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Romance › Re: When A Lady Is Too Hot To Stay Faithful To One Man. by Smellingmouth: 7:52pm On Nov 30, 2016

Lawlahdey:

Fear North.. grin

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Romance › Re: When A Lady Is Too Hot To Stay Faithful To One Man. by Smellingmouth: 7:46pm On Nov 30, 2016

Lawlahdey:
Smelling.Mouth/Smel.lyMouth , you're needed please

Lol.. You still have doubts abi? tongue

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 7:23pm On Nov 30, 2016

Urahara2:
Because of u now , the ants popci go beat shege from him body when he enta house

The kind lashes when he go collect ehn.

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Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 7:16pm On Nov 30, 2016

ItsQuinn:
Hahaha...Chai!
You just made that ant an outcast

Chisos..

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Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:39pm On Nov 30, 2016

MidasTouche01:
Chisux!!!!

I no know oooo

Ur main don dey kirikiri abi

Yes boss.. I dey with two big yansh babes erre.. grin

Romance › Re: Sucking Breasts, Licking Semen Can Give You HIV by Smellingmouth: 5:35pm On Nov 30, 2016

Hhmmm..

Nawa ooo.

Romance › Re: She Wants To Date Another Guy Asap In Order To Stop Having Feelings For Her Ex by Smellingmouth: 5:33pm On Nov 30, 2016

kinggogo:
Tell dah ur friend if she do am den she's an olosho

Haahah...

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:32pm On Nov 30, 2016

Urahara2:
Which place is that

The Amu..

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Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:29pm On Nov 30, 2016

[quote author=Urahara2 post=51518236][/quote]Tomorrow bruh.. cheesy

Imagine alaga1 dey prison for one week.

Chaii..

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:28pm On Nov 30, 2016

KingRex1:
Egbon na until dey march enter ur bed for night ur eye go clear

And the funny thing with these ants be say dem know the place to bite.. cheesy

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:24pm On Nov 30, 2016

MidasTouche01:
Are u Smellymout.h??

You nor know abi?

Na double thunder dey wait you.. grin

Anyways, ,lets not derail..

Lalasticlala, biko move makydebbie's thread to fp..

Signed, Snake Lovers association..

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:22pm On Nov 30, 2016

Urahara2:
Loolz, u r heartless

How na?

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:20pm On Nov 30, 2016

MidasTouche01:

God of thunder wey no fit produce 1kwt o electricity abi

Haha..

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:17pm On Nov 30, 2016

MidasTouche01:
NO, you are not wicked,

Just, Stewpeed....

Midas,the thunder when go fire u ehn.

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:16pm On Nov 30, 2016

MidasTouche01:
NO, you are not wicked,

Just, Stewpeed....

Waka..

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 5:13pm On Nov 30, 2016

ojun50:
bad guy no whala hw yr plenty gf for nairaland

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Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 4:59pm On Nov 30, 2016

ojun50:
lolz so u they there bt why never?

My parents are not pastors na..

Besides, if dem turn pastor eventually, na between them and God. cheesy

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 4:53pm On Nov 30, 2016

ojun50:
Smellingm.outh use to be a son of a pastor until he met makyde.bbie who is now incharge of our branch here.

If am liein ask crazymom.my

Lol..

Pastor's child? Never.. grin

Romance › Re: A Warning To Nairaland Guys! by Smellingmouth: 4:51pm On Nov 30, 2016

nikkypearl:
Kisschris
Jariz.od
Stfuareug.od
Mrco.rk
Smellymou.th....sey unaa don hear

Stop sending mail to the op

#yolo#

Iffa hear say I send any NL babe PM.. undecided

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by Smellingmouth: 4:27pm On Nov 30, 2016*

Sorry guys, I can't relate to any of these.. embarassed

But I did something really bad last night and it has been affecting my conscience.. cry

I was jejely drinking my garri, when I saw an ant strolling by on the floor. I quickly placed a cube of sugar along its path and watched as it scurried away to call its friends to come help transport the largese.
Immediately I sighted the ants coming for the sugar ,i quickly removed the sugar to make the first ant look like a liar..
Lalasticlala, Am I wicked? cry

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Romance › Re: Do I Have A Big Nose? by Smellingmouth: 1:57pm On Nov 30, 2016

No. You have drum nose

Romance › Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Smellingmouth: 1:37pm On Nov 30, 2016*

¤ See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator..
¤ You mess, Babangida repeat primary One..
¤ You mess two kuli kuli sumersault..
¤ The strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
¤ You mess, e no do poo; e no do par e do mama Ngozii..
¤ Your four corner head like 2B book..
¤ With your long preek like zoro sword...
¤ Your preek Long reach Heaven kon write ==" To be continued..."

______________________

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4552176_img20161110133042edit_jpeg909b862af324c72ff77a8b311dbfcc47

I miss my childhood days sha..

KD Barracks for laive mhennn..

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Romance › Re: Data Tariff Hike: Effects On The Romance Section by Smellingmouth: 1:35pm On Nov 30, 2016

ipledge5:
There will always be a way, Nothing will happen. People will still reply mentions, diss...but I'm not sure if airfoce1 will still be able to upload his oloshos pictures

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Romance › Re: Pls Help A Broken Hearted Brother by Smellingmouth: 1:18pm On Nov 30, 2016

U need this bruh.

Crime › Re: Man Attacked Female Hotel Attendant For Disrupting His Sex Plans by Smellingmouth: 12:49pm On Nov 30, 2016

Konji na basterd grin

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Crime › Re: SS1 Student Murdered In Yobe State (Graphic Photos) by Smellingmouth: 12:48pm On Nov 30, 2016

Chai

Politics › Re: We Never Ordered Operators To Raise Data Prices—fg by Smellingmouth: 12:16pm On Nov 30, 2016

babasolo:
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesss....Oga Smellymo.uth abeg help me with that daniel brian pix

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Daniel-Bryan.gif

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Romance › Re: From PM To The Altar: Two Nairalanders Wed by Smellingmouth: 10:20am On Nov 30, 2016

Congratulations Mzflexydeeva and leeport..

May God bless your union..

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