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VillageGOAT:
yes ooo, villagegoat's bar has the best palmwine, even china, usa and other countries love villagegoat's palm wine, we also have pepper soup, but since there is no goat meat, you can use egg or fish to chop the pepper soup

a plate of pepper soup is 300,000 with 0.5 percent discount
a cup of palmwine is 500,000
no discount

why the price is costly is because you are paying for watching our television and enjoying the air condition... Thank you

You see what I mean. in fact who's birthday are we celebration ere GC on the 4th and 21th? New development every celebration in the city will be held in VillageGOAT's BAR

okitaiji:
don't worry fabulicious will soon come..
guard... go and check fraiser hut right away

*joining the guards *

okitaiji:
yea.. I trust you lol.. how is your fabulicious

Lmao... Fabulicious is no where to be found!!! have checked round the village, but still nothing.
Help me inform the king, so he can send his royal guards to look for my woman. But I suspect she'll be in fraiser's hut...

okitaiji:
I know what smartins1 can do and sunnepa17 will not understand it, anyway inform me anytime sunnepa17 catch smartins1 with his wife

Elder Okitaiji I sight you... am sure you're aware that my hands are clean.

Good Morning People Of GC, Hope we all slept well?

My eyes done dey close, Gud nyt you'll catch yah 2mao. Do have a wonderful night rest

Sunnepa17:
ℓ̊ trust yuu padi mi....letz hang awt 2mao @spintinxy shop.

I sight you man... will be dere

Sunnepa17:
Dunt mind dem jarey...dem b home breakers



Na sօ օօօօ . ℓ̊ sem am also ooo


Cc.Smartins1

* In patience's Voice* All this things you people are doing/saying, there is God ooo X3

Sunnepa17:
ℓ̊ trust my wife.
HOMEBREAKERS


Cc. Loveablechi

Elder na you dey talk like this! no be me and you reason some mara just now. I can't be a hombreaker but rather ha homemaker

okitaiji:
offense number 2 police rearrest smartin1 and charge him to candicejay Court for full trial

as this City peaceful reach

CandiceJay:
Hmmm, thank you village head. I have reconsidered nd i wish him well. SMartins, you are free but if ah catch u again, its village EFCC that will arrest you.

*Exhale* Thank you my Elder and miss Candicejay, I no go do am again...

loveablechi:
Gimme ur wassap number

6...done

Sunnepa17:
Lolzz....⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡

Sweetheart...sumone want 2 (•͡.̮ •͡ ) ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ, he is in d sitting rum.

Abeg ooo....*run out of the room*

okitaiji:
smartins1 you are hereby arrested and sentence with the option of fine paid to candicejay asap

Village security(Okitaiji) I already apologised to Candicejay

loveablechi:
Tried checking my mail, but dey re speaking Spanish cos I don't understand wat dey re saying...would try checking it leta wen deir madness calms down

BBM or Whatsapp? which do you prefer?

Sunnepa17:
Camera khe...ah beg discuss wot ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ av 2 tell հҽɾ here

Brother! nothing serious... can't just disclose some info out ere

loveablechi:
Wait a min!! Did u just graduate? If yes den wats ur reall name?

Lol... Can we do this in Camera? sending you a mail now.

[quote author=loveablechi post=45222283]Wow!!! So cool, which department[/quote
Same mass comm...Dr Dan. Mr wilfred oyegu et al... #Cuteface

loveablechi:
Lolz! Dat foolish man...pls tell me u graduated 4rm Uniben EK City

Ofcos I did...

[quote author=loveablechi post=45221058][/quote]I don't believe this!!! ekehwan campus! ! Sunnylove....
Don't ask me how I know that

CandiceJay:
I know jor but i want u to pay fine... *shouting* okitaiji oooooooo, village head where are you?

funny you...bring it on, am equal to the task

CandiceJay:
Ahhhhh, i caught you. Village head, okitaiji, come and see dis guy o, he just copied nd pasted my post. I call for an arrest nd bail must be paid to me.

Lmao... I already indicated it dere, miss CandiceJay

okitaiji:
lmao... I take it that I didn't hear anything from you

Abi, what to do!!! Hope u r good?

Thrillest:
Noted

that's the spirit! Now give me a holy hug!

okitaiji:
that's my Inlaw, I know you will take good care of my angel fabulicious. but if I hear say you d chook eyes for other bae I will redraw my own from you.

my dear fabulicious follow your new Boby smartins1 to his house and report back to me how far he has treated you... I give you my blessing

My eyes sees nothing "else" but my fabulicious candy...will take very good care of her.

Thrillest:
To be sincere, it been informative really but I just can't help all this rumor that we won't be going to camp this month, that it July. I don't know if anyone could help clear this doubt. Am really confused here To be sincere, it been informative really but I just can't help all this rumor that we won't be going to camp this month, that it July. I don't know if anyone could help clear this doubt. Am really confused here

Brotherly/Sisterly,
We have passed dis rumor stage na, haba. Whenever u hear such
rumors, leave them be. In fact "unhear" them. People just want to
give u worry dats y dey spread such unfounded talks nd i do not
want you to worry. Stick with facts for now, one fact is NYSC
timetable has not changed.......
To others that will still come along with rumors they've heard, pls
we don't want to hear it (no offense). We re keeping it positive here
so join in d positivity. Gracias

#Copied

Thrillest, what's up with you? hope you're enjoying the CITY?

okitaiji:
na one fine, beautiful and elegant babe call fabulicious I am given to you as your wife... u go enjoy her wella

Elder Okitaiji as spoken #gbam
here is a keg of fresh palm wine from Villagegoat's bar!!!

where are you fabulicious

okitaiji:
OK as a benevolent guy fabulicious babe is waiting patiently for you... go and take ur bae away

Elder okitaiji, I don't understand this ur proverb. who am I takn aways

loveablechi:
I graduated from Uniben

Greatest Uniben

Department?

okitaiji:
you are channeling your request to wrong hands, without me nobody gets any bae here sorry apart from fraiser, so if you want our beautiful ladies write an official letter to me then you are good to go

Elder Okitaiji, do this for your man. let's not go into the letter.

HNM man + Happy Sunday

Thrillest:
Thanks so much for the warm welcome guys.. Really appreciate.

it's in our BLOOD!!! you're welcome

Your SOD?

man u just gave me a goal...More to come