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Politics / Re: FG To Begin Monthly Payment To Poor, Unemployed Nigerians. by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 1:36pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
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Politics / Election To Be Postponed Amidst Bokoharam Violence by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 5:03pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
Election to be postponed amidst Boko Haram violence 2015-02-07 13:19 Dakar— INEC will postpone the February 14 presidential and legislative elections for six weeks to give a new multinational force time to secure northeastern areas under the sway of Boko Haram, an official close to the commission told The Associated Press on Saturday. Millions could be disenfranchised if the voting went ahead while the Islamic extremists hold a large swath of the northeast and commit mayhem that has driven 1.5 million people from their homes. The official, who is knowledgeable of the discussions, said the Independent National Electoral Commission will announce the postponement later Saturday. He spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue. A major offensive with warplanes and ground troops from Chad and Nigeria already has forced the insurgents from a dozen towns and villages in the past 10 days. Even greater military strikes by more countries are planned. African Union officials and representatives of countries supporting the initiative were ending a three-day meeting Saturday in Yaounde, Cameroon's capital, to finalize details of a 7,500-strong force from Nigeria and its neighbors Chad, Cameroon, Benin and Niger. Details of funding, with the Africans wanting the United Nations and European Union to pay, may delay the mission. Nigeria's home-grown extremist group has responded with attacks on one town in Cameroon and two in Niger this week. Officials said more than 100 civilians were killed and 500 wounded in Cameroon. Niger said about 100 insurgents and one civilian died in attacks Friday. Several security forces from both countries were killed. International concern has increased along with the death toll: Some 10,000 killed in the uprising in the past year compared to 2,000 in the four previous years, according to the U.S. Council on Foreign Relations. Officials in President Goodluck Jonathan's administration have supported postponing the Feb. 14 vote. Any delay is opposed by an opposition coalition fielding former military dictator Muhammadu Buhari, though the opposition stands to take most votes in the northeast. Supporters of both sides are threatening violence if their candidate does not win. Some 800 people were killed in riots in the mainly Muslim north after Buhari, a Muslim, lost 2011 elections to Jonathan, a Christian from the south. Analysts say the vote is too close to call, the most tightly contested election since decades of military dictatorship ended in 1999. Jonathan's party has won every election since then but the failure of the military to curb the 5-year Islamic uprising, growing corruption and an economy hit by halved oil prices have hurt the president of Africa's biggest oil producer and most populous nation of about 170 million. A postponement also will give electoral officials more time to deliver some 30 million voter cards. The commission had said the non-delivery of cards to nearly half of the 68.8 million registered voters was not a good reason to delay the vote. source: News24.com.ng |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 10:35am On Feb 06, 2015 |
!!!ignored!!!
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Jokes Etc / Riddles by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:18pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
I am an object ....... I am an old man with fake waec result an i have classmate but i cant point them out..........an d i have intention to rule this black largest country ... WHat AM I |
Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City Preview by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:20pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
1st half......chelsea 1 mancity 1 Remy silva |
Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City Preview by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 3:52pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Despite that chelsea is missing Costa,there is possibility that almighty chelsea can still escape through................ |
Sports / Chelsea Vs Manchester City Preview by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 3:45pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Another hot match of the season has re-circled again,and this is the match between the most popular and dangerous club CHELSEA and undisputable Manchester city............ This event picks up at exactly 18:30pm LINE-UPS CHELSEA || MANCITY [ 4-2-3-1 ] || [ 4-2-3-1 ] Thibaut Courtois || Joe Hart Branislav Ivanovic || Vincent Kompany Gary Cahill || Pablo Zabaleta John Terry || Gael Clichy Cesar Azpilicueta || Martin Demichelis Ramires || Fernando Oscar || James Milner Eden Hazard || Samir Nasri Nemanja Matic || David Silva Willian || Fernandinho Didier Drogba || Sergio Aguero COACH: Jose Mourinho || Manuel Pellegrini Predict your club.................√√√√√√√√√√√√ |
Jokes Etc / Peter The Unlucky One by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:26pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Peter goes into a pharmacy and saysto the pharmacist"Hello, could you give me condom?I'm going to mygirlfriend's place for dinner and Ithink I may be in witha chance!"The pharmacist gives him the condomand as peter wasgoing out he returns and says,"Giveme anothercondom because my girlfriend's sisteris very cute too.She always crosses her legs in aprovocative mannerwhen she sees me and I think Imight strike a luck theretoo." The pharmacist gives him asecond condom andas Peter was leaving again he turnsback and says "Giveme one more condom because mygirlfriend's mum isstill pretty cute and when she seesme she alwaysmakes eye contact and since sheinvited me for dinner Ithink she is expecting me to make amove. Duringdinner,peter sat with his girlfriend ond left, the sisteron his right and the mum facing him.When the Dadwalks in, Peter lowers his head andstarts the dinnerprayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinnerand thank you forall u've given us".10minutes after, peter was stillpraying "Thank you Lordfor your kindness. ...."Ten minutes go by, and peter is stillpraying, keepinghis head down, very close to d table.They all looked ateach other surprised, and hisgirlfriend was even moresurprised than others. She gets closeto him andwhispered, "I didn't know u r soreligious."Pe ter withhis head still on d table replies, "Inever knew your dadwas a pharmacist!" |
Politics / "20 Facts About President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan" by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 10:26pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Leadership is one of those things that defines any great nation and Nigeria is one of those nations, which has always been infamous for their culture and few of the greatest leaders in the world . Goodluck Jonathan is one of those great born leaders produced by Nigeria in recent times , who has managed to captivate people in many different ways . With some of the best and worst decisions taken during his tenure as the president of Nigeria , it is very necessary to identify the most important facts about him , to get a closer look upon his leadership and him as a person. 20 Things To Note About President Goodluck Jonathan 1. Prior to his tenure as the President of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan served as the 6 th governor of Bayelsa State , Nigeria in the year 2005. 2. Goodluck Jonathan was born to a family of canoe makers in the land which is today known as the Bayelsa state of Nigeria . 3. Goodluck Jonathan holds a second class honors degree in Zoology, An MSc degree in Hydrobiology and a PhD degree in Zoology. 4. He entered politics in the year 1998 , prior to which he worked as an Education officer , Lecturer and Environmental Protection Officer . 5. He was sworn in as the Vice President of Nigeria in the year 2010, upon the death of Umaru Yar ’ Adua’ s death , which made him the fourteenth head of Republic Nigeria . 6. In the year 2010, he was the first Nigerian head to open his own Facebook page in an attempt to fulfill his promise to have a regular interaction with the common public, so that he is able to attend to their regular needs and disputes. 7. It was in the year 2010 that he formally announced his entry into politics , with his announcement of the Presidential Election through his Facebook page . 8. He is one of the first Presidents of Republic Nigeria who has always been open to the public, by granting them one of the easiest access through Facebook and office . This ease of access to a President of a nation was previously unheard of in the world of politics . 9. He was the first President who was publicly warned not to contest in the Presidential elections, but he still went forward as he wanted to upgrade and unify Nigeria . 10. Goodluck Jonathan was one of the first Presidents of Nigeria who did not have the background of politics or Military . He was also the first president who was elected from Southern Nigeria. 11. He was one of the first Presidents to have experienced the maximum number of bombings and riots by his rivals who did not accept a Southern Nigerian as the Head of a country. 12. Not a lot of people know this , but he is the first President of Nigeria to have initiated Air Rescue mission for stranded citizens. This is one decision which was both criticized by his rivals as a waste of government resources and appreciated by the citizens of Nigeria . 13. He was the first President of Nigeria who had approved of the Freedom of Information Act, which allowed the citizens of Nigeria to have full information on the government ’s workings and orders . 14. He concentrated his efforts to upgrade the local travelling facilities, one of his main accomplishments was to upgrade the local Airports after 57 years. 15. He focused his attempts on the electrical departments so that he could give his citizens uninterrupted power supply , which was until now being sold to the neighbouring countries . 16. He successfully revived the Comatose Railways after twenty years. The revival of the railways with the help of private investors and State investors helped to re- establish an important part of Nigeria. 17. In his Presidential tenure , he passed a bill which would ensure the entry of imported goods within 48 hours. 18. He appointed the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria , which was previously unthinkable in the Republic of Nigeria. 19. He was the first President to review the salary structure of Government Employees and re-arrange their salary on the basis of their performance during their tenure. 20. He is one of the most successful Presidents of Nigeria who has acted in the interest of his country and he is the first President of Nigeria who has been able to live up to most of his promises , which he made during his election campaign . Even though many have criticized many of his decisions as The President of Nigeria , GoodLuck Jonathan has become one of those great leaders of Nigeria who is only concerned about the development of Nigeria . Which is why I created this list of 20 Things To Note About President Goodluck Jonathan and his accomplishments. 1 Like |
Sports / Choose Your Favorite by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:22pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
view the picture and select your own club by choosing the number tagged on it
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Jokes Etc / Akpors Doped Me by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:55am On Dec 19, 2014 |
Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cold night. Akpos grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to himself, kissed her and said, "Baby, you know I love you so much. There's no one here. Its just the two of us, let's do 'WEWEECHU'." The girl looked around and said, "My love, I don't want to do 'WEWEECHU' please. Let's just hold hands and cuddle." Akpos agreed. After a while, Akpos asked her again, "Oh baby, my love, please Let's do 'WEWEECHU'!" The girl replied, "Baby, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms." Akpos calmed down. After a long while, Akpos couldn't hold it any longer. He said, "My heartbeat, it's not fair oh! Let's do 'WEWEECHU' na! We haven't done it since last year oh! Let's do it now now." The girl reluctantly agreed. Akpos immediately grabbed her closer to himself, hugged her tightly, brought out the guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing, "WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"=)) !-) Got you didn't I?! Dirty minds! What were you thinking 'WEWEECHU was? |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Finally Replies Iyabo, Says She Was Induced To Do ‘dirty Job’ by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 2:22pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
ok o |
Nairaland / General / Re: Don't Lie, Choose Your Position by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:51pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
picture wey i work na em u use make front page......mtcheeeew |
Jokes Etc / Heads Palaver by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:48pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
friends i don land again o how many heads you fit see?
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Jokes Etc / Guess What::::: by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:33pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Imagine i bought a DVD yesterday,,on getting home,,i connected it to a source without inserting any disc,,, instead of displaying NO DISC,,,, Guess what it displayed.. .. .. DISK NO DEY.. I wondered,,,i inserted a disc .. instead of it to display LOADING at the upper left corner...guess what it displayed.. .. .. E DON DEY LOAD... .. .. the DVD didnt show anything So I looked at the back to confirm where it was made.... Guess what i saw... .. .. ..made in______? |
Jokes Etc / Where Could This Be Found? by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 4:54pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
from which country is this lady from?
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Jokes Etc / How Do U Sleep? by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 3:17pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
mine is no.3............u?
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Jokes Etc / Some Unknown African Proverbs by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 10:31pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
SOME AFRICAN PROVERBS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW. 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (zimbabwe) 2. He who goes 2 sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers. (Nigeria) 3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters. (Uganda) 4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (cameroon) 5. It requires lots of carefulness 2 kill the fly dat perches on the scrotum. (Ghana) 6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Guinea) 7. If the throat can grant passage 2 a knife, the anus should wonder how 2 expel it. (sychelles) 8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ethiopia)... comment and add yours |
Jokes Etc / Click Ya State And See Updates by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:04pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
CLICK YOUR STATE AND CLAIM WHAT BELONGS TO YOU 1:Abia State 2; Adamawa State 3; Akwa Ibom State 4; Anambra State 5; Bauchi State 6; Bayelsa State 6; Benue State 7; Borno State 8; Cross River State 9; Delta State 10; Ebonyi State 11; Edo State 12; Ekiti State 13; Enugu State 14; Federal Capital Territory Abuja 15; Gombe State 16; Imo State 17; Jigawa State 18; Kaduna State 19; Kano State 20; Katsina State 21; Kebbi State 22; Kogi State 23; Kwara State 24; Lagos State 25; Nasarawa State 26; Niger State 27; Ogun State 28; Ondo State 29; Osun State 30; Oyo State 31; Plateau State 32; Rivers State 33; Sokoto State 34; Taraba State 35; Yobe State 36; Zamfara State #use numbers to identify# |
Education / Top 5 Best University In Nigeria by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:17pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
DIS IS THE TOP 5 UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA 1. unilag 2. uniport 3. unn 4. ui 5. uniben do you agree or disagree? |
Jokes Etc / Miss Fucker Dick by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 12:57am On Dec 02, 2014 |
Dis movie is 38minutes and u will have 2 like it and comment b4 it works........... 1 Like
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Phones / Re: Top 5 Reason Why Tecno Is Still The Worst Android Phone Ever by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 10:19pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
guy,na trash u dey yarn.... na even tecnoM3 i dey use read ur f*ckin post 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Mile 2 To Apapa Road Getting Mad Daily! by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:52am On Nov 11, 2014 |
fashola,wetin con happen? U don tire? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Pictures From Pastor Tunde Bakare's 60TH BIRTHDAY by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:50am On Nov 11, 2014 |
wao! Dats 9ice |
Sports / Re: Vote For Vincent Enyeama As BBC African Footballer Of The Year 2014 by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:48am On Nov 11, 2014 |
he go win na |
Crime / Terrorists Ravage Another Borno Town by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 8:34am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Abuja - Suspected members of the Boko Haram sect attacked another Borno town killing three people and setting houses and churches ablaze. A source revealed that scores of insurgents attacked Pelachiroma village of Hawul local government area of the state. “Three people have been killed by members of the Boko Haram sect who attacked Pelachiroma village of Hawul local government area of Borno State,” the source revealed. A resident of the area, Ignatius Musa, lamented the attack by the insurgents who went berserk. "Even churches were not spared," he said. Pelachiroma is few distance from Azur Forest where insurgents last week killed eight people. The caretaker chairman of Hawul local government area, Dr Andrew Malgwi, also confirmed the attack. "The insurgents also destroyed many houses in the siege," he said. - CAJ News Source: http//www.news24.com/2014/23/Terrorist-ravage-another-borno-town |
Jokes Etc / Laugh And Forget Your Sorrow by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:03pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
check out the difference.. ===================== A LADY'S phone INBOX ===================== 1..I luv u dear (EHIS ) 2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew) 3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (MOSES) 4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD) 5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins) 6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for U to be by my side (Samuel) 7..Consider it done (Senator) 8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman) ================= A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:.... ================= 1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN) 2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told U Am getting married(Jane) 3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat (jumoke) 4..Am warning u 4 the last tym oo (Landlord) 5..Brother am still expecting the money for the admission form (young bro) 6..My son, how re you? Please send us some money (Mama) 7..I have not seen my period for 2 months (Ijeoma).. 8... u just transferred N1000 airtime to chioma and ur new acct balance is N0.00 TRUE OR FALSE?? |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AWC Semi-Final (2 - 1) On 22nd October 2014 by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 5:02pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
Education / Which Of This Degrees Is More Superior In Ranking? by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:41am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Which of this degree is more superior in order of ranking Professional Bsc Hnd Phd Nd Master Phd-master Phd-professor Professor The first member to answer the question correctly will be rewarded |
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