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PoliticsRe: Residents Tie Tortoise To Their Electricity Pole To Scare Off PHCN Official by softMarket(m): 6:36pm On Feb 27, 2017
asuustrike2009:
Shey minister of power talk about thunder when he visited Uniben last year
minister of darkness ba?

im talk am!
HealthRe: Diseases That Mess Up Your Sex Life by softMarket(m): 6:28pm On Feb 27, 2017
The human disease that is messing up my sex life is prisca(my girlfrend)

she always want me to go up to 7rounds whenever will have sex!
And we usually meet 3times a month.....and e dey make me to fall sick.


There by making me afraid to have sex with her!!........its not a joke! Am dead serious!
PoliticsRe: Residents Tie Tortoise To Their Electricity Pole To Scare Off PHCN Official by softMarket(m): 6:23pm On Feb 27, 2017
How can they pay for electricity that they didnt have!


The thunder that will fire Nepa/PHCN is still collecting power from india! grin grin
FoodRe: See The Chicken They Served A Wedding Guest (Pictured) by softMarket(m): 2:31pm On Feb 27, 2017
The chicken is mad!!
Veryyy Mad
including the Rice.........
Christianity EtcRe: These 2 Books Of The Bible Didn't Mention The Name God Throughout (SEE WHY) by softMarket(m): 10:44am On Feb 26, 2017
ehissi:
You don't even know what pathetic looks like, even if it stopped by your house, knocked on your door and ask to be invited in for tea......... angry

That guy simply quoted Paul's words in the bible in first Corinthians Chapter one verse 25....... huh

Habaaaaaaa. .......... undecided cry
dont mind these muslems that dont have sense!
Christianity EtcRe: These 2 Books Of The Bible Didn't Mention The Name God Throughout (SEE WHY) by softMarket(m): 10:42am On Feb 26, 2017
pmc01:
Why will God even be "foolish" at all. Is there no more sensible way to describe God's Might?
I have to admit you Christians can really be pathetic.
what is wrong with u muslems?

I quoted a bible verse and u re talking rubbish!!

Did i say God is foolish?
You should have asked me what i meant! The only thing u muslems know how to do is "shout allah ku bar and bomb pple"
Christianity EtcRe: These 2 Books Of The Bible Didn't Mention The Name God Throughout (SEE WHY) by softMarket(m): 9:57am On Feb 26, 2017
tydi:
OLD man nothing like "foolishness"in GOD's dictionary. our ancient of days !!! na OLD GOD to accommodate such.stop being "gullible "
are you a christian? If yes, then go and read 1 corinthians chapter 1 vs 25!
Christianity EtcRe: These 2 Books Of The Bible Didn't Mention The Name God Throughout (SEE WHY) by softMarket(m): 9:52am On Feb 26, 2017
ehissi:
He just quoted First Corinthians Chapter one verse 25. You say na blasphemy?
My friend go and read your bible.......... angry
brother dont mind all this muslems......
Christianity EtcRe: These 2 Books Of The Bible Didn't Mention The Name God Throughout (SEE WHY) by softMarket(m): 9:51am On Feb 26, 2017
BobHIGHNESS:
So God is foolish,christians will never seize to amaze person. Are you glorifying his name with this shit?
are you mad?

Cant u read meaning into my statement?
Did i say God is foolish?

You muslems never cease to show ur stupidity! Go and bomb the nearest market!! Datz all u pple are good at! Scumly clown!
Christianity EtcRe: These 2 Books Of The Bible Didn't Mention The Name God Throughout (SEE WHY) by softMarket(m): 8:27am On Feb 26, 2017
HRich:
Apart from Solomon which other man can be credited as a wise livinghuh
NONE!
Christianity EtcRe: These 2 Books Of The Bible Didn't Mention The Name God Throughout (SEE WHY) by softMarket(m): 8:14am On Feb 26, 2017
The foolishness of GOD is wiser than the wisest of men!!
BusinessRe: What Does Harvard Teach Nigerians About Business? by softMarket(m): 8:11am On Feb 26, 2017
Sisqoman:
What is Harvard?
Harvard is the branch office of an igbo man in Alaba international!
WebmastersRe: See The 7 Most Beautiful Hackers In The World by softMarket(m): 7:47am On Feb 26, 2017
And Some nigerian girls will be demanding apple laptop just to be using it to watch movies!!


Dont quote me to ask me what am doing with my laptop!

Me, am doing yahoo yahoo. EFCC should come and arrest me, I dey house! grin grin grin
CultureRe: Stuart Symington In Traditional Attire To Visit Emir Sanusi by softMarket(m): 8:52pm On Feb 25, 2017
Trump wont like this grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Femi Adesina's Phone Call With President Buhari by softMarket(m): 8:39pm On Feb 25, 2017
bitcoininvesto:
That's the danger in making professor deputy to an...

(I don't want mode to ban me) complete it ursef
and you want the mod to ban me abi?
Oga, 2moro is church. Make sure u go and worship God!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Femi Adesina's Phone Call With President Buhari by softMarket(m): 7:56pm On Feb 25, 2017
We should pray for buhari to remain in london!
Osinbanjo is doing just fine! cheesy cheesy



Dollar just dey fall for naira anyhow!! grin grin grin




osinbanjo has made naira to be beating dollars anyhow grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Campaigner Undergoes Spinal Surgery Over Injuries Sustained In 2015 by softMarket(m): 6:14pm On Feb 24, 2017
The man will be full of regrets grin
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Clashes At Anti-foreigner Protest In Pretoria - BBC by softMarket(m): 5:00pm On Feb 24, 2017
An eye for an eye should be the solution!

There are also south africans living in nigeria!

They attend church in nigeria,go to TB johsua's church u will see many of dem....

Lets start fom there!
TravelRe: A South African Lady Condemns Attack On Nigerians, Calls Them Nice People by softMarket(m): 4:59pm On Feb 24, 2017
Pls when are we going for "operation 411" in shop rite? huh


We need to act fast b4 they run out of stocks!! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Primary School Students In Daura Pray For Buhari's Recovery (Photos) by softMarket(m): 4:49pm On Feb 24, 2017
The north has been doing a lot of prayers these day!

They dont want to lose power to the tinubu's boy! grin grin grin








But why are praying for someone they said that went for vacation?

Vacation na bad thing? cheesy grin
CareerRe: Imo Sacks 1,400 LG Workers by softMarket(m): 4:07pm On Feb 24, 2017
jakandeola:
small boy
big boy without sense
send me your bank acct No..and if i dont send u money,i will quit NL!
CareerRe: Imo Sacks 1,400 LG Workers by softMarket(m): 3:09pm On Feb 24, 2017
jakandeola:
biafra die in 1970
Apc governor sacked his workers and u calling Biafra? huh Are you Ok? huh Do u need help? huh

Send me your bank account number





sense dat u dont have is paining me!

Pls try and get a life!
CareerRe: Imo Sacks 1,400 LG Workers by softMarket(m): 3:07pm On Feb 24, 2017
Anambra pple will just be waiting for APC!


The kind of hammer that will Hit APC during the next election,is coming down from heaven! grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Visits BBNaija Housemates by softMarket(m): 1:21pm On Feb 24, 2017
She has gone to watch Blue film as a V.I.P.........



Am still wondering how BBN can create awarness for girls education huh
PoliticsRe: DSS Arrests Babatunde Gbadamosi by softMarket(m): 3:45pm On Feb 22, 2017
Fulani's are now the Jagabans in Nigeria!


But veryyy soon, buhari will step down and the fulanis will pay dearly for all they have done!!
PoliticsRe: "You Are Lying" - Nigerian Army Lampoons Amnesty International by softMarket(m): 3:20pm On Feb 22, 2017
Where are the chief zombies?

Let them come and tell us how Amnesty International is another branch office of IPOB! grin grin


the videos of NA killing IPOB on youtube cant be deleted so i will advice the NA to calm down and look for another lie to lie!
PoliticsRe: "You Are Lying" - Nigerian Army Lampoons Amnesty International by softMarket(m): 3:12pm On Feb 22, 2017
Thank God its Amnesty International not Amnesty Nigeria! cheesy

Afonja muslems will come and tell us how Nnamdi kanu's grand father is the chairman of AI! grin grin



This is one fight that the NA Cannot win!



The AI doesnt just make false claims, they have seen and comfirmed the damages the NA caused!


They have their facts and when they are ready to sue, nothing will stop them!!
RomanceRe: I Was "Disvirgined" By My Aunt's Husband-lady Reveals On Facebook by softMarket(m): 3:38pm On Feb 21, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Single Nollywood Actresses No Longer Wear Panties To Location - Uche Maduagwu by softMarket(m): 1:10pm On Feb 21, 2017
Baba call their names nah


is it uche or linda?
PropertiesRe: Massive Fire In Residential Lagos Neighbourhood by softMarket(m): 6:50am On Feb 21, 2017
I think the weather is the one causing all this fire!!


The harmattan is too much!
TravelRe: 7 Attitudes You Should Have On Lagos Roads If You Are Relocating To Lagos. by softMarket(m): 11:11am On Feb 20, 2017
U must know how to curse!! grin

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