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Deicide:Yes! |
According to one anthropologist, there will be a completely new species of humans on Earth by 2050. Unfortunately, this doesn’t mean we’ll soon be sporting UV resistant skin or the ability to see in the dark. Rather, it’ll be a cultural evolution, but it’ll be as big of a biological jump as the one we made from apes to human 200,000 years ago. Cadell Last is an evolutionary anthropologist, who has written numerous works on the species-level differences between humans and chimpanzees. His latest paper , titled “Human Evolution, Life History Theory, and the End of Biological Reproduction,” covers a slightly different topic: the emergence of a new culturally advanced species of humans in as little as 30 years. “Humans are naturally interested in music, movies, mathematics, and science, and all of these things. So we're just entering a world where we can own our own cultural reproduction, and we can engage in this for an entire lifetime,” Last explained to AOL. The evolution, though cultural, will likely have some biological repercussions, with the expansion of the average lifespan to 120 being the most substantial. “We'll be having babies later in life, and fewer of them, in order to focus on their cultural development," Last added. This is likely to be also due to advances in science making the figurative “biological clock” obsolete. Future women putting off childhood until later in life is already being observed, with the average age of first-time mothers in America rising from 21 in 1970 to 28 in 2011. However, I doubt this prediction to have babies later in life takes into account that 49 percent of pregnancies last year were actually unintended. Still, Last highlights the integral link between evolutionary advances and later motherhood, explaining that monkeys reproduce later and live longer than prosimians, and apes reproduce later and live longer than monkeys. Another luxury our futuristic children can look forward to? More free time to do activities that make them happy. “People are going to be able to have more control over how they spend their time and energy, culturally speaking. And that will be a big change, that will be a fundamental difference between industrial society and the society we're making," Last explained. While myself and the rest of the millennial generation are more than likely to still be around in 30 years, it’s still unclear whether we’re included in this “cultural evolution” or whether we'll serve as merely the jealous on-lookers. In general, Last explained that his prediction of human evolution is closely tied to man’s desire to grow creatively. “What my paper tries to show is that the whole of human evolution in some sense can be viewed as our species trying to abolish the category of adulthood," Last said. This predicted advance will be an unconscious attempt to keep this beloved creativity well into adulthood. What's your take on this? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Marcelo Maldonado, from Argentina, came to The SCOAN for deliverance. As Prophet T.B. Joshua began ministering prayer and prophecy last Sunday, he came to Mr Marcelo and touched his head, revealing the evil forces behind his situation. The man of God prophesied to him saying that a ‘spirit of man’ entered him from a young age and that he had evil powers. Prophet T.B. Joshua also asked him if he used to preach, where Mr Marcelo confirmed the question to be true. When he was five years old, Mr Marcelo was raped by a male older than him. Since then, his life was never the same as the spirit of man entered him. As he grew older, he didn’t have any affection for women, only for men. When he was 12 years old, he had another sexual relationship with a man who was older than him. Mr Marcelo grew up in church. Despite being tormented by this spirit, he would preach in his church, while keeping his problem a secret but he always consumed with guilt. No matter how much he prayed, read the Bible and went to church, he couldn’t get free from this spirit. The evil spirit finally pushed him to abandon the church and started drinking, taking drugs and going to clubs. He was studying law at a university and became obsessed with a boy in his class. His obsession was so much so that he went to the internet to find ways to try to seduce the boy. On the internet, he made a pact with a god called, “Eros,” a god of love, that gave him powers to seduce and make people fall in love with him. One day, Mr Marcelo discovered Prophet T.B. Joshua on YouTube and he was made to understand that his affection for men was caused by an evil spirit. This prompted him to come and visit The SCOAN. Last Sunday, as the man of God prophesied to him and delivered him, he felt as though he was walking on air, like an electric shock came through his body. After the prayer, the spirit left him forever and he doesn’t have that affection for men anymore. Now, when he sees women, he sees their beauty and appreciates them. When he sees a man, he no longer has attraction for them. He advised the world that those who are suffering from a similar spirit should seek God for a spiritual solution because it’s a spiritual problem. “I am totally free, in the name of Jesus!” I advise all closeted homosexuals of Nairaland to visit the scoan for deliverance. Amen.
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LaClickLaBend:Stop acting dumb. |
Cromagnon:What about the poor six month old baby? doesn't it deserve justice? ![]() |
LaClickLaBend:This will not change anything, the damage has already been done.
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Ferruccio: ![]() |
gypsey:Good. Never pick a fight with your sensei again, son. |
maggilove:I wanna marry you. |
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[quote author=Tensionstar post=51805493][/quote]Learn to quote properly you stupid piece of shït. |
JuicyLucy:Lol. |
gypsey:You are counselling me as the steaming pile of vomit that crouches down on a mat and clench up it's buttcheeks and engulf a penïs. You seem to be under the misguided belief that losing your anal virginity was some sort of graduation and that goes to lend credence to my claim that you're a big twit with shiet for brains! Nobody handed you a psychology degree when your ass met it's fate at the hands of your boyfriend Gypsey! So, I don't get why you feel inclined to biech and moan about being a psychologist when there isn't even a sample of your footprints in any school in this universe! Unless of course the same picture of your boyfriend's penïs which you've framed and nailed to your room wall is considered a psychology degree where you dwell then well that's okay. ![]() I will keep dissing your undying love for çöçk. After all, If you're brazzen enough to take it in the ass then surely you can handle my insults! If you seriously think a person can like his post six times then you're more of a witless sack of shiet than I've originally suspected! ![]() |
gypsey:[color=Black] Nah, you are a qualified cöck sucker and your ability to suck cøck like the likes of Kim Kardashian is what earned you those gold medals which you incessantly type about in all of your sleep-inducing posts. And of course, gypsey, you do cry yourself to sleep every night. I mean, if I had to bend like a question mark "?" and take a penïs in the ass like you do, I'd definitely cry myself to sleep too due to the excruciating pain in my ass! Don't mistake this for some kind of judgement cos i'm not judging you, son. It's your own ass that gets fucvcked at the end of the day and as for me I don't need to sit down wearing an expression of feeling pain in my ass!So, why then must I give a fig's peel what you do with your ass? [/color] |
gypsey:Yeah, Gypsey, I don't mind fückïng your grannie's 82 year old püssy on behalf of your grandfather as long as she doesn't swallow me whole with her huge vagina the size of an Ocean sunfish' mouth!
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gypsey:Lol. This twit is the most big, heaping piece of emotional shïet that the world has seen! Are you crying dude? |
I wonder why Seun keeps on changing the topic of other people's threads! |
Brown47:[size=16]I couldn't wrap my head around the content of what you typed because it's trash and makes zero sense. If you are going to confidently claim that the Prophet in question planned and organized this miracle then, provide evidence to substantiate your claim. I mean, if I opened a thread here, claiming a child has been resurrected to life without providing a video, you all were going to cry for evidence, isn't it? I also want evidence! How do you explain the drooping neck, and flooping hands of the child in the video? [/size] |
Brown47:[size=16]This made me laugh. I'm shocked someone liked and shared your post even. Do you need one of these miracles to fail before you can believe?[/size] |
HCpaul:[size=16]Are you insinuating that he bought all those thousands of people whom we've witnessed him prophesy to since the inception of 2016? I mean, if this guy could accurately prophesy the 35-34 Australia victory over Scotland, and Liverpool's 2-1 victory over Chelsea, and that Lovren will score at 17 min, Henderson at 36 min, and Diego at 61 min( 16 Sept 2016 Live servive )then surely he can tell your facebook password without receiving a tip-off beforehand. I'm assuming you have watched the aforementioned sports prophecies since you've been watching Prophetic channel for decades? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqO1BMbmJV0 [/size]
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HCpaul:[size=16]Read the English properly. There was no need for Home Affairs to issue a Death Certificate because the dead child was prayed for and brought back to life. Remember Home Affairs issues a Death Certificate upon receipt of the notification of death. Was the father of the boy supposed to have left the Church, and ran off to Home Affairs offices to apply for a death certificate?[/size] |
Butteredpako:[size=16]How exactly are the people gullible?[/size] |
foladara777:[size=16]The answer to your question is in the video.[/size] |
paulGrundy:[size=16]Why would the Department of Home Affairs issue a Death Certificate for a child that died at church, and later resurrected?[/size] |
benzics:[size=16]Opinions do not change facts.[/size] |



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