfunke: 10:50am On Feb 03, 2022 |
I'm looking for someone that already have an apartment to share, preferably on the island. Monthly payment. Please mention me if you have or knows someone that has. |
Computers / Re: Acer Laptop For Sale by slimmyfunke: 4:08pm On Nov 15, 2021 |
Computers / Re: We Sell Perfectly Working Fairly Used Laptop's screen, hard drive, ram etc here by slimmyfunke: 3:25pm On Nov 15, 2021 |
my system is not powering, was told that i need to fix the board and ram. how much does it cost? can you help me fix it ? |
Investment / Re: Etrustfund/ Thefirst & Largestentrepreneursco-operativein The World. by slimmyfunke: 4:22pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Not at all sir [quote author=workinoil post=100127749][/quote] |
Computers / Re: RE: Dell Latitude E6400 Laptop Available by slimmyfunke: 5:24pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
negotiable? |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmyfunke: 6:14am On Apr 10, 2021 |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmyfunke: 9:41pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
Can I see the picture, n do you also do payment on delivery Jasam19: |
Investment / Re: Etrustfund/ Thefirst & Largestentrepreneursco-operativein The World. by slimmyfunke: 9:12pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
No sir [quote author=workinoil post=100127749][/quote] |
Agriculture / Re: Invest In Adbond Harvest And Homes by slimmyfunke: 8:43pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Mister, if you are saying obafemi owode is a bush, then u proved yourself to be one of the people that bribed their way to graduate from university. Thank God you know am a marketer, can u confidently tell me the kind of job you do for a living? Man grow up, your likes are empty barrels, you don't have, infact you can't afford it but u are good at discouraging others from getting it. Lemme shock you, my company will never demand for a dime from you unless you go for inspection first n you like what you see. You are talking about the land being inside a bush, our almighty lekki garden city was once a bush, look at simawa today, it's slowly turning into a city. If you think obafemi owode is a bush, I have something for your class and caliber, the land is just after Amen Estate along Eleko beach road ibeju lekki, a plot there is 14m(648sqm). Lemme know when you're ready so I can book your inspection. Shalom Attit: |
Agriculture / Re: Invest In Adbond Harvest And Homes by slimmyfunke: 8:16pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Keep showing your stupidity, have you been there? How do you know the land is purely farm land? I know you are a scholar, but u lack knowledge. It's not by how many certificates or degree you have. An English man says knowledge is power, n ignorance is a disease. Put your Ego as aside, ask questions about what you don't know. You can't go far in life if you keep throwing insult at everyone. I understand that the country is hot, and d least we can do is to keep calm not transferring our aggression n frustrations to people around us. My advice for you is, find something to cool off your stress, make ur research on what Agro to Home really means, visit Adbond Harvest and Homes to read more on what the project is all about. Shalom Attit: |
Agriculture / Re: Invest In Adbond Harvest And Homes by slimmyfunke: 6:14pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
You are just a frustrated nigerian who has nothing, but still brain washed people from looking for another source of livelihood, and as far as greediness is concerned, if you think selling half plot of land for 149k in an environment that's trekkable to the main road, well lemme accept it. But my advice for u is to make inquiries from other real estate companies on how much a plot of land cost in obafemi owode, a land that after using it farming for some period of time, you can convert it into a residential home, a land where the company helps all their customer do their farming upto harvesting without charging extra cost, a land free from omo onile palava and the likes, where there's transparency in every transaction done with them. Is my company only the one selling 648sqm as a plot of land? Well if you're a realtor, you can decide to sell 2000sqm as a plot, nobody will arrest you. The advert says own a half plot of land (324sqm) for 149k, here u are talking about 140sqm, now I understand where the problem comes from. You just want to be popular, and I will support you in displaying your stupidity more. Like I said, there's no crime in asking questions, instead of bringing up theories that doesn't make sense. Never transfer your frustrations to other people, if u can't afford it, look away or u will get bleeped. Anyway, I understand your frustrations, but instead of displaying your****** on a platform like this, there are better ways to calm your mood. Shalom Attit: |
Agriculture / Re: Invest In Adbond Harvest And Homes by slimmyfunke: 12:21pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
I believe u were thought comprehension during your primary school days, but it's very obvious that you never understood the topic. From the advert, it's half plot not not full plot. If a standard plot of land is measured 648sqm, n half of it is measured 324sqm, what exactly is the issue with you? Mind you, land measurements varies in each state, maybe u can tell me the size of a standard plot of land in Lagos n Ogun state. Talking about the kinds of agro to do on it, wait till you can afford 1 hectare of land, meanwhile your mates are out there utilising their 1/4 plots on agro business. Like I said earlier, there's no crime in asking questions, stop advertising your ignorance and making a fool out of yourself. If you want me to give you connect with people that have invested and benefitted in the Agro to Home Project I will gladly do that. It's not compulsory to buy, but the least you can do is to look away, but if you are finding it difficult to look away, then it's your problem. Attit: |
Agriculture / Re: Invest In Adbond Harvest And Homes by slimmyfunke: 9:55am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Good day Mr, pls get your facts right before commenting. There's no harm in asking questions about what you don't know. It's a very bad attitude when you open someone's thread and start condemning without any fact or proof to back up your claims. Do you even understand what's meant by Agro to Home? Please make your research well before coming here to show to the world the kind of person you are. If you the price is too expensive for you, kindly look away. I know your type, you not interested in buying, yet you bad mouth it for others. If you aren't interested, do well to look away. Shalom Attit: |
Agriculture / Invest In Adbond Harvest And Homes by slimmyfunke: 10:46pm On Feb 12, 2021 |
Do you know that you too can become a land owner with sikini money? Buy a plot of farm land from Adbond Harvest and Homes with option to pay small small. Dm for details
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Investment / Re: Etrustfund/ Thefirst & Largestentrepreneursco-operativein The World. by slimmyfunke: 12:09pm On Feb 04, 2021 |
The Entrepreneurs Trust Fund (ETF) is a global platform that allows Entrepreneurs across the world to save weekly. It's the first and largest cooperative for Entrepreneurs to have access to: . Loan in 59 seconds . Weekly Earnings for being Trustworthy . Free medical, business and legal advice from experts . And many others... For more info on how to join, pls visit etrustfund.org slimmyfunke: |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmyfunke: 7:09am On Feb 04, 2021 |
I'm interested, where's your location? [quote author=Shuttuope post=98694003][/quote] |
Investment / Etrustfund/ Thefirst & Largestentrepreneursco-operativein The World. by slimmyfunke: 6:52am On Feb 04, 2021 |
The ENTREPRENEURS TRUST FUND is a platform where African entrepreneurs get access to loans with no interest, no collateral, no credit check and no paper work in approximately 59 seconds after approval. For more info dm zero nine zero831five two three six5 |
Business / Buy A Plot Of Land At Sangotedo by slimmyfunke: 11:16am On Jan 11, 2021 |
*Land Banking/Speculation* Do u want to start land banking / land speculation? This is the right time� I have an offer for you, With *N7.5M* only, you can get a plot of land behind Monastery road in Sangotedo, Lagos, Nigeria. The estate has the potential to hit *N12M* per plot before the year runs out. � Great deal. ��Land has Approved Excision �� An emerging city. �� Grossly undervalued. �� Table/ Dry land. �� Limited plots available �� On promo price at the moment. �� Free from all known government interest and acquisitions. ��Free from Omonile. �� You are the first to know, be the first to buy. Kindly key in now as ROI is High and Promising. Please call 09071671333 for more information. |
Properties / Get A Full Plot Of Land At Obafemi Owode Ogun State by slimmyfunke: 5:55am On Jan 11, 2021 |
Hello! Good Morning�. My name is Olufunke�����I am a virtual staff with an Agro to Homes project development company Adbond. And we have an amazing offer in several product packages� for our customers which we found you to be one�. A plot of land in an Agro to home� environment for as low as 220k per plot with free 220 suckers for first 550 subscribers. �️News Alert its comes with a great flexibility in payment in one of our packages for as low as #18,333mthly for just 12months. � To explore our other packages� you can ask from our e-Staffs and e-Partners You might consider it for self or your children owned first property as parents gift� as fiancial security. Likewise Cooperative Society membership purchase, Schools ownership in Farm Property for Students exposure in Agriculture, Corpers as a medium for fall back after PPA, Pensioners or Pension plans structure for company Staff, Directors and Managers. Thank you so much for taking your time to read�. To know more kindly contact me via ☎WhatsApp or Voicecall on 09071671333 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Part Time Workers Needed by slimmyfunke: 7:42am On Jan 10, 2021 |
Part workers needed. Are you looking for a legit side hustle to support your monthly income, or you are a stay at mom, or an undergraduate looking for part-time job, becoming an e-staff with Adbond Harvest and homes gives you the opportunity to work and make hundreds of thousands while you go about with your daily hustle. Click on the link below to get you onboard. https:///CRdjkasrm0K8mgk43zJTLg or whatsapp 09071671333 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Part Time Workers Needed by slimmyfunke: 9:29pm On Jan 04, 2021 |
It an online marketing job, you lands and you receive your commission immediately. No referral, registration fee and no target involved. However, your hard work qualifies you for a promotion. The lands are very affordable and also there's a payment plan for each of the package. For more info; whatsapp or call 09071671333 Petyr1: |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Part Time Workers Needed by slimmyfunke: 11:26am On Jan 04, 2021 |
Contact: 09071671333 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Part Time Workers Needed by slimmyfunke: 11:16am On Jan 04, 2021 |
Part workers needed. Are you looking for a legit side hustle to support your monthly income, or you are a stay at mom, or an undergraduate looking for part-time job, becoming an e-staff with Adbond Harvest and homes gives you the opportunity to work and make hundreds of thousands while you go about with your daily hustle. Click on the link below to get you onboard. https:///CRdjkasrm0K8mgk43zJTLg |
Properties / Re: Urgent: Pls How Much Is Half Plot Of Land Around Elepete, Ikorodu? by slimmyfunke: 6:45am On Dec 30, 2020 |
It's between 1.5- 2m peter2010: |
Properties / Re: Agents Pls What Should The Budget For A Half Plot Of Land by slimmyfunke: 11:05am On Dec 29, 2020 |
Investment / Property For Sale At Apeka Estate, Ikorodu Lagos by slimmyfunke: 10:37pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
A 60 by 120ft land. Which has on it 16m by 10m building containing: 1. 1 unit of 2 bedroom self contain 2. 2 units of a room and palour self contain Dwarf fenced all-round Documents: Survey plan and other family related documents. Asking price: #12m Call: 09071671333 for details (Modify) (Quote) (Report) (Share) |
Properties / Re: Agents Pls What Should The Budget For A Half Plot Of Land by slimmyfunke: 9:06pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
It depends on your budget, I can get you a plot at ibeju lekki for 1.2m, while at obafemi owode at 550+ for a plot as well |
Properties / Property For Sale At Apeka Estate, Ikorodu by slimmyfunke: 9:28am On Nov 07, 2020 |
A 60 by 120ft land. Which has on it 16m by 10m building containing: 1. 1 unit of 2 bedroom self contain 2. 2 units of a room and palour self contain Dwarf fenced all-round Documents: Survey plan and other family related documents. Asking price: #12m Call: 09071671333 for details |
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