shinarlaura:


long sense

lol you know I want that ass

SINZ:


Yes, her approval of my post means a lot to me. Why else are we here if not to teach and be taught?

But what would a barren brained cururu like you know about that?

If you could reduce yourself to grow envious of a few "likes" then its obvious you're the one with no life and zero self-worth!

Imagine being pained over likes and shares? How pained are you that you will never scratch the niche surrounding my intellectual capabilities?

Do you think I got to this level by watching Jada fire masturbate?

Pea-brained weasel, you will never match up! Go find barren brains like yourself who are more concerned about typing "LOL or LMAO" on nairaland. Inane vagabond!

vain repition, always using the word "cururu". Is that the only frog specie you know of?
Daft punk.

SINZ:


Thanks ma'am

wow 200 likes

Awwww what a sweet lady, only if she could give you 200 likes on the comment. Well she can't, but it means the world to you, don't it? You wasted generation

shinarlaura:


Hahahahaha. Come and share mine

lol that would mean sharing room apartment, and maybe something more

You agree to the terms and condition?

You're a joker if you think I'll read the this long piece of trash. Just summarize your problem, I'll see if I can help you

SINZ:
[s]


[b]LOL, my unintelligent friend Snowcream, it took you almost 1 hour to spew this hogwash? Don't tell me you passed through the aches and pains of typing with fidgety sweaty palms only to reply me with this preposterously malformed poppycock? You are not only a disgrace but a genetically maladjusted oxy-morron to think you pose a threat!

As if following me with all your monikers won't grant you social salvation, you've deluded yourself with thoughts of being a "nightmare" to SINZ when you can't successfully scare a rat.

Yours is a classic case of an uninformed f00l who gobbles and swallows as fast as his 0.1 horsepower thinking faculty can take him. You're not just a posterchild for inane stupidity, you're an experiment, a human size representation of why chronic failures should use a condom and not plague this earth with the scums they birth!

I called you a chronic masturbator and that is exactly what you are, a low-lifer who escapes his harsh realities by wankking away his already mortgaged destiny! That's who you are! A fatuous f00l with who isn't worth the hair on my ass crack [/b]

Excessive wankking has reduced to brian tissue to a tub filled with white pap and you can no longer reason. I wouldn't blame you for that, I'd blame the witless imp who sired a malapdation of human race like you even though he was well aware that watery semen can only beget a son with half the self-worth of a house fly.

Fist yourself if you're pained. Afterall, you have explored all masturbatory techniques known to man! Trying a new fisting position is the closest you could get to being spontaneous

Let it be known that from this day henceforth, I, SIN.Z, first of his name, has dubbed you "El-Masturbatino"

You may now rise and go forth, conquering vaselines. From Baby Soft Gels to the good ol Petroleum Jelly. [/s]

shinarlaura:


Ok. It won't be a bad idea.

Have u ever been here before?

No I haven't lol, I only just love unlimited access to Internet at a pocket-friendly price

shinarlaura:


Yeah I do have a cable that I connect.

Hahaha. No where is better

Trust me no where is but I'm missing on a lot of entertainment, I'll probably consider moving to Cameroon when I've the funds

shinarlaura:


Ok now I get u. It's the same here but u can still own the one without simcard . For example the one I use does not have a simcard. Each month i pay the money and my account is reactivated for an unlimited data for a month

Then yours is like a broadband then, since it doesn't have a simcard you connect it to a cable in your house huh?
Mehn the way our service providers/broadbands work here is just suicidal. The internet service alone is enough reason for me to want to fvck out of here

SINZ:


His balls probably haven't dropped so I don't blame him for having limited knowledge about women.

Snowcream, don't be mad if you aint pimping.

The only thing I be mad about is how you leave lies on every thread, anytime you're on a thread about females you always go like

"Oh I had an ex like that...."

Except you're referring to just one ex who you've decided to convict guilty of every nairaland thread discussion then you're lying

You ain't the only p!mp, I don't see niggaz be saying "one of my ex" like always

I've just given you a tape-rule, measure your life and adjust accordingly. Stop been silly.

Lefulefu weldone by the way

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shinarlaura:


Wait ooo. Do u want to tell me that u can't own a personal wifi box?

you can own a personal wifi box right, but having a WiFi box here isn't the same as having unlimited internet access on it, if you pay an equivalent of 55 dollars for data on your WiFi box, you'll get about 20 to 45 gigabyte of data depending on the service provider of the wifi box

You see our wifi box uses a simcard just like our phone, and the simcard is owned by the internet service provider you choose to patronize. So our wifi box is more like using a sim card in a WiFi to share it's data so more than one device can use it, the wi-fi box isn't connected to any cable in the house or something.

Is your home WiFi like that? Or there's an Ethernet cable in your House that you plug into the wi-fi box?

SINZ:


Lol, I had an ex who had a rape fetish. It used to be so weird.

I greet you too, sir.

always having an ex who's an example of the thread discussion, gtfoh before I...

shinarlaura:


Most people don't do the unlimited stuffs . And moreover, cable TV is very very cheap to.

lol dang... We right in Nigeria have no unlimited plans on our GSM data, neither do we have access to broadbands that we can connect home WiFi to so we don't have "Home wifi" technically. There are some very few parts of Lagos where you can get your home connected to a broadband but it's more like the elite area, and even that isn't been patronized as much cos they've better alternatives which cost more (Well they're elites so they got the money).

An average internet user in Nigeria watches YouTube on their devices (in low settings lol 240p or 360p), and in HD when they're at work (Office Wi-Fi ) and so many of us stream online TVs although only for that special show (and not in HD mind you, low settings also), such as a live football match, a movie etc.

We know and watch Netflix, Hulu, and even stream more movies, documentaries, p0rn, sports via Kodi which gives free (illegal) access to paid and new contents, but guess what's fucking us up?

DATA

Data is gold here men, with 55 dollars worth of money here, you'll get between 25gb - 60gb (depending on the ISP you patronize) worth of data for just a month and the speed isn't even all that great, there'll be buffers here and there if you stream in HD

Essence of my question? How is it available in fvcking cameroon (No offence lol but we claim to be the giant of Africa), and we don't have it right here?

Fvck our leaders

shinarlaura:


Am average Cameroonian watch the Cable TV just like myself.

Haha, I'm thinking the streaming TV should be the "thing" right there since unlimited internet access is cheap. Or is it not available to most homes? Is it restricted to few parts which you live in one of?

shinarlaura:


Now it depends on what u want. You have wifi that takes weekly data, daily and monthly data.
I use monthly data which is 55 dollars( i converted using franc CFA) for the subscription and it's unlimited

Now that's what I wanted to hear. Wow 55 dollars a month? Not bad for an unlimited plan so far the speed is good. So personally, do you do the new TV (Streaming: Netflix, Hulu, sling TV, YouTube, Roku etc.) or you watch cable TV?

And can you tell which the average Cameroonian watches?

shinarlaura:


You can either access it through wifi or GSM Data.

Personally when am at home, I use my wifi and I use GSM Data when I go out

okay that's cool

1. how cheap do you consider the wifi? (You can state it's equivalent monthly cost in dollars)

2. Is there any limit to the number of gb you can use within a period (month or week or as it may be)?
3. Also are you aware of the speed limit?

shinarlaura:


My pleasure.

What's it?

1. How do you access the internet when you're at home? GSM Data? Or wifi?

shinarlaura:


sorry but am not snowcream

lol don't mind him