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morenike09:
@post
welllll. . . .if my boyfriend accidentally lost his train of common sense and decides to insult me in public, all i'll do is put my index finger on his lips, tell him to hush, and gives him a looooooooooooong kiss. then right there, i'll hug him and tell him i love him. but like AJ said, when we're alone, i go show im  who's mouth is shaper.

just because he's branded a boyfriend, he dares to try to humiliate me in public? i dnt think so  
humidity ni

and the next time he dares to try it, it's over. a real man does not insult a woman, speaking of publicly

what if in the process of trying to kiss, he pushes you away? wount that be more humiliating?

presido1:
I don report am already
who be this one now? Muki abeg no let somebody bite u tonight. no let him come near you.
Somze na your friend?

see u dont even need to run again, i go make sure say i bite UNA, you and muki i will bite u 2 tonight,

listen and listen good, me and smoze, we belong to the best club in the world, .CHELSEA FC, "the owners of 2008UCL"

HI MY PEOPLE,

THIS IS THE PRESIDENTIAL BRODCAST FROM THE MOST HONORABLE SPORTS PERSON ON NL ^{"you dont need to ask for my name again, it is simple SOFTWARE "}

MY fellow sports people,

I greet una well well, i greet una say happy new year oooo, hope una no over chop sha? if so glory be to GOD,

This year i want make una behave well well oo, All of u should make sure you respect me as your president, ^{"especially u mukilatu "muki ""} otherwise anybody that mess with me na thunder go scatter the person computer,

i greet una well well once again,

GOD BLESS NL GOD BLESS ME THE PRESIDENT, GOD BLESS NIGERIA, GOD BLESS YOU ALL,

thank u thank u

mukina2:
sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap muppetos President


Presido nor mind am o
he is Nairaland sports resident muppet
we still love you software

point of correction muki,

I AM THE MOST HONORABLE SPORT PERSON ON NAIRALAND not a resident something something,

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-21748.96.html

Cassiel:
I'll chill there and wait for him to finish ranting.Then i'll walk up to the counter,buy a carton of 5-alive(preferably Berry Blast),walk back to him and squirt the contents directly at the crotch of his trousers.Every last bit.Then i'll smile at him and say ''we're through honey'',peck him on the cheek and walk right out the door.

wow, wat a romantic EXIT

mukina2:
Avram Grant

naughty girl. and thats why she wount grow tall

@MUKI AND PRESIDO

HOW DARE U 2 TALK ANYHOW TO SMOZE?

PLS BWARNED, I WOUNT tolorate it, abi una want make thunder scatter una pc? i dey vex oo

mukina2:

WHY ARE U LAUGHING?

henry007:
i thinks girls have a way of crying things out. talk about the reverse case and i'll say ehen

HOW?

mukina2:
Software

its the one and only Arsenal

we are on top

you are somewhere below us

come how many times u dey wish me happy new year

hey MUKI if i like i can wish u happy new year 100TIMES

HAVE U 4GOTTON THAT MAU U AND CHELSEAE WILL SCATTER DERBY?

HAVE U 4GOTTON THAT BY SATURDAY, MAN U WILL BE ON TOP? AND ARSENAL WILL DRAW BORO?

AND THAT SIMPLY MEANS THAT CHELSEA WILL ONLY BE BEHIND BY 2POINTS,

AND BY THE TIME ASSNAL VISIT STAMFORD, WE WILL BE ONE POINT AHEAD OF U?

ITS ALL A MATTTER OF 2WEEKS, MARK MY WORDS,

ARSENAL IS 4 RELEGATION

christiely:
any body that that does that is an abuser,i wudnt tk it,d moment u try it ,we done .

but at the spot what wiull u do? will u shout back or give the guy a dirty slap?

@topic,

Grant isnt a coach, he is the reason why we couldnt win the carling cup, he needs to be floged,

@muki

u are not serious oo, so na my chelsea u come dey yab like that in my very presence?

HAVE U FORGOTTON WHO I BE FOR THE NL ^{"the Most honorable Sports man on NL"} _{MR NO NONSENSE}

dont 4get ooo,

@muki

muki pls i forgot to check the league table, pls d o u mind to tell me who is still on top of the league?

tommyex:
I don't mean childish as in age,I mean as in behaviour
Money aint everything,i know some grls that wont date you because you jus drive a Lexus jeep.
They should be birds of a feather though,i wont mind d spectacle!

yeah i understand u, u are right that money aint everything, anyway i enjoyed watching also, just that i was shock, it was a suprise,

mukina2:
softwareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



where you dey since

my mukistik muki, how u dey? happy new year oo. i miss u.
Yes i am back now,

whats cracking?

somze:
Software
Is this really you?  

yes o my brother, na me,  see u at the sports ZONE

@smoze

baba i hail u oo, i just dey land,

Long time bro, happy new year 2u, hw are u and your family? am back fully now,

tommyex:
simply sounds childish to me.
I don't think i date girls that can do such

yes it sounds childish, But the guy must be a big guy cos he was cruising a Honda CRV 2007

Today, while i was about Leaving a fast food joint,  i saw a guy shouting and insulting his girlfriend,  I guess they had intentions of coming to have lunch together,  but on the way they had some mis understanding, 

What really shocked me the most was how the guy shouted on the Girl. it was very insultive and embarassing,  the girl sef, was trying to talk and insult the guy back, but the guys voice was on top Leading, 

My question goes thus, 

Would you tolorate if your BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND SCREEMS AND SHOUT ON YOU IN THE PUBLIC? what will u do? ??

keep posting

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wonders shall never end, _{i go pick race}

@post starter, you are very very unlucky ooo. but why u? why u? out of all the girls in the whole of Lagos see wetin ur eyes go select for you?

pls come for prayers ooo, ()_{come along with 5000naira}

May God help this country,

IT IS NOT NORMAL OOO. U WON KILL THE GIRL FOR HER PAPA AND MAMA? ABEG TAKE AM EASY OO

u toooooo dont call.

3weeks, if no POSITIVE SIGN, THen pick race

Mr man u better dont be forced into it, Thank God u are ok psycologically, U need to be ok FINICIALLY 2 ooo, and many many more OK,

Do it at your own pace,

Good Luck,

I will simply bless the Marriage,

and on their way to their honey moon, i will BOMB their car

so many many things i dislike abt most ladies,

presently, what this ladies are after is Money, money money money, they lie alot also, They are scammers

can u imagine, an old friend called me one day on phone, and she told me she would be coming down to Abuja, and that when she gets to Abuja, she wants to buy a new phone, and that she wants me to escort her there so i could he her choose a good one, (I told her no probs)

On getting to Abuja, she called me, we met somewhere and went to a shop to get a new phone, Getting there, She started to point to BIG BIG BIG phones, Nokia Nseries e.t.c ,meanwhile, she was just with 18,000naira,

At last she agreed to buy a phone of 25,000naira,

She then asked me "Emma, pls can i get 7,000naira from you there?" I told her NO NO NO O, I only came here with 200naira, and besides, i am broke,

She was disappointed so much that she didnt buy the phone again, she was really mad at me, (i didnt even care)

TILL TODAY, SHE NO DEY CALL MY NUMBER, NOT EVEN A FLASH,

Zenith is the worst as far as i am concerned,  they are just toooooo proud,  i wanted to Opening a current acct 3years ago. when i visited,  them say 500,000k na hin i pick race

Even in GTB there are still some very terible staffs, One short girls in on of the GTB close to my house,

Anyway, i wil give it to them, they've got good packages,

GTB