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virus04:
abuja to bayelsa.. 15 days??..lol

lagos to abuja 19 days??..lol

na pple wey no go skul go believe..

Like Buhari and his followers

Sorry bro. Google Maps shows the distance between Abuja and where they are (patani bridge) to be about 606km, Abuja to Lagos (berger) to be 732km. If they can cover what they have in 15 days, 19 days to Abuja is realistic considering the walker had nobody that could slow him down. So stop showing ur ignorance in public. Nice day

Please do you have any installment payment plans?

I have done some jobs with an organisation which employs mostly first class graduates, students from ivy league schools and experienced titans of industry from around the world.
On close observation, something stood out about the first class products no matter the university and all of them, with no exception have these characteristics:

All of them are timely. Every mail is replied as soon as possible, every task completed in the shortest and soonest time possible. In other words they are very good time managers and planners. Always keep this in mind.

Here in France we call Joseph Yobo, CALAMITy. So the caption should read: 'Calamity Endorses Jonathan For Second Term'

I am loving this. Technocrat against technocrat, brain against brain. Anyway it swings, lagos is gonna have a person of substance in the Governors seat. I kinda prefer Jimi as a person though.

Na wa o. This is one proud armed robber o

See what too much of TV has caused for these children, trying to look like Lady Gaga . They look like an extraction from Adam's family.

We are endangered species. Grab your copy NOW!!!

Chai!! The small girl has been deceived. Puppy love. Experience go open her eye.

TDstarr:
group of old lonely bichhhes

miss favour u do me dis one o

I smell something cooking. It's called BEEF!

Television hasn't lost relevance however, it has been used as a tool by the good, the bad and the ugly.

hansad:
List of those who do not believe that President Jonathan is governing Nigeria well: 1, those who unleash violene coloured by religion against Nigeria. 2, those who foolishly believe that their tribesman shall be made Vice President under Buhari president, so that when old Buhari cannot finish eight years in office, their tribesman VP shall automatically become president. But little do they know that in a circumstance of Buhari or any other born to rule president leaving office, born to rule must insist to complete eight years. And after that eight years, becoming president becomes survival of the fittest. 3, the talakawas of far north deceived since 599 BC by their leaders to believe that their reward is in the next world, not on this earth. 4, those who do not understand that those wrecking violence on Nigeria do so to cow Nigerians to submission, in order to vote out the incumbent govt, and vote in those who have similar aspirations to have Nigeria be governed by extreme Islamic sharia laws. 5, those who do not believe that the present govt had since despatched the best of soldiers and weapons Nigeria can afford to stop the insurgents. 6, ethnic/religious bigots who do not believ that someone from a minority tribe or from outside their religion is fit to preside over Nigeria.

List of those who believe that President Jonathan is governing Nigeria well include:

1. Those who due to years of suffering and deprivation as a country have come to accept mediocrity and the mundane as normal

2. Those who feel Nigeria can do no better than we have at the moment

3. Those who are still carrying a bias based on ethnicity, religion or appearance rather than capacity to get the job done.

4. Those whose political affiliation has removed all sense of proper judgement from the brain in their skulls

5. Those who honestly believe the military is not compromised

You don't need to be biased towards any political party. The fact that someone does not fit into a leadership role does not mean you extol the non existent virtues of his unacommplished/unpopular opponent

eligibility:
You are missing things together , brother JONA and Pastor Oritsejafor are the brain behind the evils in the north. When his jet was seized along with the alleged 9.3 billion dollars ,FG infuenced the case. None of them will go unpunished.

What is this one saying?

I wonder which people took the poll. Probably some people in the house of assembly. Poll ko poll ni. Make una just reach anywhere for street dey tell people Johnathan is doing really well, then u will get the real approval rating. Shio

Leadership by example. Please IBB can you lead the Jihad? We want you at the war front

It's so sad that people are treated as statistics in this country. While all these are happening, our leaders are busy declaring for second term in office and having marches all over the place. We have the girls who have not been found and have almost become history, but for those campaigning for their release. Boko Haram wrecking havoc and the military in great controversy fighting the kamikazee minded boko haram. All hope is not lost but Nigerians have to wake up. The quality of leaders that govern us cannot be better than those who elected them. Borno is far right now to most of those reading this post but its only a matter of time. Boko Haram's goal, as stated in their release to Agence France-Presse in 2011 is to dominate all states from Abuja northward of nigeria. Please leave sentiments aside and vote in those who can get the job done irrespective of tribal, religious and political divides. God bless Nigeria

ARareGem:
I'm 30th May and I don't have the strength to go through all dem 9 pages. Any birthday mate?

Finally a birthday mate. Hi mate