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Literature28/06 Dark June (friction story by slimyusup(op): 1:37pm On Jun 30, 2018
I have read some friction story here on Nairaland and also biafranbush thread about how to write friction story. this is my first, Critics and correction are allowed.

All right reserved.


Disclaimer: the story you are about to read is friction and does not represent any of the dead Victims, if it did it is pure coincidental.

May there soul rest in perfect peace. �


Title
*28/06 (DARK JUNE)*

It was a cold Thursday morning, the rain fell through the night. By 5am the newly wedded couple were already awake, getting ready to leave for Lagos by 7am so as to get back home before 7pm to avoid late night movement.

Femi and nkechi were young couple who got married recently in Lagos but travelled to Abuja for there honeymoon.

*YEARS BACK*
Femi was born in Lagos although an indigene of Ibadan, oyo state. A graduate of banking and finance, Lagos State university LASU.
He was a brilliant lad but loves women. Friends nicknamed him Casanova because he could hit anything that has ' *skirt* ' in fact he was so popular about his exploit back in the days.

While nkechi was born in enugu state but moved to Lagos at a young age due to the death of her mother. She stayed with her aunty where she attended university of Lagos and studied business administration.

Femi and nkechi both met during there 'Nysc days' and became friends afterward.

Nkechi was a very religious and ' *churchy* ' kind of lady. Who vowed not to engage in premarital *sex* till after marriage.

Femi with is theatrics and *sweet words* tried to woo her but she resisted instead invited him to her church service.

He initially refused but later succumb due to the feelings he had for her.. They became even closer than before till femi was courageous enough to ask Her out on a date and later proposed to her during there last month in there primary place of assignments. Without hesitation she said yes noticing that he was now born again.

Nkechi relatives disagreed about her marrying a Yoruba man instead of someone from the south eastern state which she came from, in fact it caused a bitter dispute between her and her aunty.
There were calls for family meeting because nkechi had earlier threatened to kill herself if she is not allowed to marry femi.
The family meeting were eventually held and after hours of deliberation, they decided to let her marry the man of her choice.

*PRESENT DAY*
Abuja is the federal capital territory of Nigeria, a place of side attraction and also haven for fun lovers.

The couple had prepared to leave there lodge hotel which they have been staying for almost A week. Lagos to Abuja by road usually takes 9 to 12 hours depending, so there best bet was to get to Lagos before 7pm to avoid movement in the night.

Femi the husband was using a 2006 model of Toyota Camry.

*Long journey begins*

*The following conversation took place during the journey*

Husband: Abuja lived up to it expectation?. he stylish asked expecting a reply

Wife: yes dear, the city is beautiful!! She replied forcefully.

Husband: what is the problem?.
Looking confused.

Wife: do you know I forgot that my gold expensive wristwatch you bought me on my birthday?.
She replied looking devastated

Husband: sweetheart I will get you a better one.

Wife: *smiles*
she breath out in relieve.

There was silence for most part of the journey when femi noticed is wife was too distracted with her phone.
He asked
Husband: What are you checking on your phone?

Wife: I am on Linda ikeji site.

Femi hurriedly responded - oh that gossip site, I wonder what you people see there.
She replied with a convincing look : I just love the site and Linda ikeji in particular, she inspires young lady to aspire for greatness.

Femi not wanting an argument hurriedly switch the discussion.

There was silence for a while
When is phone rang, it was the secretary of the organization that femi worked. a little anxious he picked, carefully listened as he was informed that he was part of the employees the organisation had recently laid off.

There was a sad expression on his face, he was fighting back the tears, till it openly defeated is eyes. While is wife was trying to calm him, he didn't notice the incoming petrol tanker around the Lagos-ibadan express way.

They both collided while the petrol tanker spilled fuel, in a *twinkle of the eyes* everywhere was on fire. The couple who knew the end was near held each other hands and screamed 'Jesus'

*The End*

#Pray for Nigeria
#one_nigeria
#united_we_stand
Christianity EtcStrange Occurrence Or Should I Forget About It? by slimyusup(op): 5:51pm On Nov 19, 2016
please I just have this stuff on my mind
last two to three years ago before we bought a new DVD, the former DVD we had was acting very funny.
on a normal day when you switch on your DVD it is suppose to display LG or any other products name but it will just display HOLY written in white colour then the background would be blue, as a family we overlooked it and continue to watch our films(although the DVD was displaying normal when we first bought it)

.... this happened some years back(2yrs to 3yrs) but the thought just kept ringing in my heart.
so I want to ask is this normal? have anyone experienced something like this before?


Lalasticlala
EducationTen Ways To Recognise A Fresher/first Year Student by slimyusup(op):
TEN WAYS TO RECOGNISE A FRESHER/FIRST YEAR STUDENT
1) Very Friendly
have you ever come across a fresher before? most are so friendly that before you say JACK they would have said DANIEL, they are so friendly you will actually think you met an angel
2) Coming Early for classes
when the timetable of a course is fixed for 8am before 7:20am the hall is almost filled up. Una no dey sleep
3) Wearing Shining cloth
Always wanting to look presentable, classy and neat.... I love that
4) Always Serious With Assignments
trust me they don't joke with assignments at all, some dey carry assignments for head like wyclef.... I know the feelings you know
5) Mr and Miss INDOMIE
this one's don't eat bread and beans from IYA ASHABI and the rest, where you basically find them is where they cook indomie and fry egg. Too much money you know, you grab my point
6) Having loads of friends while also visiting friends like excursion
7) Hyping of fees for parent
men, have seen a scenario where a parent will be ' OK I will come to your school to confirm the actually amount and the student will be like 'Dad, some one can not play with you again
8 Attending Programs on Campus
this one is of the commonest way to know a fresher they are always at any programme especially at the main auditorium sitting at the front.
9) Always wanting to form familiarity with a lecturer
10) Trust me they always look happy... you rarely find them in a bad mood.
NB: this write-up is subject to correction, debate and to critical Argument. thank you
#lasu_student
EducationRe: Joaness Frimpong Graduates With First Class In Petroleum Engineering In Ghana by slimyusup: 4:08am On Jul 11, 2016
commendable achievement shocked
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Lasu 2nd Admission List Is Out! by slimyusup: 10:19pm On Nov 05, 2015
francis maybe u check putme.lasu.edu.ng

Aspirant to know more about your course nd meet course mate follow me on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE
#LASU_NEWSLINE
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Lasu 2nd Admission List Is Out! by slimyusup: 1:01am On Jul 10, 2015
join the fastest growing page on facebook
LASU NEWSLINE
Feel free to drop your questions there.
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Lasu 2nd Admission List Is Out! by slimyusup: 4:46pm On Apr 02, 2015
to stay more updated about d admission process kindly follow LASU NEWSLINE on facebook for more info

#100lvl
#reppingINSURANCE
#Proudly lasuite
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 6:42am On Jan 31, 2015
bobbyspeed:
This is to confirm my earlier post that anoda list will be out but someone counter it that next list will be merit list for 2015/2016 but I don't want to argue. Finally I rep insurance instead of pub admin. Praise d lord
ogami sir, welcome your son to my department. All freshers should not forget to join the group page on FACEBOOK- LASU NEWSLINE nd get the latest news.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 5:14pm On Dec 18, 2014
PAYMENT OF ACCEPTANCE FEE BY FRESH STUDENTS All fresh students, (100 Level and Direct Entry) 2014/2015 set are to pay the sum of Ten Thousand naira only (N10, 000.00) acceptance fee. This payment is to be made before the commencement of the screening exercise. Evidence of payment must be attached to the documents to be screened. The date of commencement of payment is Thursday 18th December, 2014. The payment should be made into the Account details below: BANK ACCOUNT NAME ACCOUNT NO FIRST BANK LASU E-PAY Account 1000009763 UNIVERSITY MANAGEMENT
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 6:40am On Dec 18, 2014
Ellemuah:
Yups, picked UI, wts their Putme like sef?
UI na two oo shey na ibadan or ilorin goodluck.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 2:20pm On Dec 09, 2014
ANOTHER LIST IS OUT


1. December 09, 2014
2014/2015 ADMISSIONS EXERCISE - 5TH
SUPPLEMENTARY LIST 2014-2015 LASU 5TH SUPPLEMENTARY LIST_09-12-2014
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 9:10pm On Dec 08, 2014
join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE and stay updated.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 7:06pm On Dec 08, 2014
i wish you guys exam success as you are preparing for exam
@IamDejman i hail o. i heard lasu did most beautiful girl in lasu maiden edition last week.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 6:18pm On Dec 08, 2014
1. December 08, 2014
2013/2014 RAIN SEMESTER EXAMINATIONS TIME TABLE
FACULTY OF EDUCATION
FACULTY OF SCIENCE
FACULTY OF SOCIAL SCIENCES
FACULTY OF MANAGEMENT SCIENCES
FACULTY OF ARTS
SCHOOL OF TRANSPORT
FACULTY OF LAW
ADEBOLA ADEGUNWA SCHOOL OF COMMUNICATIONS
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 8:39pm On Dec 06, 2014
nma1997:
thank God o...finally admitted!....i rep English Lang
congrat. are you she/he, i remember you always asking wen will another list be out so apy for you
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 10:57pm On Dec 05, 2014
dont forget to join the group page on facebook : LASU NEWSLINE
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 9:05pm On Dec 05, 2014
Hezzyboi:
at lasu don give m ma admission ooooooo......tank God for been loyal to me
CONGRAT. abeg make una dey rite the course wey dem give una.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 8:48pm On Dec 05, 2014
olufizzy:
bro please do have the what's app group number?
nop.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 8:42pm On Dec 05, 2014
olufizzy:
I serve a Living GOD!!!I registered 11:57pm to the closing date of the post jamb,and Now I'm getting my name in the last supplemantary list,my Lord is Indeed a great one!
congrat
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 8:41pm On Dec 05, 2014
Oyetechs:
tank God i made it. . I rep sociology
congrat
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 8:40pm On Dec 05, 2014
Hewatizzle:
My God is a faithful God,admitted@last....#Rep English Language
congrt
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 8:39pm On Dec 05, 2014
abisolawtu:
u mean I can't print d admission letter out 2moro
chill we printed ours in the 3rd supp in like 4 days. so it should be monday or tuesday next week
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 8:37pm On Dec 05, 2014
For the newly admitted i say congrat to you all, you can join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 8:53pm On Dec 03, 2014
my yahoomail is not opening so i cant reply your mail when you sent them. @Ellemuah nd Mr @bobbyspeed you can send it again have changed my mail address on nairaland
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 3:24pm On Dec 03, 2014
join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE and stay updated.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 10:16pm On Dec 01, 2014
bobbyspeed:
it be like say you and klezoni dey taka (compete) for ds your fbk group wey una jez dey bump us with invitation every day.

no p we dey luk for money to runs our admission for expected final list then we go join your group. I think I SPK well. slim my lepa
lolzzz........ yes boss
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 9:27pm On Dec 01, 2014
join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE and stay updated with news about lasu.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 10:58pm On Nov 30, 2014
join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE. meet freshers and staylite.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 11:14pm On Nov 27, 2014
I SAW THIS ON MYSCHOOL ND THOUGHT TO SHARE

1marvin1 says;
notice!!! to all newly admitted candidate print your
admission letter on jamb.org.ng you will bring that on
screening next week.the date for screening will be updated
on the school portal soon.bring along necessary
documemts.if yu wer givn another course you are to pay
2500 in2 lasu acwomanliness,go 2room 6 admission
office,lasu for the account numba.if you wer given
admission in anoda skul ad yu wnt lasu ,bring letter of
rejection of admissiom frm d oda skul to lasu....i hope dis is
well undastood ad help sum1
themitope ; Are y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и̣̣̣̣̥ saying nw dat †ђξ
screening will be next week
1marvin1 ; yes,i was informed today while i
was in d admission office in lasu.
Reply
Superbabex says;
Necessary document like wat
Romancegeek; jamb original result,,waec
result along side scratch card 4
confirmation... testimonail
Reply
1marvin1 says;
documents like admission letter frm jamb,o level
result,jamb result slip,putme slip used during putme,birth
certificate or age declaration,passport,etc
Nani170 ; @marvin...do u av ani idea wif
dey r releasin anoda list b4 d screening or
afterhuh?
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 1:53pm On Nov 26, 2014
Join and interact with freshers and staylite on facebook search LASU NEWSLINE stay updated God bless.
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 11:27am On Nov 26, 2014
milly96:
nd d price?
1000 for each that 2k altogether in jamb office while outside is like 1500 for each that 3k
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by slimyusup: 10:36am On Nov 24, 2014
kleznoni:
For easy discussion with ur friends and constant update, Please like this page on fb "LASU Admission" or copy this link https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=893056800706118 U dont nid to join and be waiting for approval, all u need is to like the page......Dont dull, d page is getting interesting
guy kip tackling me lol for your mind LASU NEWSLINE nids approval abi. hola for the group nw i dey see you for myschool.com

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