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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 10:21am On Jan 29, 2021
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Cruise upon cruise.. cheesy

Shalaye upon shalayes.

Our season is over mhennn. cheesy This was how assnal ended. Flatter to deceive.. cheesy

Unless we sack him, it's still gonna be the same fvcking circle!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 6:03am On Jan 29, 2021
We don't need Ole, his wife Martial,his brother lindelof, tuanzebe and james

All of these are mediocre bunch who wouldn't step a toe into a title challenging team.

Man City and Liverpool wouldn't have those even for free.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 5:58am On Jan 29, 2021
TrebleChamp:
Leicester City won the EPL in 2015/16 season cos the big teams had a massive deep in form. We are in a similar situation this season, but because it is Ole we shouldn't hope. Their is still time to do some late transfers, let him get a dm and a striker in as Cavani cannot play every game, while Martial and Rashford aren't so reliable. Let him also stop this rubbish Bruno/Pogba midfield combo, and return to the tested and trusted Bruno/McFred combo with Greenwood, Rashford and a better striker ahead of them. Pogba and Martial should be starting from the bench going forward.

When Leicester won the league, they beat opponents with determination, it shows how ready they are to win the title.

Let's drop off the high expectations..Ole is just a mediocre coach....

When Bruno performs United wins and when he doesn’t ole gets exposed. End of a hope.. I am pretty sure man city won’t loose a single game from here..

Any other thing for this thread na just pure cruise. I have accepted our fate.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 7:43pm On Jan 28, 2021
Woke up this morning feeling angry.

Ole why na?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 8:51am On Jan 28, 2021
BARAJ92:
What is the fault of De gea in the first goal, he came out to punch the ball but was push from the back. We score a similar goal without Maguire having contact with the goalkeeper, our goal was disallowed.

The beauty about being a man Utd fan is that we don't go about ranting about refree wrong decisions against us like other team.


DDG was shoved from the back when he's trying to punch the ball leading to him not having the power in his fist. How that wasn't ruled out by VAR baffles me...

DDG or Schmeichel doesn't matter when a player goes through your back while you're in the air.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 8:38am On Jan 28, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Thank God Chelsea didn't get the Leipzig coach.

Where are the OleIners when you need them.... They should please come and tell me why we lost to a bottom placed side at home.




BTW.... A right thinking coach will never start Martial again... Not even in a friendly game....Gosh I wish I had a Gun and was close to OT

Ole's loyalty to Martial and Rashford will cost him his job.

Starting Tuanzebe will cost him his job.

Making late substitutions will cost him his job.

When some of the players fail to perform what should a manager do? Substitute them, but he left Martial to play full game and kept tuanzebe on the pitch till second goal came in despite having a yellow. Did the samething (fred) in Champions League. OLE is too relax!!

The man basically surrendered the title last night.

I am just sad..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 11:02pm On Jan 27, 2021
nitrogen:


I don’t know what he is expecting from VDB at this time. It is 6 minutes left FFS!

Just putting pressure on the young boy!

This foolish Ole would be losing then sit down and cross leg smiling like who is in a dinner date..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 11:00pm On Jan 27, 2021
nihilistjnr:


Na like this I Siddon to watch the ball in a relaxed manner

Hahaha una good night.. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 10:57pm On Jan 27, 2021
nitrogen:


I don’t think these guys train sha

They are all mad abeg. Ole is even crazier to keep martial on the pitch..

Man utd defense is a myth, how can you let people have that much space inside the box?
Burke wasn’t picked up 3 separate times in the build up to that goal. In acres of space in our box...


All comes from that useless fuxcking waste of space martial losing the ball. How is he anywhere near the club let alone getting a start every week.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 10:52pm On Jan 27, 2021
Sad..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 10:49pm On Jan 27, 2021
See space!! See space!!

This is freaking annoying..

Where is bailly? Injured again or what?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 10:39pm On Jan 27, 2021
Magwaya!!!!


God bless you Telles. Get martial off the pitch and off the club asap!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 10:37pm On Jan 27, 2021
airmark:


What about your boy, Bruno, wetin go do am ? grin grin grin

Bruno can't do it all. If only your boy crapvertz can do half of what Bruno is doing, who knows? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 10:33pm On Jan 27, 2021
De gea mumu..

Tuanzebe .. ode..

Na ogun go peel una cap if una lose this game

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 9:58pm On Jan 27, 2021
Martial is utterly hopeless and useless at the moment .

Its not a United match without martial missing a sitter!! Damn..

I feel like tearing that 9 off his jersey.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 9:53pm On Jan 27, 2021
Expert17:


Degea got bumped where?

The mumu gk didnt calculate before going for the ball

De gea can be so annoying sometimes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 9:50pm On Jan 27, 2021
So De Gea gets bumped, goal given, Sheffield Utd keeper bumped, free kick.

Football's a bleeped up game sometimes..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 9:39pm On Jan 27, 2021
Mtchewww..

De gea is maddddd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 9:28pm On Jan 27, 2021
Unlucky Rashford! Fantastic start....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 9:23pm On Jan 27, 2021
Win and a clean sheet that's all I want....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 8:58pm On Jan 27, 2021
nihilistjnr:


Truer words have never been spoken tbh


Respekkkkt cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 8:58pm On Jan 27, 2021
Ibime:


Don't be lazy my guy. The deadline for Xmas tree to come down is 6th of January.


Yessaaahhhh.. cheesy

Lol..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 8:56pm On Jan 27, 2021
nihilistjnr:


Nice idea actually. Not my style though.

I'm just happy knowing that Mrs Smelly..mouth runs things in your house. Left to you, na so so meme pictures you go hang for all the whole parlour cheesy


I used to think that I know what it takes to fully run a home and the often unruly inhabitant who live in it(daughter) cheesy but there’s no crueler teacher than experience..

Bros, sometimes you just have to choose your battles. Let them have their way...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 8:46pm On Jan 27, 2021
NextD18:
Fraudvertz no sabi play ball. Let's be honest.

I know it's difficult to admit that we were scammed.

A player that isn't missed in his former club.

That should ring a bell.

Snail in human form with long leg shouldn't be in this team.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 8:40pm On Jan 27, 2021
nihilistjnr:


Why is your Christmas tree still up?

You wan hang valentine's Day present for there ni?


Lol.. Too lazy to take down the tree, but my wife is thinking of undecorate and redecorate for each holiday...

She feels it's more fun than shoving it back into the box...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 8:04pm On Jan 27, 2021
arukwe123:
Rest now. How is Telles doing? Signed only to be benched by Fat Shaw

Chilwell: £45m..

Telles and Shaw: £40m..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 8:02pm On Jan 27, 2021
Crapvertz is truly a flop...

The way blueangel44 and co hyped him you'd have thought he was better than Bruno and as much as iamj wants to slander Mount, he's been one of your best performers and should be starting.

Watch how Tuchel takes off Crapvertz for him..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 7:59pm On Jan 27, 2021
Chilwell can still come out good but his start to the season blinded shekpites fans... grin cheesy

Honey moon period is over..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 7:13pm On Jan 27, 2021
nihilistjnr:
Watching with relaxed mind... cool


Watching with over relaxed mind. cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 2:52pm On Jan 26, 2021
taiwoliu:
Except that Chelsea Ladies have 2 outstanding matches lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

They beat us in our penultimate match.

Yeah. Just saw it now. But considering this team just got formed in 2018, they play better soccer despite just being formed two seasons ago..

Kudos to the ladies tho.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 2:36pm On Jan 26, 2021
Man Utd gave Ole time when he was going through a tough spell, Assnal did the same with Arteta, Liverpool are doing the same with Klopp.

I hate this ‘hire and fire’ policy that exists at Chelsea under Abramovich..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 2:30pm On Jan 26, 2021
Man united ladies on top of the WSL and man utd top the Premier league. Good times... cool

GGMU..

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