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Religion / Witchcraft Evidence:witches Caught In The Act ( Videos ) by Snyman(m): 12:23pm On Dec 28, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_WHEJLxg9k - Witch caught in the Act in Swaziland. ( 9:37 )



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c92znJ7YjQQ - Witches caught in daylight ( 2:07 )


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0ZUhiUcr3M - Flying Woman Crash and Burst through the Roof ( 1:19 )
Religion / Re: 'Different' Species Of Human Will Have Evolved By 2050 by Snyman(m): 11:01pm On Dec 23, 2016
Deicide:
Hmm
Yes!
Religion / 'Different' Species Of Human Will Have Evolved By 2050 by Snyman(m): 2:43pm On Dec 23, 2016
According to one anthropologist, there will be a completely new species of humans on Earth by 2050. Unfortunately, this doesn’t mean we’ll soon be sporting UV resistant skin or the ability to see in the dark. Rather, it’ll be a cultural evolution, but it’ll be as big of a biological jump as the one we made from apes to human 200,000 years ago.


Cadell Last is an evolutionary anthropologist, who has written numerous works on the species-level differences between humans and chimpanzees. His latest paper , titled “Human Evolution, Life History Theory, and the End of Biological Reproduction,” covers a slightly different topic: the emergence of a new culturally advanced species of humans in as little as 30 years.


“Humans are naturally interested in music, movies, mathematics, and science, and all of these things. So we're just entering a world where we can own our own cultural reproduction, and we can engage in this for an entire lifetime,” Last explained to AOL.


The evolution, though cultural, will likely have some biological repercussions, with the expansion of the average lifespan to 120 being the most substantial.

“We'll be having babies later in life, and fewer of them, in order to focus on their cultural development," Last added. This is likely to be also due to advances in science making the figurative “biological clock” obsolete.


Future women putting off childhood until later in life is already being observed, with the average age of first-time mothers in America rising from 21 in 1970 to 28 in
2011.

However, I doubt this prediction to have babies later in life takes into account that 49 percent of pregnancies last year were actually unintended. Still, Last highlights the integral link between evolutionary advances and later motherhood, explaining that monkeys reproduce later and live longer than prosimians, and apes reproduce later and live longer than monkeys.


Another luxury our futuristic children can look forward to? More free time to do activities that make them happy.

“People are going to be able to have more control over how they spend their time and energy, culturally speaking. And that will be a big change, that will be a fundamental difference between industrial society and the society we're making," Last explained.

While myself and the rest of the millennial generation are more than likely to still be around in 30 years, it’s still unclear whether we’re included in this “cultural evolution” or whether we'll serve as merely the jealous on-lookers.


In general, Last explained that his prediction of human evolution is closely tied to man’s desire to grow creatively.

“What my paper tries to show is that the whole of human evolution in some sense can be viewed as our species trying to abolish the category of adulthood," Last said.

This predicted advance will be an unconscious attempt to keep this beloved creativity well into adulthood.

What's your take on this? gringringrin
Religion / Freed From Homosexuality: TB Joshua Deliverance by Snyman(m): 7:58pm On Dec 16, 2016
Marcelo Maldonado, from Argentina, came to The SCOAN for deliverance. As Prophet T.B. Joshua began ministering prayer and prophecy last Sunday, he came to Mr Marcelo and touched his head, revealing the evil forces behind his situation.


The man of God prophesied to him saying that a ‘spirit of man’ entered him from a young age and that he had evil powers. Prophet T.B. Joshua also asked him if he used to preach, where Mr Marcelo confirmed the question to be true.


When he was five years old, Mr Marcelo was raped by a male older than him. Since then, his life was never the same as the spirit of man entered him. As he grew older, he didn’t have any affection for women, only for men. When he was 12 years old, he had another sexual relationship with a man who was older than him.


Mr Marcelo grew up in church. Despite being tormented by this spirit, he would preach in his church, while keeping his problem a secret but he always consumed with guilt. No matter how much he prayed, read the Bible and went to church, he couldn’t get free from this spirit. The evil spirit finally pushed him to abandon the church and started drinking, taking drugs and going to clubs.


He was studying law at a university and became obsessed with a boy in his class. His obsession was so much so that he went to the internet to find ways to try to seduce the boy. On the internet, he made a pact with a god called, “Eros,” a god of love, that gave him powers to seduce and make people fall in love with him.
One day, Mr Marcelo discovered Prophet T.B. Joshua on YouTube and he was made to understand that his affection for men was caused by an evil spirit.


This prompted him to come and visit The SCOAN. Last Sunday, as the man of God prophesied to him and delivered him, he felt as though he was walking on air, like an electric shock came through his body. After the prayer, the spirit left him forever and he doesn’t have that affection for men anymore. Now, when he sees women, he sees their beauty and appreciates them.


When he sees a man, he no longer has attraction for them. He advised the world that those who are suffering from a similar spirit should seek God for a spiritual solution because it’s a spiritual problem. “I am totally free, in the name of Jesus!”


I advise all closeted homosexuals of Nairaland to visit the scoan for deliverance. Amen.

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Romance / Re: Was I Evil to Treat a Legless Girl like This? by Snyman(m): 7:50pm On Dec 16, 2016
LaClickLaBend:
Except humans are not plates
Stop acting dumb.
Romance / Re: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by Snyman(m): 10:25am On Dec 15, 2016
Cromagnon:
if he can win them he can make a good living of the rep and professionalism
What about the poor six month old baby? doesn't it deserve justice? undecided
Romance / Re: Was I Evil to Treat a Legless Girl like This? by Snyman(m): 10:00am On Dec 15, 2016
LaClickLaBend:
quite bad oh...i understand yur reaction was impulsive tho...try to find her and apologise, and probably take her out to dinner or something
This will not change anything, the damage has already been done.

Romance / Re: Was I Evil to Treat a Legless Girl like This? by Snyman(m): 9:39am On Dec 15, 2016
Ferruccio:


I immediately took her plastic legs and threw them at her and told her to get the fück out of my flat. Because there was no way in hell I was going to fück a girl with no legs. It would've been really awkward!
grin grin grin grin
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by Snyman(m): 5:27pm On Dec 10, 2016
gypsey:
okay! what ever you say, this is becoming boring, look! friendo! if you are not bored i am, of this Rubbish, so i am going to move on, i suggest you do the same, it's been fun playing dumb with you, ciao! grin bye! ovua! Auswedesen! Adios! Amigo! grin
Good. Never pick a fight with your sensei again, son.
Romance / Re: Ladies how would you deal with this situation? by Snyman(m): 4:55pm On Dec 10, 2016
maggilove:
Just take care of the baby and check whether he is feeling fine or not, it might be dysentry the way I see it. The baby might even be sick and too weak to call on anybody. It's a not all about beating a child but showing them love.
I wanna marry you.
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by Snyman(m): 4:47pm On Dec 10, 2016
Heavenly102:
this thread has officially been derailed
grin
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by Snyman(m): 4:45pm On Dec 10, 2016
[quote author=Tensionstar post=51805493][/quote]Learn to quote properly you stupid piece of shït.
Romance / Re: Ladies how would you deal with this situation? by Snyman(m): 2:51pm On Dec 10, 2016
JuicyLucy:
*Pukes*
I'd hose him down in the garden and bin everything his poo touched
Lol.
Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by Snyman(m): 2:40pm On Dec 10, 2016
gypsey:
you are absolutely! right! keeping it comming grin don't stop, let it all that anger out we will definitely get there in the end, you proberbly don't realise that i am already councilling you as a psychologist and therapists grin, you are not even been Rude, Disgusting, appaulling and mean enough, is that all you ve got? you need to try harder my friend!, oh! i also noticed you are clicking likes and liking your own comments grin, that is as sad as it gets. keep it comming.
I am not surprised you have won 2 Gold medals on been the most disgusting individual of the year and you are proving that you deserved it.

You are counselling me as the steaming pile of vomit that crouches down on a mat and clench up it's buttcheeks and engulf a penïs. You seem to be under the misguided belief that losing your anal virginity was some sort of graduation and that goes to lend credence to my claim that you're a big twit with shiet for brains! Nobody handed you a psychology degree when your ass met it's fate at the hands of your boyfriend Gypsey!

So, I don't get why you feel inclined to biech and moan about being a psychologist when there isn't even a sample of your footprints in any school in this universe! Unless of course the same picture of your boyfriend's penïs which you've framed and nailed to your room wall is considered a psychology degree where you dwell then well that's okay. grin

I will keep dissing your undying love for çöçk. After all, If you're brazzen enough to take it in the ass then surely you can handle my insults!

If you seriously think a person can like his post six times then you're more of a witless sack of shiet than I've originally suspected!grin

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Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by Snyman(m): 12:39pm On Dec 10, 2016
gypsey:
Good for you! as i ve said you can keep her, as long as she makes you happy grin because it appears you are not, any thing else you would like me to help you with? what you don't know is that i am a qualified psychologist i deal with inmature emotional wrecks like you on a daily basis, the only thing that makes you feel noticed and happy is floading nairaland with disgusting Rubbish!, you are proberbly hiding under the bed Afraid i may turn up at your door, typing on a borrowed laptop, grin, yes! you have been noticed! you are not even sure what you want from me, i ve giving you 2 gold medals for been the most disgusting individual of the year as you have proved, i ve also Agreed you can have sex with my 82 years old long dead grandmother as you have wished, it's that not enough?

i think what you need is a Big hug and pity, because you proberbly cries yourself to sleep every night.
Nah, you are a qualified cöck sucker and your ability to suck cøck like the likes of Kim Kardashian is what earned you those gold medals which you incessantly type about in all of your sleep-inducing posts. And of course, gypsey, you do cry yourself to sleep every night. I mean, if I had to bend like a question mark "?" and take a penïs in the ass like you do, I'd definitely cry myself to sleep too due to the excruciating pain in my ass!

Don't mistake this for some kind of judgement cos i'm not judging you, son. It's your own ass that gets fucvcked at the end of the day and as for me I don't need to sit down wearing an expression of feeling pain in my ass!So, why then must I give a fig's peel what you do with your ass?

grin grin

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Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by Snyman(m): 10:48am On Dec 10, 2016
gypsey:
yes! i am crying anything else you want to add? is that all you ve got? and yes! if having sex with my grandmother turns you on and makes your life easy and happy you can have her she is only 82 years old grin
Yeah, Gypsey, I don't mind fückïng your grannie's 82 year old püssy on behalf of your grandfather as long as she doesn't swallow me whole with her huge vagina the size of an Ocean sunfish' mouth!

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Religion / Re: "TB Joshua Heals HIV Positive Man" - TB Joshua Ministries Says by Snyman(m): 9:14am On Dec 10, 2016
gypsey:
thank you very much, you obviously have time for disgusting behaviours and i can see that you are very good at been disgusting, yes i agree you are better at posting absurd and disgusting photos online and been rude than me, i don't have the time for irrelevant nonsense, you win! here is a Gold medal! now move on! and quit stalking me!
Lol. This twit is the most big, heaping piece of emotional shïet that the world has seen! Are you crying dude?
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(m): 9:05am On Dec 10, 2016
I wonder why Seun keeps on changing the topic of other people's threads!
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(m): 5:06pm On Dec 03, 2016
Brown47:


why will i believe if it fail

you didnt grap the content of what i wrote angry

thousands of death people out there probably relatives, fathers, mothers, sons, daughters of his church members, but non was brought forth.

take this pastor to a Mortuary , he will die praying for a death corpes to rise grin.

see the irony here, in the Mortuary he cant raise a death person but in the church he can. how?
this is because what he do in the church has already been planned and organized, so there cant be failure

[size=16]I couldn't wrap my head around the content of what you typed because it's trash and makes zero sense. If you are going to confidently claim that the Prophet in question planned and organized this miracle then, provide evidence to substantiate your claim. I mean, if I opened a thread here, claiming a child has been resurrected to life without providing a video, you all were going to cry for evidence, isn't it? I also want evidence!

How do you explain the drooping neck, and flooping hands of the child in the video? [/size]

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(m): 3:09pm On Dec 03, 2016
Brown47:


I was able to watch less than half of the video.

did the boy die during the service, or was he brought to the service already dead.

But this doesn't make you curious and wonder, why do death people who were prayed to during service like this always come back to life, because i have never seen one fail.
[size=16]This made me laugh. I'm shocked someone liked and shared your post even. Do you need one of these miracles to fail before you can believe?[/size]

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(m): 1:59am On Dec 03, 2016
HCpaul:

Have been watching the mans channel for decades when I was still a Christian and have seen him prophesying to people which clearly vindicate that all his prophecies are planned work.

Why will a man be telling you your Facebook password and all the details in your account and you still think that there wouldn't be any trick behind it??
[size=16]Are you insinuating that he bought all those thousands of people whom we've witnessed him prophesy to since the inception of 2016? I mean, if this guy could accurately prophesy the 35-34 Australia victory over Scotland, and Liverpool's 2-1 victory over Chelsea, and that Lovren will score at 17 min, Henderson at 36 min, and Diego at 61 min( 16 Sept 2016 Live servive )then surely he can tell your facebook password without receiving a tip-off beforehand.


I'm assuming you have watched the aforementioned sports prophecies since you've been watching Prophetic channel for decades?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqO1BMbmJV0
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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(m): 1:18am On Dec 03, 2016
HCpaul:


Meaning that the child didn't die....
.
[size=16]Read the English properly. There was no need for Home Affairs to issue a Death Certificate because the dead child was prayed for and brought back to life.

Remember Home Affairs issues a
Death Certificate upon receipt of the notification of death. Was the father of the boy supposed to have left the Church, and ran off to Home Affairs offices to apply for a death certificate?[/size]

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(m): 12:01am On Dec 03, 2016
Butteredpako:
SMH slowly sad sad , how gullible can ppl get on top religion matter undecided
[size=16]How exactly are the people gullible?[/size]

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(m): 12:00am On Dec 03, 2016
foladara777:
Anointing oil??..... U mean the Goya cooking oil they package in rectangular bottles... And BTW, who certified him dead
[size=16]The answer to your question is in the video.[/size]

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(m): 11:50pm On Dec 02, 2016
paulGrundy:


Didn't ask 4 videos, asked for death certificate
[size=16]Why would the Department of Home Affairs issue a Death Certificate for a child that died at church, and later resurrected?[/size]

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(m): 11:42pm On Dec 02, 2016
benzics:

^^^^ it's fake!
[size=16]Opinions do not change facts.[/size]

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