₦airaland Forum

englishmart:
Only a fool asks such a question.

englishmart:
Why?

englishmart:
The west is not as powerful as they seem. They just haven't met a matching rival.

englishmart:
What is pathetic, you fool?

englishmart:
The Russian President during a function had asked a garrulous host to keep quiet as the national anthem was being sung. The host didn't know when to keep queit, and Putin had to remind her to be shut.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SNjrmoeJuQM&feature=share8

EyeCumInPiece:
Lol! If na by signing bills, Nigeria would have become a world power by now.

englishmart:
President Tinubu is currently one signature away from clinching the title of the highest signature signed by an executive individual in less than 20 days in office.
The sign-a-thon has surpassed the previous 97 held by uwarkusaka Cunivic of Banglamania.
Congratulations in advance as we look forward to his signing a bill to legalize Marijuana for Slawomir and co.

Escapist:
Doctor of female anatomy has spoken.


What did ladies do to you people.

talented321:
I swear na mad people full nairaland

Astra101:
There is a common trend in town right now, it's called DVS(dead virgina syndrome). This is as a result of females sex organs been numb, insensitive due too much body counts or excessive use of intimacy gadgets like vibrator

Samantha124:
You men seems to forget that women come in different sizes, the same way you men come in different sizes... It's not her fault that you're too small for her, she was born that way.

Even if a woman sleeps with different men, a vagina is elastic... It'll still go back to its normal size.

If you're a man and you're small down there, find a woman that's also small, same thing applies with big men, they should find themselves big women too.

Lincton:
Some people's comment will make you ask if it's there area of specialization

Jeon:
Sorry

for the small penis.

Naturally Men that are above 5 inches are less.

talented321:
Her toto don worn out, the place don expand, just like when u put ruber band for kerosine and he dey expand. 'Vawulence everywhere'

englishmart:
"Only hoes complain about a man's size & performance"

There's an old African proverb that says, no snake is small to a woman who has never seen a snake before. The first time it enters her house, big or small, she will scream

The moment you hear a woman shaming a man about his manhood's size or performance, 99.9% she has a high body count. She's lost the ability to pairbond & at the same time her erotic zones are now numb

A result of various things that have made her organ senseless. Honestly, one will put 150 watts inside of her organ, then get mad because a human can't make her cum. One's organ has been piped by different plumbers, but will now complain, you can't fill a hole that's been left

To the young man reading this, don't kill yourself drinking concoctions, applying creams & drinking pills to increase your size or improve your performance. If a woman hasn't reached borehole stage, your touch is enough to get her moist & one round is enough

The moment you hear things like - rub it like this, put your finger in my other hole, lick me, put that Love Machine inside me, choke me, harder. You will break your back, she can no longer be satisfied. Run. Learn OR perish!!!

englishmart:
hmm

NOC1:
You are just ranting under the influence of shekpe/ogogoro. Only big boys do cocaine, junkies like you waste their energy on kolos

pandoragirigory:
So because you don't have parents, you have to attack people unprovoked, no one is responsible for your mother dumping you inside gutter and abscond with your ESN gunmen fathers

englishmart:
Wow!

bantilosha:
Why didnt it hit you?

bantilosha:
na you no well

bantilosha:
Those guys are running a heavenly race. First to die

APCNig:
Useless certificate carrying illiterate

NOC1:
First think about yourself before thinking about another person actions which is not in anyway affecting you.
You can use any airline to arrive your destination, every APC, PDP, LP, and whatever party is entitled to his opinion.
No agenda is perfect, sometimes untested policies turns out to be calamity despite having huge acceptance.

Free yourself from BP, the High BP drugs are so expensive now, if you are abroad it will affect your productivity because you might be asked to stay at home for sometime or even sent home to go treat yourself because most developed countries don't have BP drugs

Acekidc4:
Are we sure this Oseni guy is not an Escapee of Aro mental home?? Because the way this person is going, he might be running Mad anytime soon.

This guy is the real definition of an Unprofessional Sore Loser.

Nature129:
And the level of insanity you display on this forum cannot be treated by the world's best psychiatrist!

pandoragirigory:
The bitterness and anguish in this guy can drown the whole south east

helinues:
The bitter guy.

You better prepare to dey look for work at fuel filling station