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Politics / Re: FG To Begin Monthly Payment To Poor, Unemployed Nigerians. by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 1:36pm On Jun 16, 2015
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Politics / Election To Be Postponed Amidst Bokoharam Violence by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 5:03pm On Feb 07, 2015
Election to be postponed amidst Boko
Haram violence
2015-02-07 13:19

Dakar— INEC will postpone the February 14
presidential and legislative elections for six
weeks to give a new multinational force time to
secure northeastern areas under the sway of
Boko Haram, an official close to the
commission told The Associated Press on
Saturday.

Millions could be disenfranchised if the voting
went ahead while the Islamic extremists hold a
large swath of the northeast and commit
mayhem that has driven 1.5 million people
from their homes.

The official, who is knowledgeable of the
discussions, said the Independent National
Electoral Commission will announce the
postponement later Saturday. He spoke on
condition of anonymity because of the
sensitivity of the issue.

A major offensive with warplanes and ground
troops from Chad and Nigeria already has
forced the insurgents from a dozen towns and
villages in the past 10 days. Even greater
military strikes by more countries are planned.
African Union officials and representatives of
countries supporting the initiative were ending
a three-day meeting Saturday in Yaounde,
Cameroon's capital, to finalize details of a
7,500-strong force from Nigeria and its
neighbors Chad, Cameroon, Benin and Niger.

Details of funding, with the Africans wanting
the United Nations and European Union to pay,
may delay the mission.

Nigeria's home-grown extremist group has
responded with attacks on one town in
Cameroon and two in Niger this week. Officials
said more than 100 civilians were killed and
500 wounded in Cameroon. Niger said about
100 insurgents and one civilian died in attacks
Friday. Several security forces from both
countries were killed.

International concern has increased along with
the death toll: Some 10,000 killed in the
uprising in the past year compared to 2,000 in
the four previous years, according to the U.S.
Council on Foreign Relations.

Officials in President Goodluck Jonathan's
administration have supported postponing the
Feb. 14 vote.

Any delay is opposed by an opposition coalition
fielding former military dictator Muhammadu
Buhari, though the opposition stands to take
most votes in the northeast.

Supporters of both sides are threatening
violence if their candidate does not win. Some
800 people were killed in riots in the mainly
Muslim north after Buhari, a Muslim, lost 2011
elections to Jonathan, a Christian from the
south.

Analysts say the vote is too close to call, the
most tightly contested election since decades
of military dictatorship ended in 1999.

Jonathan's party has won every election since
then but the failure of the military to curb the
5-year Islamic uprising, growing corruption
and an economy hit by halved oil prices have
hurt the president of Africa's biggest oil
producer and most populous nation of about
170 million.

A postponement also will give electoral
officials more time to deliver some 30 million
voter cards. The commission had said the
non-delivery of cards to nearly half of the 68.8
million registered voters was not a good
reason to delay the vote.


source: News24.com.ng
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 10:35am On Feb 06, 2015
!!!ignored!!!

Jokes Etc / Riddles by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:18pm On Feb 05, 2015
I am an object ....... I am an old man with fake
waec result an
i have classmate but i cant point them out..........an
d i have
intention to rule this black largest country ... WHat
AM I
Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City Preview by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:20pm On Jan 31, 2015
1st half......chelsea 1 mancity 1

Remy silva
Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City Preview by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 3:52pm On Jan 31, 2015
Despite that chelsea is missing Costa,there is possibility that almighty chelsea can still escape through................
Sports / Chelsea Vs Manchester City Preview by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 3:45pm On Jan 31, 2015
Another hot match of the season has re-circled again,and this is the match between the most popular and dangerous club CHELSEA and undisputable Manchester city............

This event picks up at exactly 18:30pm

LINE-UPS
CHELSEA || MANCITY

[ 4-2-3-1 ] || [ 4-2-3-1 ]
Thibaut Courtois || Joe Hart
Branislav Ivanovic || Vincent Kompany
Gary Cahill || Pablo Zabaleta
John Terry || Gael Clichy
Cesar Azpilicueta || Martin Demichelis
Ramires || Fernando
Oscar || James Milner
Eden Hazard || Samir Nasri
Nemanja Matic || David Silva
Willian || Fernandinho
Didier Drogba || Sergio Aguero

COACH:
Jose Mourinho || Manuel Pellegrini

Predict your club.................√√√√√√√√√√√√
Jokes Etc / Peter The Unlucky One by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:26pm On Dec 22, 2014
Peter goes into a pharmacy and saysto the
pharmacist"Hello, could you give me condom?I'm
going to mygirlfriend's place for dinner and Ithink
I may be in witha chance!"The pharmacist gives
him the condomand as peter wasgoing out he
returns and says,"Giveme anothercondom
because my girlfriend's sisteris very cute too.She
always crosses her legs in aprovocative
mannerwhen she sees me and I think Imight
strike a luck theretoo." The pharmacist gives him
asecond condom andas Peter was leaving again
he turnsback and says "Giveme one more
condom because mygirlfriend's mum isstill pretty
cute and when she seesme she alwaysmakes
eye contact and since sheinvited me for dinner
Ithink she is expecting me to make amove.
Duringdinner,peter sat with his girlfriend ond left,
the sisteron his right and the mum facing
him.When the Dadwalks in, Peter lowers his head
andstarts the dinnerprayer."Dear Lord, bless this
dinnerand thank you forall u've given
us".10minutes after, peter was stillpraying "Thank
you Lordfor your kindness. ...."Ten minutes go by,
and peter is stillpraying, keepinghis head down,
very close to d table.They all looked ateach other
surprised, and hisgirlfriend was even
moresurprised than others. She gets closeto him
andwhispered, "I didn't know u r soreligious."Pe
ter withhis head still on d table replies, "Inever
knew your dadwas a pharmacist!"
Politics / "20 Facts About President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan" by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 10:26pm On Dec 19, 2014
Leadership is one of those things that defines
any great nation and Nigeria is one of those
nations, which has always been infamous for
their culture and few of the greatest leaders in
the world . Goodluck Jonathan is one of those
great born leaders produced by Nigeria in
recent times , who has managed to captivate
people in many different ways . With some of
the best and worst decisions taken during his
tenure as the president of Nigeria , it is very
necessary to identify the most important facts
about him , to get a closer look upon his
leadership and him as a person.


20 Things To Note About
President Goodluck Jonathan

1. Prior to his tenure as the President of
Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan served as the 6 th
governor of Bayelsa State , Nigeria in the year
2005.

2. Goodluck Jonathan was born to a family of
canoe makers in the land which is today known
as the Bayelsa state of Nigeria .

3. Goodluck Jonathan holds a second class
honors degree in Zoology, An MSc degree in
Hydrobiology and a PhD degree in Zoology.

4. He entered politics in the year 1998 , prior to
which he worked as an Education officer ,
Lecturer and Environmental Protection Officer .

5. He was sworn in as the Vice President of
Nigeria in the year 2010, upon the death of
Umaru Yar ’ Adua’ s death , which made him the
fourteenth head of Republic Nigeria .

6. In the year 2010, he was the first Nigerian
head to open his own Facebook page in an
attempt to fulfill his promise to have a regular
interaction with the common public, so that he
is able to attend to their regular needs and
disputes.

7. It was in the year 2010 that he formally
announced his entry into politics , with his
announcement of the Presidential Election
through his Facebook page .

8. He is one of the first Presidents of Republic
Nigeria who has always been open to the
public, by granting them one of the easiest
access through Facebook and office . This ease
of access to a President of a nation was
previously unheard of in the world of politics .

9. He was the first President who was publicly
warned not to contest in the Presidential
elections, but he still went forward as he
wanted to upgrade and unify Nigeria .

10. Goodluck Jonathan was one of the first
Presidents of Nigeria who did not have the
background of politics or Military . He was also
the first president who was elected from
Southern Nigeria.

11. He was one of the first Presidents to have
experienced the maximum number of bombings
and riots by his rivals who did not accept a
Southern Nigerian as the Head of a country.

12. Not a lot of people know this , but he is the
first President of Nigeria to have initiated Air
Rescue mission for stranded citizens. This is
one decision which was both criticized by his
rivals as a waste of government resources and
appreciated by the citizens of Nigeria .

13. He was the first President of Nigeria who
had approved of the Freedom of Information
Act, which allowed the citizens of Nigeria to
have full information on the government ’s
workings and orders .

14. He concentrated his efforts to upgrade the
local travelling facilities, one of his main
accomplishments was to upgrade the local
Airports after 57 years.

15. He focused his attempts on the electrical
departments so that he could give his citizens
uninterrupted power supply , which was until
now being sold to the neighbouring countries .

16. He successfully revived the Comatose
Railways after twenty years. The revival of the
railways with the help of private investors and
State investors helped to re- establish an
important part of Nigeria.

17. In his Presidential tenure , he passed a bill
which would ensure the entry of imported
goods within 48 hours.

18. He appointed the first female Chief Justice
of Nigeria , which was previously unthinkable in
the Republic of Nigeria.

19. He was the first President to review the
salary structure of Government Employees and
re-arrange their salary on the basis of their
performance during their tenure.

20. He is one of the most successful
Presidents of Nigeria who has acted in the
interest of his country and he is the first
President of Nigeria who has been able to live
up to most of his promises , which he made
during his election campaign .

Even though many have criticized many of his
decisions as The President of Nigeria ,
GoodLuck Jonathan has become one of those
great leaders of Nigeria who is only concerned
about the development of Nigeria . Which is why
I created this list of 20 Things To Note About
President Goodluck Jonathan and his
accomplishments.

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Sports / Choose Your Favorite by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:22pm On Dec 19, 2014
view the picture and select your own club by choosing the number tagged on it

Jokes Etc / Akpors Doped Me by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:55am On Dec 19, 2014
Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking
a romantic walk down the beach
one cold night. Akpos grabbed the
girl's hands, drew her closer to
himself, kissed her and said, "Baby,
you know I love you so much.
There's no one here. Its just the two
of us, let's do 'WEWEECHU'."
The girl looked around and said, "My
love, I don't want to do 'WEWEECHU'
please. Let's just hold hands and
cuddle."
Akpos agreed.
After a while, Akpos asked her
again, "Oh baby, my love, please
Let's do 'WEWEECHU'!"
The girl replied, "Baby, don't rush
me. I don't want to do it. I just want
to be wrapped in your arms."
Akpos calmed down.
After a long while, Akpos couldn't
hold it any longer. He said, "My
heartbeat, it's not fair oh! Let's do
'WEWEECHU' na! We haven't done it
since last year oh! Let's do it now
now."
The girl reluctantly agreed.
Akpos immediately grabbed her
closer to himself, hugged her tightly,
brought out the guitar strapped to
his back and they both start singing,
"WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"=)) !-)
Got you didn't I?! Dirty minds! What
were you thinking 'WEWEECHU was?
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Finally Replies Iyabo, Says She Was Induced To Do ‘dirty Job’ by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 2:22pm On Dec 09, 2014
ok o
Nairaland / General / Re: Don't Lie, Choose Your Position by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:51pm On Dec 05, 2014
picture wey i work na em u use make front page......mtcheeeew
Jokes Etc / Heads Palaver by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:48pm On Dec 03, 2014
friends i don land again o

how many heads you fit see?

Jokes Etc / Guess What::::: by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:33pm On Dec 03, 2014
Imagine

i bought a DVD yesterday,,on
getting home,,i
connected it to a source without
inserting
any disc,,, instead of displaying
NO
DISC,,,, Guess what it displayed..
..
..
DISK NO DEY..
I wondered,,,i inserted a disc
..
instead of it to display LOADING at
the
upper
left corner...guess what it
displayed..
..
..
E DON DEY LOAD...
..
..
the DVD didnt show anything
So I looked at the back to confirm
where it
was made....
Guess what i saw...
..
..
..made in______?
Jokes Etc / Where Could This Be Found? by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 4:54pm On Dec 03, 2014
from which country is this lady from?

Jokes Etc / How Do U Sleep? by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 3:17pm On Dec 03, 2014
mine is no.3............u?

Jokes Etc / Some Unknown African Proverbs by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 10:31pm On Dec 02, 2014
SOME AFRICAN PROVERBS YOU PROBABLY DON'T
KNOW.

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.
(zimbabwe)
2. He who goes 2 sleep with an itching anus wakes
up with smelling fingers. (Nigeria)
3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are
still in the waters. (Uganda)
4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (cameroon)
5. It requires lots of carefulness 2 kill the fly dat
perches on the scrotum. (Ghana)
6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not
with the father's testicles. (Guinea)
7. If the throat can grant passage 2 a knife, the anus
should wonder how 2 expel it. (sychelles)
8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the
farmer who grows corns by the road side have the
same problem. (Ethiopia)...

comment and add yours
Jokes Etc / Click Ya State And See Updates by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 9:04pm On Dec 02, 2014
CLICK YOUR STATE AND CLAIM WHAT BELONGS TO YOU

1:Abia State
2; Adamawa State
3; Akwa Ibom State
4; Anambra State
5; Bauchi State
6; Bayelsa State
6; Benue State
7; Borno State
8; Cross River State
9; Delta State
10; Ebonyi State
11; Edo State
12; Ekiti State
13; Enugu State
14; Federal Capital Territory Abuja
15; Gombe State
16; Imo State
17; Jigawa State
18; Kaduna State
19; Kano State
20; Katsina State
21; Kebbi State
22; Kogi State
23; Kwara State
24; Lagos State
25; Nasarawa State
26; Niger State
27; Ogun State
28; Ondo State
29; Osun State
30; Oyo State
31; Plateau State
32; Rivers State
33; Sokoto State
34; Taraba State
35; Yobe State
36; Zamfara State
#use numbers to identify#
Education / Top 5 Best University In Nigeria by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:17pm On Dec 02, 2014
DIS IS THE TOP 5 UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA

1. unilag
2. uniport
3. unn
4. ui
5. uniben

do you agree or disagree?
Jokes Etc / Miss Fucker Dick by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 12:57am On Dec 02, 2014
Dis movie is 38minutes and u will have 2 like it and comment b4 it works...........

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Phones / Re: Top 5 Reason Why Tecno Is Still The Worst Android Phone Ever by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 10:19pm On Nov 20, 2014
guy,na trash u dey yarn....


na even tecnoM3 i dey use read ur f*ckin post

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Car Talk / Re: Mile 2 To Apapa Road Getting Mad Daily! by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:52am On Nov 11, 2014
fashola,wetin con happen? U don tire?

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Religion / Re: Pictures From Pastor Tunde Bakare's 60TH BIRTHDAY by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:50am On Nov 11, 2014
wao! Dats 9ice
Sports / Re: Vote For Vincent Enyeama As BBC African Footballer Of The Year 2014 by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 11:48am On Nov 11, 2014
he go win na
Crime / Terrorists Ravage Another Borno Town by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 8:34am On Oct 23, 2014
Abuja - Suspected members of the Boko Haram
sect attacked another Borno town killing three
people and setting houses and churches ablaze.
A source revealed that scores of insurgents
attacked Pelachiroma village of Hawul local
government area of the state.
“Three people have been killed by members of the
Boko Haram sect who attacked Pelachiroma village
of Hawul local government area of Borno State,” the
source revealed.
A resident of the area, Ignatius Musa, lamented the
attack by the insurgents who went berserk.

"Even churches were not spared," he said.
Pelachiroma is few distance from Azur Forest
where insurgents last week killed eight people.
The caretaker chairman of Hawul local government
area, Dr Andrew Malgwi, also confirmed the attack.
"The insurgents also destroyed many houses in the
siege," he said.
- CAJ News


Source: http//www.news24.com/2014/23/Terrorist-ravage-another-borno-town
Jokes Etc / Laugh And Forget Your Sorrow by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:03pm On Oct 22, 2014
check out the difference..
=====================
A LADY'S phone INBOX
=====================
1..I luv u dear (EHIS )
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew) 3..I always feel bad when I see u with another
man (MOSES)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for U to
be by my side (Samuel) 7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back
(Chairman)
=================
A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:....
================= 1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told U Am getting
married(Jane)
3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat (jumoke)
4..Am warning u 4 the last tym oo (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting the money for the admission form (young bro)
6..My son, how re you? Please send us some
money (Mama)
7..I have not seen my period for 2 months
(Ijeoma)..
8... u just transferred N1000 airtime to chioma and ur new acct balance is N0.00
TRUE OR FALSE??
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AWC Semi-Final (2 - 1) On 22nd October 2014 by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 5:02pm On Oct 22, 2014
Tonylyte:
Goal!!!! oshoala my baby!!!!!!


who be your baby?..........u don c em bathroom slippers?
Education / Which Of This Degrees Is More Superior In Ranking? by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:41am On Oct 22, 2014
Which of this degree is more superior in order
of ranking
Professional
Bsc
Hnd
Phd
Nd
Master
Phd-master
Phd-professor
Professor
The first member to answer the question
correctly will be rewarded

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