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FoodRe: How Is This Thing Called This? by SMOGnow: 3:08pm On Jul 02, 2025
bantilosha:
Burner sounds way better than cooker. No be lie you talk there
it's not about what sounds better. It's about what is right.
FoodRe: How Is This Thing Called This? by SMOGnow: 3:08pm On Jul 02, 2025
bantilosha:
gas can never be an adjective.

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it's actually an adjective, but it doesn't refer to the gas that burners use
FoodRe: How Is This Thing Called This? by SMOGnow: 3:07pm On Jul 02, 2025
bantilosha:
it's clear what it refers to, but why it refers to it in that manner, isn't
what is there not to understand? Abi na Facebook boy you be?
FoodRe: How Is This Thing Called This? by SMOGnow: 3:06pm On Jul 02, 2025
immortalcrown:
The word, "gas", is an adjective in the name.

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That's right. It's an adjective.

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RomanceRe: Why Do I Always Meet Girls Like This? by SMOGnow: 4:39pm On Jun 10, 2025
englishmart:
I met this babe last month. I managed to get her number, and we've been in contact since then. I was planning to propose to her next month, but won't dare anymore after this clip from our recent conversation
Na you dey feed her before?
PoliticsRe: A 3-year-old Kid Was Captured Weeping, Wondering What To Do With His Small Life by SMOGnow: 9:55am On Mar 18, 2025
englishmart:
cheesy cheesy
it's not funny
PoliticsRe: Five Minutes With This Man All By Yourselves, What Will You Do? by SMOGnow: 9:54am On Mar 18, 2025
Maj196:
I will beat the hell out of him walai
that guy fut still beat you up o
PoliticsRe: Five Minutes With This Man All By Yourselves, What Will You Do? by SMOGnow: 9:54am On Mar 18, 2025
If I talk I'm in trouble
PoliticsRe: A 3-year-old Kid Was Captured Weeping, Wondering What To Do With His Small Life by SMOGnow: 8:33am On Jan 24, 2025
englishmart:
The video is funny and, at the same time, touching. What could such a young kid be going through to inspire such a pronouncement?
Could it be that the hunger-laden administration of the City Boy has him under siege?

Here's the video



https://youtube.com/shorts/JbnAEj8gSOo?si=e0Jjq75wUtBUgjCA
Tinubu don turn kids to adults
FoodRe: Can You Finish This In One Sitting? by SMOGnow: 2:57pm On Dec 11, 2024
bantilosha:
Na lie. If you smoke and eat very well, e go show for your body
facts
FoodRe: Can You Finish This In One Sitting? by SMOGnow: 2:57pm On Dec 11, 2024
bantilosha:
Every Yoruba person like oily soup. This is not up for a debate.
I'm a yoruba boy and I don't like oily soup
FoodRe: Can You Finish This In One Sitting? by SMOGnow: 2:56pm On Dec 11, 2024
illicit:
Too greasy

If the oil was reduced I will eat it 4 or 5 times
ajebota
FoodRe: Does It Matter If Fish Is Incorporated Into Your Soup This Way? by SMOGnow: 2:48pm On Dec 05, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Who would add fresh fish to soup without first seasoning and partially cooking it? The properly cooked fish not only tastes sweeter and better but also reduces the strong odor associated with fresh fish.

If I were to visit your home and witness you adding uncooked, fresh fish directly to your soup, I would immediately infer that you lack culinary expertise and possibly maintain questionable hygiene standards and would never eat that rubbish.
Your points don't have a bearing.
FoodRe: Does It Matter If Fish Is Incorporated Into Your Soup This Way? by SMOGnow: 2:48pm On Dec 05, 2024
illicit:
I can't see it too
look well, bro
FoodRe: Does It Matter If Fish Is Incorporated Into Your Soup This Way? by SMOGnow: 2:48pm On Dec 05, 2024
englishmart:
Meat is understandable. It has to be precooked to soften it. You don't have to soften fish. And it's not like you throw away the fish broth after cooking. I don't see any difference
There's a big difference na
FoodRe: Does It Matter If Fish Is Incorporated Into Your Soup This Way? by SMOGnow: 2:47pm On Dec 05, 2024
illicit:
The end justifies the means abeg...

Some people just find it repulsive


Anyway, if its meat, if you boil it separately for some minutes with seasoning before adding to soup or making soup with it, it rises, tastes and looks different than just adding it raw to soup...
which kain yeye end. This is poisonous bro or sis
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 1:31am On Dec 04, 2024
grin grin
wunmi590:
Another fellow werey spotted 😆 🤣 😂 😹
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 1:31am On Dec 04, 2024
cheesy cheesy
Meteng:
Him no put o. Him want am fresh and he know say the thing dey close by, so no need to preserve cheesy
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 9:03am On Dec 03, 2024
bantilosha:
better
better what?
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 9:03am On Dec 03, 2024
EmmyMaestro:
Incase he wants to drink tea abi ? After all milk don cost for this Tunubu regime

grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I dey tells you bro
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 7:49pm On Dec 02, 2024
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 7:49pm On Dec 02, 2024
englishmart:
It's a true life story. No jokes.
okay
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 7:48pm On Dec 02, 2024
englishmart:
Nah. Stopeet
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 7:41pm On Dec 02, 2024
englishmart:
Before the end of the event, I told my friend to tell his girlfriend to arrange one babe from her list of friends for me.
Minutes later they presented me a 5ft3" babe. You know a 5ft3" is technically 5ft9" if she's in a pair of 6" shoes. When she showed up, I was already high to the point that everything looked beautiful. Even James Brown would have passed for a Meghan Markle at that point.


We didn't do much, I just did some DJ work on her body for a minute, then I invited her to my place the next day.
When she arrived, I gave her something to eat. As I was trying to be patient and not allude to sex starvation, I pretended we needed to know each other better. Next thing I noticed was that I was reclined in bed as a consequence of her push. She put off the light and hopped on me. I was like, which kain wahala be this?


I grabbed her b##ast and when I put my mouth there, the volume of milk I took in reminded me of those herdsboys that drink directly from the breast of a cow. "What the fvvvvbk is going on here" I muttered to myself. I had to make the best of the situation. I texted my friend to buy mai-shayi bread for me and drop it by the door post. I kuku begin press the milk enter inside the bread dey chop am codedly. She go dey wonder why the fore..play last like that.
I used the excess strength I gathered to nearly reimpregnate her. I don't care whether that word exists or not.
yu no put some for fridge?
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 7:41pm On Dec 02, 2024
bantilosha:
grin grin grin grin grin i swear you no well
Intelligent madman
RomanceRe: How Stumbled Upon A Lactating Mother At A Birthday Party. by SMOGnow: 7:41pm On Dec 02, 2024
This story is too funny I swear. Which kain talk be this na?
PoliticsRe: What I Think About Peter Obi's Take On Turning Vigils To Night-shifts. by SMOGnow: 9:51am On Nov 29, 2024
DomPerignon:
See another ipob swine.

Are night vigils mandatory and enforced on the pain of death ?

Is it everyone that attends a night vigil compared to the near total compliance to Ekpa's curfew that he enforces on all of you to deadly effect?

Your sense no complete .
You're as senseless as your ancestors. Ilorin bigot
NYSCRe: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by SMOGnow: 9:50am On Nov 29, 2024
spinna:
Haba why tear her bra strap na... Sorry to her.. its good to be warm and friendly or at least courteous and polite especially when they may have power over you..it prevents such issues. Pride goes before a fall
You are talking nonsense. 'Pride goes before a fall" quote for daft people
NYSCRe: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by SMOGnow: 9:49am On Nov 29, 2024
CodeTemplarr:
Africans and mob mentality. Whoever did that shit did it because the corper was in a weak position to defend herself.
She should sue them immediately. I will contribute my quota if need be
NYSCRe: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by SMOGnow: 9:48am On Nov 29, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked


They're the most hostile and rudest to their visitors. What is greetings, is greeting food? If she doesn't greet properly what's your business. NYSC shouldn't take this lightly please, those bastards should be fish out and punished severely.

They've power on vulnerable female corper but Fulani conquered the state, yet they can't do anything. Bunch of uselèss cowards.
Misplaced priority

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