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PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo Arrives Maiduguri For A 2-Day Visit (Photos) by softMarket(m): 2:31pm On May 22, 2017
Baba of coruption

The only man EFCC cannot touch!

The only man DSS doesn't know the road to his house!.......
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Amadioha and Sango will visit you one day!
CelebritiesRe: Female Fan Hugs Olamide On Stage At Glo Event In Rivers (Photos) by softMarket(m): 2:08pm On May 22, 2017
Thats how easy it is to become a baby mama!
PropertiesRe: Ambode To Introduce Compulsory Insurance Policy For All Buildings In Lagos by softMarket(m): 7:14am On Apr 14, 2017
Only for the rich!


Meanwhile....that bas.tard wey be judas don recive alert! Him don sell bros J. angry

But no wahala, we go stil see am on sunday! grin
FamilyRe: Man Bites Off Mother-in-law’s Finger For Scattering His Marriage by softMarket(m): 9:50pm On Mar 26, 2017
Shey na afonja??


Aye blood sucker grin grin
CrimeRe: Our Victim Didn’t Have N10m Ransom, So We Took His Heart – Arrested suspect(pic) by softMarket(m): 9:39pm On Mar 26, 2017
The day our yoruba brothers will stop ritual killings is the day Abacha will feature Jay-Z in a collabo! grin grin



Afonjas and wickedness is like white rice and banga!



The most wicked people on earth!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Embarrassing Moment You Felt The Ground Should Swallow You by softMarket(m): 7:05pm On Mar 26, 2017
cryWhen i mistakenly texted my mom's friend that she has a sweet voice and would like to roll with her! ;(


Not knowing that she's old enough to be my grand ma. I had to change church to avoid meeting her ever again in life!
CelebritiesRe: Between Davido And His Fans On Instagram by softMarket(m): 6:08pm On Mar 08, 2017
One crazy girl in my compound was singing that song (IF) last night

so when she got to the part "30 billion for the acct oh baby"....she started poking me! And said "you senior davido oh!!"



anyways, i gave her a dirty slap!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shares Stunning Photo As She Celebrates International Women's Day by softMarket(m): 6:03pm On Mar 08, 2017
The day churchill will run mad is the day tonto will tell him that king is not his son grin grin


that she lied so promote him grin grin



FearWomen!!!
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Nigerian Pastors That Were Accused Of Adultery – No. 3 & 6 Cases Shook Nigeria by softMarket(m): 9:24am On Mar 08, 2017
No be smal thing!

If you open church now,enemise won't let you be! They will be looking for a way to bring u down!
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Granted N100,000 Bail. Claims She's 23 Years by softMarket(m): 9:16am On Mar 08, 2017
How can that monopolistic woman be 23yrs? huh
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Shades Uche Maduagwu, Offers To Upgrade His Wardrobe With N10k by softMarket(m): 9:35pm On Mar 07, 2017
loomer:
For ur fish brain, u funny abi?
Rat brain! Why did u quote me?
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Shades Uche Maduagwu, Offers To Upgrade His Wardrobe With N10k by softMarket(m): 9:11pm On Mar 07, 2017
Freeze is Mad grin grin


Police should monitor uche's movement this week,
Incase if he goes to near the lagoon or any store that sells Sniper insecticide!!!


The DSS should also storm this house and Seize all ropes!! grin grin grin

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Freeze 50 - 1 Uche maduagwu. grin |
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CelebritiesRe: Ex-bbnaija Housemate, Gifty Beautiful In New Photo by softMarket(m): 7:31pm On Mar 07, 2017
PrayerMood........ ........


Any Gifty and Tboss in my life, from my fathers side, from my mothers side cry
From my village,
in my work place
In my street,
in my compound....

Die by fire! Die by fire!! Die by fire!!! Die by fire!!!! Die by fire!!! Die by fire!!!


Any spirit of Gifty and Tboss, (especially Tboss) that is targeting me.. .. . Somersault and DIE!!!!






Brothers follow me and pray!!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Buhari’s Health: CAN Slams SGF Babachir, Warns Him Against Incurring God’s Wrath by softMarket(m): 6:27pm On Mar 07, 2017
FriendNG:
Shut up. What SGF said is the truth. You all are happy "Let Buhari Die" So that Pastor can get the chair.
Terrorist, when will u get sense?
Christianity EtcRe: Buhari’s Health: CAN Slams SGF Babachir, Warns Him Against Incurring God’s Wrath by softMarket(m): 6:25pm On Mar 07, 2017
Someone must be blamed!

If. Its not GEJ or PDP then its IPOB or christians!


APC chapter of buhari are just set of confused People!!!


LONG LIVE PRESIDENT OSINBAJO!!


LONG LIVE NIGER DELTA!!


GOD BLESS IPOB!! We won again at the ECOWAS COURT! grin
the score_line is now___IPOB 15 - 1 Nigeria grin grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Hilarious Reactions Trail Kemen's Disqualification From Big Brother Naija by softMarket(m): 10:53pm On Mar 05, 2017
What is in that breast that is sending men home?
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Bigge shouldn't have disqualified him like nah
He. Just disgraced that guy!...the shame is too much!
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I don't know why God created a beautiful world and spoilt it with a man-like creature!

If u want to succeed in life....LEAVE WOMAN ,no go near am! Woman are one creature that Nobody understands not even the devil..


If she's not MOM or SISTER,my brother. RUN!!!!
CareerRe: One Month's Notice Or One Month's Salary? by softMarket(m): 10:23pm On Mar 05, 2017
What I will do. . . . .


Submit the salary to my old. Employers like a boss. cool
That's if the new job will pay well!....


Then move ahead to the new. Job...that's if their salary is actractive!! Veryyy actractive!!!
CrimeRe: "I Was Shot 3 Times By Some Lagos State Security Operatives" - Community Leader by softMarket(m): 6:00pm On Mar 05, 2017
God has a say over your life!
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Maybe they were sent by DSS!

when has it become a crime to speak as a nigerian?
Since buhari became president! I'm sorry for ur pain grin


why do I have to be shot by those who are supposed to sensure I'm safe and secured just because I asked a question?
So u are still asking question? Do u want me to shoot u again? Anyways, I'm still sorry for ur pain! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Church Uses Nicki Minaj's Photo In Relationship Seminar Poster by softMarket(m): 3:27pm On Mar 05, 2017
Nicki Minaj for christ!! grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Olebu Chinonyerem Joy Vaccinates 50 In Heppatitis B Campaign In Akure by softMarket(m): 1:50pm On Mar 05, 2017
She resemble David De'gea 4 hair!
CelebritiesRe: Tailor Disappoints Mary Njoku Over AMVCA 2017 Outfit by softMarket(m): 9:49am On Mar 05, 2017
BerryAnny:
Tailors been disappointing since 1800! Tailors,Radio repairer & Phone Engineer can't make heaven with d level of dia failed promises.
What about the people that promised us "CHANGE"?

Will they make heaven?
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Tapped My Phone During Campaign – Trump by softMarket(m): 4:12pm On Mar 04, 2017
Even after the tapping, He still LOST the election! cheesy cheesy


dont mind him jare....move along with ur policies!! Esp the banning of muslems grin
CrimeRe: "We Killed More People After Vampire’s Escape From Court" – Captured Gang Member by softMarket(m): 12:30pm On Mar 04, 2017
Tazdroid:
I wonder what pleasure one derives from terrorising and killing people.


He who lives by the gun, sword, bomb and so on may die by the gun, sword, bomb and so on
what about "he who lives by the cow will die by the cow"?


shey its possible abi? grin grin
CrimeRe: "We Killed More People After Vampire’s Escape From Court" – Captured Gang Member by softMarket(m): 12:22pm On Mar 04, 2017
U know, when the police drill u; na den u go knw say police no be human being.


U will confess the crime u will commit next year!

U be like "oga, dat robbery wey go hapun next week ehh,na me rob am" grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Sotayo Sobola Reactions To ‘Beggars’ On Her Page by softMarket(m): 12:16pm On Mar 04, 2017
Beggers everywhere
PoliticsRe: Bring Back Nigerian Prostitutes – Buhari Charges Aides by softMarket(m): 2:43pm On Mar 03, 2017
This people like media attention!


Oga send u errand,u cum dey tell us....wetin u wan make we do?


Go and do wetin oga tell una to do!!
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels' Nose Ring And Leg Chain Anger Her Fans As They Abuse Her by softMarket(m): 12:59pm On Mar 03, 2017
H
CrimeRe: Undergraduate Initiates Schoolgirls Into Cultism In Ondo by softMarket(m): 10:13am On Mar 03, 2017
Are they still alive??
The girl no get brother's and young uncle's? huh
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Used N50 Alum To Cure Her Toothache (Photos) by softMarket(m): 9:46am On Mar 03, 2017
Cossy is Mad, including the OP!


Tomorrow headline cool

Tonto dike buys N50 toilet-roll to clean yansh. (na egg roll she for buy clean yansh?) nawa oh


Olamide buys new tooth brush after using the old one for 15yrs.
(ola,so u re lyk dis? try and repent nah)

Buhari removes spider from his ear! (no be him ear? Wetin concern us?)


Ini Edo has been using one condom since 2015 (recession can never stop us from fuc,king grin )


phyno uses shaving stick to shave his private part (na saw him 4 use huh)


Rick Ross boxers can sow singlet,pant,hanker-chief and T-shirt for osinbajo. (IPOB,you are veryyy wicked grin grin grin)
FamilyRe: Little Girls Reaction To Moms Threat After She Stole A Candy Trends by softMarket(m): 10:10pm On Mar 02, 2017
Take her to jail!!




That how Gifty started!cheesy

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