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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is The Only Country In The World Celebrating Eid-el-fitri Today by smatadex(m): 9:40pm On Jul 27, 2014
Moon sighting commitee confusion grin grin grin


Re dey worshipping d moon because everytin abt there fasting is sighting of moon


And xtain re worshiping Human being like me.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is The Only Country In The World Celebrating Eid-el-fitri Today by smatadex(m): 9:35pm On Jul 27, 2014
Instead of us to come together as one to make peace, some stupid Islam haters are busy commenting abt another mans business. There re other countries dat break their fasting today and for those pp that break their fast today they re right is either today or tomorrow So wats ur f**king problem fools y dont u face ur own religion.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is The Only Country In The World Celebrating Eid-el-fitri Today by smatadex(m): 9:08pm On Jul 27, 2014
Confused religion


So some idoit like dis still plenty for NL, abeg ow our celebration take concern u enemy of progress.
SportsRe: Did Messi Deserve The World Cup Golden Ball? by smatadex(m): 5:07am On Jul 14, 2014
[quote author=ambrosini593]To me a hell no. Thomas Mueller deserves it than Messi. What about you?. Let's hear from you


I love T Muller more than any1 on dis forum, but when u talk abt golden ball #Robben deserve it better than any1
SportsRe: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by smatadex(m): 11:21pm On Jul 13, 2014
At last, Bleep haters criticizing me for supporting Germany in this tournament. #DoroGermany
EducationRe: Africa's Best (2014) - Top 10 Private Universities On The Continent by smatadex(m): 5:04am On Jul 13, 2014
I no gree Akungba no dey der.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by smatadex(m): 5:05am On Jul 09, 2014
Lol broda i cnt stop laughing o, my own edo girl no wowo e stil make sense small buh den mad for bed.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by smatadex(m): 7:06pm On Jul 08, 2014
During my era on 2go i met dis chick, she's a student of 1 private polytechnic in Abk her voice is like that of angels voice so cool lovely nd sweet i just cant stop dreaming of her voice i luked at her pix on 2go nd its normal, we kept talking on fone day nd 9t dis girl dey cal me tire (BABY I CNT STOP THINKING ABT U M missing U u kw al dose girls talk) she don belle full for luv. So we fixed a date which is 2wiks to cum bt to my greatest surprise 2days after we fix d date she just caled me dat she wil becoming the next day, omo i sharply enter my iya alagbo place drink diff concoction u sabi nah i wan make she meet me fully loaded i don dey dream of d day my frnds don dey hail me, to cut d story short as d girl enter IB i went to pick her up i don even reach park b4 her bus land so i just leggo for 1 corner den my fone rang my hrtbeat wan burst i picked up d cal i heard d same sweetest voice i ever heard 'Baby were re u am at d park' as i c dis chick far away i just luk up unto God i said y God y me am standing der for like 5min i dont kw wat to do dis chick is damn fat wen u talk abt fat she's fucking too fat her tummy be lyk person wey get twins pregnant, so i just use 1 mind go meet am i kw even fit check her face as i Carry her reach my hostel u sabi guy hostel tins d shame too much diff names i just boñe face. Omo as night reach my concoction don start work i just bone face wan enter d zanga me wey be say i be slim guy (like T. Muller) i just be like leave wey den to top Ocean i too small for on top her buh my six round stañdard i make sure say she screams, i just free her d next morning as early as 5am o boy my frnds makes fun of me tire. I can neva 4get dat day.

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