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That's Nigeria for you. The government have made it look like primary school cert. But some other oil companies employ hnd... Just keep looking and back it up with prayers.... Btech could have make sense had it been those stupid house of Senate pass it into bill, but they won't. It's only wardrope allowance them sabi

The title of this thread made me shout Jesus!! with a grun face.... Thank God I have already eaten cos I can't eat with this thought.

Dem wan practice kung fu style in their wedding.

This is what happen when a Chinese man get deceived by their own Chinese king fu film.

Even Jet li will tell you, don't practice this at home.

Seriously the post funny....

OMG.... Tp hit..... God is great. Well done Fembiz.

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Chocboyslim:
Can't forget the day i fu*k dija in our secondary skool days, behind our chemistry lab tank.I reali enjoy every of our kisses & d way u were scare dat u might b pregenant bcoz we were RAW. See how life changes, now u re a superstar while i am a proffessional Civil engr nw, wish i could see u face to face again.. Miss ur scarey superstories! luv you*

Really?

Their life is always deeper... The more you try to understand them, the less you see.

Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing.

God is amazing!!!! This baby has a greater destiny ahead of him/her..... Na dis kind pikin I can spend my all on. It really has a mission.

Hmmmm. Health is important and we don't have to joke with it.
I guess that's why I prefer herbal treatment because I don't trust this white chalks.


Nairalanders it's my Birthday... Show some love!!!!

Owliver:
Hmmm the way GU is going ehn i better stand aside oh.

What do you think about gu... Am holding sell since today's morning

You were eyeing this girl, now she made it easier for you to finish up what your emotions have started. Now you are smelling winci winci.... Okay continue.

echobee:
GOD bless you.

Bless you too my sister

Jollyjoy:
and if you are busy doing something worthwhile with your time,yyou wouldnt have even take a second glance at the topic talk more of viewing and even commenting on it.... hyprocrite

I don't need to exchange words with you........ The everyday bashing of a women is sick. At least our mothers are women. If someone is ready to marry, then he should go and find the loyal ones. I even doubt if you are a woman... Men claiming girls to scam themselves. Mugu#

Everytime women this, women that.... Am a man and tell yourself the truth, are you loyal too. Let's stop all this. I think it's just joblessness is the cause of why we put so much interest in women affairs. Had it been you are busy with a business that is giving you real money, will you have time to open a thread like this... Leave women and go and find work.

pinceprinz:
Ugly gals always be more than ready to do anythang to buy U over. Sacrificing a whole lot to be exact.


The pretty ones won't ! Be like I'm good looking and have men with the doe running wild like polio horses to get me. So why starve or stress on this guy just cos he has the cute face?


They end up messed up marrying 'whatever' in the end tho

You killed it.

All this ladies self.. They won't ever learn. Pastors been using them like tissue papers... Church is the last place I will ever go to seek for wife.

kajoula:
For anyone thinking of coming to South Africa from Nigeria, you better do your home work well. Otherwise you will regret at last.

To be fair and honest to South Africa, there are some very nice and wonderful people out there, but they are greatly outnumbered by the bigots among them. I live and work in South Africa and I’ve observed a bias pattern in judicial procedures and policing as regards to corruption and crime prevention.

My assertions are based on my day to day experience and observation as a resident. I have no statistical analysis of the Nigerian population living in South Africa neither do I have the exact figures or nationality of the number of cases prosecuted by the South African judiciary.

From the Nigerian side, the easterners (Igbos) out-number other ethnic groups within the Nigerian community here. That’s why most Nigerians you meet are from the east. A lot (of) Nigerians you meet are not in South Africa to study, though they are enrolled in one college or another, they are semi-illiterates or outright illiterates, very lousy, brash and arrogant (for reasons I don’t understand). Then we have the stranded group who were duped by travel agents into thinking the pasture in South Africa is greener.

In short, you meet criminals of all shapes, size and age. They just sleep, eat, wake up, and hope the next “Mugu” pays. They are so much, you’ll think all Nigerians living in South Africa are criminals, but we have bright students doing well and graduating in South African Universities, we have gainfully employed graduates trained by South Africans themselves (few) and business men and women doing legitimate business exporting goods to and from Nigeria (also few compared to the population of the Nigerian community). But the dot.com or Yahoo boys and drug traffickers are so high in number it seems they’ve all relocated from Nigeria to South Africa. Conditions here favor them.

Basic infrastructure is great here compared to what we have in Nigeria. 24 hours electricity, running water, well laid roads, affordable high speed internet, compact 3/4 bedroom apartment, affordable furniture, little or no scrutiny on international remittance etc. South Africa is a Yahoo Boy’s paradise. Though, most foreigners especially new comers call them as lazy and stupid .

On the South African side, you’ll meet the White Supremacist. A white bigot, loud, aggressive and assertive. He (male and female) hates Blacks and despises Nigerians in particular. He wants to protect the “sanctity” of White superiority; State resources are at his disposal. His opinion and interest supersedes that of others. His ancestors are the second settlers in South Africa. His interpretation of the freedom dictates and guides that the White community must be in control of economic power in South Africa. His favourite question when he meets you for the first time in class or anywhere he sees you provided your black is “Are you a Nigerian?”. He runs the country economically and he knows the “risk” of doing any business with most Nigerians.

Then we have the South African indigenous Chauvinist or the BEE boy, a business tycoon/ hard working student. Drives flashy cars, he believes his ancestors are the real owners of the South. He is rich and he has read stories of Nigerians using South African girls as drug mules, black/chemical money stories; he has seen or read of stranded Nigerians who loiter around the streets of Hillbrow begging for money (these stranded guys don’t shower, so they stink). He cringes when you happen to be in the same elevator, crosses to the other side of the road when you are walking towards each other and always thinks you need something from him any time you try to talk to him. He has held on to so many Nigerian horrible stories and thinks every Nigerian is like that.

Then, we have the Angry Jews, always pissed off and mean-mugging you. He has been discriminated against so much that even his language is not included in the country’s ATM machine .He is always trying to pick fights with you and the first comment he makes is “THIS IS MY COUNTRY!”. He’ll smash his crash helmet on you at the slightest provocation or stab you. He also reads of atrocities committed by Nigerians and sees you as a threat.

So, living in South Africa has made me a racism connoisseur of sought. In fact, I have become so sensitive that I believe I can tell if an individual is racist within a few seconds of being around him or her. There are people in South Africa whose sole purpose in life is just to ruin your day. Racism in South Africa is perfect. It is subtle when it needs to be and brass when necessary.

As a foreigner you might be misled into thinking South Africa is a boring place and no one gives a damn about you, so you can do whatever you like and get away with it. No, you are seriously mistaken. South Africa sometimes feels like the Islamic Republic of Iran we watch on T.V. Some citizens are very nosy and they watch and observe every move you make. I read a news article some weeks ago that says about 80% of Police personnel don’t do normal Policing but rather, spy and gather intelligence.

So, my point is this: South Africa is a tightly controlled society where the authorities decide what business prospers, whether legal or otherwise. Elements within the certain faceless authorities control the drug trade, the distributors are under their command and they arrest them when it’s politically needed to unite the country against a common enemy. We hear of stories of Cuban and Libyan drug traffickers who are quietly deported and warned never to return to South Africa but other nationalities are shown off as trophy in front of news men who broadcast and publish sensational news headlines.

SADEC countries are united against drug trafficking and they hold meetings regularly to discuss new strategies on deterrent, Life imprisonment. But our boys would not listen. Too bad.

In all fairness to the South African authorities , Whatever measures they take to combat drug trafficking in this country could be justified considering that foreigners have turned their teenage girls into drug addicts.

Nigerians in South Africa: please behave ethically because God and justice will judge at the end of time.

Chika, a Nigerian, writes from Republic of South Africa

Love you!! Chika

You just happy that she collected your number..... Ok keep expecting her calls and don't forget to open another thread when she calls you. So this made fp.

I begin the Gulder ultimate search..... LOL

Gold digger... Lol You make me remember one pastor Ifeanyi

Hardwork is the key to success.. Thumbs up Linda. God has designed everyone in his journey of life. So the more they see you progress, the less they understand.

Good one.... Tried and it worked. Though you will be charged a token.

Anyone who falls for this scam will have himself to blame. Buy at your own risk.

Ogun state always in the news for wrong reasons. There is nothing good coming out of that state. That state need to be delivered.

I applied for a teaching job as an ND holder in one private school.. With the number of student they have I thought I would earning like 20k per month. After interview and micro teaching which I passed, they told me 12k last. They even called me the next day asking if I will come. I told them No. Teaching in private school is slavery on its peak. I rather be slave in a company that pays up to 30k than teaching for 12k. How much person go save each month. God help this country.

I don't support anyone to bet but the main reason why many loose their money in betting is because of greed. You think about what you will earn today and not at the end of the month. Take forex for instance, people loose but it dosent stop the fact that there are successful ones in it because these are those who are patient enough and are very discipline in their trade.

I see no reason why you can't make it in betting if you will be discipline and want little by little earnings why smiling home to your bank on a monthly basis. As a student if you can earn 200# everyday, it's 6000 naira at the end of the month. This can help you buy half of your 1st semester textbook. Bookies see betting as business so for you to succeed here, learn to see it as a business. You can read more about good betting strategies at http://www.secretofbet.com