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13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by curvysola(f): 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2016
Primary school was such a silly time in our lives.

As kids, we were so innocent and precious and usually involved in some form of mischief or the other. There were awesome trademark insults that everyone in primary school knew. Getting these insults was the most painful thing ever, and here are the most common ones we could remember.

1. ‘Bombastic element’


2. You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?


3. ‘Tear Tear, Patch Patch, Omo baba shoemaker’


4. ‘American dusting powder’


5. ‘See your scatter scatter teeth like James bond bullet’


6. ‘The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am’


7. ‘You mess, akpu fly gate.’


8. ‘Monkey banana’


9. ‘The strongest man for your village na akpu kill am’


10. ‘You mess for church, Jesus statue wey dey for crucifix cover hin nose’



12. ‘Kuli-kuli attack your village, nobody survive’

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Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 1:35pm On Nov 30, 2016
-Unbreakable chinchin
-Indian kpomo
-American dustbin
-Amala head(for those that rocked skin-cut)
...and many more
gringrin

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Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Emescot(m): 1:36pm On Nov 30, 2016
Attention all unit, its like this op and kisschrix went to the same primary school with me... 1-12 is onpoint bro
KissChrix:
-Unbreakable chinchin
-Indian kpomo
-American dustbin
-Amala head(for those that rocked skin-cut)
...and many more
gringrin
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Smellingmouth: 1:37pm On Nov 30, 2016
¤ See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator..
¤ You mess, Babangida repeat primary One..
¤ You mess two kuli kuli sumersault..
¤ The strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
¤ You mess, e no do poo; e no do par e do mama Ngozii.. grin
¤ Your four corner head like 2B book..
¤ With your long preek like zoro sword...
¤ Your preek Long reach Heaven kon write ==" To be continued..." cheesy

______________________



I miss my childhood days sha..

KD Barracks for laive mhennn..

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Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by seunny4lif(m): 1:38pm On Nov 30, 2016
Waiting for FP grin grin grin
Seun abi Lala
Una know say data don increase sha grin grin grin
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by softMarket(m): 1:38pm On Nov 30, 2016
ME- i kill my one star

OP- i kill my two star

ME- i kill my three star

OP- i kill my four star

ME- i kill my five star

OP- i kill my six star

ME- so u killed ur sister? I will report u to the police grin

OP- (starts crying and beggin)

ME- tongue moi-moi brain

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Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 1:40pm On Nov 30, 2016
Emescot:
Attention all unit, its like this op and kisschrix went to the same primary school with me... 1-12 is onpoint bro

Na that Amala head I rock pass gringrin

Any small hair, blade don land on My head gringrin
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 1:41pm On Nov 30, 2016
See ur flat head like olumba signboard
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by sinaj(f): 1:42pm On Nov 30, 2016
Lol

No 10 got me laughing grin

Ajekpako life sha grin

I really miss d good old days smiley
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by makydebbie(f): 1:45pm On Nov 30, 2016
Yea the good old days in Nigeria.


That bombastic element is so truecheesy
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by talktonase(m): 1:54pm On Nov 30, 2016
I no go lie the yab dey pain me... >sad
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Emescot(m): 1:55pm On Nov 30, 2016
KissChrix:


Na that Amala head I rock pass gringrin

Any small hair, blade don land on My head gringrin
gringringrin All my life na only 2 times i rock am 1. Wen i dey primary school i go barb my hair i come collect parting my pman say make i go back go comot everything 2. Na when teacher put chewed (chewing) gum for my hair... Lmao
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 2:08pm On Nov 30, 2016
Emescot:
gringringrin All my life na only 2 times i rock am 1. Wen i dey primary school i go barb my hair i come collect parting my pman say make i go back go comot everything 2. Na when teacher put chewed (chewing) gum for my hair... Lmao

Bad boiy gringrin You dey put parting for primary school grin

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Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Emescot(m): 2:12pm On Nov 30, 2016
KissChrix:


Bad boiy gringrin You dey put parting for primary school grin
Lol just a simple innocent parting o dats all... grin
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by dedons: 3:51pm On Nov 30, 2016
The tallest man for your village sit down ontop maggi yet him legs no reach ground...





The strongest man for your village na kulikuli he take dey carry weight.
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by UniQuegrACE(f): 4:14pm On Nov 30, 2016
KissChrix:
-Unbreakable chinchin

-Indian kpomo

-American dustbin

-Amala head(for those that rocked skin-cut)

...and many more
gringrin
grin grin grin grin
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by NevetsIbot(m): 11:51pm On Nov 30, 2016
bombastic elementry science.
You tall finish, you look like smoked cigar.
Your black and white like chickens poo
Your dick hard like mallam brakes.
Your internal organs like transistor radio.
Your chest is wide like fg signboard.


Your head is shaved and clear like ibadans express way.

Kai, lol
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 11:56pm On Nov 30, 2016
Smellingmouth:
¤ See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator..
¤ You mess, Babangida repeat primary One..
¤ You mess two kuli kuli sumersault..
¤ The strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
¤ You mess, e no do poo; e no do par e do mama Ngozii.. grin
¤ Your four corner head like 2B book..
¤ With your long preek like zoro sword...
¤ Your preek Long reach Heaven kon write ==" To be continued..." cheesy

______________________



I miss my childhood days sha..

KD Barracks for laive mhennn..
I can imagine what you were like in primary school. grin cheesy cheesy
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by misshoree(f): 11:58pm On Nov 30, 2016
Was used to just 1,4 and 8 tho
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by heayey(m): 12:01am On Dec 01, 2016
On point @op
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by gifty99200(f): 5:41am On Dec 01, 2016
Tall u no tall, short u no short u be like headmaster biro lol.
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by jamalnation(m): 5:53am On Dec 01, 2016
Lol.. You dey mad you dey crazy you dey Gbogbolo Shiga that was d finishing move then

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Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Smellingmouth: 5:58am On Dec 01, 2016
Benita27:
I can imagine what you were like in primary school. grin cheesy cheesy

Hahaha..

T'was fun back in the days.
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Chienex24(m): 7:39am On Dec 01, 2016
those years... men I don dey old ooo... time to search for pink f and settle down quickly....
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 8:22am On Dec 01, 2016
Smellingmouth:


Hahaha..

T'was fun back in the days.
Happy New month.

Sure it was fun but it seems some kids had more fun than others.

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Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by debque(m): 8:44am On Dec 01, 2016
born by mistake
American dustbin
your head is nuh correct
unbreakable chinchin
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Smellingmouth: 10:59am On Dec 01, 2016
Benita27:
Happy New month.

Sure it was fun but it seems some kids had more fun than others.

I guess yours was ==" life of an ajebutter kid" grin

Happy new month Beni..

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Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 11:03am On Dec 01, 2016
Smellingmouth:


I guess yours was ==" life of an ajebutter kid" grin

Happy new month Beni..
Not really, there was no room for that in my primary school, but i'm familiar with some you mentioned. grin
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 11:08am On Dec 01, 2016
Kuli-kuli attack your village, nobody survive. cry

Even in adulthood this should be painful still. embarassed

Do you know what it means - for kuli kuli to even think of attacking your village is an abomination, not to talk of obliterating the lives in your village. undecided

Painful cry
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by luchee(f): 11:13am On Dec 01, 2016
Bicycle seat head
You short sotay you use ladder climb maggi
You poo for river, all the fish shout "are we safe?"
Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Smellingmouth: 11:36am On Dec 01, 2016
Benita27:
Not really, there was no room for that in my primary school, but i'm familiar with some you mentioned. grin

But you can't compare yours to mine.. grin

Obviously you attended one of the best primary school in your area..

You want me to describe how mine was? grin cheesy

I hope your day is going as planned.

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Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Urahara2: 11:37am On Dec 01, 2016
Smellingmouth:


But you can't compare yours to mine.. grin

Obviously you attended one of the best primary school in your area..

You want me to describe how mine was? grin cheesy

I hope your day is going as planned.


Smellingmouth u for don dey chop cane well a for primary school tongue

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