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Computers / Re: Rip DVDs, Record Videos, And Convert Audio/Video Formats With VLC Media Player by Smart90: 8:09am On Jan 04, 2014
[quote author=zombader]Nt really related to the topic buh I hv a problem using vlc on my system... It converts all my files and programs into vlc executable mode, including my desktop icons. Hw can I correct this? Thanks
cal me on 08138459909 let me tel u what 2 do. Dnt format ur system
Entertainment / Re: Top 360 Amazing & Unusual Fact Around The World by Smart90: 7:43pm On Jan 02, 2014
Nice write up...
Education / Anambra State University Academic Calendar For 2013/2014. by Smart90: 10:49pm On Dec 20, 2013
The committe of deans has approved resumption of academic activites as follows.
Revision week : monday 6th january 2014 to noonday 10th january 2014.
Second semester exam starts monday january. 13th to friday january 31st 2014.
Fresh student's registration for the 2013/2014. Academic session starts on monday january 6th 2014 while returning students registration starts on monday february 3rd 2014.
2013/2014 academic year lecturer for fresh students starts on monday february 3rd 2014 and for returning students lecturer start on monday february 10th 2014.
Literature / Re: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by Smart90: 9:40pm On Dec 17, 2013
Guy u re tryingg. Ur stroy is fansinating
Events / Why Do People Choose Saturday As Their Day Of Wedding by Smart90: 6:33am On Nov 22, 2013
>Pls i my follow NL, tell me why many nigerian choose saturday as the day of their wedding. Is any thing special about saturday.
Politics / Anambra 2013 by Smart90: 7:35pm On Nov 16, 2013
My follow anambra people who is wining in ur ward or area. In my ward. Awka ward 8 here is the result
APC=57
LP=6
PDP=25
ppa=2
APGA=45
Lets share our result.
Politics / Anambra 2013 by Smart90: 7:30pm On Nov 16, 2013
My follow anambra people who is wining in ur ward or area. In my ward. Awka ward 8 here is the result
APC=57
LP=6
PDP=25
ppa=2
APGA=45
Lets share our result.
Sports / Re: 5 Nigerians Among CAF Shortlist For African Player Of The Year Award by Smart90: 11:55am On Nov 16, 2013
K.
Politics / Anambra 2013 by Smart90: 6:14am On Nov 12, 2013
Hi my follow anambralians. As 14th nov is around the corner ,do you think anambra election wil be free and fare. And who do u wish 2 be man of the yr.
Literature / The Parable Of Life. by Smart90: 7:08pm On Nov 07, 2013
God is prefect..
One day the king went to a hunt with his servant and was attacked by a wild animal,the servant killed the animal but can not prevent his majest from loosing one of his fingers. The king was so furious, angry and with no gratitude,the king said: if God is good and perfect, i would not have been attack talk more of loosing a finger. The slave replied His majesty, despite all these happening,God is good he never make mistakes,everything happens for a reason.God can never be wrong. The king was angry with the servant comment and order he should be arrested and put in prison. One day the king went for a hunt again, he was capture by savages who makes use of human begins for sacrifices to their gods,in the alter of sacrifices they placed the king to be killed but the savages realised that the king dont have one finger so he was released and consider not complete to be offered to the gods. When he return to the place he ordered that his servant be released. He said to his servant my friend i would have been killed today but was release due to lack of one finger the king still have a doubt about God and ask his servant. If God is so good why did he did he allow me to put you in jail? The servant replied. My king if i had gone to hunt with you i would have been sacrifle for you because i have no missing finger remember everything God does is perfect he never make mistake and he will never be wrong.
2.pencil and the maker
This is a story between the pencil maker and the pencil. The pencil maker took the pencil aside just before he put it in the box and he said to the pencil
there are 5 essential things you must know before i send you into the world. Dont forget and always remember them as this will guide you to becoming the best pencil you can be.
(1) you have the ability to do so many thing but only if you allow yourself to be hold in somebody hand
2) note that you will always experience a hard and painful sharpening all the time but you will be needing it to become a good pencil you can become,
3) mistake will not set you back as you will be able to correct it any mistake you make
4) whats inside you will always be the most important part of you
5)upon every surface you are used you must leave your mark. No matter the condition you find yourself, you must continue to write.
The pencil went into the box with purpose in its heart and promise to remember everything. Now take yourself as the pencil and remember the instructions and you will become the best person you can be.
1) you will be able to do many great thing but if you allow God to hold you.
2) you will experience and pass through a very painful sharpening. From time to time,by going through different kind of problems in life, but its necessary as it will make you to become a strong person.
3) Any mistake you made on the process will be corrected.
4) whats on the inside of you is always the most important part of you
5) no matter the situation you find yourself you must help working and on every surface you work you should and must leave your mark.
Everybody that really wants to be success in life should allow this parable of the pencil to encourage him/her
Family / A Must Read. Can U.... by Smart90: 7:41am On Oct 25, 2013
This has been on my mind to ask my follow nairalander. Can you as a guy change your cloth or wear your cloth in front of your mother. Or as a girl change or wear your cloth in front of your father. Pls drop your comment.
Forum Games / Do You Know by Smart90: 3:12pm On Oct 11, 2013
1. Do you know august has the highest percentage of births
2. Do you know unless food is mixed with saliva you cant taste it
3. Do you know an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
4 Do you know lemons contain more sugar than strawberries
5. Do you know birds need gravity to swallow
6. Do you know money is the number one thing that couples argue about
7. Do you know coca cola originally contained cocaine
8. Do you know a female kangaro have 3 vagina.
9. Do you know a giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue.
10. Do you know sponges hold more cold water than hot.
11.Do you know frogs cant swallow with their eye open.
12. Do you know a piece of paper cannot be folded more than seven times
13. Do you know a group of frog is called army.
14. Do you know Russia celebrate christmass on jan 7.
15. Do you know hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
Add yours
Education / Do You Know by Smart90: 3:06pm On Oct 11, 2013
1. Do you know august has the highest percentage of births
2. Do you know unless food is mixed with saliva you cant taste it
3. Do you know an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
4 Do you know lemons contain more sugar than strawberries
5. Do you know birds need gravity to swallow
6. Do you know money is the number one thing that couples argue about
7. Do you know coca cola originally contained cocaine
8. Do you know a female kangaro have 3 vagina.
9. Do you know a giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue.
10. Do you know sponges hold more cold water than hot.
11.Do you know frogs cant swallow with their eye open.
12. Do you know a piece of paper cannot be folded more than seven times
13. Do you know a group of frog is called army.
14. Do you know Russia celebrate christmass on jan 7.
15. Do you know hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
Add yours
Education / Do You Know Part 1. by Smart90: 2:56pm On Oct 11, 2013
1. Do you know august has the highest percentage of births
2. Do you know unless food is mixed with saliva you cant taste it
3. Do you know an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
4 Do you know lemons contain more sugar than strawberries
5. Do you know birds need gravity to swallow
6. Do you know money is the number one thing that couples argue about
7. Do you know coca cola originally contained cocaine
8. Do you know a female kangaro have 3 vagina.
9. Do you know a giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue.
10. Do you know sponges hold more cold water than hot.
11.Do you know frogs cant swallow with their eye open.
12. Do you know a piece of paper cannot be folded more than seven times
13. Do you know a group of frog is called army.
14. Do you know Russia celebrate christmass on jan 7.
15. Do you know hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
Add your own.
Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 12:33pm On Oct 10, 2013
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Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 12:30pm On Oct 10, 2013
About 30 min latter we came back with 3 gallons of water placed inside the barrow. We part away to our different apartment and i told him that i will come latter so that he go gist me about the girl. Throught out that after my mind was occupied with her face and all i think is how to make her my gal. After my lunch of garri and bitter leaf soup. I went straight to chika apartment only to see him clearing grass around their house. He ask me to help him so dat he will finish on time. About 15min latter were are through with the grass clearing we sat under a mango tree because the harsh unfriendly afternoo sun had become milder and more friendly. Chika begin to gist me about her... One morning amaka accompanied her mother as she often did. To the stream to fetch water. The stream was some miles away and the route there was through the bush. Amaka was little again to be carried on her mother back. So as they come dey go to the stream along the path was a long dark object that protruded some twelve inches out of the bush several yards ahead. Because her mother mind was in absent state. She imagined it to be nothing more than a thick piece of wood. It was amaka who was more alert. Who recognised the real identity of the object. Mama mama look at the snake she exclaimed pointing. Her mother was afraid and pushed the pot from her head and turn to carried amaka into her bros in desperate to run away. But she resist. her mother leave her and ran back to the village when she reach her house. Her husband was out working on the farm. She called on their neigbours who waste no time and followed her. Within a seconds a crowed of 20 people. Gather. As the crowd of ppl where sprinting towards the scene. The fastest runner in the group. A young man was a good 15 yards ahead of the man behind him. He stop suddenly in amazement, some few yards ahead of him was amaka approaching him in a state of total composure with some 6 feet of snake coiled around her body licking her face with its tongue. Every member of the group who ran up stop all eying to the extraordinary sight. One of the men shouted at her to stand still then he ordered the group to take caution in order to take the reptile by surprise and slice off its head. But the first step taken instantly draw protest from amaka. Leave me and my snake oo, leave me and my snake oo, she screamed and walk the opposite way. The group stop in disbelief.
Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 11:43am On Oct 10, 2013
Thanks @ eightsin for following this write up.
Politics / Re: Ojukwu's Son Campaigns For Ngige Against APGA by Smart90: 6:39am On Oct 10, 2013
Ngige is the man of the ppl. I cn remenber na his tentor as a governor nurse and doctor were employ in health sector of anambra state. What has dis present adimistrator do?
Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 5:20pm On Oct 09, 2013
The tap is not rushing my sister told my mother who ask her to go and get water for her from the tap. Chike my mother yelled from the kitchen. Biko go and ask mr james where we can get water from this area. James is a male teacher who is leaving in the teachers quaters with us. K ma. Good after sir. Good after. Pls sir where can i fetch water around this place. Mr james take a heavy breath and say that the village tap is little far from teachers quaters. Chika mr james called almost shouting. Sir im coming was chika response from back of the house. Bearly 2min chika come out with his hand soak with soap foam. Go and show him the village tap. I thank him and leave with chika. Chika is a boy of my height or i will tall pass him with litte inch. Silent took over us we are going to the tap. I broke the silent. Chika y water no dey rush today. Today no be skul. So skul gen no dey on. And water pump on friday don finish. K as we dey gist dey go i come find out that chika na mr james brother pikin. Guy which class you dey ask chika. I just enta ss1. What of you i ask him. Me dey ss1 too. Bearly almost at the tap was a fleshy young girl with a golden brown complexion and neat bushy hair. She has an oval face.this mared what was otherwise a pretty face. It was a face blessed with a sultry school girl innocence. Making her appearance seem delicately fragile. She was draped in a wrapper and a 25 litter gallon balanced on her head. Just as she pass us and greeted us chika response back her greeting with a fake smile in his face. Dis one you dey smile like a toad. Do you knw her. Yes naah. She dey our skul. Wow what class is she i ask.. Na same class with us but i tink na ss1A hummm it be like say you dey eye her i ask chika. God forbid bad thing y i go eye dat witch. Who be witch i fired back or it is cos she is beatiful or maybe you toss her she no gree for you. God forbid bad tin. All i knw dat she is from water world. Infact na product of juju. Nawa o for you chika dis 1 you dey curse dis gal like dis. How you take knw she be from water world. I go gist you when we get back. Let hurry and fetch the water because i still have alot to do for house.
Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 5:17pm On Oct 09, 2013
The tap is not rushing my sister told my mother who ask her to go and get water for her from the tap. Chike my mother yelled from the kitchen. Biko go and ask mr james where we can get water from this area. James is a male teacher who is leaving in the teachers quaters with us. K ma. Good after sir. Good after. Pls sir where can i fetch water around this place. Mr james take a heavy breath and say that the village tap is little far from teachers quaters. Chika mr james called almost shouting. Sir im coming was chika response from back of the house. Bearly 2min chika come out with his hand soak with soap foam. Go and show him the village tap. I thank him and leave with chika. Chika is a boy of my height or i will tall pass him with litte inch. Silent took over us we are going to the tap. I broke the silent. Chika y water no dey rush today. Today no be skul. So skul gen no dey on. And water pump on friday don finish. K as we dey gist dey go i come find out that chika na mr james brother pikin. Guy which class you dey ask chika. I just enta ss1. What of you i ask him. Me dey ss1 too. Bearly almost at the tap was a fleshy young girl with a golden brown complexion and neat bushy hair. She has an oval face.this mared what was otherwise a pretty face. It was a face blessed with a sultry school girl innocence. Making her appearance seem delicately fragile. She was draped in a wrapper and a 25 litter gallon balanced on her head. Just as she pass us and greeted us chika response back her greeting with a fake smile in his face. Dis one you dey smile like a toad. Do you knw her. Yes naah. She dey our skul. Wow what class is she i ask.. Na same class with us but i tink na ss1A hummm it be like say you dey eye her i ask chika. God forbid bad thing y i go eye dat witch. Who be witch i fired back or it is cos she is beatiful or maybe you toss her she no gree for you. God forbid bad tin. All i knw dat she is from water world. Infact na product of juju. Nawa o for you chika dis 1 you dey curse dis gal like dis. How you take knw she be from water world. I go gist you when we get back. Let hurry and fetch the water because i still have alot to do for house.
Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 11:46am On Oct 09, 2013
Pls pals dnt just view and leave. Pls View and comment
Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 11:05am On Oct 09, 2013
What i saw in the farm mtake me to shiver to my bone marrow. Mr okafor was busy banging the c**t of nneka[nneka is the maid leaving with okafor] who position her self in the doggy style exposing her back side. As i was contemplating on what to do.> many tins enta my brain. Make i shout my mind tel me. The other part tell me make i stay still and watch the early morning cinema. At last i decided to make little noise. The sound 4rm my throat brought okafor to his reality. He look up and c me. Good morning sir. Good morning was his respond. My eye still fixed at his erected joy stick. What are you doing here. He said almost shouting,before i could say jack he ask another question. Who told u im here. Which one i go answer first i said in my mind. Sir my father ask me to call you. Eeemmm. Who told you im here. Omoo c jamb question i almost fire back.But to avoid story that touches i reply in a low tone. Sis it ur wife that told me you are here. Hummmm. K go and tell ur fada that im coming. As i was about going awaY. He called me back in a low rather sweet voice. Chike what did you c here. I almost reply stammering sir you are busy. Busy doing what he ask raising his eye brown. See this man oo he tink say i be small pikin i said in my mind. Sir i dont knw oo. K good boy. He draw nd closer and give me 1k. And simile back at me. My boy dont mention this type of busy to anybody. With 1k in my hand i nod like agama lizard. On my way to my house many thought enter my mind. May be bush sex dey sweet pass house ooo. C as this man the wire. I said to my self.as i approach my house come on tie those yams properly you clumsy fool my father shout to my brother. Yes sir was my brother reply. The creaky old lorry was already over loaded. There was no room inside for the yams and buckets. The shout from my fada bring back my senses. Do u c him. Yes sir he is coming. To cut the long story short .we finish parking all our belonging and were set for journey. The principal arrived almost we are about setting off. After little conversation with my fada he bade farewell to us. The journey through the thick bush path on the road of amaeke was fascinating experience looking on both side of the road. The journey took us barely 3hours a last i saw the sign board of my fadas new skul boldly written unity sec skul Amaohia. As we enta inside the skul the skul was empty since it was sat. We drive towards the teachers quarters and stop in front of our apartment. This marks the beginig of my new life****
Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 10:47am On Oct 09, 2013
Pls dnt just view and go. Try and drop your comment.
Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 10:45am On Oct 09, 2013
@eightsin thanks for following. I will try to be updating every day.
Literature / Re: The Village Boy... by Smart90: 10:42am On Oct 09, 2013
Espiode 1.....
The horn 4rm the creaky smoky old lorry wake me up from sleep. I open my eye and look at the clock dat hang on the wall of my rum. The clock which my first love buy. It is bearly 6:30 am. I lie back on my bed weakly. With my eye fixed on the ceilling. The shout from my father brought back the strength in me. Chike my father called on top of his voice. Sir. If i get you in that room eeeh. I go tell you the price of tortoise in the market. I jump up from my bed and head towards to answer my father. Dont you knw that were are parking out 2day. Go and wake your brother.One may think where we are parking to. This early morning, my father has been promoted and posted to a village school as a principal. I rush to my brothers run half runnin. Daddy is calling you ppl ooo. Oooh my brother say half awake. My father shout my name again. And ask me to go and call mr okafor for him. Mr okafor is the principal of the skul my father is about to leave. My father ask me 2 called him so that he will hand over the skul property that is still in his hand b4 we leave for our journey. I treck the bush path that lead to his house. Reaching his house i met his wife mrs rose. The student of community sec skul Amah nick name her maggie not cos she is too sweet. But cos she is too short. One may wonder why okafor marry her but anyway shaaa the man have his reason for marrying her. Good morning ma i greet her. Good morning she reply. Pls ma is principal around. No. Pls where went him. What are you looking 4 for him. My dad said that i should call him. He is in the farm. I rush to the farm to call him. When i reach the farm i hear some funny noise. So i kept quiet and move slowly inside only to see the shocked of my life
Literature / The Village Boy... by Smart90: 10:04am On Oct 09, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Re: Brain Teaser by Smart90: 3:05pm On Sep 24, 2013
@Electravio 29 feb occur every 4yrs. Does it mean that the person wil be adding 1 every 4yrs
Jokes Etc / Re: Brain Teaser by Smart90: 7:37pm On Sep 23, 2013
@ miss nt bad
Jokes Etc / Brain Teaser by Smart90: 7:13pm On Sep 23, 2013
Lets test our brain and know how fast it can work.
1. Marry's mother has four children james, john, and gift. What is the name of the 4th child
2.all dog are warm blooded animal. What are the black coloured dog
3. A thief married to a prostitute and they give birth to a witch. Who stays in the house every night.
4. james is born on 29 february when will he celebrate his birthday.
5. If a red cap fall inside river what will happen to it.
Give ur brain a trial.
Culture / Problem Culture by Smart90: 8:50pm On Sep 20, 2013
If you are giving the power what culture will you like to be stop in ur community or village. As for me i will like to stop the discrimination of out cast. Lets talk our mind.
Jokes Etc / Re: Bird And Fish by Smart90: 11:29am On Sep 19, 2013
@lobedeo any bird.
Jokes Etc / Re: Bird And Fish by Smart90: 11:29am On Sep 19, 2013
@lobd

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