₦airaland Forum

ShinqRambq:
So many of you here have heard of this guy or should I say "guys"(read on,you will understand better) who makes such crazy and interesting comment here on Nairaland and on twitter and you have been wondering,"who is this NwaAmaikpe?".Today we will get to know a little secret about how he makes his comments.

First of,His knowledge of places:

How many of you have heard of google?,google box?,google map?,does it strike a bell?,I guess so.When NwaAmaikpe gets to a thread where his knowledge of places is needed,this is what he does

1.First,he books his space with this smiley " "

2.He goes minimises his browser and bolts off to Google map.

3.He checks for the place needed.

4.He proceeds straight to Google info's about the place.

5.He comes back online to our darling nairaland,armed with "information stored in his head".

All this taking less than a minute and with Nairaland only showing the time last seen,you will hardly ever notice he went offline then he proceeds to complete his commen

ShinqRambq:
So many of you here have heard of this guy or should I say "guys"(read on,you will understand better) who makes such crazy and interesting comment here on Nairaland and on twitter and you have been wondering,"who is this NwaAmaikpe?".Today we will get to know a little secret about how he makes his comments.

First of,His knowledge of places:

How many of you have heard of google?,google box?,google map?,does it strike a bell?,I guess so.When NwaAmaikpe gets to a thread where his knowledge of places is needed,this is what he does

1.First,he books his space with this smiley " "

2.He goes minimises his browser and bolts off to Google map.

3.He checks for the place needed.

4.He proceeds straight to Google info's about the place.

5.He comes back online to our darling nairaland,armed with "information stored in his head".

All this taking less than a minute and with Nairaland only showing the time last seen,you will hardly ever notice he went offline then he proceeds to complete his commen

Percival9:
aliyu road?. or bakin dogo?

Percival9:
i dey abakpa total

u dey kaduna naughty side!!
we had a naughty party yesterday there
u seem badt girl too

Fidelismaria:


Yes I have seen doctors harass patients/nurses before in bad Nollywood movies

I find it irritating

The patient be like : Haa doctor e finger mi

Then the doctor: ma paro..o un enjoy e

Ilamina:
I have never insulted anyone's parents
I am not that low

Gracesofar:
The guy should press the alarm button to embarass the lady. Thats what I do in such situation.

Nedfed:
Sum people dnt even no the kind of picture dey suppose upload.
Is it a most u upload ur past?



See as she look like immigrant from Niger Republic
Dos gal dat normally drag sum1 when begging for money.

amaniro:
you see your lifei told your parents to abort you!

Lilimax:
Meanwhile...

ChimuchiYola:
Old Mama.... Mtcheeeew

ojun50:
me go mall go engage my woman Na inside hiuse we go do, I no get power for nonsense

Amarabae:
I just went through your dp and keep wondering what a small boy will be thinking about sex,
With your little pencil!
Three girls indeed.
If you have nothing reasonable to post, go and help your mom in the kitchen.

dominique:
First it was the Ghanaian ladies, now the South Africans. Is there something about these Nigerian men they're seeing that we're not?