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Rap BattlesRe: |««BATTLE-OF-THE-LOVERBOYS|II|="I MET HER IN CHURCH""»»| by Sn0wkillz(m): 3:35pm On Oct 18, 2014
Twas saturday,,qot sum morninq class . ./
boys life,,qot to d bathroom,,switchd on the tap/
. . .'masturbatin shower' . ,,sum fccqin bath!. ./
. .dressd up,,tidied d home,pickd up sum litters . .
went out,,no bike available,,started runnin fast. . /
. .almost at schl,,bt summ'in qot me,,slammed!. ./
a sinqle sister,,cldnt take my mind off her stunnin eyes. . /
she didnt notice me,,she jxt walked in time . ./i kept watchin her. . /
was shockd infact . ./
markd her face,,was sure we'ld qet to talk sum fcqqin tym. . /
.enterd d schl,took lectures n forqot the crap!!/
. .nah,,didnt 4qet it,,twas stuckd to my head. . .lyk our fccqin scalp!!
Home i qo,,was all way onnit. . / . .servd me well'. . .the cocktail sumthinq . ./ .startd talkin to myself,,sayin im sum dumb cray somebdy. ./hw cn i see sum bttch n be stunnd?,yay fckk me!/.qot home took sum break onnit ./slept off,,n d nxt was a sunday morninq!//
Mehn,,sundays r lyk problem bro/church ain d home 4 em dope neqros/. .bt qat no choice,,wore sum qucci suits,,so lets qo. ./qot to d church,,d back seat was lyk my home,yea bro. ./
News in details,,sumtin qot me qeared up,crazy,too lonq!/saw d same sister of yesterday,,n was lyk thnk God i made it to church!!
She reachd fr d frnt seat n so did I/. .mind was all around her'. . .lyk ts story tym!/worship sonq were on,,i acted holy,closed mi eyes. ./. .was on ah 'qentle track',,,so-le-dad!!
Naw i was lukin 4 summ'in to jest attract/. .her,,ideas came up,wha du you xpect 4rm a better quy?/dropd my bible on d floor knowinly,,towerds her side. ./she bent to helpme pickit,,i did d same,,bt mistakenly held her hands. . /sorry,,i meant i knowinly held her hands . ./she stared at me,,i was kinda scared,,lyk damn/ 'ds qal don catch me oh,,popd up in ma head dat tym'/bt dt didnt happen,,she jxt qave ah feather smile!/mission complete!!,i neva lauqhd/naw i askd for her name,,Eva white/we became frnds instantly,,all d points on me. . . .letter i !//
Naw we qet our instincts done. ./funny she'ld say i stole her heart,,n still rejoice//we dated,,flexd n eat wt joy/. . .yall shldnt cal her a cheap lady -_- ,,at least i cn boast dt i met her in d church!!
Naw we just couplinq/God lovin/. .what else?,,got love n qot money . /neva qud at stories,,yall prolly did jot sumthin . ./ts ova 'happily eva after'. . .dat shiit workd for me!!!

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