Three friends, a programmer, a lawyer, and a farmer, are stuck in a traffic jam. To pass the time, they decide to tell jokes based on their professions.

The programmer goes first: "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

The lawyer cracks a smile and says: "A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, 'They're right behind you!'"

The farmer chuckles and says: "What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!"

Suddenly, a loud honking sound breaks the silence. A bus driver leans out his window and yells, "Hey! Is this the road to the library?"

The programmer, the lawyer, and the farmer all look at each other, then burst out laughing. read more