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Health / Re: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by Smartyb(f): 8:31am On Oct 26, 2021
Trust me...blue seal Vaseline works like magic...Rub on your palms...in the morning (after bathing and rubbing your body cream) and at night before going to bed...everyday... in fact rub it at every given opportunity... After washing dishes, after laundry.... See the magic in 4 weeks... Olive oil works effectively too.

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Romance / Re: We Met In 2017 On Nairaland And In July,2020 We Got Married by Smartyb(f): 10:59pm On Jul 22, 2020
Congratulations

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Celebrities / Re: Olu Jacobs And Patience Ozokwor Back To School (Photo) by Smartyb(f): 12:38am On Jul 18, 2015
[quote author=woodcook post=35965710]Thought they were old enough to start infusing 'sense' and creativity into Nollywood but I was wrong.[/quote Haba nw..Pa Olu Lik seriously, Pete Edochie will neva do dis..u shuld imitate him

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Family / Re: Moments Like This by Smartyb(f): 10:00pm On Jul 14, 2015
Feranchek:
I attended a church wedding in Rumuigbo in PH a couple of years back. When THE MOMENT came, a certain 'em u em u' called ochuko, raised his hand. Immediately the bride saw a hand raised, she fainted!! Everybody in the church were perturbed! Pandemonium almost broke buh the groom was later revived. When parity was finally restored, the pastor asked Ochuko "youngman, what is it you have to say?" Ochuko, with him yeye innocent voice said "ehn pastor, I just wan tell you say, we wey dey for back seat no dey hear watin you dey talk" grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Hahhahahaaa..Lmao

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Jokes Etc / Re: Expressions On Women Faces When They Are Answering Calls (pix)! by Smartyb(f): 8:22pm On Jul 03, 2015
starlingslimnet:
He meant to say the complexity of Ladies is intricating and complicated.In other words their world is unpredictable and filled with uncertainty.. their expression is always a betrayer of deception; a subterfuge of profound misconception that is to say they are inscrutable and elusive. Encapsulated they are complex.Hope you understand now?
Lolllss..Adding salt to injury wif gramma

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Jokes Etc / Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Smartyb(f): 12:39am On Jun 05, 2015
StarryV:
Ok ok ok we've gotten the gist, so how can we help you?? You said 'please help me' how can we do dat? Do you want us to turn you to a real carrot?
lolz..cnt stop laughin

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