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Family / Re: Super Eagles Star, Samuel Chukwueze Loses Grand Mother by Sluacoast(m): 12:13pm On Apr 03
May her soul rest in peace
Crime / Re: Man Lounging In His Balcony Shot Dead In Abeokuta by Sluacoast(m): 5:42am On Apr 02
I hate it to open nairaland and read bad news everyday. What's going on
Why can't you guys skip bad News and share only information without death etc. Argh
Religion / Re: Lady Caught Deleting Nude After Sharing It During Church Service (photos, video) by Sluacoast(m): 7:08pm On Mar 18
Why would you poke nose into someone private life. I blame the lady for being careless. She might be probably sending it to her husband who knows. But whenever she did. I can't blame her. It's her life so next time be very careful and vigilant with whatever sensitive information you're operating on in an open area
Romance / Re: Couples' All You Need To Know About Early Morning Sex by Sluacoast(m): 2:56pm On Mar 17
Lol, you wan go suck gbola for around 4-5am. My sister na piss your oga go pour full your no mouth.😆
Romance / Re: Me And Gf Engaged ( Pics) by Sluacoast(m): 2:47pm On Mar 17
You guys look beautiful together. Wishing you both a happy home. Congratulations
Politics / Re: Army Declares Manhunt For Killers Of 16 Soldiers In Okuoma, Delta; Few Arrested by Sluacoast(m): 2:43pm On Mar 17
My condolences to the families of the decease soldiers. Sigh 😞

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Crime / Re: £400,000 Fraud: Three Nigerians Jailed in UK by Sluacoast(m): 10:04am On Mar 16
otipoju:
Whereas it's much easier to make a honest living with peace of mind and no fear of police coming to knock or breakdown your door one day.

Parents teach your children contentment froma very early age. It will save you and them a lot of shame in future.


In our house 97 times out of 100, we had very good food and decent clothes. However if we had only garri left, we drank it with pride and joy without complaining.

Till today, I go oppress your range over with my Toyota.Your Louis vitton no fit fine pass my Reebock or Puma for my eye. I no send your papa message.

No go hustle. Dey cap

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Sports / Re: Avoid Watching Sunday AFCON Final If You Have Cardiovascular Conditions – Expert by Sluacoast(m): 10:16pm On Feb 10
Even saying this is already making us fear
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Dies After His Wife Slept With Her Ex-Boyfriend 2 Days After Wedding by Sluacoast(m): 11:49am On Feb 10
I have no remorse for him. Why take your own life over something you have little or no control of. She made her decision so you were supposed to dump her ass..I know it's difficult but suicide wasn't the right way to go about it. Now she'll be enjoying her life and maybe also whoring around lol
Romance / Re: See What Online Loan App Did To This Girl. by Sluacoast(m): 5:03pm On Feb 01
Obierika:


You are a bloody liar!

This was not done by a loan app!

How did they get her full length pic?!

Be like you be learner for this field
Loan app can go to any length in other to collect their money. Then why do you think that getting a picture of their debtors will be difficult for them. Even if they don't have access to your account.. remember u took a selfie picture when collecting the loan. They already have your full account information from your name. Some might even search your name on Facebook, Instagram and etc since they already know what you look like and destroy you lol

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Crime / Re: Drug Dealers Breaking Into Graves To Steal Skeleton For "Demonic" Drugs by Sluacoast(m): 11:28am On Jan 06
EreluRoz:
Sad

Kudos to my parents for a job well done. You can never catch any of us doing shits, not even alcohol that seems normal to the society.

97% of modern youths are into drugs and others, very sad.

Nairaland is one of their haven where they vent out their drug induced frustrations.

Be like una be omo get inside
Travel / Re: Beautiful Christmas Decoration In New York by Sluacoast(m): 9:55am On Dec 25, 2023
marlow1962:
Can never happen in Nigeria.
In 2023 (now entering 2024), Africans are yet to test 1% of civilization and that's a very big shame.

Lol. You mentioned Nigeria and Africa in the same statement. I guess you initially wanted to pour your anger on how myopic and backwardness the current state of Nigeria has been going so far. But always be specific with your words. Other countries has developed more than this stage. I shouldn't be mentioning names. Have you ever travel to south Africa. Go to Cape Verde, Tunisia, Morroco and Angola. Then you'd come back and edit your Post.. thank you

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Family / Re: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by Sluacoast(m): 11:23am On Nov 30, 2023
julybaba:
With the introduction of this test kit, it is now easy to carry out DNA testing from the comfort of your homes.

How many new generations marriages can survive this ?

Do you think this kit should be banned ? 😀😀😀


Haba. Una wan destroy people homes o..all the hidings of 20 years go expose today 😂😂


Romance / Re: How My Boss Tried To Discourage My Husband From Marrying Me – Helen Paul by Sluacoast(m): 7:44am On Nov 28, 2023
Zonefree:
So, what are we going to do with this information

It's like an encouragement.. never be discouraged by what people say. A lot of people might have fallen down because of statement like this.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zoleka, Nelson Mandela’s Granddaughter Dies Of Cancer At 43 by Sluacoast(m): 9:48pm On Sep 26, 2023
I know death is inevitable but I want this phase of going through the media only to jam one kind dead news. Abeg make people stop to die or make una post less terrible and terrifying news. This country has already dealth with it citizen enough already
Sports / Re: C. Ronaldo Misses Out On Ballon D'or Shortlist For The First Time In 20 Years by Sluacoast(m): 10:48am On Sep 07, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool He's making his mulla in Saudi. So?
Abi. But a professional player like Ronaldo shouldn't have a problem with his finances. Even if e no go this Arab league. The guy is loaded. But Arab call is so difficult to ignore.


Forget, money dey football. Even ritualist dey learn for where football dey
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Strongly Rejecting The Girl I Want To Marry by Sluacoast(m): 10:51pm On Aug 21, 2023
Brother. Don't argue with your mama. If she says you shouldn't marry from there. You can kindly obey or follow your own decision and leave the rest of your life with it
Family / Re: Married And Engaged Couples: How Did He Propose? by Sluacoast(m): 7:01pm On Aug 12, 2023
SamuelLoch:


Really?! This is why ladies slap them grin

Of all reasons, na "accusation of theft" all of them fit plan. Totally unacceptable!
Some persons witnessed the guy accusing her and didn't wait to watch the drama till the end. Some might record half of the event and post that they caught a fine girl that stole dollars in church.

Yes, you're right about some people leaving earlier and may end of sharing an incomplete stories to other people. But this took another turn.. people were happy for them, Some were taking pictures, chanting, yelling. That was such a fun day you know. I'm thinking about doing mine in such way. But not that theft o 😂😂
Family / Re: Married And Engaged Couples: How Did He Propose? by Sluacoast(m): 5:41pm On Aug 12, 2023
I'm still a single young man. I'm almost approaching my 30s. But I'd love to share with you guys the most romantic marriage proposal I've ever witnessed.

I never believe this dude did all these, honestly speaking. What if things never worked as planned and she ended up turning down is proposal, Well, let me quickly elaborate before I bored you guys with an unsolicited epistle.🤗

Well, I was returning from a church service on a very sunny day. The church dismisses and everybody were in a hurry to go home. I heard someone Shouting at the top of his voice inside the church premises. He said someone stole is money which he claimed were in dollar from his bag. He immediately made an order that nobody is allowed to leave the premises. Did you believe he went directly to this lady. Telling her that she was the one who stole his money. That lady was terrified. People were just looking at them. This was going on for the past 20 mins. She tried to explain that she knows nothing about any stolen dollar. The dude immediately order her to check her bag. Behold, there was a black small shining bag inside her bag. She started stuttering. How come. People almost started calling her names that she's a thief.

Before you know what's happening. A handsome young man walked into the church premises and told her to open the bag. I don't know what got into her but it seems obviously that she has gotten a clear glance of what this is all about. Immediately she opened it. She found a ring and the dude went down on his kneels to propose. Omo, una go fear clapping and jubilation. On a second thought I felt this whole marriage proposal saga was fixed and rigged. It looks kind of fictional but I believe that was an entertaining scene to witnessed. Thank you

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Music/Radio / Re: Tory Lanez Sentenced To 10 Years : A Deeper Look Into The Verdict by Sluacoast(m): 8:09pm On Aug 10, 2023
bisinah:


https://www.primebusiness.africa/tory-lanez-sentenced-to-10-years-a-deeper-look-into-the-verdict/

Well deserved punishment. The verdict even pity the fool. He should have gotten more than 10yrs. At least 40yrs. Fool

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Family / Re: My 17th Wedding Anniversary Today And Getting Stronger by Sluacoast(m): 1:31am On Jun 18, 2023
U see that number 2 very important. Don't stop communicating with your women. Even when in distress pls try to call her and explain things to her. I've been in that shoe because your silent might feels u don't value her in your worst period. Communication is the key to a successful relationship/marriage

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Romance / Re: Help My Neighbor's Wife Wants Me To Impregnate Her by Sluacoast(m): 7:17pm On May 24, 2023
Don't dig your own grave with your hands. She's luring you because she's lonely and she needs someone around her since her hubby is mostly not around. My brother don't start what you cannot finish. There's a lot of single women out there. Don't fall for her gimmicks

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Family / Re: Sperm Donor Who Fathered 550 Children Ordered To STOP (Photo) by Sluacoast(m): 10:07am On Apr 29, 2023
When too much of something becomes an havoc. How can only you have all this children
Romance / Do You Have Any Skin Disorder. by Sluacoast(m): 7:52pm On Mar 26, 2023
Hi fellow nairaland. I'm a skin care therapist. I run a cosmetics. Believe me if you're struggling with any skin reaction, pimples, eczema, acne. Cream reaction on your body. You can send a message or call me I will be in touch with you shortly. Your skin care is my priority. Call this line and I will deliver my product to any part you live in Nigeria. Please Patronize me or recommend me to anyone you know struggling in maintaining their skin

Call or chat me on WhatsApp with this Number 08093564763. Remain blessed!
Health / Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Sluacoast(m): 7:46pm On Mar 26, 2023
Ehinjuola:
Hello NLders.....

I have this issue I'm dealing with which seems to be taking ages now.

There are these stubborn black spots in my face which refuse to go after using different antibacterial creams yet the spots are still much visible, will have to wait till dark before I go out.

I run a cosmetics. If you're ready. You can DM me. I will take care of this in no Time


Op. I'm a skin Care therapist. I run a cosmetics. There's a black organic soap I will give to you.
Help! , its really killing me slowly as well as demoralized me. Even my confidence is no more there as I typed this.

In between I'm oily skin person.
Sports / Re: Continued Corruption: Barcelona Charged Over Payments To Former Referees Chief by Sluacoast(m): 9:53pm On Mar 10, 2023
If they're found guilty. They should be punished for taking advantages of others sport teams. This is a big case and should be treated immediately.

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Romance / Today's My Birthday Nairaland by Sluacoast(m): 8:26am On Mar 09, 2023
Good morning to all my beautiful fellow Nigerians and acquaintance from nairaland. Today's my birthday. Could you take a moment to wish me an appealing birthday messages. It Been hell for me for the past few month and this new year to be honest. but I'm glad I'm still alive and still scaling through. God bless you all friends.

My account dey down here if una feel like sending me goodies. Enjoy your day buds x

2092186875 Uba Bank
Romance / Re: 71-Year-Old Kenyan Man Dies During Sex With A 22-Year-Old Lover by Sluacoast(m): 9:34pm On Jan 28, 2023
MITCHELL96:
What a way to die 🤦‍♂️

71 years old man having coitus with a 22 year old girl? 😒

71-22= 49 😒

Meaning, this man is old enough to be this girl's father and the girl his daughter.

Instead of him to be carrying his grand kids and focus on living a righteous life he say na $ex he want 😒

I give up on this world!

The girl is Old enough to be with whoever to chooses to be with same goes the man. Make you face front mind your business
Nairaland / General / Re: You Can Now Use Any Keyboard Emoji On Nairaland by Sluacoast(m): 10:04pm On Jan 21, 2023
NairaIand:
Na lie jor
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Yay!!!! It's true ooooooo

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Crime / Re: I Sell Hemp To Survive, HIV Patient Begs, Jailed by Sluacoast(m): 11:09pm On Dec 14, 2022
Herbephe1:



Yeah proper lightening of the clippers, but how could hair brush transmit HIV??
You don't know if someone has an injury on his hair. For example. He has a cut while shaving. There's actually no way most barber can sterilize their brush or they don't even do it. Perhaps HIV virus cannot survive outside that long. It'll die off. But imagine if an infected person made use of the brush and the Barber applied same on you when you're making a shaved on his shop. There's a huge chance of transmission. So get your own brush. E no cost anything

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