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toksdam:
@software
because you don't do much thinking ,don't think that those who do are jobless,please do remember that soon it will be esther.OK ?

my bro abeg no vex for me jare, thanks for the info, we greatly appreciate it,
But u funny oo. make i no lie

From ty4real

It was during service o jare,no network,no light, no thing and  I was coming from Lagos to Enugu and the bus broke down and I got to my village and na dt period them do their Akatapa festival(masquerade)those outfits must definitely come from the devil himself and the akatapa no gree allow me go,na soso prayer i just dey pray!Nobody to call to and the okada just dey appease the thing na so I sit don on top bike dey pray sayGod just save me from this xperience!I served in one jungle like that in Igbo Eze in Enugu!It was Horrible sha!

sebi na your village? why didnt you just show them your ID card? U Bleep up ooo u come dey fear ordinary masqurade, ppl wey u suppose beat

@post starter,

Oga u no get work oo, so na leap you dey find up and down the road?
eh?

wonders shall never end on nl

everybody and his own kind of thinking, .

i didnt even think to that extent,

anyway, thanks for informing

aisha2:
Hmmm, good idea, changing someones name to Agnes Ibrahim

pls dont ooo. i beg you, it is not good,
lets make the world a better place, Agned Ibrahim, oMg

holythug:
but no matter d sense wey them get them meet us for this world, abi no b so?

yes oo. na for this world them meet us,

holythug:
dia own pass snake unda green grass sef?

yes ooo, this one fear me ooo

@ post

INSULT UPON INJURY, ABOMINATION, NA WHO WON TURN GOD HOUSE INTO ASHI HOUSE?
PLS THE HOUSE OF GOD SHOULD BE KEPT SCARED,

pahtahkee:
Nice one Naija girls are hitting the game big time.

And someone would dare say only guys are the players

Personally I do not keep your no on my phone if I can recall it off hand. It is safer and better for both of us that way.

BOTH GUYS AND GIRLS ARE PLAYERS, INFACT RIGHT NOW, THE GIRLS DO IT MORE, THEY BEHAVE LIKE A SNAKE UNDER THE GREEN GRASS,

®~^Sly^~®:
You soundin like sum k.inda journalist

no am not a journalist, am just trying to prefer the best solution for my friend, I dont want him to be cheated,

®~^Sly^~®:
Woooda! my what!!. . . . not ma name, re-read the whole message and u'll get what i meant. . .

She's a friend and i didn't know the guy in question. . .
Any girl that tries that wimme is looking for serious trouble. . . .emi ko gba igbaku gba

innit

oh now i understand better,

What do u mean by serious trouble?
If she would be punished, what sort of punishement do you think would be the best?

®~^Sly^~®:
Don't join the sod. . . Some girls are very deceptive

About asking her about what motivates her to store his name as ''Alero Dorcas'' is not a good idea. . .
I was once in that situation. . . .i was checking a girls phone and she used ''didirin'' which means ''slowpoke'' to store a guy's name, . .
Then i asked her why she used ''didirin'' to store sumone's name but she thought i didn't understand ''yoruba language'' . . .

So she said. . ''didirin'' is the guy's christened name. . . then i was like. . .Woooda!!
So tell him not to try finding out her motive behind that yucky name she used to store his name. .

so what did you do to the girl who stored your name as "didirin"? did you just end the whole thing there?

If its a guy that calls his ex gf, it could be he wants to come back,

BUT

If the reverse was the case, i.e the girl calling, I GO RUN OO,

®~^Sly^~®:
Tell your friend to be wise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But really, you guys need to see them both, you will honestly want to fall if Love if you aint into any,

but really, thats just the thing the girl do that makes my guy really really scared and very carefull,

so do you guys, advice he speaks to her? ask her why his name is stored with Alero Dorcas?

®~^Sly^~®:
What If Your Girlfriend, Stores Your Number With A Female Name?

Well. . .i'd just delete ma number straight away with no questions asked
Not surprised though. . because i've seen a girl who used ""Alufa"" to store my friend's name.
And friend ain't mu'slim,he's name is logicc


Despite futile attempts of your friend to get her to change the name. . . .
This Led me to believe that is either your friend is irrelevant to her or she has considered him to be a ''pure maga of the millennium''

same thing i am thinking, maybe she just want to maga the guy and run away,

hey guys,

SUPRISE SUPRISE,

My guy visited his girl today, and getting there, he was able to sniff thru her phone again, and he found someone's number stored as "SWEETHEART" at first, he was happy thinking the girl had corrected the mistake,

He typed his number on her Phone and BEHOLD it was still "ALERO DORCAS"

He later checked the name that was stored with "SWEETHEART" then he found out that it was a yankee number,


What do u guys feel? what should this guy do? cos wit lal indications, it is very clear that she has another MAN somewhere in yankee,

i await your responses

nice one,

uspry1:
You girl can give the greatest gift to your man:

1) toy model Hummer 3

2) play money 5 millions dollar with picture frame.

3) toy gas tank filler to fill up Hummer 3.

Put them on the living room bookshelf with two spotlight shine on them as his museum.

na toys i won chop? i will make sure i load her with some slaps before she leaves

many many women tooo get longer throat this days,  

It all depends on money,

The more money, the beter the trip,

i will have sugested Trascorp hilton or eko Intl

@post starter

pls dont mind anybody oo, u are very correct, there should be some level of decency,

But mind u, Lagos comprises of so many states, even the girls from the north,

why dont u IMPORT your girls from the NORTH?

uoe80:
u are 100% sure that after the hummer and dollars u wont want anything else??think again bros!!.

i was just jokin, u were very right, the best thing is anything best the girl can do as at that time,

it could even be just a hug

gilgee:
NOTHING!!!

Are u male or female?

why would u say such a thing? i bow oo

NaJa HaJe:
then the answer is simple. . . . . . . . . . . .  she's dating someone else whom she has to hide your guy from 

so what would u advice to do? how should it go abt it with his gf?

Encomium:
This is indeed food for thought likewise a great lesson for us to learn from because God is always faithful.

Yes it is, i really learnt alot from it, thanks for reading.

A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car.


Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped
gift box.

Curious, but somewhat Disappointed, the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the young man's name embossed in gold. Angrily, he raised his voice to his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible? and stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible.

Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things.

When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret
filled his heart. He began to search through his father's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. His father had carefully underlined a verse,

Matt 7:11, "And if ye, being evil know how to give good gifts to your children, how much mor e shall your Heavenly
father which is in heaven, give to those who ask Him?"

As he read those words, a car key dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the
sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words, PAID IN FULL.


How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not packaged as we expected? I trust you enjoyed this. Pass it on to others. Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for,
IF YOUR GIFT IS NOT PACKED THE WAY YOU WANT I T, IT'S BECAUSE IT IS BETTER PACKED THAT WAY! ALWAYS
APPRECIATE LITTLE THINGS; THEY USUALLY LEAD YOU TO ATTACHMENTS!

THANKS

banni:
you dey nairaland which get plenty nice ,educated and enlightened men and you still dey follow this rubbish thing?
Come on dump him !

yes oooo people like me, I GET one BIG 20naira for my account to take good care of any fine girl,

uoe80:
why bother with a gift,men are like children,they can't make up their minds,one minute they are happy with this and the next moment they want something else.my ideal gift would be EVERYTHING i can give ie love,respect,faithfulness,patients,understaning,attention,mindblowing sex,companionship etc etc

hmmmmmmmmmmmmn clap for ya self, you try small.

but the most ideal thing is

1. One hummer h2
2. 2000usd cash to help fuel and service the hummer

If a girls can start to do that, i believe strongly that the world would be a better place,

LIST OF ITEMS A GIRL SHOULD PRESENT HER BF

1. One hummer h2
2. 2000usd cash to help fuel and service the hummer

If a girls can start to do that, i believe strongly that the world would be a better place,

na wa ooo, he must really be a bad guy