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 Christianity Etc › Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(op): 11:27pm On Dec 02, 2016*. Modified: 11:55pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
benzics:[size=16]There is nothing shocking or weird about the man's reaction in the video. People react differently to death. Some people feel nothing upon hearing about the death of their loved ones. Others cannot stop themselves from laughing. So your point is very weak. Matter of fact, all the points you raised are very weak. “How the hell were they able to bring the doctor during service?So you are a doctor and you've certified someone dead, and then you leave your hospital to follow him to his church and confirm that he was dead? ” What do you mean, son? What hospital, when it all happened in the miracle tent? Doctors do not go to church these days? “For your child to die DURING CHURCH SERVICE, and then you appear in the church, where the camera man seems to be focusing on you as if he already knew that. ” Listen, Prophet Shepherd Bushiri has got a lot of followers. His church has the Main hall, Overflow, and Miracle tent. Each has camera men, pastors and people who report back to the Prophet about miracles that takes place in that particular overflow room. The prophet ministers straight from the main hall. The child died in the miracle tent, the camera men in the miracle tent captured everything, and reported back to the Prophet who was ministering at the main hall. “And that boy could have easily been given sedatives to make him look temporarily dead! ” Assumption, does not hold water. “Why did the pastor ask for the doctor to confirm the child was dead? How did the pastor even know that the doctor is in the church? A very poor contention but well, the reporter did say something along the lines of “With me here, I'm having a doctor who can confirm that the child died. ”And that's how he came to know about everything.[/size] 17 Likes 2 Shares
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(op): 9:46pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord:Your take on the matter is hmmm, lol? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(op): 8:12pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
paulGrundy:Why do you still need details when you can just view the video? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Snyman(op): 7:26pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
(For Atheists: Dead Boy Resurrect To Life At Prophet Shepherd Bushiri's Church. A dead boy came back to life after being applied the anointing oil (Lion of Judah)! Watch video below! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yIMyRfJ-CY What's your take on this? 7 Likes 4 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Benson Idahosa Boasts Of Raising The Dead (Video) by Snyman(m): 7:21pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
Lennycool:God has done that already son. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: I dont understand the special religious segregation. by Snyman(m): 6:17pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
Your thread is going to get removed soon, bru. Speaking from experience! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Ladies how would you deal with this situation? by Snyman(op): 9:33pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Herlyne:What if the child got diarrhea? |
| Romance › Re: Ladies how would you deal with this situation? by Snyman(op): 9:21pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Herlyne:Abuse. |
| Romance › Ladies how would you deal with this situation? by Snyman(op): 9:12pm On Nov 24, 2016*. Modified: 5:47pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
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| Christianity Etc › Prophet Sprays Doom On Congregants by Snyman(op): 8:54pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
A Limpopo pastor is allegedly spraying congregants with the “healing powers” of pesticide Doom to rid them of their troubles. Photographs of the Doom-spraying at a service and prayer meeting over the weekend were shared on a Facebook account allegedly belonging to prophet Lethebo Rabalago of Polokwane. The photographs were first posted on a Mount Zion General Assembly (MZGA) account‚ Rabalago’s church. Rabalago and MZGA could not be reached on Monday morning to confirm the veracity of the accounts. However, Rabalgo told eNCA that he uses Doom insect killer to heal people with cancer, HIV or any other illness. In a number of posts‚ MZGA testified of those who had received healing from Rabalago's method of dousing worshippers in Doom. 'Doom belongs to God': Prophet explains why insect spray 'heals' his flock One photograph from Sunday was captioned: “ Mrs Mitala. The Prophet called sick people to come foward. She went to the forth and told the Prophet that she suffers from ulcer. The Prophet sprayed doom on her and she recived her healing and and deliverance. We give God the glory!” In another post MZGA said: “By my name‚ you shall drive out demons. By my name‚ you shall pick up snakes. Anything you touch‚ receives favour because of the annointing upon you. “Doom is just a name‚ but when you speak to it to become a healing product‚ it does. People get healed and delivered through doom. Its not by might nor by power‚ but by the HolySpirit. We give God the glory!!” Ndlozi warns Doom prophet to remember snake pastor. The claim of Doom’s healing qualities was posted on Saturday‚ accompanied by seven photographs showing the pastor wielding a Doom can and spraying it in the eyes and on the feet of people. Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets who come disguised as harmless sheep but are really vicious wolves.
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| Literature › The mistress- PART 1 by Snyman(op): 7:46pm On Nov 24, 2016*. Modified: 9:26pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Kelly hardly saw her husband… Kelly was once a young model with a promising career. She gave it up and married the man of her dreams, but 10 years later she was an unhappy woman. At first, being a housewife was great. She gave birth and her baby kept her busy. But all too soon her little girl started growing up and went to boarding school – and things began to change. Her husband, Simon, was a lawyer, the owner of his own well-known and respected firm with two other partners. Kelly knew that he was a hard worker but she suspected that there was more to it than just work. He was hardly at home and whenever Kelly asked for an explanation, he got defensive and reminded her he was paying the bills. “Do you think all the luxuries we enjoy fall from the sky? I have to work hard and that’s why I’m hardly ever at home.” Kelly was desperate, and went to her mother for advice. She said, “Tell me, mama – how did you manage to stay with Dad all these years? Because I’m sure he wasn’t that innocent.” Her mother chuckled and said, “You’re right! There were times when your father cheated on me. In fact, there was a time when he even asked me for a separation.” Kelly was shocked. “What? Why, what happened? I mean, you’re still together …” “When he asked me for a separation, he had no idea that I was pregnant with your brother. At the time, you were only two years old. He moved out and went to live with his mistress but it turned out that she was only after his money. One day he caught her with another man. He came back, begging for forgiveness and I took him back.” Kelly rolled her eyes. “But he turned his back on us, so how could you forgive him just like that? It’s outrageous! What if he hadn’t caught his mistress in the act? Obviously, he’d never have left her.” “Exactly, and that’s why I stepped in and opened his eyes before it was too late. I was the one who anonymously tipped him off about his mistress’s affair.” The old woman smiled. Kelly gasped. “You never cease to amaze me, Mama. I just don’t how you do it, you always know how to handle any situation.” “It’s all about survival, my child. You shouldn’t let any man step on you and that’s why you must be always be one step ahead. Listen – we don’t know for sure if Simon is cheating on you. I’ll send someone to investigate and then we’ll take it from there .” Do you like the story so far? |
| Romance › Re: Nigerians Stole My Money by Snyman(op): 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
herzernIsHere:Yeah, what are you planning to do now that you've finally come to the realization that you're devoid of a brain? Witless sack of piss! |
| Romance › Nigerians Stole My Money by Snyman(op): 4:46pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
[b] I'm a South African guy and my money was stolen from me by two Nigerian dudes, using . .. I'm not sure, perhaps it was magic. l remember I had R1 000 in my wallet, and I was on my way to a bookshop to buy a Taxation textbook. As I was walking, two dudes,( They didn't look South African, and their accent was that of Nigerians) called me by my middle name. A name known only by close friends and family. When they called my name, I remember saying " yes ? " waiting for them to explain how they know me. Their response, however, was " nevermind " and they walked away, just like that. And, well, I really did not think much of it. When I got to the bookshop, I asked the assistant if they had a book called " A student's Approach to Income Tax- Natural Persons ". The guy said yes. I took out my wallet, ready to pay. But I got the shock of my life when I saw TEN pieces of newspapers, instead of real money. I looked at the assistant, looked at my wallet again, confused as fucvck. Matter of fact, I stormed out of the bookstop without saying a word to that assistant guy.. He must have thought I was a mad man. Since this is a Nigerian forum, I want to know how you, my Nigerian brothers steal money from people? Do you use charms or what? NOTE: This is not a personal attack to you Nigerians. I'm just curious.[/b] |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerians Stole My Money; Magic by Snyman(op): 4:32pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
padi94:[size=1pt]This emotional bietch called Padi is busy crying me a river. I've obviously unintentionally hit a sore point. To put it bluntly, son, your post above is tiring, mentally and physically. You are without a doubt the most idiotic piece of green shiet I've had the misfortune of conversing with![/size] |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerians Stole My Money; Magic by Snyman(op): 4:22pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
BossLadyF:[size=1pt]I have accepted what happened, and nor am I whining, or attacking Nigerians. R1 000 is nothing to me. I simply want to understand how those two dudes turned my money into newspapers? What did they use?[/size] |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerians Stole My Money; Magic by Snyman(op): 4:14pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Elkay3:[size=1pt][b]Son, the fact that you're a big, heaping piece of shìt with no brain is already known to the members of Nairaland, there's honestly no need for you to portray the idiotic side of you that we're most acquainted with. And by the latter, I mean the widely recognized knowledge that you are a big clitöris that Bruce/ Caitlyn Jenner wishes to have in between his legs! Who in here doesn't know the word guy means man according to reliable and trusted dictionaries such as Oxford? Are you inadvertently saying your mother is a guy? Bïtching and moaning like you've got a huge pole up your assshole isn't going to change the fact that two Nigerian men stole my money! Screw your feelings, kid. Me hurting your feelings, or me being rude does not change the facts. The facts are the only part that matters here. In my initial post, I did add my post isn't an attack to Nigerians, and why you are busy throwing a shiitload of tantrums like a pregnant bietch is beyond me! Idiotic son of a dying whöre![/b][/size] |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerians Stole My Money; Magic by Snyman(op): 3:43pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
obinna58:[size=1pt]You are picking up a fight with an enemy you won't defeat, son.[/size] |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerians Stole My Money; Magic by Snyman(op): 3:24pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Elkay3:" I'm a South African guy " and you still type the gibberish above! The dudes who stole my money were Nigerians, full stop. My question remains, what do you Nigerians use to make money disappear from someone's wallet, and fill the wallet with newspapers? |
| Christianity Etc › Nigerians Stole My Money; Magic by Snyman(op): 3:15pm On Nov 20, 2016*. Modified: 3:30pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
[b]I'm a South African guy and my money was stolen from me by two Nigerian dudes, using . .. I'm not sure, perhaps it was magic. l remember I had R1 000 in my wallet, and I was on my way to a bookshop to buy a Taxation textbook. As I was walking, two dudes,( they didn't look South African, and their accent was that of Nigerians) called me by my middle name. A name only known by few people. When they called my name, I remember saying " yes ? " waiting for them to explain how they know me. Their response, however, was " nevermind " and they walked away, just like that. And, well, I really did not think much of it. When I got to the bookshop, I asked the assistant if they had a book called " A student's Approach to Income Tax- Natural Persons ". The guy said yes. I took out my wallet, ready to pay. But I got the shock of my life when I saw TEN pieces of newspapers, instead of real money. I looked at the assistant, looked at my wallet again, confused as fucvck. Matter of fact, I stormed out of the bookstop without saying a word to that assistant guy.. He must have thought I was a mad man. Since this forum is full of Nigerians, I want to know how you, my Nigerian brothers steal money from people? Do you use charms or what? This is not a personal attack to you Nigerians. I'm just curious.[/b] |
| Christianity Etc › Re: 2-Year-Old Girl 'Ministers' At Christ Embassy Church (video) by Snyman(m): 2:40pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
wirinet:All muslims are terrorists. |
| Literature › Re: Never Been Kissed; Virgin by Snyman(m): 10:24pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
I think MaxCoates grammar is too much for most people here. |
| Literature › Re: Never Been Kissed; Virgin by Snyman(m): 10:21pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
3mjay:And the girl you kissed, was it her first time too, bru? |
| Literature › Re: Never Been Kissed; Virgin by Snyman(m): 9:11pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
 A 16 year old who has never been kissed is .. . nonexistent |
| Christianity Etc › Supernatural Powers/ Prophetic Abilities Exist! by Snyman(op): 10:45pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
[b][color=Black]Today, I've come to the realisation that I have a God-given prophetic ability. In 2014, while I was asleep, I saw one of my five aunts driving a car, white in color. She didn't have a car at that time. In the morning, when I woke up, I sent her a message on whatsApp, explaining my dream to her. I in fact attached a LOL to my message as I thought the dream was silly. But I was astounded by her response. She said something along the lines of " Thank God, son. I've just applied for a car loan. It means It's going to be approved. " She is driving a white Peugeot 308 as we speak. Last year, the same aunt asked my brother to come by her place after his examinations, so that he may return home with our eleven year old cousin for a visit. He went to her house as instructed, and she told him they would depart on a saturday. Now, on a friday, while I was asleep, I saw my brother on a taxi, alone, without the cousin. In the dream still, the aunt called my mother, saying my brother is disrespectful and had left her son behind. When I woke up, I didn't think much of the dream. I thought, well, it's just a dream. On a Saturday, Around 2pm, my brother arrived at home, alone. I won't go into reasons why he left the boy behind but, everything I saw in the dream came to pass. This year, while I was asleep, I saw another Aunt this time around, having a huge argument with her husband. A serious argument. They were talking divorce in the dream. I had this dream, in May. And when I went home in June, this Aunt was by my home. They told me she is arguing with her husband over child maintanance, that she knew he was paying child maintanance for two children from previous marriage, but he never told her there were four other children from different women. These are just few of the many dreams I had concerning my family that came to pass. Does this happen to you, people? Do you see something in your dream, and later get the shock of your life by seeing what you saw in a dream happening in reality?[/color][/b] 2 Likes |
I will flog him eh