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[quote author=Okija_juju]Who get 4inch dickoder?

I hope say na radius be that and not length... [/quote]Nna, nawa o ...
Two nairaland celebrities sharing one nollywood celebrity.
Yuzedo+OkijaJuju=Rita Dominic!

[quote author=Okija_juju]_{Okon!! Go buy me Vaseline for that Aboki shop quick quick before that, bring me the tetmosol soap for toilet...} [/quote]No make Yuzedo catch you o oga.
But this Okija Juju be family na... Nna, nawa o o ... I no come understand some married men again for this online forum.

May the gods of your fore fathers help you oga.

yuzedo: OYOYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chai Rita swerry, all i have is your. Why won't you come to me?

but you said she is ugly the other day.
Now, Okija Juju don snatch her from you! He don send Okon for vaseline for Aboki shop.

passionate88: Nice legs

hope Yuzedo will accept her again!

musKeeto: Jesus has competition.

meaning what?
What are you insinuating!
Poor Pagan!

And how does that reduce the price of garri in the market!

This kind life sef!

yuzedo: welllllll I don't care anymore! If ur boyfrend is more sexier and more gooder luken dan me did he have a banana iceland man shun? Did he have 18inches + more?! U poeple have hot my filling in dis websight cos I bring old piture of wen af not eattttt mony. am living, bye. I only wanted to make a sweet babes happy. But u poeple are just jelos cos am reach!! BYE!!!! mod plis take note. SlyIg, slimyam lagusta, brown new + all d orile jelos bois have chase me from dis grate websight! I GIVEUPPPP!!!

Chiff Chiff! Biko o... Don't leave please. Nairaland will be boring without you.

Let me confess Pls, whenever i come to nairaland, i visit all your post so as to get to all the threads you've visited. Pls don't give up on your fans pls. I apologise on behalf of "them". Thank you'

yuzedo: Swerry wuz dis?! Das me wen af not eat mony and pack inside banana iceland plis belief me. Am reach now. Dis me now. Af stop useing dudu osun soap. Am now a sexy bois!

chiff chiff! I believe you sir.

yuzedo: Bro, dis wot [size=14pt]23hrs 79mins[/size] of had work evryday in side my banana iceland undergrand jim can do. Maybe one day u can be like me if u work had. Ladys are free to hola. tenk.

this Yuzedo Ugly wel wel o o !
We give up! ! !

Ok

Rap maestro: See humbleness... Which one of our 'polyteachyarn' can allow their pikin to go out at all?

no be small "humbleness". Humility is jealous!

Policewoman: TONTO had better start saving her money now. No be when e go happen, dem go wan make i begin contribute d small salary wey Govt dey pay me.

Policewoman, i no kw say you mouth bad reach this o ... Lolsss...

Goodcare: see passion in my heart

Yea, we all got the passion but no money. Nairalanders who are in need of ordinary N200 to recharge their phone and get free Mb?

This is absolutely a very wrong contact.

My one and only Chiff. Sweetus Oyoyo of Banana Eyesland. Whoever that hates you is simply wasting away his or her happiness.

We recognize your presence here on this forum and we really appreciate it. Keep keeping it real joor.

Don't mind the haters. Keep doing your thing your own way. You got fans who are following you.

#Team Yuzedo, we will never give up!

gerrardomendes: u want give me mouthfully transmitted disease? wen last u brush?

this one no need spoon o . Try am with ofe egusi.

If not to attack Amaechi, is she there to reduce the price of garri for the poor masses?

Ok

Amaechi doesn't have your time for now, let him finish with the problem at hand and he will turn to you.

Stupidd officer in the N20 order. You think Amaechi is your play mate!

Spirit1: STIGMA?? What stigma are you talking about

the stigma of a flower! Idiott... Don't heed to advice.

How does this affect the price of garri in Eke Awka from N500/painter. Mtweeeeeeew...

Garri still remains N500 at Eke Awka! Rubbish...

[quote author=bbpreye.]Garri remains the best food one can get.
Genetically modified Garri wont work.

''Garri is the best
I dont eat the rest
You can put it to a test
Oh my Garri is the best''[/quote]Up Garrilanders! Despite all the fight on this forum against Garri, it still remains the best. We won the fight! Long Live the Garri People Association.

ebamma 3: Thank God garri is not among them

i thanks God too dear. Abasi anam oboho.

caribchic: I use hotmail and it isn't there at all

All private messages Pm sent from nairaland goes straight to your mail box.

yuzedo: omo, dis rita dummynick ugly well well o!

WE GIVE UP! ! !

timpaker:
Did someone deflate the breazt? I never knew Yezudo teeth has pin

He has many questions to answer here my bros.
#Team Yuzedo, we give up!

Where is Yuzedo?
And what has he got to say about this picture?
Or is he still looking for his vaseline?
Someone should enter his Banana Island mansion and call him here please. His attention is seriously needed!

Go to your mail box e.g yahoomail or gmail,check your msg from there.

My choice is 'taste of diamond'. The most costly champagne!
Dj, please change the music to 'pop something' please... Thank you.

Nothing more or less than UNLIKE button!

Ajasnoop: If she has brazillian hair on her head next week, we will know what happened to the money

If you grow up in a badt AREA, you'll know that things like this happen everyday. Don't attach anything to it cos some jazz guys d full town!