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I have read some friction story here on Nairaland and also biafranbush thread about how to write friction story. this is my first, Critics and correction are allowed. All right reserved. Disclaimer: the story you are about to read is friction and does not represent any of the dead Victims, if it did it is pure coincidental. May there soul rest in perfect peace. � Title *28/06 (DARK JUNE)* It was a cold Thursday morning, the rain fell through the night. By 5am the newly wedded couple were already awake, getting ready to leave for Lagos by 7am so as to get back home before 7pm to avoid late night movement. Femi and nkechi were young couple who got married recently in Lagos but travelled to Abuja for there honeymoon. *YEARS BACK* Femi was born in Lagos although an indigene of Ibadan, oyo state. A graduate of banking and finance, Lagos State university LASU. He was a brilliant lad but loves women. Friends nicknamed him Casanova because he could hit anything that has ' *skirt* ' in fact he was so popular about his exploit back in the days. While nkechi was born in enugu state but moved to Lagos at a young age due to the death of her mother. She stayed with her aunty where she attended university of Lagos and studied business administration. Femi and nkechi both met during there 'Nysc days' and became friends afterward. Nkechi was a very religious and ' *churchy* ' kind of lady. Who vowed not to engage in premarital *sex* till after marriage. Femi with is theatrics and *sweet words* tried to woo her but she resisted instead invited him to her church service. He initially refused but later succumb due to the feelings he had for her.. They became even closer than before till femi was courageous enough to ask Her out on a date and later proposed to her during there last month in there primary place of assignments. Without hesitation she said yes noticing that he was now born again. Nkechi relatives disagreed about her marrying a Yoruba man instead of someone from the south eastern state which she came from, in fact it caused a bitter dispute between her and her aunty. There were calls for family meeting because nkechi had earlier threatened to kill herself if she is not allowed to marry femi. The family meeting were eventually held and after hours of deliberation, they decided to let her marry the man of her choice. *PRESENT DAY* Abuja is the federal capital territory of Nigeria, a place of side attraction and also haven for fun lovers. The couple had prepared to leave there lodge hotel which they have been staying for almost A week. Lagos to Abuja by road usually takes 9 to 12 hours depending, so there best bet was to get to Lagos before 7pm to avoid movement in the night. Femi the husband was using a 2006 model of Toyota Camry. *Long journey begins* *The following conversation took place during the journey* Husband: Abuja lived up to it expectation?. he stylish asked expecting a reply Wife: yes dear, the city is beautiful!! She replied forcefully. Husband: what is the problem?. Looking confused. Wife: do you know I forgot that my gold expensive wristwatch you bought me on my birthday?. She replied looking devastated Husband: sweetheart I will get you a better one. Wife: *smiles* she breath out in relieve. There was silence for most part of the journey when femi noticed is wife was too distracted with her phone. He asked Husband: What are you checking on your phone? Wife: I am on Linda ikeji site. Femi hurriedly responded - oh that gossip site, I wonder what you people see there. She replied with a convincing look : I just love the site and Linda ikeji in particular, she inspires young lady to aspire for greatness. Femi not wanting an argument hurriedly switch the discussion. There was silence for a while When is phone rang, it was the secretary of the organization that femi worked. a little anxious he picked, carefully listened as he was informed that he was part of the employees the organisation had recently laid off. There was a sad expression on his face, he was fighting back the tears, till it openly defeated is eyes. While is wife was trying to calm him, he didn't notice the incoming petrol tanker around the Lagos-ibadan express way. They both collided while the petrol tanker spilled fuel, in a *twinkle of the eyes* everywhere was on fire. The couple who knew the end was near held each other hands and screamed 'Jesus' *The End* #Pray for Nigeria #one_nigeria #united_we_stand |
please I just have this stuff on my mind last two to three years ago before we bought a new DVD, the former DVD we had was acting very funny. on a normal day when you switch on your DVD it is suppose to display LG or any other products name but it will just display HOLY written in white colour then the background would be blue, as a family we overlooked it and continue to watch our films(although the DVD was displaying normal when we first bought it) .... this happened some years back(2yrs to 3yrs) but the thought just kept ringing in my heart. so I want to ask is this normal? have anyone experienced something like this before? Lalasticlala |
TEN WAYS TO RECOGNISE A FRESHER/FIRST YEAR STUDENT 1) Very Friendly have you ever come across a fresher before? most are so friendly that before you say JACK they would have said DANIEL, they are so friendly you will actually think you met an angel 2) Coming Early for classes when the timetable of a course is fixed for 8am before 7:20am the hall is almost filled up. Una no dey sleep 3) Wearing Shining cloth Always wanting to look presentable, classy and neat.... I love that 4) Always Serious With Assignments trust me they don't joke with assignments at all, some dey carry assignments for head like wyclef.... I know the feelings you know 5) Mr and Miss INDOMIE this one's don't eat bread and beans from IYA ASHABI and the rest, where you basically find them is where they cook indomie and fry egg. Too much money you know, you grab my point 6) Having loads of friends while also visiting friends like excursion 7) Hyping of fees for parent men, have seen a scenario where a parent will be ' OK I will come to your school to confirm the actually amount and the student will be like 'Dad, some one can not play with you again 8 Attending Programs on Campus this one is of the commonest way to know a fresher they are always at any programme especially at the main auditorium sitting at the front. 9) Always wanting to form familiarity with a lecturer 10) Trust me they always look happy... you rarely find them in a bad mood. NB: this write-up is subject to correction, debate and to critical Argument. thank you #lasu_student |
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francis maybe u check putme.lasu.edu.ng Aspirant to know more about your course nd meet course mate follow me on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE #LASU_NEWSLINE |
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to stay more updated about d admission process kindly follow LASU NEWSLINE on facebook for more info #100lvl #reppingINSURANCE #Proudly lasuite |
bobbyspeed:ogami sir, welcome your son to my department. All freshers should not forget to join the group page on FACEBOOK- LASU NEWSLINE nd get the latest news. |
PAYMENT OF ACCEPTANCE FEE BY FRESH STUDENTS All fresh students, (100 Level and Direct Entry) 2014/2015 set are to pay the sum of Ten Thousand naira only (N10, 000.00) acceptance fee. This payment is to be made before the commencement of the screening exercise. Evidence of payment must be attached to the documents to be screened. The date of commencement of payment is Thursday 18th December, 2014. The payment should be made into the Account details below: BANK ACCOUNT NAME ACCOUNT NO FIRST BANK LASU E-PAY Account 1000009763 UNIVERSITY MANAGEMENT |
Ellemuah:UI na two oo shey na ibadan or ilorin goodluck. |
ANOTHER LIST IS OUT 1. December 09, 2014 2014/2015 ADMISSIONS EXERCISE - 5TH SUPPLEMENTARY LIST 2014-2015 LASU 5TH SUPPLEMENTARY LIST_09-12-2014 |
join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE and stay updated. |
i wish you guys exam success as you are preparing for exam @IamDejman i hail o. i heard lasu did most beautiful girl in lasu maiden edition last week. |
1. December 08, 2014 2013/2014 RAIN SEMESTER EXAMINATIONS TIME TABLE FACULTY OF EDUCATION FACULTY OF SCIENCE FACULTY OF SOCIAL SCIENCES FACULTY OF MANAGEMENT SCIENCES FACULTY OF ARTS SCHOOL OF TRANSPORT FACULTY OF LAW ADEBOLA ADEGUNWA SCHOOL OF COMMUNICATIONS |
nma1997:congrat. are you she/he, i remember you always asking wen will another list be out so apy for you |
dont forget to join the group page on facebook : LASU NEWSLINE |
Hezzyboi:CONGRAT. abeg make una dey rite the course wey dem give una. |
olufizzy:nop. |
olufizzy:congrat |
Oyetechs:congrat |
Hewatizzle:congrt |
abisolawtu:chill we printed ours in the 3rd supp in like 4 days. so it should be monday or tuesday next week |
For the newly admitted i say congrat to you all, you can join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE. |
my yahoomail is not opening so i cant reply your mail when you sent them. @Ellemuah nd Mr @bobbyspeed you can send it again have changed my mail address on nairaland |
join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE and stay updated. |
bobbyspeed:lolzzz........ yes boss |
join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE and stay updated with news about lasu. |
join the group page on facebook just search LASU NEWSLINE. meet freshers and staylite. |
I SAW THIS ON MYSCHOOL ND THOUGHT TO SHARE 1marvin1 says; notice!!! to all newly admitted candidate print your admission letter on jamb.org.ng you will bring that on screening next week.the date for screening will be updated on the school portal soon.bring along necessary documemts.if yu wer givn another course you are to pay 2500 in2 lasu acwomanliness,go 2room 6 admission office,lasu for the account numba.if you wer given admission in anoda skul ad yu wnt lasu ,bring letter of rejection of admissiom frm d oda skul to lasu....i hope dis is well undastood ad help sum1 themitope ; Are y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и̣̣̣̣̥ saying nw dat †ђξ screening will be next week 1marvin1 ; yes,i was informed today while i was in d admission office in lasu. Reply Superbabex says; Necessary document like wat Romancegeek; jamb original result,,waec result along side scratch card 4 confirmation... testimonail Reply 1marvin1 says; documents like admission letter frm jamb,o level result,jamb result slip,putme slip used during putme,birth certificate or age declaration,passport,etc Nani170 ; @marvin...do u av ani idea wif dey r releasin anoda list b4 d screening or after ? |
Join and interact with freshers and staylite on facebook search LASU NEWSLINE stay updated God bless. |
milly96:1000 for each that 2k altogether in jamb office while outside is like 1500 for each that 3k |
kleznoni:guy kip tackling me lol for your mind LASU NEWSLINE nids approval abi. hola for the group nw i dey see you for myschool.com |
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