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Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmyfunke: 5:08pm On Aug 16, 2020
Moso:
Abule egba
Any fault? Drop ur contact
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmyfunke: 6:43am On Aug 15, 2020
phumtadeic:
You can do better...
What's your last price? Any fault?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmyfunke: 7:49pm On Aug 14, 2020
Moso:
Selling my Lcd Tv 32inches for 25k
2usb space and 2hdmi
Nothing to fix call or chat me on what'sapp for details
08100896751
Location is lagos
20k? Where in Lagos are you
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmyfunke: 7:28pm On Aug 14, 2020
phumtadeic:
Samsung Galaxy J5 available for sale.
Model number: SM-J500FN
Price: 18k (slightly negotiable)
Location: Lekki, Lagos State.
Contact: 08157301899
10k?
PropertiesRe: Furnished Self Contain For Rent by slimmyfunke: 1:30pm On Jun 05, 2020
Please how much is it for the one that's yearly, and that of shortlet.

Pls drop ur details let's talk

Barbara007:
We. Have shared that is yearly rent no monthly rent.

The Monthly rent available is shortlet.

Thanks
PropertiesRe: Single Ensuite Room To Rent In Lekki Phase 1- 75k/quarter by slimmyfunke: 4:52pm On Jun 03, 2020
Is this still available? If yes, can I get d picture of the house.

09083152365
PropertiesRe: Furnished Self Contain For Rent by slimmyfunke: 4:41pm On Jun 03, 2020
Do you have shared flat or hostel as well, that comes with a monthly rent?
InvestmentHow To Become A Land Owner With Just 220k by slimmyfunke(op): 6:42am On May 17, 2020
Do you know that with just 220k, you can become a land owner. It's good to keep your money in banks, but when banks fails, properties will not fail you. Invest wisely. Dm for details.

FamilyRe: My Wife Wants Me To Beg For Intercourse by slimmyfunke: 9:24am On Apr 17, 2020
@ OP, pls don't allow the evil advices given here make you loose your marriage. Most of the people advising you negatively are home breakers. They tell things they can never do to their wives.

@ Op, pls understand your wife, it took her body months to prepare for the child bearing, and again u said she had d baby Tru CS, I need you to understand that her body has gone through emotional and psychological stress and it's gonna take some time before the body adjust back to its formal nature.
Another thing is that child bearing reduces sex urge in some women, maybe she falls into that category of people.
And again u said she delivered Tru CS, being a first time mum, she might be afraid that if she engage in frequent sex, maybe d stitches from the section might cut open and she wouldn't want to go through any form of surturing again.

The best solution is that you should sit her down, have a heart to heart discussion with her, let her understands that u feel she's pain she's going tru that she's not alone, encourage and support her emotionally, so that she can recover fast from the child bearing trauma.

Lastly, follow her to any govt clinic around to have her do family planing, who knows she might even be afraid of getting pregnant again while the first child is still small.

**Remember, you own your marriage and it's only u that can make the marriage work.

Shalom


Olofin2:
Our first child is 3 months old. Wife had the child through CS. During pregnancy, she stopped intercourse at 7 months. After her delivery, she agreed to sex twice recently after what looks like begging.

I'm planning to stop asking her for sex forever. I'm a playful somebody and she tries to avoid me playing with her.

Is it the childbirth that caused this?
Educational ServicesRe: Learn Graphic Design For Free by slimmyfunke: 4:41pm On Apr 12, 2020
Pls add me 09083152365
Nairaland GeneralWorst Estate Ever In Lagos by slimmyfunke(op): 3:19pm On Apr 10, 2020
The worst estate I have ever lived in Lagos is Odutola Estate in Command Ipaja Lagos. Nothing seems to be alright when it comes to roads, security and light.
When you talk about road, all the roads that leads to the estate are bad, security nko, that's worst. I could remember vividly about an incident that happened at about 7pm that fateful day, when a woman was screaming at the top of her voice, soliciting for help that somebody collected her handbag right inside the estate, the woman was running after d thief that took her bag from her, and the thief ran through the security at the gate without being apprehended by them.
What of the light in that estate, that's more worst, the transformer develops fault every week. I don't who to call the thief's here, maybe the security men or the PHCN officials in charge of the estate. If they give light for 16 hours, expect 125hours of darkness, the most annoying part of it is that, Landlords sees nothing wrong in this unfair treatment from this PHCN officials.
The landlords there are so selfish, they don't speak the same mind. Houses there are very expensive, yes nobody forced me to live there, but I think I should let other hustling lagosians who are desperately looking for a quiet environment to live in should not fall for the lies house agents will tell them about Odutola Estate.
Odutola Estate Command Ipaja Lagos is a mordernised village settlement with nothing to enjoy in it.
RomanceRe: Guys Please Stop Giving Your Money To Ladies. by slimmyfunke: 8:47am On Apr 08, 2020
Well, my advice is that if a man thinks it's a bad idea to give his gf money, let him stay on his lane, no be by force to have gf, an d to the ladies, don't allow men insults you because of the peanut they give you, find something doing, double ur hustle, invest in your life and family, and u will see men that knows and value your worth will get n after you.

God bless us all.

lanreHeda:
Then u understand......what the OP is saying men should avoid ladies with the same baehaviour as the guy in your post.........people that keep taking and never give
RomanceRe: Guys Please Stop Giving Your Money To Ladies. by slimmyfunke: 7:31am On Apr 08, 2020
I remembered vividly of how a crazy guy I met will always call me to borrow him #500, at first I felt how is #500, I can actually give the money to a beggar, but this guy keeps coming all in the name relationship asking for more. He went a step further, that whenever he wants to come to my house, he tells me to prepare food for him and he even tell me how he wants the meal to be prepared n served. So one fateful day like that, this guy calls again and said babe I'll be coming to your house o, you know my favorite, ensure you put enough animals in my soup, na im I con tell am say oga, if u are coming branch market and buy animals wey u want, I go cook am when u reach, he con tell me say im no fit but anything, shey bi I no follow am talk. When he came, he was expecting the usual, na im I con change am for am say when I asked him to buy something he said he can't, n me sef I no fit do community service work. That was the last time I hear from the guy.
So @Op what do you want to call the guy? Smart guy or Golddigger? If u think u can't spend your money on your gf, it's fine, girls sef don wake up. Even the Bible talk am, there's a time for everything, a time to take, and a time give. If u can't tell a lady to take, then don't expect any lady to give you in return.

I rest my case.

Erediauwa:
They're the one's forming "Hard man" here, but when their girlfriend's threaten them with pregnancy, they'll quickly rush to IyanaPaja to sell their fathers land just to raise funds for abortion.
RomanceRe: Guys Please Stop Giving Your Money To Ladies. by slimmyfunke: 6:53am On Apr 08, 2020
yanabasee:
Dating a woman is like engaging her to yourself.....

If I have a woman today and she ask me for money..... i will give her.....

She's my woman.. I see it as my responsibility to make her happy as she sees it as her responsibility to keep me happy...

It's always mutual.....


PS.....


Many of you guys with very minute self esteem CANNOT stand a working class girl that doesn't need a man to survive...


When you push a woman into fending for herself and she began to look for taste, class and standard in a man... You idiots will be the first to tag them as FEMINIST... If they depend on your little money, you call them GOLDDIGGERS...

Confused mofos...

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Female Typist Needed by slimmyfunke: 3:25pm On Mar 15, 2020
No phone number or email to apply
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Openings At Entefrica by slimmyfunke: 12:43pm On Jan 25, 2018
i was told communication executive position has been filled up.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Openings At Entefrica by slimmyfunke: 7:09pm On Jan 21, 2018
actually they re group of entrepreneurs that comes 2geda to promote brands, but ur training is all abt mkting deir health products. there package is quite interestn
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Openings At Entefrica by slimmyfunke: 5:32pm On Jan 21, 2018
deejay6:
Hi please any information about this coy.. ...I got a message for two days training for the position of brand activation executive starting tomorrow.. ..please any info about their pay structure and other info you may want to share
deejay6:
Hi please any information about this coy.. ...I got a message for two days training for the position of brand activation executive starting tomorrow.. ..please any info about their pay structure and other info you may want to share
deejay6:
Hi please any information about this coy.. ...I got a message for two days training for the position of brand activation executive starting tomorrow.. ..please any info about their pay structure and other info you may want to share
Its a mktng job wit a basic salary of 50k,but u wil be paid ur basic if only u meet ur target for d mnt.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Confirmation Of Mascord Hills Global Resources by slimmyfunke: 10:02am On Aug 18, 2016
@ Godson, SCAM
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 12 Basket Food Invite by slimmyfunke: 5:06pm On Jun 10, 2016
misspatsy:
Thank you
you welcome
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 12 Basket Food Invite by slimmyfunke: 10:51am On Jun 10, 2016
From Egbeda, take a bus to oshodi, den join another bus from oshodi to obalende, wen u get down to obalende, take keke going to adeniji/ sura, den drop at sura junction. Then ask people to show u the complex there office is in sura complex.
PoliticsRe: Police Spends N600m On Procurement Of Dogs by slimmyfunke: 11:27pm On Mar 10, 2016
utenwuson:
Wc criminal has d so call dog ever caught? high breed dogs na jst for fancy! or for petty thieves! real ARMED robber go jst shoot am comot
Abeg help me ask dem, ds country def don tire person.
PoliticsRe: What's The Present Situation Of Electricity In Your Area? by slimmyfunke: 11:23pm On Mar 10, 2016
Blackout in my area since monday, 200# per liter for fuel, and to see d fuel buy sef u must knw the manager or ready to pay extra #100 on the container u won use buy the fuel.
embarassedBlackout in my area since monday, 200# per liter for fuel, and to see d fuel buy sef u must knw the manager or ready to pay extra #100 on the container u won use buy the fuel.
RomanceRe: Why Dont African American Men And Carribean Men Like 2 Date African Girls? by slimmyfunke: 3:51pm On Apr 19, 2012
American men hates to date african ladies cus most african men/guys have spoilt d ladies reputation by disguising as a lady and trying to make dem magga,and most of dis men are aware dis package.

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