Tallesty1:
Always Late, just like naija police.


Make sure yu have ear-drop b4 u start listening to it.


falconey
blackett
misshoree
mizmycoli
tosnye2much
missclassy
naijaboiy
ggrin
richiey
neldrizzy
epathra
rapzino
sarima
priscaoge
unibenstudent
bunsky
xcapizt
amberqueen
nneka123
Mznelly.
Origin101

falconey:




WTF?

Oh sorry yes you can!

Wait, is this the Miss Nairaland competition?

falconey:
you can call me a PERVERT, big butt lover or any sort of names but my VOTE goes to the goddess herself MISS ROKIATU.


Babe you may tell me to kiss your ass but am pretty sure I will fall in love and you will never get rid of me.

I/mysel/me MR FALCONEY IDIMOBALO.

Pervert! Big butt lover, vapid insipid sissyphelean whelp

ronald4lif:



Boss, let's not attract ban again biko. The mods pardon me and I don't want to go back to the gulag. It appears such language attracts ban. "Oh, ich wusste nicht, dass man auf sie hatte die augen". As per what you said I'll retrace my steps. No worries.

ronald4lif:


Ich lebe in England und meine frau ist eine Deutsche. Ich gebe vor, da ich nicht ein baby baby liebe nur so kann ich hier flirten haben.

BIOLOGY PRACTICAL SPECIMEN
GROUP I
specimen A: twig of mango plant
specimen B; twig of ixora plant
specimen C; leaf of Hibiscus plant
specimen D; hibiscus flower
specimen E; green leafy cut beef
specimen F; a piece of freshly cut beef
specimen G; worker bee (wet preserved)
specimen H; soldier termite(wet preserved)
specimen J; adult cockroach (wet preserved)
specimen K; nymph of cockroach (wet preserved)
specimen L; young toad (freshly preserved)
specimen M; quill feather
specimen N; scale of bony fish
specimen P; freshly preserved mammalian skin
preferably of goat or ram with hair/fur
measuring at least 4cm by 4cm placed in a
petric
dish
GROUP II
specimen Q; slide of Hydra
specimen R; small mammal (rat/rabbit/Guinea
pig),wet preserved
GROUP III
*specimen S; a small amount of garden soil in a
petri dish
*specimen T; orange/lemon/lime/citrus fruits
*specimen V; tomato fruit
*specimen W; cassava tuber
*specimen Xi; stem of young cassava plant
measuring at least 10cm in length
*specimen Xii stem of young cassava plant
measuring at least 10cm in length as in xi
NOTE:-
(i)SPECIMEN Q AND R are peculiar to candidates
in Ghana only and should not be provided for
candidates in Nigeria, Sierra Leone and the
Gambia
(ii)SPECIMEN S,T,V,W,Xi,Xii are peculiar to
candidates in Nigeria, Sierra Leone and the
Gambia
only and should not be provided for candidates
in
Ghana

AGRIC SPECIMENS

A bone
B horn
C hoof
D water (labeled)
E cowpea seeds
F tridax
G goat weed
H soda
I spear grass
J elephant grass
K pig weed
L water leaf
M urea (labelled)
N compost manure (labelled)
O NPK 15:15:15
P electric bulb
Q garden fork
R hand trowel
S knapsack sprayer
T rat
U termite
V earthworm
W paddy rice
X groundnut seeds
Y maize stem borer
Z grasshopper

From a female friend!!!

I and my husband have been
married for just a year and we
have a seven months old daughter.
She sleeps on the same bed with us
because she is restless and cries a
lot when she’s put in her cot. The
thing is, each time we want to
make love, she wakes up and
watches keenly. I feel very
uncomfortable about it but my
husband doesn’t seem to mind.
Please is this OK??

Spoiltmoimoi:


You tink the famacist don't know medicine?

ilotriouzAY:


Please explain better

ilotriouzAY:


So you control your own future?