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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Smellymouth: 5:56pm On Jul 23, 2022
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Smellymouth: 5:56pm On Jul 23, 2022
xtremeTall:
so you been around .
Ha ha
Yes ooo. Been around. How your side bro?
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Smellymouth: 7:35am On Jul 09, 2022
xtremeTall:
HA HA ha ,I can relate
I will choose smelly.mouth grin..
The monicker and his/her comments always make me smile/laugh..
Been a whille I see his comments on the forum though
cheesy

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Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by Smellymouth: 2:03pm On Jun 24, 2022
chibertha:
Congrats

haha @winter jacket


cheesy cheesy. Gracias.

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Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by Smellymouth: 1:54pm On Jun 24, 2022
KennyBI:


Congratulations!!!

Thanks OG ..

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Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by Smellymouth: 12:52pm On Jun 24, 2022
Uriel12:



I'm applying to the same school!

Oh really? That's great. Wishing you all the best Uriel.. Hope to see you in spring..

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Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by Smellymouth: 12:43pm On Jun 24, 2022
obajoey:
I will share this same good news soon, Amen.
Congrats.

Thanks baba.

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Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by Smellymouth: 12:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
Visa approved
Graduate student visa.
First attempt.
Abuja embassy.
White female V.O.
Program : Masters in business Administration.
School : University of Bridgeport, Connecticut..

Good day my people. First of , all thanks goes to GOD. Trust me guys, GOD is real..I realized today how faithful GOD truly is. I have been a silent reader here for close to a year now. Decided to go offline and carefully study this thread to avoid distractions..I made sure I read through all the pages on this thread including every transcript posted here. To everyone who has posted transcripts, you guys are a blessing.

So I got to abuja late last night due to some unforeseen circumstances. I woke up to the sound of pouring rain and thunder this morning around 5:30am. Hurriedly had my bath , got dressed and tried requesting a bolt ride all to no avail probably due to the unavailability of fuel and the heavy fall of rain.. I quickly glanced at my watch and noticed it was almost 6:40am and my interview was scheduled for 7:30am..That was when panic sets in. I immediately removed my shoe, picked up my documents (placed them in a plastic folder), kept my shirt inside a polythene bag, took some money and ran out in the rain wearing just my trouser pants and a singlet to get a cab from Maitama to the USA embassy cheesy

I nor kuku send.. Fortunately I found one at Panama street, jumped inside and got dressed in the vehicle. Devil na mumu.. Werey wan use rain take stop me . grin

I entered the embassy and I noticed a white lanky man was dishing out blue slips to everyone he interviewed . I silently prayed to GOD not to get to his counter. Fortunately, the lady at window 11 called out when it was my turn.

ME: Good morning Ma'am.
V.O: Good morning, how are you?.
ME: I am fine.
V.O: Pass me your passport and i-20.
V.O: What are you travelling to the usa For?
ME: I am travelling to the USA to pursue my master's degree in Business Adminstration at University of Bridgeport, Connecticut.
V.O: Why this university?
ME : I choosed University of Bridgeport, Connecticut because the university offered me an admission into Business Administration coupled with courses tailored towards my career aspirations. I will also be privileged to work with Professor Greg Kogan, whose research covers multiple disciplines such as economics and Business analytics. His works have been published in leading journals including International Journal of Commerce and E-business Management..
V.O: What is your post study plan?
ME : "..I intend to do..".Immediately village people stepped in.. I totally forgot everything...I blurted out,--'kaiii. Omo!'. She smiled and said,"Take a deep breath"

I took a deep breath, smiled, thanked her and continued. ".. I intend to do a lateral career switch from my present role as a project manager to Bleep manager within the same company. This MBA program will enable me build competency to be able to function as a Bleep.
V.O: Types endlessly then asked ,"Why the USA"?
ME: Studying in the USA will expose me to research opportunities which can't be achieved here in Nigeria. Also it's a known fact that the USA remains the No 1 in the world when it comes to innovation, technology and most especially business.
V.O: Okay. Was just typing without looking at me. Eventually glanced at me and asked, " I can see you have some fundings, who will pay the deficit?
ME: My uncle will be the one paying half of it and I already have savings that would cover the rest of the expenses.
V.O : Everything seems good here. Types , types, types( my heart was beating profusely).
After a long wait, she gave me the white slip and muttered a whole lot of stuffs. I nor even listen. cheesy I quickly grabbed the slip before she changes her mind, thanked her and literally fled. grin

Special thanks to everyone here. The journey started a year ago. And thanks to GOD, today it's a reality. This forum is a blessing. I did everything by myself without an agent's help. Everything I needed, I got from this thread. I painstakingly studied all the transcripts posted here and it was what I used to prepare for my interview.. Justwise, one love man... To everyone out there, may GOD crown all our efforts with success.

Lemme go and buy my winter jacket... cheesy cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 6:53pm On Jul 01, 2021
Skimpledawg:

Be like you want make Sancho flop like this abi?

undecided undecided

I for say make thunder blast your blockos but i no go talk am bros.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 6:49pm On Jul 01, 2021
eph12:

So nobody should partner Maguire again because of his transfer price tag, alagba?

No. Don't get me wrong Eph. Why are we getting another CB to compliment maguire? Maguire's best attributes involve his physicality and aerial ability, whereas he's pretty poor on the ball, he doesn't read the game at a high level and he's very poor at defending in space especially when he's isolated.

So the thing with Maguire is he's a pretty good cb for a mid table or bottom of the table team like when he was at Leicester whereas he's at best average for a team who wants to be challenging for a title and in the champions league.

When you're at a big club they tend do have a lot more of the ball, play higher up the pitch and especially in modern football most big sides play a pretty high press and so there isn't as much protection in front of the defense, and all those things highlight all the things Maguire struggles with.


Truth is he's a terrible 90m defender. He's probably a very decent 40m defender..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 5:51pm On Jul 01, 2021
Lana1:
THis club don teach me lesson never to raise my hopes.
Na look and observe mode I dey for United matter

Until i see sancho hold shirt, snap , tweet am then enter carrington to train with the other players, i wont believe any gist.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 5:47pm On Jul 01, 2021
Skimpledawg:

tongue

Come down from mountain fess cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 3:35pm On Jul 01, 2021
handelex:
Maguire has given as good as he's got his price tag non the less which is not his making. Lindelof is similar to Maguire but less weaker, Bailly that would have complimented him better is made of glass, Tuanzebe can't be trusted.

If Dejan Lovren was not convincing with Van Dyke. Let's hope Varane works out if he comes eventually.

Quick one bro. Is varane better than Lindelof?

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Car Talk / Re: Automatic Transmission And Gear Repairs In Nigeria by Smellymouth: 3:22pm On Jul 01, 2021
kingreign:


Hello Sir, I can't give an answer to your query because I don't know what may be wrong with your car. If you're in Abuja, we could meet and I'd check it for you. If you're not in Abuja, get your car properly checked by a competent technician.

Cheers!

Alright bro. Thanks man.

I nor be Sir ooooo. cheesy cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 3:21pm On Jul 01, 2021
handelex:
Varane ain't the brightest of players, hope Slabhead will provide that needed in game leadership and organization he needs to thrive.


If we are severely in need of someone to partner slabhead, it is obvious he has not lived up to his transfer price tag.

His transfer price tag is a reflection of market reality and not his ability.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 3:11pm On Jul 01, 2021
GloryIsaac:


grin grin

This is what detests me in a possible Haaland transfer.

By the time Haaland pop like 30 goals in the first season, Raiola no go gree Man Utd rest grin

Mino is a vicious negotiator with a stable of clients that makes it difficult for him to be strong-armed by club management.

Dude is not concerned about the success or failure of his clients’s teams.

Left to me, I would not sign any of his clients. It is like dating a girl with an alcoholic father. You get both as a package, and you know the father is going to cause problems. The only question is when.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 2:43pm On Jul 01, 2021
handelex:
The IQ in that partnership is...... lipsrsealed

Say it jare. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 2:42pm On Jul 01, 2021
Expert17:


I just dey wait first

cheesy cheesy

Who is even behind the deal ? Ole solksjaer or Ed?

Cox i am not understanding.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 2:33pm On Jul 01, 2021
Varane and slab head? cheesy

Calamitious calamity. cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 2:30pm On Jul 01, 2021
KingTom:

His Acolytes Griffon and Diggz have been silent as their god Baal, na only Skimple dey make noise grin

grin cheesy Long may their silence reign.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 2:00pm On Jul 01, 2021
KingTom:
grin grin

King, that pastor dumeje aka skimpledawg nor allow me rest. grin

Lass lass, amadioha or ayelala go visit am..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 1:44pm On Jul 01, 2021
Skimpledawg. You evil prophet of baal disturbing my mentions because of UCL trophy.. cheesy

Amadioha scatter you and that your mountain of prayers cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 1:37pm On Jul 01, 2021
BlueAngel444:
and Mane no dey push for move, shocked

Lol.. E be things. Small ball when pogba go play, he foolish agent go dey threaten man utd. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 1:33pm On Jul 01, 2021
BlueAngel444:
he done sign new contract shocked

This life nor balance.

Thiago , Firmino and even milner collects bigger weekly wages than mane? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 1:30pm On Jul 01, 2021
LostMyZeal:


cheesy cheesy cheesy

Martial load wey dun already dey inside him Bagco bag

Sancho was signed at all cost to enable a smooth and hitch-free uninstallation of Martial.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 1:19pm On Jul 01, 2021
Expert17:


We should cash out on Martial, De Gea and Pogba asap.

De Gea? NO.. Pogba ? YESSS..

Pogba is really good, but he needs someone else to do his dirty work. At Juve, he had Marchisio and Pirlo/Vidal backing him. For France, he had Kante/Matuidi. This enabled him to play with freedom. He plays well when he does not have the pressure of him being the outright star performer. At Juventus, Pirlo/Tevez/Buffon/Vidal were considered star performers. At France, more hope was pinned on Kante, Mbappe and then came Pogba.

So in a nutshell, if someone else does his dirty work and there is not much pressure on him, he does very well. So if you are going to build a team around him it’s a huge risk. For one simple reason, even if there is someone backing him, he might disappear at some stages of the game.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 1:09pm On Jul 01, 2021
Trevor012:

Or even brozovic cheesy

Brozovic is one of the most underrated player in the serie A..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Smellymouth: 12:25pm On Jul 01, 2021
Trevor012:
Players who have entered the final year of their contract today

Franck kessie won't be a bad buy.
Car Talk / Re: Automatic Transmission And Gear Repairs In Nigeria by Smellymouth: 11:57am On Jul 01, 2021
Good day kingreign,

i drive a 2010 Toyota camry SE.. But the fuel consumption is high.

My mechanic initially said it was vacuum leak, maybe air intake snorkel is ripped. We fixed it all to no avail.

I took it elsewhere, he said bad fuel injectors affected the gas mileage . Fixed it yet same issue.

I am beginning to suspect there's defect with the engine management system. What do you think?

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Sports / Re: OFFICIAL: Tottenham Have Appointed Nuno Espirito Santo As Their New Manager by Smellymouth: 10:08am On Jul 01, 2021
Good signing. Nuno Espirito Santo has a very pragmatic approach to football and that has been an important part of the success that wolves has achieved.

They play with 3 men at the back, which has been quite popular among teams ever since Antonio Conte took Chelsea to their sixth league title. During an attack their wingbacks press a high line. Usually Adama Traore leads the attack from the right and Matt Doherty from the left. This team is a perfect puzzle with two versatile strikers (Raul Jimenez & Jota) and two controlling midfielders( Neves and Moutinho).
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, Mr P, Juliet Ibrahim, Others Storm House Opening Of Prince Kpokpogri by Smellymouth: 9:51am On Jul 01, 2021
obontami:
Mr.P dropped an album last month or so. That album flopped so much even Peter himself can't remember he dropped any shit. Talk about being a trash musician.

Tami. Omo iya. Ni'bo Iowa?

Eka ro aburo..

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Barcelona Contract Has Expired, He Is A Free Agent Now by Smellymouth: 12:54am On Jul 01, 2021
For his sake and Barcelona's sake, he should leave.

Other players are too dependent on him when he plays and the whole game tends to be around him when he is on the field and when he fails to be at his best, barca loses. Well, that's the downside of having a GOAT in your team.

Not blaming him, but when he is not there, other players play freely, shoot freely and play their natural game instead of finding Messi and moving the ball to him. I think this shows that it's time...

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