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SOURCE : http://.com/2013/04/a-picture-of-jamie-foxx-kissing-samuel.html

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onthefence: I have not had BIS network since yesterday. Anyone with similar problem?

been having the same problem too....each time i send STATUS to 777 it keep saying network congestion

Double194: Is he crying?

YES HE IS!!!!!

Source : http://.com/2013/04/ladies-will-you-rock-this-hairstyle.html

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Gambia’s President, Yahya Jammeh, sent a stern warning to gays and lesbians while speaking before the country’s Parliament in Banjul. Yes, The Freedom newspaper made note that Jammeh confirmed that any chances of him exercising any tolerance towards alternative styles of boo loving are next to nil.
Jammeh declared:

“Homosexuality is anti-humanity. I have never seen homosexual chicken, or turkey. If you are convicted of homosexuality in this country, there will be no mercy for offenders. We will put you in the female wing of the prison.”

Meanwhile, Jammeh went on with his anti-gay rant though, of course:

“We want the population to grow. There will be children in this country. Homosexuality is anti-God, anti-human, and anti-civilization. Homosexuals are not welcome in the Gambia. If we catch you, you will regret why you are born. I have buffaloes from South Africa and Brazil and they never date each other. We are ready to eat grass but we will not compromise on this. Allowing homosexuality means allowing satanic rights. We will not allow gays here.”

SOURCE : http://.com/2013/04/ive-never-seen-gay-chickens-or.html

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gej messed up for that pardon he granted to those theives.....for more gist around the world visit gistbank

A distraught mom died and her 10-month-old child was injured this afternoon after she grabbed the tot and leapt from a eighth-story Harlem window, sources said.
Cindy Bacharach, 44, had been arguing with her husband, Hal Bacharach, 48, at The Sutton co-op at 147th Street and Bradhurst Avenue when she jumped from her apartment window, according to cops.
A shaken witness said their son, Keston, miraculously survived the plunge by landing on his mother’s chest.
The Columbia educated attorney with the New York State Supreme Court, Bacharach was declared dead at the scene. Her husband had already left the apartment before her leap.
The toddler was rushed to Harlem Hospital and remains in a stable condition.

“I heard a scream, a scared scream,” said witness Steven Dominguez, 18, of Harlem. “I noticed a woman was falling. As she was coming down, she was coming down on her back. I saw the baby bounce on her chest and fall to the concrete. The baby started crying.”
A pair of cops happened to be sitting in a squad car near the scene and witnessed the fall.
Sources said Bacharach suffered from acute postpartum depression and left behind a largely incomprehensible 7-page suicide note.

We are more than glad that the baby has survived the fall up to this point, and hopefully he will make a full recovery. The mother however, she’s a selfish beyotch and deserves whatever kind of hot and torturous afterlife she gets.

source: http://bossip.com/742208/jesus-take-the-wheel-ny-lawyer-jumps-from-8th-story-window-with-baby-son-in-her-arms-43081/
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it's just amazing how signature can say a lot

dis is intresting

this is creativity!!!!!!!

Mcleo007:

Now, don't mind my jesting oooo. I was wondering same too. About some weeks ago, i sought to give the programme a lil try after making little success off their ads programme. Hence, I linked my twitter handle with my addynamo account hoping to make some decent cash through the platform, but low and behold, all i get is an incessant and daily email from them hinting that i file up a twitter campaign for an advertiser that has been provided for me. But then, in as much as one can't authoritatively claim the programme is a faus, we can only suggest the programme is at its 'beta' stage and has not been thoroughly developed. I hope they at addynamo look into this as soon as possible.

Thought I was d only one in dis dilenma.....seems like a scam to me though

PLS I WANT TO KNOW IF ANYBODY HAS MADE MONEY BY TWEETING THROUGH AD DYNAMO.....because AM GETTING REALLY CONFUSED.....I KEEP ON DRAFTING TWEETS FOR THEM.....STILL THEY DON'T PAY ME....I WANT TO KNOW IF THE PROGRAM IS A SCAM AND IF NOT A SCAM.....HOW DOES IT WORK

He wants OUT!
Michael Jackson's older brother Jermaine Jackson filed
paperwork in court Tuesday to legally change his
name!
Ooh, ooh! We wonder what fabulously exotic new
moniker he will choose?
Bartholomew Guggenheim? Vincent van Yo? Henry
McTurkeysausage?
How about.... Jermaine Jacksun?
Uhhh, what's the point of that? To distance himself
from the family, but just a little?
Sounds like his days of living in MJ's shadow are
definitely coming to an end middle!
It's hard to believe a man who named his son
Jermajesty would be so cavalier about this sort of
thing.
JJ's reps defended the move in a statement, claiming
"artistic reasons."

http://.co.uk/2012/11/michael-jacksons-older-brother-jermaine.html

Many celebs have a passion for designing clothing, but
Brad Pitt is among the first we've encountered with a
hankering to design furniture.
The 48-year-old has teamed up with New Jersey-based
furniture maker Frank Pollaro to create 12 designs
consisting of tables, chairs and a bed, which can
be seen between November 13 and 15 in New York.
Pitt explained that his fascination with furniture design
began after discovering the work of architects like
Charles Rennie Mackintosh and Frank Lloyd
Wright. He revealed his hobby's origin by saying:
"I've been doodling ideas for buildings and
furniture since the early 1990s, when I first
discovered Mackintosh and Frank Lloyd Wright.
Actually, I found Wright in college, when looking
for a lazy two-point credit to get out of French. It
forever changed my life."
And even though his works will be going on sale for
about $45,000 each, the actor is modest about his
newest career aspirations.
When asked about what it's like to officially become
the
designer he's always wanted to be, he replied, "Let's
not get ahead of ourselves."
His collaborator, on the other hand, suggested, "I think
we'll be doing this for a long time."
Either way, Mr. Pitt's talent never ceases to amaze us.

http://.co.uk/2012/11/brad-pitt-establishes-furniture-business.html

Jay-Z's got 99 problems but Mitt Romney ain't one!
Although we're seriously concerned about those other
problems. If Jay's got 99 problems then how many
does that leave for the rest of us?
The answer is a lot!!!
The rapper performed before Barack Obama in
Columbus, Ohio, Monday.
Needless to say - the performance was EPIC!!!
If this won't convince those pesky undecided voters
then we doubt anything will.

http://.co.uk/2012/11/jay-zs-got-99-problems-but-mitt-romney.html

Chris has some very very bad friends

joeydozzy: If they actually used these two in a movie, it won't sell

Yes the movie will be a big flop

joeydozzy: If they actually used these two in a movie, it won't sell

Yes the movie will be a big flop

Luv luv rihanna....she should not b with chris brown

Chris brown loves violence.....just hope he does not beat rihanna again......

Shine that bat signal of love! Shine it!!
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were clawing their
way through the Halloween festivities as Batman and
Catwoman in Miami Beach Wednesday night.
Me-Ow!
Arriving at LIV in a gold Lamborghini, Kimye lit up the
night with their crime-fighting presence. But they
didn't go alone -- Kourtney Kardashian joined in the
comic fun as Batgirl with baby-daddy Scott Disick as
her Robin.
Before they made their debut though, Kimmy
tweeted:November 1, 2012
And you know Jonathan Cheban was with them too, as
the spOOk-tacular Riddler. If you'll remember, Cheban
and Kimmy took a page out of the DC world last year
too, dressing as Robin and Poison Ivy.
What's next year gonna look like?? Mr. Freeze and
Harley Quinn?

SoURCE: http://.co.uk/2012/11/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-expose-their.html

I can't see d baby ooo

Taliban chris brown.....

Chris Brown might've been caught cozying up with
Rihanna on Saturday night, as his other ex, Karrueche
Tran moved her shiz out of his house, but neither were
around on Tuesday night!
Breezy was spotted hitting up Supperclub in El Lay for
Brandy's Two Eleven album release party, which he's
featured on!
While Chris didn't have either of his exes by his side
that
night, he partied with Jamie Foxx and Brandy's bro Ray
J and allegedly, was getting super close on the dance
floor with some clubgoers!
One partier took to Twitter to describe her night with
Chris, tweeting:shooting her music video for
Diamonds!
As for Karrueche's whereabouts? She tweeted she was
having a festive pumpkin carving party, LOLz!
Guess the Put It Down crooner was just looking to
have
a night out and support Brandy -- without getting
caught
up in any dramz with either of the ladiez!!

http://.co.uk/2012/10/chris-brown-goes-solo-at-supperclub.html