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Religion / Re: I Want To Become A Ritualist by Smardo0(m): 1:38pm On Dec 07, 2021
Drop ur control
waploger:
In as much as i know this sounds stupid and foolish, i would like to do a ritual. So if you know any, please don't fail to link me up.
Crime / Re: ATM Scammers by Smardo0(m): 1:36pm On Dec 07, 2021
Baba you get the point
headbasher96:
It might be atm cloning that they are using do u guys know there is a device one can put in the atm and it will clone your card like copy the while details pls be careful this period o dont just disregard what he is saying

Check the atm very well before sloting your card if even one screw is loose dont use it
Romance / Re: Bleep And Fast Profitable Marketing Boooooooom by Smardo0(m): 12:36pm On Dec 07, 2021
Mcheeeeew dude
Bodmum:
wereh. Cheap blasphemer. Nawa o
Romance / Bleep And Fast Profitable Marketing Boooooooom by Smardo0(m): 12:17pm On Dec 07, 2021
Hello guys am back again with a new trip's of how to Bleep your mama while make a residual income. I was on my own oooh hmmm, one fine slim chubby mama call me omoooh if you see her gbedo watermelon, mama the tell me say eeh! How are you doing, i said I dey okay, she said why are you sounding like we are fighting, I said because I no get joy am broke mama said eeeh don't worry, I now ask her mama how can I help you mama the form for me hmmm, she said eeh is one of her friend that give her my number, I said ehai what happen and who is that your friend, she said that my friend that you use to lick very well, I say mama come the go, I call that her friend way i use to lick her jakuzi I love that mama Sha chaii Bleep no the tire her if you see her boobs OMG so milky, I just the para the give mama say why you the share my number the give parson mama tell me say make I calm down say that her friend that she give my number to, she is reach and she is looking for one babyboy that will be sucking her very well and she will help him make a lot of money every day without stress I said ok, I hang up the phone, omoooh free Bleep free money choooi, I call back the new client she said hope your ready for these life changing opportunity I yes mama am more than ready, she ask me can you leak my plate very well I said my name is plate leaker she smile mama send me her address I shower spray all the sprayable, I charter taxi straight down to mama house hmmm guys see house with fine three cars I was scared at the first time but I said no your a man you can do it on code, when I get in to Mama's house she huge me kiss me I kiss her too we are just forming getting to know each other, but she was nice she said that moment that she is Hot, I was Hot too we started romancing kissing omoooh mama don wet already I said damn these is what I want we started pulling all the pullable com see kpekuuus way get anointing, smells very nice money good shaaa, I lick her in and out we Bleep very well though my dick is not that big Sha, but I try go two rounds mama said make we go three before we rest, I no gree we enter shower we bath, she bring better food we eat, she started telling me about the online business she has been involved with for the pass 7 month she build her house buy three cars, I said mama is not possible she stand up I think she was angry she went upstairs and bring her laptop open it she started teaching me everything omoh I said but mama why are you helping me, she said because she doesn't like mingling with broke guys I was like woooow, she give me 20k first for my transport fair, guys these is how my life change, imagine from October to December every where bos if you know you know, am planning to build my house buy my cars, see miracle that happen because of had Bleep my life is a miracle. If you're interested email me nobody is left behind is a lagit life time business that your grand grand children will enjoy, if you like stay there you will be poor Nigerians are going digital now, had work no the pay, unless you want go do yahoo which is not good, like I said email me on these forum
Romance / Re: Omg My First Time Cashout On Affiliate Marketing by Smardo0(m): 11:02am On Dec 07, 2021
You want nairaland to block me abi, if your interested email me, am not begging you to do you or get the Bleep out of here bro
socialmerchant:
grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Ran Away From Banging A Girl Before ? by Smardo0(m): 10:12am On Dec 06, 2021
Bravo shocked
blockgeek69:
I was just going thru my WhatsApp status recently when I saw my one time friend back in the days, then I had a flash of our one time encounter.

We had a good rapport and was friends on a semi neutral levels, one or two romance and pressing of boobs, that's all.

I was always looking forward to the day I will bang the hell out of her, well she was well into me but some months into our friendship I noticed how cunning and deceptive she was, couple with with fact that I wanted just FWB but she was hell bend on a relationship. Who want commitment? Well, our friendship had a crack. I gave her a lot of space.

So this faithful day she called and said she was coming to my crib to spend the night, I was like what's up with you? She was bla bla bla she is travelling the next day that she will travel from my place. Mind you she has never been to my place before.

Well the banny came, we gist, ate. I come put movie for her go sleep. What woke me up was her hand cripping into my boxers.

Babe was hot and wanted it badly , I told her I wanted it before but I don't want again. In my mind, this is what I have wanted all the while, why I dey dull na? Gbola Is willing but my spirit is dull.

Funny thing is I was already hard from her touch... we had a little talk, look for several excuses to escape banging her that night, babe was acting like a female dog on her heat period.

Told her I don't have a CD, cannot do raw... babe said she doesn't care that she is ready to do raw... I was like Hhaaa!

I now offered to finger her really hard and she was creaming and moaning. At one point she stop and said she want My gbola that my fingers aren't satisfying. Mind you all the while my chairman stand at attention, but I said never!

We hard intense arguments, I looked for several excuses, even told her I don't know My HIV status, it fell on deaf ears. Lastly I told her Well, I have a GF now and I can't cheat on her (lies).

At that moment,her high tension fell flat. She went to the bathroom, washed up and never talked to me again till the next morning. I shaa slept with one eye open that night, don't underestimate what this bitchesss can do.

The next day she left and that was the end of our little rickety friendship, although we still view each others WhatsApp status and just pads without saying a word.

Ladies most times think guys cannot say NO to free fvcks, but that's not true. Well that day, I was proud of my self for crushing her ego LOL. grin

Niggas in the house, have you had similar experience, please share.
Crime / Re: ATM Scammers by Smardo0(m): 6:53am On Dec 06, 2021
Drop it azaa
waploger:



15k? omo send airtime for me na....
Crime / Re: ATM Scammers by Smardo0(m): 6:52am On Dec 06, 2021
Fact cool
dawnomike:
Guard your money with all diligence...

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Crime / Re: ATM Scammers by Smardo0(m): 6:50am On Dec 06, 2021
Dude is like you don't even know what is happening now in Nigeria, baba am serious about these, I carry them the whole day, nothing you want tell me now
ProudlyNGN:
Guy this story no add up at all. Just for someone to come near you and ask if the ATM is paying them boom they got your info and will withdraw same amount you withdraw?
Baba calm down now we are in 2021.
Romance / Re: The Vibrator That Guarantees Orgasm by Smardo0(m): 1:01pm On Dec 05, 2021
It's so good abeg go for vibrator, lol
zexy2030:

chei, endtime our women are loving silicon rubbers..wetin dey happen.. when they r good dicks..if u r sex starved just give us ur location..we do it free, touch ur boobs, suck ur clit..etc ..
a love machine won't do that na
Crime / ATM Scammers by Smardo0(m): 9:05am On Dec 05, 2021
Hmmm guys make una com and here oooo, I am a full time Keke driver in asaba delta state, some warri boys they are 3 them say make I carry them go ATM which I did, see scammers ooh they will just stand and be doing as if they want to willdraw money they go close to you and be asking you if the ATM is paying my brother your information have been stolen from you, immediately your done willdrawing your money they will enter and willdraw that same amount you willdraw omoh, na so I carry them the Waka all the ATM way they the town after all the Waka they give me 15000 money way me the make for 1 week omho they said I should com and be carrying them every morning and evening for the game, but what they are doing is not good they call I told them that I can not do it, they started begging me that I should not tell anybody, please guys becareful about where and how you go about making transactions.
Romance / Omg My First Time Cashout On Affiliate Marketing by Smardo0(m): 8:11am On Dec 05, 2021
Guys money they affiliate marketing ooh, shine your eyes stop blaming government I swear yeeh yeeeh yeeeeh, am super amazed about these these now I will be my own boss, my people government work na stress and west of talent, you will not make any money on government work if you no Sabi thief but I come across these online marketing so call ($$$$$$$$$$) today I cash out 3000 Euro's oooh my god, me way no too Sabi any thing about marketing, but these one the company build your downline, all you have to do is to upgrade your membership package that's all is a huge community helping each other deeply these year I go first buy my first car, I think I will start with Corolla sport first make people no think say na ritualis, if you need updates email me nobody is t behind after all is a big company the CEO the advice us to bring more people, and he also said that the company is going to launch a new project that can help you to make about 1.200000 Euro's every year if you like you stay there no talk say I no give you updates ebuka these is not a joke, because we nigerians we believe say everything way they online na scam which is not true help your self and build a financial freedom. Email me if your interested
Romance / Orgasm by Smardo0(m): 2:49am On Dec 05, 2021
When you are Hot invite your interested ashawo way get big clitory, if she comes make sure you take 2 cups of water romance her for 20minutes lick her ears in and out, if you notice that she is wet already put your finger in there and remove it immediately, kiss her very deep, you will notice that her leg is shaking don't hurry keep her warm if possible for good 30 minutes she will be amazed to have that BBC inside juicy pona, when you guys are done eating the kpekuuus come back and thank me
Romance / How To Be Besties One Love by Smardo0(m): 6:24am On Nov 30, 2021
I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had. Buy�� ice cream for her�������
Romance / How To Show Your Partner Loves by Smardo0(m): 6:19am On Nov 30, 2021
1. “I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.

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